I spent most of today's episode imagining the many different ways ButtBiscuit could be folded into intricate, artistic origami shapes. You know, make him the centerpiece for Victoria's wedding? Bend, fold, staple, mutilate, really make this wedding a celebration! I know there's always the chance his exoskeleton would crack and he ooze all over the table, but art would be worth the sacrifice.
He's gotten even worse. ButtBiscuit should be greeted with a swift knee to the groin the second he comes in range. I have no idea what Nikki was thinking, inviting him to the house. She'll never