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It would be nice if we could get some throwaway line about where Paris is. Didn't she and Zende get back together after Carter left her? And they broke up again when exactly? Taylor, too! Do we know where she is?

WTF did I just watch? Where was Scarlett O'Abbott when Teen Ash and Sleeping Ash were chained to beds? Thank gods Summer's son was found! Summer's son can shine again! But come on, really? It was that easy to outfox Jordan? Unless her real leverage is that Claire is still missing. Malcolm could fill that role. The original is out of the question, but I wouldn't be opposed to a recast. Or a recast Olivia, for that matter.

This has to be the dullest kidnapping story ever. It might have been mildly interesting if they had left Claire's involvement ambiguous. But Victor never loses, so the outcome is pretty obvious. I agree that Nate hasn't earned his way back onto the board yet, but neither has Billy. I'm still so confused by the power structure at CW. Jill and Devon are the owners. Lily is an employee. But she has the last word on everything?

During his online research today, Deacon saw a report that Sugar was released early a few months ago.

Phyllis is supposedly doing community service for killing Whats-his-nuts (not sure about any conspiracy charges), but it's happening off-screen like everything else of interest. Or maybe she thinks paying her debt to society involves paying her tab at Society.

Zende needed a raincoat. RJ's spit was flying everywhere. Yeah, why isn't anyone asking if they were using protection? Luna slept with RJ and Zende within a day or two, so is yet another WTD on the horizon?

It's been a minute and my memory is fuzzy here, but I think Lauren knows Sheila-faced Sugar. Ridge and Brooke know Sugar with her birth-face.

Sheila's picture is no longer in the opening credits, but I guess that could be a red herring

GLORIOUS ENDURING LOVE! Seriously, Lauren? WTF? Aren't you in Los Angeles right now dancing on Sheila's grave? Ooofah, the whole party was...a lot. Devon said that everyone in that room felt the power of Nikki's and Victor's love. Diane may beg to differ. Abby seems blissfully unaware of her mother's plight. Nobody ever tells her anything. Weren't the Abbott's supposed to get Ashley to a hospital that morning? She's been asleep now for 24 hours. I think that's called a coma. New Harrison is more catatonic than the first one. How nice of Victor to invite his old pal Toulouse-Lautrec. Not sure why he was waiting outside, though. I guess the post-impressionist always rings twice.

I'd love to see the CW organizational chart. It probably has a lot of squiggly lines and astrological symbols on it, and there might be a different one for each day of the week. Lily is so full of crap. Billy may not have been sleeping with Chelsea, but he had been having an emotional affair with her long before Lily found out about it. But Noah didn't back over ButtBiscuit's noggin. It was actually the Dirty Tan Sofa that entered the coma, and then he morphed into ButtBiscuit during a ghost tour of GC and exited the coma in all his dork glory.

⬆️Lauren was visiting LA a Halloween or two ago and did know Sheila was back in town. It may have been when everyone thought Sheila had been eaten by the bear. Add me to the list of those who thought it was odd ( and gross) to have the casket at the restaurant. That has to be a health code violation.

Whatever Ashley has must be contagious. Now Tucker has a few personalities, too.

So glad I took a break from building my ark to watch Show today, since Mariah and Tessa sightings are so rare lately. It's so weird to me that Phyllis would be such a Heather fan. I'm pretty sure Heather was the only prosecutor in GC who successfully put Phyllis behind bars. Maybe the fifth person is Reed, although Victoria never mentions him anymore.

A memorial service is more for the survivors than it is for the deceased. Sheila will not be attending, so I don't really get why everyone is so aghast that Deacon had the audacity to invite them. Brooke and Hope should go to support him.

I swear on my brand new $59.99 bible that nobody could be gullible enough to be fooled by Jordan's disguise. 🧔 Maybe whatever is happening with Ashley is the result of the experimental treatment she had for her aneurysm. The car accident might have jostled something up there. Paging Dr. Neville!