I'm surprised at the menu for the Victor's big Embalming and Penile Implant celebration. I'd have expected some haute cuisine - you know, like those Cherries JubiLEE! he always used to order at the GCAC - but instead, all we got was a lot of warmed over, double-baked bullshit. Oh, and Puddin' Pops for dessert! That's what Noah should have named his installation.
Nick, who has managed, somehow, to move into the negative I.Q. numbers, is back to letting Phyllis do a tonsil check, apparently forgetting the crap she's currently pulling on his sister and all the crap she's pulled on everyone else. You can always tell when Little Nick is doing the talking, though I'm suspecting Little Nick has shrunk much like whatever was left of his cranium. I bet if you shook Nick, you could hear his brain rattling around in there.
I know it's unlikely, but I really do want to see Abby crush Phyllis. She can always go the Wiley E. Coyote route and drop an anvil or a piano on her from the top of the Grunting Piglet.
Oh, Phyllis, someday, god willing, someday.....
I hope that boulder is big enough for two, because something, someone, ANYONE, needs to do the same with ButtBiscuit. He was ranting about how Victor was being celebrated for going his own way so why were they being so HARD on HIM, HUH? WHY? So I guess, going by that, then what ButtBiscuit wants and has always wanted, is to be like Victor?
Hate to break it to him but he and and Victor have always been similar. Both of them count on their family to allow themselves to be abused and controlled for their own amusement, and then they're expected to thank them for it. Congratulations, Billy, you achieved your goal of being like Victor a long time ago.
I'm wondering how long Victoria's stabbing will be all about ButtBiscuit and Victor? By the end of tomorrow's episode, is that too soon?
Hey Sharon, having cancer isn't a free pass to be a bonehead. Not cool to chide Rey for not applauding Dummer and Vyle for "being in love" when it's his sister who got dumped - and dumped like yesterday. That was kind of shitty as well as air-headed. Maybe you might want to re-examine your current life choices if you've got Phyllis agreeing with you.
Amanda dresses like that just to hang out at the bar? Does she have an alternate personality called Norma Desmond? After helping a con artist fleece Devon, and now being the reason Victoria got stabbed might make you want to rethink settling down in Genoa City. Oh what am I saying? How could the town bear to lose such an excellent attorney?