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I don't remember exactly when Rafe started living there, but I do remember the set getting a good amount of use when Rafe's mother lived there and his dad came back, too. Gabi was there also, as was Dario, as well as Rafe. Then it emptied out almost as quickly as it had filled up.

They are the worst. Absolutely. For a second I thought their initial scene was a newsbreak to announce At-Home Euthanasia had been legalized. Then we had to suffer all the way through to Death By Dessert. Schools that advocate abstinence should make their students sit through an endless loop of Adam and Chelsea and over-population would be yesterday's news.

Then Joss must be their dream hire.

Hmpf. I didn't know that. I always used the nickname "Cluck" for their relationship. It just seemed to be a natural combination of "Chelsea" and that dumb **uck". Different strokes! Finally, though, finally, something in her skill set. Are sure "Marchetti" doesn't translate as limp?

Practice. Those two have had years of practice. I'm sorry to see Lily revert almost completely to Miss Snoot, but Devon's been pretty much the same - with some much appreciated detours - since Dru and Neil adopted his entitled behind. Posture at any price. .

Thank you, that was fascinating! I'm off to see if I can find one where she discusses her time on All My Children.

Fully agree about Amanda Sutton, she was terrific today. Up till now, I've been less than interested in her and her relationship with her Topo Gigio of a husband. But anyone who can shut up Lulu deserves some respect. If anyone needs a return to ComaLand, it's her. Joss's handler has good hair but that's about it. Maybe it's my age but I'm less than impressed with world-weary and cynical 20-somethings. Call me in 40 years when you can't get through the night without getting up to pee a couple of times and then we'll talk. He and Joss promise to make a perfectly dreadful couple. How many times is Dante going to have to go reassure Daddy Dimmest that he loves and reveres the man who shot him in the chest? If the Quartermaines served no other purpose than to remind Port Charles that Sonny is actually a ***, they'd have served their purpose. Nice to hear Ned chime in on that theme today.

I would give whatever required to see Brennan, or Sonny, or Sidwell, or, hell, anybody in PC show up dressed like Mr. Peanut. Joss's WSB disguise??

I would believe that if we had any indication that Nick had visited the zoo any time recently. He'd be both an abundant source of nits for any simian with a hankering for finger food and romance, since I'm quite sure he's also adept at dragging his butt on the ground in a most fetching and amorous way. Hubba Hubba Nick, you hunka hunka what's-that-burning-itch-from love. ------- ETA - did anyone else catch that scene of Nate going down the stairs at his place, I think to open the door to Damien? He danced down those stairs with his little hands flapping at his sides like he was pretending to ride his pretend pony. It was adorable! If hadn't been answering the door, he looked ready to begin a rendition of "There's No Business Like Show Business".

How about Stinkwood? It has a certain ring to it. Or, to get all fancy and stuff, maybe give her a double name like Dutch Elm? Drew could relinquish the Quartermaine name and go by a more appropriate moniker such as Peckerwood.

That talking toadstool barks out that no pairing between a Newman and an Abbott ever works out. While he's squatting there with an Abbott heart transplanted into his very own humanoid carapace. I feel as if Show is taunting us with that, since we all know it, the characters on Show all know it, but nobody ever throws that in his odious face. I wish Jack would use a grapefruit spoon from the GCAC Dining Room and pry it back out of Victor's chest. Oh - that pisk of a face Nikki puts on, that snoot with her nose makes her look as if she now vacumns up her food through her proboscis like she's become an aardvark. There's only room for one of those in town and that honor belongs to Billy.

I've been trying to give her the benefit of the doubt because I loathed her character on AMC. Babe is Love, my flat ass. The way she talks is the same, always sounding like she's on the edge of breaking into tears, no matter what the hell she's saying. Not a fan.

If the SLS does something like that, it better be Frau Blucher who he falls in love with. She could take Sasha's job, too, since she's a whiz at making Ovaltine.

Maybe he's learned that he needs to apply his face cream to his face instead of his hair? I live in hope.

Not to worry. Abe is almost always in his suit. For those special times, I'm sure he also dons a vest.

She sure was. She was around when AMC was at its best.

It's getting more ridiculous by the day that Mrs. Choi has this much say over what Sophia does with her baby and now, she's got veto power over who adopts the kid. I can sorta see Sophia, even with all her self-confidence, caving to into her mother who apparently has bulldogged her all of her life. But for everyone else to put up with her nonsense is ..... nonsense. Perhaps she'd enjoy a fully paid trip to that private island the Dimera's own?

Sheer gratitude.

I know! So glad to come here and see everyone else noticed it too. Somebody in wardrobe really decided to butt biscuit our little William but good. It made the poor guy look ......blousy......from the waist up. Somebody from the Project Runway Reject Island must have escaped. That was the only part of Show that kept my attention today, although for all the wrong reasons. It may feel like Amy has been around since forever, but she hasn't and Damien, even less time. Don't care about their issues, though it does seem to me like Damien is thick in the head for still being mad after hearing the woman was working two jobs while nursing a terminal husband. Give her a break. Seemed kind of cold of him to keep on eating while she was talking about not having any appetite due to her leukemia and her medications. Still not sold on this storyline much at all. I guess we can be grateful that at least the over-heavy literary references are all to the "Count of Monte Cristo" and not to "Dracula". Or "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang". Or, "Everybody Poops". Between the Damian Has Two Daddies storyline and Billy's shirt, that writers room needs an intervention, and fast.

At least she can be sure that Sidwell won't be so base, such a control freak as to even contemplate buying her unborn baby a sweater. Some things are just too awful to even consider.

I'm very close to just not watching the show these days. Mother Blake's resurrection is a startlingly poor resurrection of a character that bares little resemblance to the original, and since when does Kristen need a mommy at her AARP time of life? Bad seed Rachel exists only to double down on how stupid Brady is. Also, I don't want Ava to be the voice of reason in pretty much anything. I have no ill will towards Johnny and Chanel separately or as a couple. I only care about their fertility issue just a little less than I cared about Johnny's non-cheating on her. Alex and anyone, including Stephanie, is a miss. As is Holly and Old Man Tate, and Doug Williams III is best thought of as little as possible. He's not Doug's grandson, he never met him and didn't grow up with him and Doug never gave him a second thought. He needs to disappear, but he can take Holly with him. Rafe's storyline had a few moments but now Show is stretching it out too long. The actress who plays Jada is very good but even she's not convincing me she cares anymore. The less said, and the less seen, about Leo, the better. Javi's not a bad character, and I like the actor but he's stuck with Leo who is the worst. And then there's Paulina. Let her hook up with Leo and leave the rest of us out of it. I'm skipping whole episodes lately, a lot of them and I don't see much on the horizon to keep me watching.

I'm going to put in a guess for Lauren as the one behind the Phyllis/Sharon imprisonment thingy. Nick can barely manage to put his underwear on before his pants, much less manage a setup like this and apparently, Daniel is too busy outfitting himself in the latest Mr. Magoo line of men's clothing to have the time, and I can't think of anyone else who remotely gives a rats ass about those two and their feud. Michael's enough of a putz these days to get involved and Lauren has some knowledge from her long ago battles with Sheila and Sheila's sister, Sarah Smthye to know how to do it all, and they both have some affection - God alone knows why - for both characters. Originally I thought Ian, but since no woodchipper has shown up, it's either Lauren and/or Michael, or Esther.

Unforgivable, right? And buying the little sprat one in green. GREEN. Goddam Quartermaines. Next thing they'll want to be setting up a trust fund or some other horrible interfering thing. I haven't been watching again long enough to have seen Sasha when she was apparently a rootable character. All I've seen is a person dumb enough to choose Jason to be her pretend baby daddy while loudly condemning Willow for distancing her kids from the same people she wants to keep her kid away from. And today, she basically said that she hates getting "charity" because ...... why, again? I'm just hoping that when the truth about BK's baby burger comes out that she allows Monica to buy him a green sweater to match with the one she got for Sasha's kid. Damn Quartermaines and their insistence on cute clothing.

Carly was awfully excited about Joss going to Easter Island. Does she think Joss is going to bring her back a giant Easter Island Head statue covered in chocolate and filled with marshmallow? Silly question. Of course she does. Even sadder, Joss would be expecting to find those there, too. Next I bet we'll hear she's hot on the trail of finally finding out where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.

Poor Willow. Drew did a lot of damage in those three minutes.