Kailyn: Kail Smash!

[CaliforniaLove]

*Dead*

[FlowerofCarnage]

On 12/6/2017 at 4:08 PM, Mkay said:

She’s needs to stop with the duck lip pose and injections.  

 

No the "I date black guys" ponytail!

[ghoulina]

I'm sorry, is this heifer getting her hair done by someone else on a daily basis???? Who does she think she is??? (don't answer that.)

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

She had her hair and makeup done today for her Christmas card photo shoot!  Ugh. 

[Birdee]

How do these people have time for all of these photo shoots?!? Our Christmas card is a collection of pictures taken off of my phone...

[Mkay]

Click to read 

[littleB1rdy]

If anyone doesn't want to click on the link, Kail and Javi are not writing that book together anymore. Kail's leg humpers are blaming Briana in the comments. I screenshotted this gem (Ayla Marie); oh the irony hahahah

Edited December 8, 2017 by littleB1rdy

[Snarky McSnarky]

[CaliforniaLove]

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If anyone doesn't want to click on the link, Kail and Javi are not writing that book together anymore. Kail's leg humpers are blaming Briana in the comments. I screenshotted this gem (Ayla Marie); oh the irony hahahah

I'm laughing way harder than I should at "hey fat fuck". 

[Birdee]

2 minutes ago, CaliforniaLove said:

I'm laughing way harder than I should at "hey fat fuck". 

hey fat fuck is our kind of people. 

[Enya Face]

3 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

I'm laughing way harder than I should at "hey fat fuck". 

Fucking same here! 

[GreatKazu]

5 hours ago, Birdee said:

hey fat fuck is our kind of people. 

Fuck yeah. 

[AmandaUnbidden]

On 12/4/2017 at 7:31 AM, AmyFarrahFowler said:

It's on Friday nights on the WE channel. I quit watching this season because it was boring. There's a guy named Peter Gunz on the show that I want to punch in the face. 

 

On 12/4/2017 at 0:20 PM, Uncle JUICE said:

Channel 264 I believe at 9. A friend told me. 

Thanks guys! Decided to search for it again, and finally found it! Downloading now. I have work to do so I can't get caught up in another show rn.  (I work from home) It's gonna be hard not to stop and watch this though! 

And now that I've finished reading this thread, I have to comment on the Kail pics. Good lord! I don't think she's even trying to do the duck face. Her lips are probably so big how that she can't close them! Kailynn! Stop fucking with your face!! 

And I'm having a good laugh at that Alya Marie person who said she loves Kail cause she always has her priorities in order. She's being sarcastic right? And heyfatfuck just spelling it out for her that she was looking forward to the lies they were going to tell. ?

Edited December 9, 2017 by AmandaUnbidden
Added something

[AmandaUnbidden]

15 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Oh and this pic! ?Spot on for Kail! I hope a rubber duck bath toy was the look she was going for. 

[DangerousMinds]

If Jo and Javi have not taken her to court for 50/50 custody agreements, that is 100% on them.

[Scarlett45]

@Poohbear617 it was my understanding that in “real time” Jo and Javi have their 50/50 agreements in place? Vee told Jo to get it in writing ages ago, BUT Jo didn’t want to “upset Kailyn” or some such BS, it was only after Kailyn showed her colors AGAIN regarding her divorce from Javi, using Jo and Vee as free babysitting and then getting pregnant with Lux that Jo realized Vee was on the money & Kailyn was not to be trusted- good he got his agreement in order. 

[Poohbear617]

Scarlett45 and GreatKazu  thank you both for the real time updates, I do appreciate it.  I just got so tired of bitchy attitude and her pregnancy and worrying about Chris that I would sometimes just tune her out. I am glad to hear the Jo and Javi have things in writing. I still hope she has college money pUT aside. As soon as the TM2 gravy train stops I doubt her spending will stop aND I would hate that to come at the expense of the children. Even though she kept talking about her graduation I hope she feels as passionate about her children going...but I really doubt it.  4 yr tuition or new BMW for her, I think she would take the car.

[Poohbear617]

How many shows are out there for the moms to run to to try to extend their 15 minutes and pad their wallet and put off the need to get a real job.

 Farrah, Caitlyn have already tried some of these out.

Couples therapy

Marriage boot camp

BIG brother (UK version)

The bachelor  (lol)

Naked and afraid

Millionaire matchmaker

Survivor

Stripped

Celebrity Amazing Race 

Porn (webcasts)

[guilfoyleatpp]

On 12/6/2017 at 1:40 PM, ghoulina said:

What is going on in the corner of her eyes? She did forget to blend her highlighter?

Late to the game, but this look is a thing. It's actually a thing from the early 2000s, but I guess it's back. The idea is that you put a tiny bit of highlighter in the corner of your eye and it makes your eyes look bigger. If you're wearing the right eyeshadow, it looks like a continuation of the makeup. Sort of like how you put lighter color concealer/highlighter under your eyes so they don't look as dark. The person I see most frequently sporting this look in an obvious way is our commander in chief. That's often the look gone wrong, and a good cautionary tale. 

[GreatKazu]

Two things Kail can do to make her eyes look bigger:

1) stop putting fillers, Botox, and any other injections into her face which only serve to swell and blow up her face which then squish her eyes. Eating healthy and finding better ways to cook can make you slimmer overall and thin out her face

2) She can read Briana's social media pages and go all Hulk which then causes her eyes to bulge out

[FlowerofCarnage]

She really called Javi greedy and evil knowing damn well if the situation were reversed  she would squeeze every dime out of Javi she could.

She really acts like she built some empire through  alot of hard work, discipline  and sacrifice. Girl, please! You were lucky enough to be chosen to have your life as a women who got pregnant as a teen documented and you were also lucky enough that it became popular, allowing you to earn close to a million dollars in 6 years.

[radishcake]

Guys this thread is for Kail on TEEN MOM not MARRIAGE BOOT CAMP. Stop posting spoilers for that show over here. 

[Mkay]

Kail just letting the world know she’s seeing Chris today. 

 

[Mkay]

[GreatKazu]

I wonder how dolled up Kail is for this "visitation"?

[JocelynCavanaugh]

32 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

I wonder how dolled up Kail is for this "visitation"?

Judging from the edge of that last photo, she's wearing her nicest sweatpants. 

[beckie]

I hate saying this cuz I say all babies are at least "cute", but that is one unattractive baby.

[guilfoyleatpp]

52 minutes ago, JocelynCavanaugh said:

Judging from the edge of that last photo, she's wearing her nicest sweatpants. 

Do you think that to Kailyn that means "ripped" or "unripped?"

[Scarlett45]

1 hour ago, beckie said:

I hate saying this cuz I say all babies are at least "cute", but that is one unattractive baby.

Lux isn’t very cute right now, maybe he will Take after Issac and look better as he gets older. He is a smiley little guy, he looks so happy. 

[galaxychaser]

On 12/7/2017 at 10:42 PM, Mkay said:

She looks cute in that picture. 

[Scarlett45]

20 minutes ago, galaxychaser said:

She looks cute in that picture. 

That singular photo isn’t bad, classic social media pose, but for someone with such a big social media presence she does the same poses ALL. THE. TIME. 

[GreatKazu]

5 hours ago, JocelynCavanaugh said:

Judging from the edge of that last photo, she's wearing her nicest sweatpants. 

Well, it is Sunday after all. Jo made the mistake of not wearing $75 sweatpants on a Sunday.

2 minutes ago, Scarlett45 said:

That singular photo isn’t bad, classic social media pose, but for someone with such a big social media presence she does the same poses ALL. THE. TIME. 

She sure does and she also uses filters. Anyone can look "cute" in a selfie with all the filters at their disposal. But there is no way you can hide ugly that reeks within. 

[littleB1rdy]

Did she really spend money just so someone could straighten her hair for her? 

[FlowerofCarnage]

I wonder if Chris took Lux on his own or Kail's thirsty ass tagged along? Why even bother announcing to the world that Lux would be spending time with his dad? 

[Mkay]

3 minutes ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

I wonder if Chris took Lux on his own or Kail's thirsty ass tagged along? Why even bother announcing to the world that Lux would be spending time with his dad? 

She probably thought this boob picture would bring him running back. Instead he posted a pic on his Snapchat of his pretty girlfriend.  

[GreatKazu]

4 minutes ago, Mkay said:

She probably thought this boob picture would bring him running back. Instead he posted a pic on his Snapchat of his pretty girlfriend.  

Did you get a screenshot? 

8 minutes ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

I wonder if Chris took Lux on his own or Kail's thirsty ass tagged along? Why even bother announcing to the world that Lux would be spending time with his dad? 

She probably wanted him to ask her to spend time with them (him and the baby).  

What about her girlfriend? Isn't she busy in that relationship? 

[Mkay]

5 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Did you get a screenshot? 

She probably wanted him to ask her to spend time with them (him and the baby).  

What about her girlfriend? Isn't she busy in that relationship? 

Let me see if I can find it again. Someone shared it on twitter.  Give me a few mins. :) 

 

Edited December 11, 2017 by Mkay
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[GreatKazu]

She is beautiful. 

[AmandaUnbidden]

She really is beautiful. Oh Kail is going to bed right now, laughing her ass off!

Also, just came across this article from Radar . Took some screen shots because I know it's hard to read that site. 

Then Kail fired back #iwon more time with my son. 

Then Briana changed her caption to, "Thanks for being such an amazing man not only to myself but Nova and Stella too. #yeaididwin "

[littleB1rdy]

Briana's butt looks like a badly photoshopped pic and the worst part is that it's not!

[GreatKazu]

That kissing image is the one I mentioned about where someone asked her if she is pregnant and she responded, "not yet." 

She won? Won what? Javi was no longer with Kail. That is so immature. 

As for Kail's response about getting more time with Lincoln - that is your child. He is no fucking pawn, you stupid bitch.  You get more time because you have nothing going on in your life. Javi has a JOB. He can't always have his son in his care. You sit around on your damn social media posting selfies. 

[AmandaUnbidden]

Amen @GreatKazu ! 

Also wanted to post this pic of young Kail. I don't think it's been posted yet. I think Isaac and little soapy look a lot like her. 

 

[Mkay]

1 minute ago, AmandaUnbidden said:

Amen @GreatKazu ! 

Also wanted to post this pic of young Kail. I don't think it's been posted yet. I think Isaac and little soapy look a lot like her. 

 

?????

[GreatKazu]

31 minutes ago, Mkay said:

?????

lol 

There is a photo of Jenelle as a child that I posted on her thread long ago. She looks exactly like Barb. It cracks me up when I see it. 

Edited December 11, 2017 by GreatKazu

[galaxychaser]

3 hours ago, AmandaUnbidden said:

She really is beautiful. Oh Kail is going to bed right now, laughing her ass off!

Also, just came across this article from Radar . Took some screen shots because I know it's hard to read that site. 

Then Kail fired back #iwon more time with my son. 

Then Briana changed her caption to, "Thanks for being such an amazing man not only to myself but Nova and Stella too. #yeaididwin "

I am jealous of that butt!

[Scarlett45]

10 hours ago, Mkay said:

Let me see if I can find it again. Someone shared it on twitter.  Give me a few mins. :) 

 

Chris’ girlfriend is very pretty. Is this the one he was on “break” with when he got with Kailyn?

She is probably young, but I hope she see Chris’ true colors if he’s not supporting Lux and committed to being a father. Water tends to seek its own level and how a man treats his flesh and blood is a reflection on his character. 

Granted this girl might be the smartest one of all, using Chris for a good time and sex (while using protection) and not tying herself to a broke single father with an unstable baby momma named Kailyn. 

[toodywoody]

Why does Brianna's boobs look like she is 80 years old?

[littleB1rdy]

Because she gets plastic surgery for the parts she thinks are important but doesn't workout or actually take care of her body. Her body looks so strange already at this age, she is gonna look like a complete joke (more than she does now) when she's middle aged. Her and Kail both. 

[Kroliosis]

Dayum Bri needs to take some TM2 money and invest in bras.  I say that as a saggy titted woman myself.

[ghoulina]

On 12/9/2017 at 3:01 PM, guilfoyleatpp said:

Late to the game, but this look is a thing. It's actually a thing from the early 2000s, but I guess it's back. The idea is that you put a tiny bit of highlighter in the corner of your eye and it makes your eyes look bigger. If you're wearing the right eyeshadow, it looks like a continuation of the makeup. Sort of like how you put lighter color concealer/highlighter under your eyes so they don't look as dark. The person I see most frequently sporting this look in an obvious way is our commander in chief. That's often the look gone wrong, and a good cautionary tale. 

Yea, well, that's why I asked did she forget to blend it? I do that, but I blend it in with my eyeshadow so it's not even noticeable. Hers just looks ridiculous. I can't believe that's intentional!