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Yes, she is. And a dope, don't forget dope. Putting on a helmet before jumping off a cliff doesn't mean you're suddenly making a smart choice.

He probably just tucked Jordan inside his black teeshirt of virility and rode home on this. I'm sure he's got a fleet of them.

Your post was pure joy and hilarity, thank you, NinjaPenguins!!

I can't figure out what the point of Maggie being a dupe and a dope for Konstantine is. I'm also increasingly not giving a rats ass either. Even worse, though, is if there is a point to that repulsive wrestling match between AlexBenOllie and Tony the Tigress, I don't want to know what it is. The camera filming those scenes should have thrown up. I am all for Rachel walking in on them because that's how much I hate that little shit.

Phew!!! Thank God that Phyllis's grandson is safe, amIright?? Oh, and Nick's too. Nice of the Abbott's to lend a helping hand but what's important is that this long nightmare of Dummer's child going missing, and the sorrow it's brought to the Newmans is finally over. Who can forget all the touching scenes we've witnessed of Phyllis bonding with lil' Hausenpheffer? Of Nick introducing the child to the art of underarm farts and Pull My Finger jokes? And what about all those scenes of Great Granny Nikki teaching Lil' Hausenpheffer how to make the perfect martini and Great Gampire Victor buying Harrison his first corporation? You can't make that stuff up. Nice of the Abbotts to care but I think we all know who Lil' Hausenpheffer's REAL fambly is, don't we? I'm hoping this means Kousin Kristian will be getting a visitor to his garage soon! There was one unexpected bit of good news for a different resident of Genoa City. I mean Lucy. Because according to Phyllis and Nick, Phyllis only has ONE grandchild and that's NOT her! Happy dance time for Lucy! So Victor has a wine cellar. With a ton of wine AND a jail cell. Nobody ever asked him exactly what he uses that room for? He's certainly upgraded it since he kept his first wife's lover there and fed him rats so many years ago. Here's hoping they find out tomorrow that Jordan sent Claire to Disney World on an all expenses paid vacation and she's calling Victoria from the Biergarten at Epcot Center. I call foul on Victoria eating a bowl of pasta. I can buy a lot but no way in hell I can believe that she's ever eaten that many carbs in a week, let alone one sitting.

Interesting interview with Michael Mealor in the current SOD, in which he says the storyline he'd most like to see is the return of Tara, with the impact that would have on Harrison and on Summer. He also said it's just a wish, not an upcoming reality but?........ funny that he'd be saying it if there wasn't something in the works.....maybe?

Boberett was the best part of Show today, but that's not saying a whole lot for me since I don't think BB is all that good. Or maybe he is, if I'm supposed to dislike BOTH of his alters. Remember how awful it was all those years ago when we had two Rafes running around? I'm starting to sniff that same odor..... Roman? WTF? Ava did a whole lot more than torture your sister, she KILLED YOUR DAD. He did the right thing for what, about 12 hours? Hell, even EJ did the right thing for longer than that, once upon a time. No chowder for YOU, Roman! Next! Could Ava and Harris be any more dim? Clyde's little black book is staring them right in the face. It's been hidden in Stefan's moustache.

. . . which is an acronym for ????? As Far As I'm Concerned = AFAIC Now, on to OH.MY.GOD Land. "I saw it in the window and I just had to have it" Ashley's southern belle imitation was acutely embarrassing to watch. That was legitmately hard for me to watch. When she remembers it all, she'll need to pay the bartender and piano player a hundred thousand each and they can leave town and recover. Maybe they can catch a ride with Larry the Cable Guy. Daniel can hitch a ride with them, too. I can't stand to watch or listen to that guy anymore. Show's done a bang up job of ruining that character for me and I kinda hate it. I always liked Daniel and especially loved how he saw Phyllis for the nutjob she is and was willing to call her out on it. But now he's just another bum asshole and the town has enough permanent residents just like him, don't need another one. I know it won't happen but I wish that when Kyle brings Harrison home and Dummer rushes to hug him, the little guy says he wants his "real" mommy. She needs a good, hard slap after all her nonsense. I'm not going to assume that Victor used choloform to knock Jordan out. I'm thinking he probably cut a square out of his shorts and overwhelmed her with the stench. No prescription needed.

Lily is Mamie's biological great-niece and Nate is her great-nephew and Devon is her great-nephew through adoption. Lily's mom, Dru and Nate's mom, Olivia were sisters and their mom and Mamie were sisters. Dru and Neil adopted Devon and that's how he came into the family.

What a polite way of saying that Victor should never be served baked beans of any kind, ever. "Chloroforms" is a nice word for the effect that dietary choice has on people Victor is subsequently around. Find the Febreze, STAT!

Oh God, not Amber, please not Amber. I'm sorry she's infesting B&B but GC has enough problems without that nails-on-a-chalkboard voice and everything else that goes with her. Remember how she'd say "Mrs. C"? KMN.

So, are these two twins? Or does Kyle moonlight? In any case, the Emmy should go to the bird. Or maybe they should all just be given the bird. I'm hoping Larry the Cable guy gets a job offer. His was definitely the most convincing performance in that GoodFellas impersonation. I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm pretty much loving take-no-prisoners Lily. It's about time. Giving Aunt Mamie a healthy serving of STFU was very satisfying, as is Lily letting ButtBiscuit know that she knows exactly where that smell of disappointed expectations and unwarranted self-regard is emanating from. Jill, come get your baby boy, he needs a diaper change.

Joimiaroxeu, I think it's even worse. I think Show was trying to give ButtBiscuit a Jets vs. Sharks vibe with all that clicking. So ButtBiscuit thinks When you're a Jet, you're the top cat in town You're the gold medal kid with the heavyweight crown When you're a Jet, you're the swingin'est thing Little boy, you're a man, little man, you're a king Ummm, NO. Nada. Nein. Non. You're not a Jet, Snaglepuss. Sounds a lot more like he's a termite infestation. Poor Lily, trying to eat with ButtBiscuit sitting across from her. When he started pouring on the oily charm, like a jar of Thousand Island that'd been left out in the sun, I so wish she's started tossing those cherry tomatoes from her salad at him as if he was one of those carnival games. Get those cherry tomatoes in his nose holes and win a stuffed animal of your choice! At that range, not a chance she'd lose. I'd love to know what Larry the cable guy was thinking, sitting in the deluxe Men's Room at the Newman Raunch, surrounded by Jaba the Hut glaring at him, Jack acting as Court Jester and apparently, Kid Pomp was supposed to be the muscle? The guy had his truck stolen by Jordan dressed as the bearded lady in English touring car drag and now he's being interrogated by the Oompah Loompah High Command. I bet Larry's just hoping that his hundred thousand bucks isn't paid to him in Wonka golden tickets. How many Emmy reels does MsT need, anyway? I guess her dragon lady one today was a just-in-case backup plan? No way, with her temper and tantrums that the stink of alcohol wasn't wafting off her. I can understand Cole not figuring it out, since I'm sure he was toking a doobie before he got back, but Victoria should have recognized that scent for what it was. Devon wants Nate back on the board? Can't he stab himself in his own back? If Nate's going to be on the board, can Esther be far behind? They should check to see if Larry the cable guy is looking for work, I'm sure they could snag him as well. Oh, the drama.

As long as Chance's super sleuth costume involves nothing but a crime fighting speedo and a cape, I'm all for it!

Is that the same dress Sally was wearing at the anniversary that had something on her shoulder? It must come from Fenmore's.

To be fair, I do believe that all the top yodelers in southern Wisconsin/Northern Illinois always make the trek to Fenmore Fashion Week to see the latest in drindls Lauren has for them. And the boys spend their well-earned doubloons at the Bada Bing String Cheese Strip-along Club. GC can never compete with the clownstar lifestyles that Baraboo,Wis., winter home of the Ringling Bros. Circus has, but it tries, it tries......

In other words..... Phyllis?

Was that when she went on the run with Lani and they ended up hiding out in that convent?

I've never thought much of the Daytime Emmys or any awards show, to be honest. Judging what's "best" always seems so subjective and so many other factors come into play. That being said, the Daytime Emmys are even more suspect these days, with only 4 shows left to choose from. I think the awards pretty much end up being attendance awards, everybody getting one eventually just for being around.

All I remember is that early on, Xander said his mother was a hopeless alcoholic who was pretty much emotionally absent, though he didn't put it exactly that way. That's all I remember hearing.

Weeeel.....according to KONstanteen, "the greeeeek MAFiyah wants to KEEELL" him. Though, I can guarantee, not as much as I do. That's one of the things he's told MAAAAGeee. He's also conned Xander into believing that. At least I think it's a con.

Again with the Dimera board not being good with a criminal running the company? The company was FOUNDED by a crook and pretty much only crooks have run it ever since. And of all the crooks with the possible exception of Stefano, Kristen is the most crooked and psychotic of them all. Yeah sure, she'll be the next centerfold in Business Weekly. I would have no problem though, if the Dimera Board wouldn't let Stefan run the company just because they all hate his moustache as much as I do.

Be still, my heart! They played on the top floor of our brand new parking garage, circa 1969, first one in the whole town of Dubuque and that was one of the songs. I assume their career was on the downslide by then.... Danny's has been sliding for even longer.

I know my brain went on TILT about the 4th time the therapist said "OCD", or "trauma", or my favorite, "ERP". "ERP" pretty much sums up how I felt about the whole storyline. Then there's the fake backdrop where Connor was about to start his own version of "The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole". I was ready for ButtBiscuit to take them BOTH to the roof for flying lessons today. Chelz doing the single tear slow burn as she lovingly recites all of her psychotic greatest hits and Adam doubting everything he's hearing from the doctor as if he's a charter member of the Flat Earth Society was exhausting - and how many times do we have to hear the same thing? Also, this nonsense about Connor not "wanting them in his life", how would that even work, exactly? Is Connor going to get his own place, maybe a junior executive position at Newman? He's a KID and he's stuck with those two nudnicks for at least another 6 years at the very least. I really hope Danny dumps Christine and takes Phyllis on tour with him. Phyllis is the one who most deserves to wear that teeshirt and sit in the front row and cheer Danny on as he opens for the latest cover band for Gary Lewis and the Playboys. Let Danny be pelted with all the support hose and hernia belts as he belts out his version of "Love Grows Where my Rosemary Goes" while Phyllis flashes her blue toothed saber grimace at him. Here's hoping his hair dye runs down his face at his next concert. It's pretty rich for ButtBiscuit to be chiding Lily for possibly making the company look bad if her behavior is viewed as childish or vindictive. Her firing Daniel and Heather absolutely pales to zero visibility when put up against the blatant incompetence and outright embezzlement and chicanery ButtBiscuit has engaged in during virtually every job he's ever held. The man is a delusional menace. And he's the absolute WORST exboyfriend ever. I'm really liking Killer Lily right now. Off with their heads, Lily! It's always funny when anyone at Newman or Jabot gets all nervous about bad press, anyway, considering the crap Victor and even Jack, not to mention the other worthies who've worked there have pulled. They still haven't figured out that NOBODY CARES. And if they do, just give them a two for one coupon and all is forgiven. ETA - Incorrectly wrote "Gerry Lewis and the Playboys" when I should really be ashamed that I then remembered it was "Gary Lewis and the Playboys".

YES to all of your post, DisneyBoy. I don't find him funny or sympathetic or much of anything other than embarrassingly awful. I don't know who created the character and decided to write him this way, but he seems like a caricature from the bad old days.