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I can't figure out what the point of Maggie being a dupe and a dope for Konstantine is. I'm also increasingly not giving a rats ass either. Even worse, though, is if there is a point to that repulsive wrestling match between AlexBenOllie and Tony the Tigress, I don't want to know what it is. The camera filming those scenes should have thrown up. I am all for Rachel walking in on them because that's how much I hate that little shit.

Phew!!! Thank God that Phyllis's grandson is safe, amIright?? Oh, and Nick's too. Nice of the Abbott's to lend a helping hand but what's important is that this long nightmare of Dummer's child going missing, and the sorrow it's brought to the Newmans is finally over. Who can forget all the touching scenes we've witnessed of Phyllis bonding with lil' Hausenpheffer? Of Nick introducing the child to the art of underarm farts and Pull My Finger jokes? And what about all those scenes of Great Granny Nikki teaching Lil' Hausenpheffer how to make the perfect martini and Great Gampire Victor buying Harrison his first corporation? You can't make that stuff up. Nice of the Abbotts to care but I think we all know who Lil' Hausenpheffer's REAL fambly is, don't we? I'm hoping this means Kousin Kristian will be getting a visitor to his garage soon! There was one unexpected bit of good news for a different resident of Genoa City. I mean Lucy. Because according to Phyllis and Nick, Phyllis only has ONE grandchild and that's NOT her! Happy dance time for Lucy! So Victor has a wine cellar. With a ton of wine AND a jail cell. Nobody ever asked him exactly what he uses that room for? He's certainly upgraded it since he kept his first wife's lover there and fed him rats so many years ago. Here's hoping they find out tomorrow that Jordan sent Claire to Disney World on an all expenses paid vacation and she's calling Victoria from the Biergarten at Epcot Center. I call foul on Victoria eating a bowl of pasta. I can buy a lot but no way in hell I can believe that she's ever eaten that many carbs in a week, let alone one sitting.

Interesting interview with Michael Mealor in the current SOD, in which he says the storyline he'd most like to see is the return of Tara, with the impact that would have on Harrison and on Summer. He also said it's just a wish, not an upcoming reality but?........ funny that he'd be saying it if there wasn't something in the works.....maybe?

Boberett was the best part of Show today, but that's not saying a whole lot for me since I don't think BB is all that good. Or maybe he is, if I'm supposed to dislike BOTH of his alters. Remember how awful it was all those years ago when we had two Rafes running around? I'm starting to sniff that same odor..... Roman? WTF? Ava did a whole lot more than torture your sister, she KILLED YOUR DAD. He did the right thing for what, about 12 hours? Hell, even EJ did the right thing for longer than that, once upon a time. No chowder for YOU, Roman! Next! Could Ava and Harris be any more dim? Clyde's little black book is staring them right in the face. It's been hidden in Stefan's moustache.

. . . which is an acronym for ????? As Far As I'm Concerned = AFAIC Now, on to OH.MY.GOD Land. "I saw it in the window and I just had to have it" Ashley's southern belle imitation was acutely embarrassing to watch. That was legitmately hard for me to watch. When she remembers it all, she'll need to pay the bartender and piano player a hundred thousand each and they can leave town and recover. Maybe they can catch a ride with Larry the Cable Guy. Daniel can hitch a ride with them, too. I can't stand to watch or listen to that guy anymore. Show's done a bang up job of ruining that character for me and I kinda hate it. I always liked Daniel and especially loved how he saw Phyllis for the nutjob she is and was willing to call her out on it. But now he's just another bum asshole and the town has enough permanent residents just like him, don't need another one. I know it won't happen but I wish that when Kyle brings Harrison home and Dummer rushes to hug him, the little guy says he wants his "real" mommy. She needs a good, hard slap after all her nonsense. I'm not going to assume that Victor used choloform to knock Jordan out. I'm thinking he probably cut a square out of his shorts and overwhelmed her with the stench. No prescription needed.

Lily is Mamie's biological great-niece and Nate is her great-nephew and Devon is her great-nephew through adoption. Lily's mom, Dru and Nate's mom, Olivia were sisters and their mom and Mamie were sisters. Dru and Neil adopted Devon and that's how he came into the family.

What a polite way of saying that Victor should never be served baked beans of any kind, ever. "Chloroforms" is a nice word for the effect that dietary choice has on people Victor is subsequently around. Find the Febreze, STAT!

Oh God, not Amber, please not Amber. I'm sorry she's infesting B&B but GC has enough problems without that nails-on-a-chalkboard voice and everything else that goes with her. Remember how she'd say "Mrs. C"? KMN.

So, are these two twins? Or does Kyle moonlight? In any case, the Emmy should go to the bird. Or maybe they should all just be given the bird. I'm hoping Larry the Cable guy gets a job offer. His was definitely the most convincing performance in that GoodFellas impersonation. I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm pretty much loving take-no-prisoners Lily. It's about time. Giving Aunt Mamie a healthy serving of STFU was very satisfying, as is Lily letting ButtBiscuit know that she knows exactly where that smell of disappointed expectations and unwarranted self-regard is emanating from. Jill, come get your baby boy, he needs a diaper change.

Joimiaroxeu, I think it's even worse. I think Show was trying to give ButtBiscuit a Jets vs. Sharks vibe with all that clicking. So ButtBiscuit thinks When you're a Jet, you're the top cat in town You're the gold medal kid with the heavyweight crown When you're a Jet, you're the swingin'est thing Little boy, you're a man, little man, you're a king Ummm, NO. Nada. Nein. Non. You're not a Jet, Snaglepuss. Sounds a lot more like he's a termite infestation. Poor Lily, trying to eat with ButtBiscuit sitting across from her. When he started pouring on the oily charm, like a jar of Thousand Island that'd been left out in the sun, I so wish she's started tossing those cherry tomatoes from her salad at him as if he was one of those carnival games. Get those cherry tomatoes in his nose holes and win a stuffed animal of your choice! At that range, not a chance she'd lose. I'd love to know what Larry the cable guy was thinking, sitting in the deluxe Men's Room at the Newman Raunch, surrounded by Jaba the Hut glaring at him, Jack acting as Court Jester and apparently, Kid Pomp was supposed to be the muscle? The guy had his truck stolen by Jordan dressed as the bearded lady in English touring car drag and now he's being interrogated by the Oompah Loompah High Command. I bet Larry's just hoping that his hundred thousand bucks isn't paid to him in Wonka golden tickets. How many Emmy reels does MsT need, anyway? I guess her dragon lady one today was a just-in-case backup plan? No way, with her temper and tantrums that the stink of alcohol wasn't wafting off her. I can understand Cole not figuring it out, since I'm sure he was toking a doobie before he got back, but Victoria should have recognized that scent for what it was. Devon wants Nate back on the board? Can't he stab himself in his own back? If Nate's going to be on the board, can Esther be far behind? They should check to see if Larry the cable guy is looking for work, I'm sure they could snag him as well. Oh, the drama.

As long as Chance's super sleuth costume involves nothing but a crime fighting speedo and a cape, I'm all for it!

Is that the same dress Sally was wearing at the anniversary that had something on her shoulder? It must come from Fenmore's.

To be fair, I do believe that all the top yodelers in southern Wisconsin/Northern Illinois always make the trek to Fenmore Fashion Week to see the latest in drindls Lauren has for them. And the boys spend their well-earned doubloons at the Bada Bing String Cheese Strip-along Club. GC can never compete with the clownstar lifestyles that Baraboo,Wis., winter home of the Ringling Bros. Circus has, but it tries, it tries......

In other words..... Phyllis?

Was that when she went on the run with Lani and they ended up hiding out in that convent?