Maybe flapping your arms and caw-caw-cawing like a maniac on TV is some ritual to increase your Thetan levels? Tom Cruise did the same thing on Oprah's couch. Did the Home Depot have a sale on those stupid fake fireplaces? Nick has one in his frat house, Society has one, and now The Grand Scottsdale. How many overpriced watering holes does Genoa City need, anyway? The Influencers have the Club, Society, and now this place, but where do The Influenced go to get their great unwashed Coors Lite? Bring back Jimmy's!
Happy Labor Day, US Preverts! Happy Labour Day, Canadian Preverts!