EMME: So, Frank -
EMME: I mean, Mr Valentini sir, now that Dom is gone I have some ideas for Lulu -
FRANK: Geez, Emme, don't you think it's a bit soon? He just left! How heartless are you?
EMME: He left over a year ago.
FRANK: He was just here in March!
EMME; That was four months ago almost.
FRANK: And only a week has gone by in show time!
EMME: I mean, Lulu can start to move on . . . maybe looking at other men . . . just a glace . . .
FRANK: If Lulu dates someone else besides Dante, what will Maxie and Laura's boyfriend do for a storyline?
EMME: Peter has a pretty complicated background . . .
FRANK: But could anything be as riveting as obsessing over off-screen Dante for them? I think not!
EMME: I don't know . . .
FRANK: Look, Emme, some of us find sewing little scarves interesting, and some of know what interests tv audiences. Let's stick to what we're best at, alright?
EMME: Can I just maybe read them? Maybe you can, um, develop an idea into something even better.
FRANK: Well, maybe one of your ideas will make me think of another idea that would be interesting. Fine, go on.
EMME: Maybe Valentin and Lulu could start to develop an antagonistic relationship . . .
FRANK: You're not touching James with a ten foot pole. Isn't it bad enough Lulu is the mother of his child for him? Next!
EMME: Maybe she can start something with Chase?
FRANK: I'm saving him for Ava in case her next pairing doesn't work out. Next!
EMME: Maybe recast Johnny?
FRANK: I'm saving that role for Michael Easton, just in case we have to kill off his latest character again.
EMME: ooookay, well, this is kind of crazy, but Lulu and Sonny -
FRANK: (immediately stands up and slaps his desk with his hand): GASP! HOW DARE YOU! DON'T YOU KNOW SONNY AND CARLY HAVE THE SHOW'S MOST WONDERFULY MARRIAGE, A TRUE PARTNERSHIP, AND SONNY WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING TO CARLY LIKE THAT, EVEN THOUGH SHE HAD THE NERVE TO GET PREGNANT WITH A BABY EVEN THOUGH IT'S A BURDERN TO HIM? YOU MAKE ME ILL! Get me one of your scarves so I can THROW UP in it!
EMME: I'm just . . . gonna go . . . (walks out backwards)
FRANK: By the way! Did I tell you about my idea about how you should start selling GH themed scarves? No?
STEVE BURTON, walking through the hall and overhearing: That was my fucking idea!