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Which, dear children, makes you all luckier than it might seem. Much, much luckier.

And half of that half would pronounce it "Dumb ass". Pretty much what we think of as Billy's middle name.

OMG. Now that would be something! I hope that rumor is right.

I haven't watched today's episode yet, but I'm calling it. Rita shot EJ. All these other suspects are canned red herrings, past their sell-by date. No way Johnny shot him, ditto Chanel. Ava left too quickly, made to seem to be the shooter and it's never that easy. Rafe didn't either, he's still probably trying to pull his underwear out of his asscrack after his hissy fit with Jada. Jada, no way she did the deed either. It can't be anyone logical. So it's either Rita or the Hamburgler.

That would be a thousand times better than the reappearance of the Cow Tipper from Down Undah. Also, unless he somehow acquired his father's criminal enterprise and also managed not to lose it in a hopscotch competition, no way he ever had the chops to become some kind of business kingpin on his own. Show tried a million different ways to make this guy work, none successful. So, in that case, yep, it's probably him.

The difference between Rafe and NotRafe is about as noticable as the difference between plain yogurt and vanilla yogurt.

All I'm even mildly interested in is seeing how the Abbott house looks after the redecoration. I'm hoping that a brussels sprouts dungeon is included in the renovation.

I bet Drew forgot to sign her permission slip.

Here's to hoping that when the (unfortunately) inevitable happens, in the rush to save the Moob that Roars, the doctor mistakenly installs an old mpeg player in his chest instead of a pacemaker. And it's set to play nothing but "It's a Small World" over and over and over and over again.

I'd be all for this, especially if it meant that Rachel would be sent away to a maximum security prison for life, and her mommy could go with her. Too harsh?

Agreed. And, it's not as if he wouldn't have noticed, all on his own, that Devon, Lily and Nate all have identical rods up their respective behinds. It may even have made him soften towards them, recognizing that he, at least, has that in common with them. I'm starting to think Olivia isn't with Doctors Without Borders at all and just using that as an excuse to stay as far away from her relations as possible to save her own sanity.

I've always loved a meatball sub and I make pretty decent meatballs myself. But now I'm wanting a meatball sub in the WORST way. No way those are on the Society menu butcher block menu. No way. My sympathies to you both for your times of intense cravings.

Ahhh, Libidozone! Memories........ BTW, apropos of nothing in this post, but I hate Lulu. A lot. That feels SOOOO good to write.

I'm just getting over my very first bout of Covid ever - mild case all around except for everything tasting like butt biscuits - and this episode might have reignited all my symptoms. Chelsea and Adam should be declared public health hazards and put in permanent quarantine. If there's any way to repair Victor's brussel sprouts dungeon, do it, and do it quickly. Those two need to be walled up. I admit that any sympathy I might once have had for Connor and his OCD has evaporated more completely than Kyle's pompadour sucks up hair gel. He's a true child of his parents and there's no way to spin that to sound good. Diane had her chance to end Phyllis with a dessert fork and didn't take it. Damn her. The only thing worse than the endless gangrenous babbling from Adam and Chelsea is having to listen - again, and again and again - to MS's latest acting tic of gasp-crying after ever mention of "HERCHILDREN", "BEINGHELDCAPTIVE" and now, apparently, "LABRATS", which I assume was also how her mother referred to her and Easy Bake Avery. I'd rather watch an endless loop of Progressive Insurance ads and that's no compliment.

There's been a very recent leak from TPTB of a picture of the mysterious Mr. Dumas.... https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNWN5czJmN253a21iZ3Q4c3lhd255aGM3OWFtYzhra2l4dWU3YXZpbCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/nXU1FF5HS2eFG/giphy.gif Soon to be Phyllis's newest love interest, too.

Oh please, DisneyBoy, I love you and I hate to disagree but NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Allie was the human equivalent of a pan of dishwater left in the sink for a week. She made 'boring' and 'pointless' things to aspire to. I'd rather see Paul back and he had all the depth of a smiley face emoji brought to life.

Oh how I wish he was trying to turn her back into a pumpkin at midnight.

It looked to me like Topo Gigio getting ready to rumble with Shari Lewis's Lambchop.

This was, IMO, one of the overall best episodes in quite some time. All of the Paulina, Leo and Javi scenes to the contrary, EJ, Kate, Johnny, Jada and yes, even Rafe, did an excellent job. Reluctantly, I have to say that even Kristen added to the episode in a positive way. Dan F. is just terrific and today he brought that home in every scene. Him going head to head with Lauren Koslow just showcased what excellent actors they both are. Hopefully, tomorrow's episode will continue the quality storytelling by having a piano fall out of an upper story window right onto Leo's head as he moves into Casa Hernandez.. That would explain the giant hole in Paulina's head. For God's sake, let her put something in it other than her foot.

I seem to remember a scene or two with the brothers confronting/arguing with each other. Though, I also seem to remember a time when I had a full head of hair and good upper body strength, so who knows what's real and what's Memorex?...........

I don't remember exactly when Rafe started living there, but I do remember the set getting a good amount of use when Rafe's mother lived there and his dad came back, too. Gabi was there also, as was Dario, as well as Rafe. Then it emptied out almost as quickly as it had filled up.

They are the worst. Absolutely. For a second I thought their initial scene was a newsbreak to announce At-Home Euthanasia had been legalized. Then we had to suffer all the way through to Death By Dessert. Schools that advocate abstinence should make their students sit through an endless loop of Adam and Chelsea and over-population would be yesterday's news.

Then Joss must be their dream hire.

Hmpf. I didn't know that. I always used the nickname "Cluck" for their relationship. It just seemed to be a natural combination of "Chelsea" and that dumb **uck". Different strokes! Finally, though, finally, something in her skill set. Are sure "Marchetti" doesn't translate as limp?

Practice. Those two have had years of practice. I'm sorry to see Lily revert almost completely to Miss Snoot, but Devon's been pretty much the same - with some much appreciated detours - since Dru and Neil adopted his entitled behind. Posture at any price. .