Episode Discussion: TFGH

[Chairperson Meow]

17 minutes ago, Sake614 said:

The issue wasn't him using it in court, but Carly posting online for all the world to see. Ava doesn't give a shit about it but Paul threatened to release Ava's confession tape if the sex video got out.

That would be the only good thing Paul has done.  I'm all about that sex tape getting out.  Then Morgan getting out and being like "Well ours was worse.". Then Jason hearing the recording and saying what we have all been thinking " Who cares about justice for Connie?  Sonny murdered my brother."  And Tracy can forget about baby rabies and proceed with a wrongful death lawsuit. Go Paul!  It's in the Cloud!  

[Cattitude]

10 hours ago, Fellaway said:

 Aside from how infuriating that whole business was, it was stupid.  Ava should've pushed him on it.  I mean, the court has already determined that Sonny is unfit to have custody of Avery, aside from limited and court supervised visits.  Ava's sex tape and its potential to have her declared unfit doesn't change that.  If he took her to court with that video, likely Avery would go to foster care. (I'd say she should go back to Michael, but since he's all Corinthosed again, nah.)  She could've stalemated him!    

Well there is always Tracy I mean she IS a legal foster parent. Would it not be hilarious if Tracy raised Avery. It would make more sense for her to want to keep Avery safe from HER parents than keeping Teddy from Princess Sobie. Plus how mad Sonny would be for Avery to raised by the Qs. heh!

[rur]

2 hours ago, Chairperson Meow said:

Seems legit, as I am certain Port Charles is the less cool East Coast Twin Peaks.   

Well that does explain all the awkward dancing at the NB. 

The Magic Milo number was  just a hallucinatory dream. 

[Chairperson Meow]

1 minute ago, rur said:

Well that does explain all the awkward dancing at the NB. 

The Magic Milo number was  just a hallucinatory dream. 

Sonny= Bob.  That's why his restaurant is rarely open.

5 minutes ago, Cattitude said:

Well there is always Tracy I mean she IS a legal foster parent. Would it not be hilarious if Tracy raised Avery. It would make more sense for her to want to keep Avery safe from HER parents than keeping Teddy from Princess Sobie. Plus how mad Sonny would be for Avery to raised by the Qs. heh!

Well, he was pretty mad the first time.  I wonder if he'd wear a disguise to see Avery or just send Jason in.  I did lol at Tracy caring that Sabrina left.  No you didn't.  No one did.  

[Asp Burger]

I am certain Port Charles is the less cool East Coast Twin Peaks.

Now that you mention it, there are similarities.  

Straight-shooting lawman: Harry Truman/Mac

Rich asshole: Ben Horne/Nikolas 

Bad-ass older broad: Catherine Martell/Tracy

Manic, unfunny "comic relief" woman: Nadine Hurley/Nina  

A creepy dwarf who is incomprehensible without subtitles: The Man from Another Place/Sonny 

[dubbel zout]

16 hours ago, Ambrosefolly said:

the rabies is a little bit weird

Apparently it strikes women at any age. These fakakta writers.

16 hours ago, Cheyanne11 said:

 I sat there watching trying to figure out if the audience is supposed to think Sonny is great for sparing Ava's life.

I really liked that she told him to go ahead and kill her, then of course he doesn't. So why have him threaten her in the first place if he won't follow through? I honestly don't know what I'm supposed to think about Sonny right there. I knew he wouldn't kill Ava, but the point of that was to show how serious he was about keeping Avery, and then he completely folds, both on not killing Ava and in keeping her away. I wish Ava had laughed in his face.

[CreamedPeas]

Shut the FUCK UP Carly and Sonny. Carly it's not your kid and Sonny is just being a DICK! 

And this coming from someone who usually likes Sonny. 

And who doesn't like Ava. 

[LexieLily]

SMDH. Ava is the legal and custodial parent of Avery. Why is she having to jump through hoops for damn Sonny and Carly?

STFU Liz. You know who else lied about basically everything these last two years? YOU.

Jordan is horrible at her job. Interviewing two people at the same time in the same interrogation room and deciding she is sole judge and jury of Jason Morgan. And, Jordan, it's common sense to want a lawyer before you are interrogated, duh. Her evidence from the surveillance video that there is a seven minute time gap from when Jason got to Wyndamiere and Sam got there? Sam already told you yesterday they arrived separately, oy.

Um, why is Sam "Sam McCall" today when she's been Sam Morgan for four or five years?

I...have no words at all about what Sonny and Carly had the gall to say about AJ/Michael.

[TeeVee329]

So Carly finds out about her mother and brother being in the hospital (and, of course, snarls that it's Ava's fault for wrecking her phone because I'm so sure the owner of many international hotels has only one phone/number), but instead of racing to their sides, she calls Bobbie and then say she'll "be there when she can."  But of course, there's plenty of time for her to hang out, be a bitch to Ava, and let Sonny threaten Ava so she'll genuflect before Queen Carly.

And then...I can barely type this because I'm shaking with fury...Sonny has the balls to say AJ's name and claim that AJ rewrote history to make Sonny and Carly look bad (!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!) and that's the reason he's letting Ava see Avery.

Shut up, Carly.  Shut up, Sonny.  Shut up, show.  SHUT.  UP.

#rageembolism #needacoldcompress

Edited June 1, 2016 by TeeVee329

[yowsah1]

3 minutes ago, TeeVee329 said:

 

And then...I can barely type this because I'm shaking with fury...Sonny has the balls to say AJ's name and claim that AJ rewrote history to make Sonny and Carly look bad (!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!) and that's the reason he's letting Ava see Avery.

Shut up, Carly.  Shut up, Sonny.  Shut up, show.  SHUT.  UP.

#rageembolism #needacoldcompress

Reason #3,644,268 Why I Am On The Barge.

[ulkis]

6 minutes ago, TeeVee329 said:

So Carly finds out about her mother and brother being in the hospital (and, of course, snarls that it's Ava's fault for wrecking her phone because I'm so sure the owner of many international hotels has only one phone/number), but instead of racing to their sides, she calls Bobbie and then say she'll "be there when she can."  But of course, there's plenty of time for her to hang out, be a bitch to Ava, and let Sonny threaten Ava so she'll genuflect before Queen Carly.

And then...I can barely type this because I'm shaking with fury...Sonny has the balls to say AJ's name and claim that AJ rewrote history to make Sonny and Carly look bad (!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!) and that's the reason he's letting Ava see Avery.

Shut up, Carly.  Shut up, Sonny.  Shut up, show.  SHUT.  UP.

#rageembolism #needacoldcompress

If the show wants the audience to forget Sonny killed AJ while he's railing around about how evil and bad Julian/Ava/whoever is, then they need to show AJ alive. Otherwise, it continues to looks absurd, to say the least.

On the upside, seeing posts like this warm my heart (not from this board):

99.99% of the time I side with Sonny/S&C against Mobster of the Week, but the shit they just spewed was so.fucking.gross. Especially Carly, because she's not Avery's parent. She has no rights to Avery just because she's married to Avery's father. And for the first time I am officially repulsed by Carly and S&C

[Ladyrain]

9 minutes ago, LexieLily said:

SMDH. Ava is the legal and custodial parent of Avery. Why is she having to jump through hoops for damn Sonny and Carly?

STFU Liz. You know who else lied about basically everything these last two years? YOU.

Jordan is horrible at her job. Interviewing two people at the same time in the same interrogation room and deciding she is sole judge and jury of Jason Morgan. And, Jordan, it's common sense to want a lawyer before you are interrogated, duh. Her evidence from the surveillance video that there is a seven minute time gap from when Jason got to Wyndamiere and Sam got there? Sam already told you yesterday they arrived separately, oy.

Um, why is Sam "Sam McCall" today when she's been Sam Morgan for four or five years?

I...have no words at all about what Sonny and Carly had the gall to say about AJ/Michael.

Jordan was acting more like a prosecuting attorney against Jason today, not a police officer gathering information.  Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?  Oh I forgot; it's Port Charles.  Also, she's the damn Police Commissioner, not walking a Hollywood red carpet; what was up with her boobs bubbling up out of that skin tight dress. 

[backhometome]

Carly was awful. Her brother is in the hospital and she has time to hang around and bitch to Ava and have a conversation with Sonny. Not like it was an urgent matter that couldn't wait till after she saw her brother.

I dont know why Jordan was calling Sam "MCcall" when she has been Morgan for years. 

Liez didnt seem all that upset about her bestie being missing. Only so she can one up Hayden. 

ER was pretty bad in that scene with Dante at the end. Her cry face is not good. 

[dubbel zout]

2 minutes ago, ulkis said:

If the show wants the audience to forget Sonny killed AJ while he's railing around about how evil and bad Julian/Ava/whoever is, then they need to show AJ alive.

Or have Sonny stop talking about AJ.

[ulkis]

2 minutes ago, dubbel zout said:

Or have Sonny stop talking about AJ.

That's not really gonna work either, if they keep having scenes of him railing to Ava/Julian/Alexis/whoever. The only exception is Franco, and he still looks pretty dumb there.

[TeeVee329]

I do not know what these writers are thinking.  Including an accusation of rewriting history in dialogue that's rewriting history is just....

#ow #myheadhurts

Edited June 1, 2016 by TeeVee329

[ulkis]

4 minutes ago, TeeVee329 said:

I do not know what these writers are thinking.  Including an accusation of rewriting history in dialogue that's rewriting history is just....

#ow #myheadhurts

It was written by Scott Sickles, who I am pretty sure has no particularly love of S&C if we're going by the episodes he wrote under RC, but the problem is, even if this was his way of making them look extra hypocritical/delusional/idiots, nowadays, none of the other characters are going to call them out on it, unless they're evil or married to evil Julian themselves, so it just makes it more frustrating for viewers, not less.

[Harmony233]

Are we sure Guza isn't still writing this crap?My problem with Carson isn't that there human beings I've liked some schemers myself.Its the fact were supposed to think there right and are the Heros of the shown.Honestly they sounded more delusional than Heather.

[tvgoddess]

31 minutes ago, LexieLily said:

SMDH. Ava is the legal and custodial parent of Avery. Why is she having to jump through hoops for damn Sonny and Carly?

STFU Liz. You know who else lied about basically everything these last two years? YOU.

Jordan is horrible at her job. Interviewing two people at the same time in the same interrogation room and deciding she is sole judge and jury of Jason Morgan. And, Jordan, it's common sense to want a lawyer before you are interrogated, duh. Her evidence from the surveillance video that there is a seven minute time gap from when Jason got to Wyndamiere and Sam got there? Sam already told you yesterday they arrived separately, oy.

Um, why is Sam "Sam McCall" today when she's been Sam Morgan for four or five years?

I...have no words at all about what Sonny and Carly had the gall to say about AJ/Michael.

Is it any wonder why? This show is all but escorting me to the barge. There's a tiny part of me still shackled to the mainland, but this is the thinnest thread it's ever been. I mean, obviously I hate it because I love Ava. But when this many people who hate Ava have this reaction? You know it's just crap writing. 

Haven't watched yesterday still, don't know if I plan on watching today. And although I wasn't an AJ fan, wow. This entire show needs to either be revamped or dumped unceremoniously into the harbor.

[dubbel zout]

2 minutes ago, ulkis said:

5 minutes ago, dubbel zout said:

Or have Sonny stop talking about AJ.

That's not really gonna work either, if they keep having scenes of him railing to Ava/Julian/Alexis/whoever. The only exception is Franco, and he still looks pretty dumb there.

His beefs with them don't have to do with Connie/AJ exclusively, though those are his main ones. It won't erase the fact that Sonny killed AJ, but if the show isn't going to retcon that, it needs to stop having Sonny talk about it in any context except that he was gravely, gravely wrong to do it and it will haunt him forever. Which we know he'll never say.

Gross that Ava has to apologize to Carly. Ava was hardly rude. A little snarky, maybe. If anything, it's Sonny's fault for not telling Carly that Ava is taking Avery, as she is legally entitled to do.

[ch1]

Wow, they really have Sonny saying that AJ rewrote history?  The writers must be trolling the audience because that is some Grade A bullshit right there.

The writers need to keep in mind that their audience are not brainless morons.  Just because they say so they can't erase what has already happened and what the audience saw. This is why the soap medium is dying. The writers are killing it.

Edited June 1, 2016 by ch1

[dubbel zout]

Of course it's all the women who are teary over Nik. Ugh.

Dom's hair is really, really good.

[FilmTVGeek80]

The hero of our show ladies and gentleman - trash talking the defenseless man he brutally murdered. Doesn't your heart just bleed for poor Carly? "Wah! I can't steal another person's child. Wah! We both chose to have sex we people we don't like and have to pay the consequences." Ugh, the struggle is real for Sonny and Carly....*epic eye roll*

I feel almost sick having to watch a woman grovel to spend time with the daughter she has legal custody of why - because of some stupid sex tape and the show's unwillingness to A) get rid of that stupid tape hanging over Ava's head and B)  Let Sonny have to lose in any real way. If they wanted to end the battle over Avery, they could have used Lucas' ailment to get both sides to come to some "life is too short" kind of deal and truly share custody, but again that's not enough winning for Sonny. We have to see him (and Carly) in control and watch Ava be reprimanded for daring to not speak to Carly in glowing terms.

LOL at Liz acting like she couldn't understand Hayden's perfectly accurate assessment that Liz wanted Hayden to be guilty so Liz could play hero for both Nikolas and Jason. As if Liz hasn't told lies that were far more convoluted. She has some gall berating anyone for lying or for condemning someone for the actions of their father considering who Nikolas' father is.

Edited June 1, 2016 by FilmTVGeek80

[TeeVee329]

In other news, the return of Lulu's baby rabies (...about ten seconds after she and Dante got back together) was as unwelcome as the return of Spencer.

[Gigi43]

I have been so good at not watching more than I watch. Of course I end up tuning in to see "AJ rewrote history". Of. Fucking. Course.

 

 I don't know what to do with my rage. If I throw barware, with my luck someone will cut their foot.

[HeatLifer]

Hopefully AJ rewrote history again and he's on the beach somewhere sippin' on a Mai Tai.*

*"Alcoholics are worse than mobsters!" -Guza somewhere, probs 

[ulkis]

21 minutes ago, TeeVee329 said:

In other news, the return of Lulu's baby rabies (...about ten seconds after she and Dante got back together) was as unwelcome as the return of Spencer.

Not gonna lie, I would probably not hate the scenes if they hadn't had Dante act like a dipshit for months and then sweep it all under the rug and give us the laziest written scenes imaginable. But they did and not that I hated the scenes, but nothing from Dante feels sincere and I'm just like meh. I muted their alone scenes and just admired Dante's hair.

Bringing back the stavlu embryo is a bad idea for many reasons but mostly unless they bring it back as a teenager who makes trouble for them, who cares? The only slightly interesting angle with it as a child would be Lulu rejecting it, and even then, the story would be about How Lulu Learns to Love Her Embryo. snore. If they think to do homage to the original 1996 story it won't work, because like I said unless it's a teenager, Lulu didn't know about its existence and so kept no secrets from Dante, and Dante, especially on the heels on his last story, can't really afford as a character to act like an asshole about it. 

The S&C scenes (which I usually always skip, because I feel like if I'm still watching this show, going on a rant about them all the time is tiresome, but today I paid attention out of curiosity) did not actually make me as ragey as I thought. This bit though made me roll my eyes

Sonny: And when Avery reaches her teenage years and starts rebelling, she'll come to us, because who knows more about rebelling more than us?

Carly: (sniffly) No one.

Those two haven't been outsiders since 2000.

And Carly lamenting how her worst mistakes came back to bite her in the ass. Yeah, this is pretty much the tiniest of ass bites.

Liz was annoying, but she thinks her best friend might be dead, so I'll cut her some slack. Today at least.

Sam's white top is nice.

[Harmony233]

Have Sonny and Carly really ever been outsiders lol Tracy Lucy Scotty ect yes Sonny and Carly since they hooked up nope.

[Lillybee]

So in Sonny's world the meathook incident never happened, I think that he may have memory problems. You know that Sonny just could give Snarly one of his phones.

[dubbel zout]

Solely by dint of being Bobbie's daughter, Carly has never been an outsider. 

[Perkie]

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I dont know why Jordan was calling Sam "MCcall" when she has been Morgan for years. 

They got divorces so maybe she's back to using her mayden name.  

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Sam already told you yesterday they arrived separately, oy.

Well, Sam said she was right behind him, making it sound like there wasn't enough time for Jason to have done anything to Nik, but 7 minutes means there's lot of time to rough him up and throw him out a window.  

[ulkis]

38 minutes ago, HeatLifer said:

Hopefully AJ rewrote history again and he's on the beach somewhere sippin' on a Mai Tai.*

*"Alcoholics are worse than mobsters!" -Guza somewhere, probs 

"Oh, unless you're Luke" - Guza.

"LUKE IS NOT AN ALCOHOLIC! HE'S BEEN DRINKING SINCE HE WAS 12!" - Geary.

"um, do you know the whole 'drinking since he was 12' makes it seem more likely, not less?" - everyone else.

[Fellaway]

7 hours ago, Sake614 said:

The issue wasn't him using it in court, but Carly posting online for all the world to see. Ava doesn't give a shit about it but Paul threatened to release Ava's confession tape if the sex video got out.

Oh, yeah, I know.  But Sonny didn't know that, and I think Ava could've stalemated Sonny, before either video/audio was deployed, with the threat of Avery going to foster care (or any non-Sonny care) if Ava was declared unfit, as Sonny has already been declared unfit.

Speaking of unfit, there are no words for that Carly/Sonny A.J. conversation. That's some infinite self-delusion, right there.  And, what's this?  No mention of Sonny murdering A.J. in cold blood? Quelle surprise.

I see Kiki is back to the MC, hard at work., her style.  Still liking Kiki/Dillon.  But she should never wear her hair that way again.

It's really nice to have occasional outdoors scenes, but I'm really getting tired of that bench and that must be the scruffiest park in PC.

Oh, Diane, if not for the money, what the friggity-frack made Jason your favorite client?  Because it could not have been his scintillating personality.

[fishcakes]

Spencer certainly was eager to put Nik in the ground. If I weren't pretty sure that Nik faked his own death, I'd be thinking Spencer killed him.

Jordan is awfully smug for someone who's completely incompetent. I'm looking forward to tomorrow though when Liz tries to convince her that Hayden killed Nik based on the rock solid evidence that Liz hates Hayden. I think it will be a lot like the conversation that goldfish would have if they suddenly learned to talk.

At least Dillon and Kiki are cute together.

Edited June 1, 2016 by fishcakes

[P3pp3rb1rd]

2 hours ago, Ladyrain said:

Jordan was acting more like a prosecuting attorney against Jason today, not a police officer gathering information.  Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?  Oh I forgot; it's Port Charles.  Also, she's the damn Police Commissioner, not walking a Hollywood red carpet; what was up with her boobs bubbling up out of that skin tight dress.

Yes Jordan was ludicrous in her tight flashy ballgown and overworked Grecian locks (Medusa, anyone?) toting a laptop and slapping it on the table in front of her multiple witnesses. She should have taken them separately, and why didn't she have a police stenographer or a tape recorder operating? These were the first crucial statements of prime witnesses. Too bad that Diane had an opportunity to say she was Sam's counsel too. If Jordan had taken them one-by-one, Sam would not have had Diane's presence and protection.

[Ladyrain]

1 minute ago, P3pp3rb1rd said:

Yes Jordan was ludicrous in her tight flashy ballgown and overworked Grecian locks (Medusa, anyone?) toting a laptop and slapping it on the table in front of her multiple witnesses. She should have taken them separately, and why didn't she have a police stenographer or a tape recorder operating? These were the first crucial statements of prime witnesses. Too bad that Diane had an opportunity to say she was Sam's counsel too. If Jordan had taken them one-by-one, Sam would not have had Diane's presence and protection.

And even today, at the Police Station, Jordan's dress was way too tight and way too low-cut.  Totally inappropriate for her position as Police Commissioner and for that workplace.  What is wrong with whoever the hell makes those decisions behind the scenes?  Sort of like when they have the women of Port Charles parading around in sleeveless mini dresses and spike heels, carrying their coats over their arms in February through the NY snow and ice.  Drives me nuts.

[Chairperson Meow]

I got sent a text by a friend today telling me verbatim, the Sonny/Carly scene.  Then I was sent the actual scene.  Fuck you, GH.  I retweeted the Fire Frank tweets because after that shit, he and Jelly need to gtfo. That penny pinching weasel has gutted a soap for the last time.  Like, I cannot fully make a statement at this moment.  But it will be a long time before I can look at MB without wanting to shove him in a closet.  Bruh.  

[peachmangosteen]

I am so glad I fast forwarded the Sonny/Carly scenes. They sound like a level of shit I can't possibly stomach without having a @TeeVee329 style #rageembolism.

Dillon/Kiki are cute.

I hated everything about the Jordan/Diane/Sam/Jason scenes. The only thing not horrible about them was Diane but then she said Jason was her favorite client and she lost me.

Liz continues to suck. And her makeup was terrible today. I did love Hayden's line about swindling not being hereditary.

I loled at Laura saying Spencer was in denial. It came off more like he's a sociopath to me, Laura. Such strange scenes.

[HeatLifer]

Spencer was acting like a 30-year-old cop. And, no, that's not a compliment.

[Perkie]

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Spencer certainly was eager to put Nik in the ground. If I weren't pretty sure that Nik faked his own death, I'd be thinking Spencer killed him.

What if Spencer knows the truth?  I'd have to think that if Nik was going to fake his death, he'd tell Spencer the truth, so as not to freak him out.  Spencer could have been behaving that way because he wasn't really all that sad.  Yeah, I'm reaching.  

[dubbel zout]

58 minutes ago, P3pp3rb1rd said:

If Jordan had taken them one-by-one, Sam would not have had Diane's presence and protection.

Not necessarily; she could have invoked her right to counsel just as Jason did.

34 minutes ago, peachmangosteen said:

Dillon/Kiki are cute.

They are. I'm kind of shocked, given how vehemently I've disliked Lauren in the past. It makes all the difference in the world that she's not attached to a Corinthos. I still find Dillon a total snooze, but at least he seems to have her best interests in mind instead of only his.

11 minutes ago, Perkie said:

What if Spencer knows the truth?

That would be kind of hilarious. Hayden wouldn't like being scammed by a 10-year-old.

[Ambrosefolly]

17 minutes ago, Chairperson Meow said:

I got sent a text by a friend today telling me verbatim, the Sonny/Carly scene.  Then I was sent the actual scene.  Fuck you, GH.  I retweeted the Fire Frank tweets because after that shit, he and Jelly need to gtfo. That penny pinching weasel has gutted a soap for the last time.  Like, I cannot fully make a statement at this moment.  But it will be a long time before I can look at MB without wanting to shove him in a closet.  Bruh.  

Well, as bad as that Sonny/Carly scene was, it would be completely out of character of them to think they had fucked over AJ and ruined his life. They will never face the fact that AJ's version of the story is the story. I mean, I don't think that Ava was particularly rude to Carly today. Sonny and Ava don't have to consult with her about what they do with Avery, she was stating a fact. She didn't insult her or call her names. The only thing that was "offended" was CarSon sense that the world spin around them.

[TeeVee329]

Okay, now that I've calmed down a little, I want to talk about what a terrible job I think this show is doing with the fallout of Lucas' attack.  This is a character who is connected to a large swath of the canvas, and thus, his being attacked, almost killed, and now in a coma should have led to classic familial soap drama, like when Sonny got shot and people were freaking out, having heartfelt bedside monologues, etc..  But...nothing.  Unbelievably, almost nobody knows and those who do - like Carly and Sonny - don't really seem to care slash are self-absorbed with their own drama.  This should be a major story thread, not an afterthought to set up Dr. Michael Easton's summer saga, about which I do not care.  Just...ugh...

[IWantCandy71]

Aaah I forgot Dillon and kiki were on today, I'll have to catch it tomorrow. Were they good, at least? Kinda sounds boring today otherwise.

[HeatLifer]

No one is going to agree with me, lol, but when Jason said, "I wouldn't fight him now bc of Emily," his voice sounded exactly like SBu's Jason. His body language was really similar, too. It was freaky.

[Cheyanne11]

4 hours ago, peachmangosteen said:

I hated everything about the Jordan/Diane/Sam/Jason scenes. The only thing not horrible about them was Diane but then she said Jason was her favorite client and she lost me.

 

It's just such an injustice that the poor, put-open holy hitman and his ride-or-die chick had to be {gasp} questioned about this.  I mean, it's not like they were *right there* when whatever happened happened.  It's not like Jason has a history of violence or bad blood with Nikolas.  Such a travesty that he's being railroaded this way.  And, gee, now he wants to go on the run, presumably with Sam.  What about "my sons" (said thru clenched mouth)?  God, they're both so insufferable.

And I'm still rolling my eyes that Carly was so upset about Lucas and Bobbi that she couldn't be bothered to get to the hospital sooner.  Not when there's absurd apologies from Ava to be had and hypocritical comments about how she and Sonny do things 'for all the right reasons." 

Dillon and Kiki continue to be adorable.  It's gonna blow if he becomes a speed bump on the Kiki/Morgan highway to hell.

[KerleyQ]

8 hours ago, TeeVee329 said:

So Carly finds out about her mother and brother being in the hospital (and, of course, snarls that it's Ava's fault for wrecking her phone because I'm so sure the owner of many international hotels has only one phone/number), but instead of racing to their sides, she calls Bobbie and then say she'll "be there when she can."  But of course, there's plenty of time for her to hang out, be a bitch to Ava, and let Sonny threaten Ava so she'll genuflect before Queen Carly.

And then...I can barely type this because I'm shaking with fury...Sonny has the balls to say AJ's name and claim that AJ rewrote history to make Sonny and Carly look bad (!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!) and that's the reason he's letting Ava see Avery.

Shut up, Carly.  Shut up, Sonny.  Shut up, show.  SHUT.  UP.

#rageembolism #needacoldcompress

Note to self:  It's good you were out shopping for vacation supplies during GH today.  Do not fire up that DVR.  Do not.  

[Oracle42]

https://twitter.com/fyeahGH/status/738101376358711302

 

Her FAAAACE

[twoods]

Kiki and Dillon really do make everything better.

Since when have they started shooting scenes outside instead of that damn fake park they are always in?

I ffed through the rest but did catch a snippet in the rage inducing Carly and Sonny scenes. They really think that AJ was poisoning Michael's mind? What a bunch of idiots.

I wonder if Nikolas tripped over Spencer's toys and flew out of the window. That is one scary sociopath who doesn't care that his father is dead.

[Chairperson Meow]

4 hours ago, TeeVee329 said:

Okay, now that I've calmed down a little, I want to talk about what a terrible job I think this show is doing with the fallout of Lucas' attack.  This is a character who is connected to a large swath of the canvas, and thus, his being attacked, almost killed, and now in a coma should have led to classic familial soap drama, like when Sonny got shot and people were freaking out, having heartfelt bedside monologues, etc..  But...nothing.  Unbelievably, almost nobody knows and those who do - like Carly and Sonny - don't really seem to care slash are self-absorbed with their own drama.  This should be a major story thread, not an afterthought to set up Dr. Michael Easton's summer saga, about which I do not care.  Just...ugh...

Yes!   So much this.   Like, fuck your feelings Carly and Sonny.  Also, Orange Goblin, Carly didn't keep Michael from AJ "for Michael's own good".  She did it because she was banging Dr Tony Jones and wanted to pass him off as HIS kid, you know her mom's husband, Lucas's dad.  The family she destroyed.   She then passed him off as Jason's.  Qubert, you didn't pop into his life till he was a red haired little shit and it was all meat hooks and death threats.  So whatevs.  AJ was the victim, just like when you shot him.  Because when you kill people they are the victim.  So, am I surprised that Carly didn't rush over to see the brother she claims to love?  Nah.  But she'll blame Ava.  It's not Ava's fault nor AJ's.  Instead of slathering on Aveeno and banging The Great Pumpkin, how about checking your voicemail since Lucas no showed his wedding?  Gah.  I hope AJ is alive and sues your ass.  And I hate that Ava has been neutered to bow down to Teh Orange One.  Ugh.