S11.E20: New Year, Old Grudges

[Keywestclubkid]

Not Tom petty lol 

[FlyingEgret]

Kathy's dress matches the lanterns!

[Julyolo]

Erica's extensions don't match the rest of her hair.. guess that's a sign of her declining wealth. Or else her stylist had a cataract that exploded.

Edited October 7, 2021 by Julyolo

[JD5166]

Kyles spastic nerves are not cute she’s 50-something, god she’s an asshole. I might dislike her even more than Erica...outing Sutton at that lunch? I bet she’s year of the snake....

[sistermagpie]

1 minute ago, JD5166 said:

Kyles spastic nerves are not cute she’s 50-something, god she’s an asshole. I might dislike her even more than Erica...outing Sutton at that lunch? I bet she’s year of the snake....

When she said Sutton didn't think she told the truth about the accident I really expected somebody to say, "Neither do you!"

And if we're keeping track...so now even though Erika thought Tom was with soe woman...I guess he called her? But couldn't tell her where he was because of the serious brain injury? So her son went off duty and they went to find him? Yeah, that sounds like some head trauma there...

[Julyolo]

Erica couldn't stand it when those other animals were getting all the attention.

[Straycat80]

Surprised Erika didn’t keep that dollar for herself since she’s so broke. 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

This food looks delicious. 

[WaltersHair]

Erika definitely knows where a performer's dollars go.

[bosawks]

“I’m a bad catholic.”

Don’t limit yourself, Erika…..

[Chicklet]

Erika thinks Sutton was going to apologise??

[Keywestclubkid]

God her makeup is ROUGH 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Thou shalt not steal is one of the Ten Commandments, Erika. I realize you are a bad Catholic but that's one you should know.

Edited October 7, 2021 by eleanorofaquitaine

[sistermagpie]

Yes, why ARE you trying with her Sutton? Your first instinct was correct. You don't have to attack her, but it would be so much more satisfying if she just let Erika sit there and know that Sutton doesn't feel bad about not being friends with Erika.

[chick binewski]

Kyle, how the hell does Erika ignoring Sutton qualify as Sutton ignoring the issue?

Kyle is the freaking worst. 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Just now, sistermagpie said:

Yes, why ARE you trying with her Sutton? Your first instinct was correct. You don't have to attack her, but it would be so much more satisfying if she just let Erika sit there and know that Sutton doesn't feel bad about not being friends with Erika.

I think Sutton is doing it as much to signal to the other women that she's "trying." But she is right in wondering what the other women see in her.

[bosawks]

Took only a season for Crystal to figure these women out.

”Let’s go to the bar!”

[Straycat80]

I don’t think Sutton is apologizing and she shouldn’t. And I don’t understand why Sutton gets upset when Erika gets snarky with her. She shouldn’t care whether Erika likes her or not. 

[WaltersHair]

I think Erika believes she can push Sutton off the show the way LVP was pushed. She either has no idea just how bad her life is about to become or she's playing everyone. Not sure she's that smart.

[Chicklet]

Kyle should just shut up. But I guess being an instigating shrew is all she has going this year.

[Julyolo]

I like how PK  lingered at the dinner table with Erica after everyone else had gone on. Maybe he's planning on adding her to his roster of bizarre clients, now that her husband is too indisposed to fund/manage her career any longer.

[StevieRocks]

God, Vyle is insufferable. So glad they showed her bellowing like an ape, in slow motion, no less...such a rube.

Ugh...I see Big Pig ErICKa is in the best seat at the reunion. 🤮

[StevieRocks]

Shut up, Vyle. If you don't know what's going on, you're even more of an idiot than I thought you were, and I didn't think that was possible.

Edited October 7, 2021 by StevieRocks

[bosawks]

I see everyone is standing in their Crisis Prevention/Intervention safe space with regards to Erika.

[Straycat80]

On to the four part reunion. Really the only juicy storyline this year was Erika/Tom. Thank goodness I guess because  I could not have survived a whole season of constant conversation about Sutton seeing Crystal naked. 

[Julyolo]

Of course Garcelle feels like an outsider with this group. She's got more class and intelligence than any of them.

[Keywestclubkid]

This was like a super anticlimactic ending to this season tho 

[WaltersHair]

Erikda using a Batman voice to be scary is hilarious. Go home.

[bosawks]

Given that I never thought Erika had a whole lot of ability she might be telling the truth that she faced questions to the best of her ability…..

[StevieRocks]

Of course you showed up every day, ErICKa; you need a paycheck. What else are you going to do--go back to giving knobbers behind the trailer park for moon pies and RC colas?

[sistermagpie]

So Erika's in the middle of a nasty fight...with who? Those widows and orphans and burn victims?

Also ha ha that she's faced every question. More like offering nonsensical details hoping to distract people.

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

This was like a super anticlimactic ending to this season tho 

Yeah, the obvious storyline was people confronting Erika and instead we got everyone making excuses for her and kissing her ass except for Sutton, who wasn't strong enough to take her on alone. I hope they all end up backpedaling like mad when more dirt comes out--and I hope they get asked about that documentary on the reunion.

[RealHousewife]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

This was like a super anticlimactic ending to this season tho 

I know. I thought I'd make a bunch of snarky posts. They didn't give me as much material as usual. 

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, RealHousewife said:

I know. I thought I'd make a bunch of snarky posts. They didn't give me as much material as usual. 

No kidding. Bland as Kathy Hilton's dress.

[Chicklet]

3 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

No kidding. Bland as Kathy Hilton's dress.

Now come on, Pa said his mom made that tablecloth.

[SnarkAttack]

45 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

Why does it feel like everyone is dressed for a different event?

 I like Garcelle’s dress.  I hate Rinna’s wig.

It always feels like that.

[SnarkAttack]

40 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

Kathy's dress matches the lanterns!

I noticed that too!

[Stats Queen]

So two things happened to me in the past few days.

My eye has been bothering me for a while. It turns out that I have a stye. It is all goopy and gross.

On Sunday, we were breaking down a canopy tent because a ton of rain and wind dumped really quickly. Our tent wasn’t set up right and it collapsed on us. A metal beam hit me in the head, so now I have a “traumatic brain injury”. I’m on the mend, but it will be a few more days until I’m functioning well.

This is what I thought had happened but after seeing Erika tonight, I realized what had allegedly  happened was a knife was thrown in my eye and a funnel cloud sucked me and the tent up 40 feet and then I fell on top of flag pole and was unconscious for an hour. 

[BusyOctober]

19 minutes ago, sistermagpie said:

And if we're keeping track...so now even though Erika thought Tom was with soe woman...I guess he called her? But couldn't tell her where he was because of the serious brain injury? So her son went off duty and they went to find him? Yeah, that sounds like some head trauma there...

All these switchback stories of Erica’s are making me litigious. I think I need a personal injury lawyer to sue Bravo and Erica for pain and suffering. Watching Erica play both sides of her many lies all season has given me whiplash.  My neck hurts bad as if I were a passenger in one of the Giarardi’s Fabulous Fleet of Flipping cars. 

Erica’s personal style and makeup were never great IMO. Even when she could afford professional stylists at the height of her Sugar Daddy bankrolled “career”. But now that she’s “broke”, and the whole world knows she is a lying thief, I think she is doubling down on her transformation into the ultimate Disney live action villain.  Her makeup and hair are excessively more fake and cartoonish and ridiculous now than most of her past “looks” (although that red latex dominatrix get up from a few years ago still makes me laugh the hardest).
 

 

[pieinmyeye]

15 minutes ago, Stats Queen said:

My eye has been bothering me for a while. It turns out that I have a stye. It is all goopy and gross.

Ouch! At least it isn’t an exploding cataract.

[Slakkie]

I wonder if Erika has Dementia by Proxy because she cannot remember the story correctly 

[bencr]

Crystal's party was stunning. The moment when the dragons emerged was theatrical and magical. 

Edited October 7, 2021 by bencr

[endure]

I never realised Erika had such a huge ugly face, guess I wasn't paying attention to that, but it looked enormous in the restaurant.  She seemed to completely forget her story too,  telling when you can't recall the truth or the lies....😵

[TV Glotzer]

God I am so freaking sick of the Erika Jayne show. So glad it’s over. Maybe by next year she’ll be in jail. 

[njbchlover]

46 minutes ago, Stats Queen said:

So two things happened to me in the past few days.

My eye has been bothering me for a while. It turns out that I have a stye. It is all goopy and gross.

On Sunday, we were breaking down a canopy tent because a ton of rain and wind dumped really quickly. Our tent wasn’t set up right and it collapsed on us. A metal beam hit me in the head, so now I have a “traumatic brain injury”. I’m on the mend, but it will be a few more days until I’m functioning well.

This is what I thought had happened but after seeing Erika tonight, I realized what had allegedly  happened was a knife was thrown in my eye and a funnel cloud sucked me and the tent up 40 feet and then I fell on top of flag pole and was unconscious for an hour. 

Hope you're feeling okay!!  

[Pondlass1]

I was kind of hoping for a PK Erika showdown when I saw them lingering at the table.  

[endure]

2 hours ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

I would roll my eyes so hard if I ever heard Erika issue one of her threats in person.

"I'll remember who was with me and who was against me."  Whatever. 

It just wasn't as effective with a mask on or maybe because it's already been said...STFU Erika!

[heatherchandler]

52 minutes ago, Stats Queen said:

So two things happened to me in the past few days.

My eye has been bothering me for a while. It turns out that I have a stye. It is all goopy and gross.

On Sunday, we were breaking down a canopy tent because a ton of rain and wind dumped really quickly. Our tent wasn’t set up right and it collapsed on us. A metal beam hit me in the head, so now I have a “traumatic brain injury”. I’m on the mend, but it will be a few more days until I’m functioning well.

This is what I thought had happened but after seeing Erika tonight, I realized what had allegedly  happened was a knife was thrown in my eye and a funnel cloud sucked me and the tent up 40 feet and then I fell on top of flag pole and was unconscious for an hour. 

But how many times did you flip your car??

 

12 minutes ago, endure said:

I never realised Erika had such a huge ugly face, guess I wasn't paying attention to that, but it looked enormous in the restaurant.  She seemed to completely forget her story too,  telling when you can't recall the truth or the lies....😵

She has a potato face!

[Surrealist]

1 hour ago, Keywestclubkid said:

This was like a super anticlimactic ending to this season tho 

I'm glad I'm not alone here. I felt it was pretty boring.

Crystal's party was lovely, though.

7 minutes ago, Pondlass1 said:

I was kind of hoping for a PK Erika showdown when I saw them lingering at the table.  

Same. I felt letdown.

[chick binewski]

8 minutes ago, Pondlass1 said:

I was kind of hoping for a PK Erika showdown when I saw them lingering at the table.  

Even though I'm sick of hearing Erika's fake S11 voice I was kind of hoping for this, too. But I think Dorit probably read PK the riot act that they have to be nice to Erika to her face bc Erika is part of the coven and if Dorit resists then she'll be where she was her first 2 seasons when LVP was the only one who was nice to her and Dorit cannot lose her place on the show bc shockingly being a fake bridal designer doesn't pay much.

[blixie]

What an odd and yes anti-climatic ending to the season. Kyle continues to be an asshole to Sutton, even while being two faced in her Talking Heads. It was impressive tho that they all restrained themselves for Crystal's party and respected the idea that fighting would bring her and her family bad luck. 

It was super fucking hilarious when Erika said she will keep telling the same story, while she told iteration 25 of it and it took her several on camera minutes to collect all her lies into "the same story". LOL. Bitch you are so so so bad at this. 

I felt gross when I kind of agreed with Rinna about Garcelle's ask. I mean 100% Rinna is THE shittiest friend of all time, but it's a weird ask, because I think a better question to ask was WHY have you still not reached out to Denise, the way you treated her really had a huge impact on our friendship, and if you can't make an effort to heal that one, than I'm not sure I'll ever able to make an effort to heal ours. I mean essentially she did say that but in the weirdest way possible. And they both know the truth is Rinna doesn't really give a shit about either Garcelle or Denise, but she knows she is hella wrong about everything involving them both, and if they won't just brush it under the rug she can't deal with them. Anyway fire Rinna and Erika please.