Leon Brown: So Here's Me

[toodles]

2 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Hmmm.  So the Princess wants everyone to kneel before Zod?  Yeah, well good luck with that.

[TurtlePower]

2 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Wow. The sense of entitlement is strong. What *I* want, what *I* deserve. I don’t understand this generation and their demanding nature—they want it NOW, dammit they “deserve” it, they shouldn’t have to put in the work or the time. They want it NOW. 

 It’s fine to have goals and work towards them—she just sounds demanding and entitled: 

 

[Kohola3]

"What I deserve"?  What have you ever done to deserve anything you greedy little twit?  Made a few know-it-all posts and hideous pictures on social media? 

Get a job, make a measurable difference in someone's life, do some charity work, give instead of take and then we'll talk.

[xwordfanatik]

1 hour ago, Kohola3 said:

"What I deserve"?  What have you ever done to deserve anything you greedy little twit?  Made a few know-it-all posts and hideous pictures on social media? 

Get a job, make a measurable difference in someone's life, do some charity work, give instead of take and then we'll talk.

This X 1,000.  She's a self-important dipshit.

[DakotaJustice]

There are no words. Good luck in that job. I predict she'll get what she deserves but it probably won't be what she wants. 

[dreadfulLeigh]

She’s acting like she’s been in the job market for months and years, constantly getting passed over, low balled or ignored. Girl...go get some life experience. And get the fuck over yourself 🙄

[laurakaye]

18 hours ago, Kohola3 said:

"What I deserve"?  What have you ever done to deserve anything you greedy little twit?  Made a few know-it-all posts and hideous pictures on social media? 

Get a job, make a measurable difference in someone's life, do some charity work, give instead of take and then we'll talk.

Why do all that boring grunt work when she can just say "F*** it" and send an e-mail?  Besides, she can e-mail from her latest fave coffee house over an extra-large full-fat mocha caramel latte.  If she's actually -  you know, WORKING - well, that cuts into quality time with her favorite person - Mariah.

There aren't enough eye-roll emojis in the world for this chick.

[Liddy52]

I wonder if she bothered to use any capitalization in this email.  If not, I am sure the recipient was not impressed! Edited to add: I am not sure the recipient will be impressed even with capitalization,  especially if her entitled attitude shines through as brightly as it does in everything else she does

Edited February 20, 2020 by Liddy52

[laurakaye]

Dear Whoever:

My name is Mariah Brown.  Yes, THAT Mariah Brown, from television, LOLZ.  I get that all the time.  I would like to work for your company on a part-time basis....so, maybe like - idk - 12:30 until 4:00 every afternoon except for the three days a month when my uterus acts up.  I do have some special considerations that you'll need to factor in: I need a 60 minute coffee break every day at 2:00 sharp.  No exceptions, sorry (not sorry).  I reserve the right to step out of my corner office with a glorious unobstructed view of Lake Michigan to drop to the floor and do some down-dogs any time that I fill the need.  I don't typically wear a bra - I'm certain that it won't be an issue or I'll slap a lawsuit on you so fast your head will spin.  I shower every other Thursday and shun deodorant.  I will sometimes need to bring my two dogs to work with me.  I pepper my sentences with "x" a lot of the time, so if you're not woke you won't understand a word I say.  Also, I'm gay and I will probably demand that every Friday be "Rainbow Friday" and that is not negotiable.  I would like to start at the top of the pay scale - also not negotiable.  

I look forward to your e-mail letting me know when my start date is - preferably not this coming Monday because I have two yoga students who count on me on Monday afternoons when I fill like teaching.

Kthxbai - 

Mariah L. Brown 

Edited February 20, 2020 by laurakaye

[xwordfanatik]

@laurakaye, brava!  You channeled Snowflake to a tee!👏

[VegasVixen]

9 hours ago, laurakaye said:

Dear Whoever:

My name is Mariah Brown.  Yes, THAT Mariah Brown, from television, LOLZ.  I get that all the time.  I would like to work for your company on a part-time basis....so, maybe like - idk - 12:30 until 4:00 every afternoon except for the three days a month when my uterus acts up.  I do have some special considerations that you'll need to factor in: I need a 60 minute coffee break every day at 2:00 sharp.  No exceptions, sorry (not sorry).  I reserve the right to step out of my corner office with a glorious unobstructed view of Lake Michigan to drop to the floor and do some down-dogs any time that I fill the need.  I don't typically wear a bra - I'm certain that it won't be an issue or I'll slap a lawsuit on you so fast your head will spin.  I shower every other Thursday and shun deodorant.  I will sometimes need to bring my two dogs to work with me.  I pepper my sentences with "x" a lot of the time, so if you're not woke you won't understand a word I say.  Also, I'm gay and I will probably demand that every Friday be "Rainbow Friday" and that is not negotiable.  I would like to start at the top of the pay scale - also not negotiable.  

I look forward to your e-mail letting me know when my start date is - preferably not this coming Monday because I have two yoga students who count on me on Monday afternoons when I fill like teaching.

Kthxbai - 

Mariah L. Brown 

Ummm hello!! @laurakaye..you forgot to add that she really loves to eat brunch and she will need to be accommodated. 😉 LOL!! I kid!! This is hilarious! Sounds just like her! 

Edited February 21, 2020 by VegasVixen
my spelling was atrocious

[jojo3couleurs]

41 minutes ago, VegasVixen said:

Ummm hello!! @laurakaye..you forgot to add that she really loves to eat brunch and she will need to be accommodated. 😉 LOL!! I kid!! This is hilarious! Sounds just like her! 

well she DID ask to start her workday at 12:30 .... plenty of time to have brunch beforehand!

[HeyNow]

Boy, wait til she figures out linner...

[Sofa Sloth]

15 hours ago, laurakaye said:

Dear Whoever:

My name is Mariah Brown.  Yes, THAT Mariah Brown, from television, LOLZ.  I get that all the time.  I would like to work for your company on a part-time basis....so, maybe like - idk - 12:30 until 4:00 every afternoon except for the three days a month when my uterus acts up.  I do have some special considerations that you'll need to factor in: I need a 60 minute coffee break every day at 2:00 sharp.  No exceptions, sorry (not sorry).  I reserve the right to step out of my corner office with a glorious unobstructed view of Lake Michigan to drop to the floor and do some down-dogs any time that I fill the need.  I don't typically wear a bra - I'm certain that it won't be an issue or I'll slap a lawsuit on you so fast your head will spin.  I shower every other Thursday and shun deodorant.  I will sometimes need to bring my two dogs to work with me.  I pepper my sentences with "x" a lot of the time, so if you're not woke you won't understand a word I say.  Also, I'm gay and I will probably demand that every Friday be "Rainbow Friday" and that is not negotiable.  I would like to start at the top of the pay scale - also not negotiable.  

I look forward to your e-mail letting me know when my start date is - preferably not this coming Monday because I have two yoga students who count on me on Monday afternoons when I fill like teaching.

Kthxbai - 

Mariah L. Brown 

To: RainbowMariahLBrownisgay@gmail.com

Subject: Request for the thing you asked for that you definitely don’t deserve

Dear Mariah, 

Thank you for your email expressing your interest in a position within our company. We regret to inform you, that you have been unsuccessful in your application. 

Regrettably, it is our policy not to offer opportunities within our company, to those with non-existent work ethic; who also lack personal hygiene and are unable to grasp the concept of basic grammar. We also prefer to hire women (note correct spelling - void of a random ‘x’) who will prioritise work above brunching, who wear a bra in the workplace and who are still happy to continue working whilst menstruating.  

We would like to formally request you don’t advise your father you were declined this opportunity, as he’ll likely claim you were persecuted and discriminated against, for being a polygamist’s daughter and we don’t wish to be bad-mouthed on television, by a spiral-permed ass clown. We would like to clarify here, you are not unsuccessful in your application, due to either your family’s lifestyle or your sexual orientation, we just believe you to be a narcissistic, entitled and pretentious twat, with whom we have no desire to be affiliated with.
Like ever.

Regards, 

The unfortunate recipient of your entitled bullshit request email

Edited February 21, 2020 by Sofa Sloth
Spellingk

[suomi]

My hell, that is funny! And that photo is the icing on the cake!

[laurakaye]

3 hours ago, Sofa Sloth said:

We would like to formally request you don’t advise your father you were declined this opportunity, as he’ll likely claim you were persecuted and discriminated against, for being a polygamist’s daughter and we don’t wish to be bad-mouthed on television, by a spiral-permed ass clown. 

😂😂😂

Brilliant response!!  OMG, we could keep this thing going for weeks!!

And the bolded portion is the name of my new band.

 

Edited February 21, 2020 by laurakaye

[Kohola3]

These posts have really made my week!

[xwordfanatik]

Mine too!  I keep reading parts aloud to Mr. Xword, so we can both laugh!  Love it.

Spiral-permed ass clown, hilarious! ❤️

 

[Natalie68]

On 2/19/2020 at 6:38 PM, DakotaJustice said:

There are no words. Good luck in that job. I predict she'll get what she deserves but it probably won't be what she wants. 

If I were to get an email from an applicant like she was describing it would be deleted asap.  Bless her heart thinking she is in a position to get everything she thinks she deserves.  Pelosi clap...

[Soaper410]

Mariah's journey has been a long and winding one. 

She started off as a spoiled, self-righteous polygamist wannabe.  

Now she's a spoiled, self-righteous lesbian. 

[AZChristian]

So . . . I'm retired with no one counting on me for anything at a particular time.

But I also have a cold, so I advised Mr. AZC that I was taking a "sick day" today and staying in bed, catching up on stuff.

You guys have totally been the best medicine ever!!!!

[Gramto6]

OMG! I'm laughing so hard!  This is all so true she is such a poseur and narcissist...just go away, suck your coffee and do your yoga poses in private...please...no one cares! 

Edited February 25, 2020 by Gramto6
typo

[ginger90]

 

[Meowwww]

23 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

 

Me me me me me me mememememe!!!

[Kohola3]

Love's sandals, hates bras. How incredibly deep.

[Joan of Argh]

44 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

 

The sandals look like they're digging into her skin.... 

I know she's a baby but what's up with those legs, her ankles have rolls.

And the hashtag... ThickThighSaveLives  🤔

[xwordfanatik]

4 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

The sandals look like they're digging into her skin.... 

I know she's a baby but what's up with those legs, her ankles have rolls.

And the hashtag... ThickThighSaveLives  🤔

What does that hashtag mean?  I guess I'm not woke enough to decipher that blather.

[Sandy W]

39 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

What does that hashtag mean?  I guess I'm not woke enough to decipher that blather.

I've been trying to find the meaning there too XWord.  All I can come up with is, if she encountered a drowning victim, she could scissor them between her thick thighs and using her yoga skills, could skillfully apply artificial respiration.

[LoneWolf]

1 hour ago, Sandy W said:

she could scissor them between her thick thighs

Oi! I'm going to need a lot of brain bleach to get that picture out of my head! 

Edited February 26, 2020 by LoneWolf

[Joan of Argh]

1 hour ago, Sandy W said:

I've been trying to find the meaning there too XWord.  All I can come up with is, if she encountered a drowning victim, she could scissor them between her thick thighs and using her yoga skills, could skillfully apply artificial respiration.

I think I'd rather drown... The thought of being scissored between Pudge's thighs is a fate worse than death. 😲

[deirdra]

Maybe her thick thighs are very buoyant and she can be used like a life raft.

[EastCoast4Life]

Thick thighs save lives = I'm making excuses for my fat ass. 

[Joan of Argh]

Looks like she got her tub cleaning skills from mama Janelle...

My cute lil uterus would be SCREAMING too if it was sitting in that filthy tub! 😫

[Sandy W]

19 minutes ago, Joan of Argh said:

Looks like she got her tub cleaning skills from mama Janelle...

My cute lil uterus would be SCREAMING too if it was sitting in that filthy tub! 😫

real talk:

Clean that tub before you immerse your cute lil uterus.  I count 3 rings below the surface. While you are doing some housekeeping, take a cup of bleach and a brush and scrub that caulk and between those tiles.  Mold and mildew are not healthy to breathe.  Also, soak a cloth in vinegar and wrap it around the faucet, shower control knob and backing to remove the scale buildup.  These are basic skills you should have learned from your mother while she was teaching you what a special snowflake you are. 

I guess we should be grateful that you didn't scratch "AUDJ" into your hairy leg.

[Roslyn]

Just now, Sandy W said:

I guess we should be grateful that you didn't scratch "AUDJ" into your hairy leg.

lolol

I was just about to type "looks like she's channeling Mama Meri in this snap..."

[Joan of Argh]

maybe it's her colon that's screaming & thrashing...

and what's up with the Brown's and all the torn cuticles and chipped nails?

 

 

 

 

 

 

[MonicaM]

If she's starting to have regular problems with her cute little uterus, she needs to get to a real doctor who graduated from an accredited medical school.  Most, if not all, of the causes of severe cramping can be treated medically so that she doesn't have to soak in a filthy bath tub every month.  

She's far from my favorite person, but I suffered for years back in the day when that kind of problem was considered more of a mental health issue.  Now that the medical community is more enlightened and has ways to help, I strongly advocate for women to utilize modern medicine.  Clearly yoga and massive amounts of coffee aren't helping.

Edited February 27, 2020 by MonicaM
grammar mistakes

[Kohola3]

Every time you think a posting can't get any worse.........she airs something even more hideous.  Naked in a filthy tub?  With her phone?  Too bad it wasn't something that would give her a shock if dropped.

And maybe that would straighten out the uterus problem.

[xwordfanatik]

No, Mariah.  Your dear daddy says you get HAR-mones when you kiss.

What you have is a double dose of narcissism, due to both your narcissistic parents.  And terrible housekeeping habits. 

[Phoebe70]

Between the “thick thighs saves lives” hashtag, her raging uterus, the poop-brown background color, the image of her in a filthy tub, and now the puke-green slime drink....welp, I think that’s all I can handle for awhile. Pass the eye bleach, please. 

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

If only....

P.S.. I don't condone violence nor would I want any harm to come to her, but dang girl, you are making it easy with your stupid posts

[laurakaye]

Just an old-school COL weighing in here, but my doctor told me - way back when I was just a young COL-in-training - that large amounts of caffeine can cause a cute lil' uterus to become very unhappy at certain times of the month.  I have found this to be true, so - gosh, I don't know, Pudge - limit your coffee to under a gallon a day and maybe it will limit the "thrashing and screaming" coming from your lady parts.

I don't even have the words to dill with her rn...........

[Kohola3]

13 hours ago, Phoebe70 said:

Pass the eye bleach, please. 

It's going to take a full on brain bleach to erase the horrors of my imagination with these postings.

[TurtlePower]

13 hours ago, Phoebe70 said:

Between the “thick thighs saves lives” hashtag, her raging uterus, the poop-brown background color, the image of her in a filthy tub, and now the puke-green slime drink....welp, I think that’s all I can handle for awhile. Pass the eye bleach, please. 

Ok I had to look that up--apparently, people with thick thighs versus those with thin thighs/thigh gap suffer less heart disease and premature death. While the studies seem to support this, with Mariah, I feel like it's an excuse for her to continue to eat her big brunches. 

For anyone interested:

https://blackdoctor.org/500539/thick-thighs-save-lives-why-bigger-thighs-are-healthier-seriously/4/

[Meowwww]

I couldn’t look at the bath picture.  Afraid I’d see a ...clot or something....in the water.  She’s too woke to use a tampon and probably “free-bleeds”.  It’s a thing. 🤮

[DakotaJustice]

You know what, Meri has always struck me as the Clean Freak of the Browns (the only one if you ask me!) so I bet Mariah has never cleaned a bathroom let alone scrubbed a tub. 
I bet whenever Mom Meri visits she spends most of her time cleaning and doing laundry for Her Woke Highness. So the tub only gets clean when Meri visits and it's been awhile.
That's my theory anyway.

[xwordfanatik]

23 minutes ago, DakotaJustice said:

You know what, Meri has always struck me as the Clean Freak of the Browns (the only one if you ask me!) so I bet Mariah has never cleaned a bathroom let alone scrubbed a tub. 
I bet whenever Mom Meri visits she spends most of her time cleaning and doing laundry for Her Woke Highness. So the tub only gets clean when Meri visits and it's been awhile.
That's my theory anyway.

I think the same.  Mariah is sloppy, like her spirit mom Janelle.  Remember, they both have stinky feet!  🤢

[DakotaJustice]

Just now, xwordfanatik said:

I think the same.  Mariah is sloppy, like her spirit mom Janelle.  Remember, they both have stinky feet!  🤢

Hahaaaaa!! 
 

I'm basing my theory on real life. My sister loves to clean, my niece not so much, although I doubt she'd take a bath in a filthy tub. Sis lives close enough to her daughter so she can do her laundry for her as she always has over the past 28 years. Ha!

[Kohola3]

1 minute ago, DakotaJustice said:

Sis lives close enough to her daughter so she can do her laundry for her as she always has over the past 28 years.

Will she adopt me?

[DakotaJustice]

23 minutes ago, Kohola3 said:

Will she adopt me?

Get in line behind her older sister (me!) 
She IRONS the SHEETS, too!

I don't even OWN an iron...

Edited February 27, 2020 by DakotaJustice