Me: And you, Keeks, kissed and flashed your boobs at your presumed cousin, took up with your husband's brother the second you dumped him, slept with your mom's boyfriend, and drugged a man who was taking care of a baby and called it "Operation Alcoholic". You're no f-ing saint.
Also not there? Lucas (who?), you know, just the bride's brother who's in a baby swap with his nephew. But fear not, Sonny's new adopted kid is! #eyeroll
This really makes me mad. And there's not even any drama happening during this farce, it's just a nice time for these horrible people? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO US?!?!
I was wondering that, if he's the mystery be-ringed Cassadine, and I think that would be woeful miscasting.
I like MEK fine, but I feel like that's an age group that doesn't need a new character, you know?
As for the Keeks return, I'm torn. It is realistic that Ava is still grieving for Kiki, it hasn't even been a year and lord knows we have to hear about Morgan all the damn time. But on the other hand? Show? It's just Kiki. Nobody really cares.
I'm gonna be sad for Monica when Drew/Billy Miller leaves. He's the only child she's got that's alive and is nice to her/talks to her on a regular basis, and he's the brand-new one!
Also, he survived falling into your clutches, Carls, I'm sure a roll in the hay with Dr O would be a walk in the park comparably.
So I hear Liz threw some sideways shade at Sarah in favor of Rebecca Budig? Pfft, whatever.
I haven't been paying too much attention, but isn't there still supposed to be some Franco in the mix in there somewhere? That would certainly account for the asshole-ish mouthing off.
As for the kids/teens, if they're stupidly going to insist Joss be the teen queen a la Starr, I wouldn't mind a girl in that age range as an antagonist to her we could root for. Lila Rae, perhaps?
Oh right, that Theresa/Xander thing, I forgot about that (the Chloe/Philip thing, I did not know, I wasn't watching back then).
Wait, back to AMC, didn't Kendall, SMG Edition accuse Dimitri of rape, or let Erica think he did or something?