Wow, is Sam dumb. I can't believe the show wants me to root for this Dummkopf to get back with Jason when she refuses to accept reality. And once again, someone—her hit man husband!—has to explain to Sam that there are children involved, and she needs to put them first. And all Sam can do is whine that she and Jason can't be apart. And I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to find this romantic. Nope!
Then Sam trashes the safe house. Nice.
The Pentonville warden is hot. Thank you for that, Show.
LOL at everyone schooling Nik on marriage.
Oh, Trina, honey. You can't libel or slander the dead. Though this is Port Charles, so what do I know?
Jordan got hit by the stupid stick a thousand times, too. Ugh, this fakakta show.