90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Frozendiva]

Mike, think Rubbermaid tub for the junk. Or some cheap dollar store organizing trays.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mike. Shower daily and wear clean clothes. Tend to your oral hygiene. Neatness counts but not as much as personal cleanliness. 

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Who does he dress like one of the "Stranger Things" kids?

I don't know who you are referring to but I think it covers all the men on this show.

[kacesq]

That house is depressing,

[Hotel Snarker]

Mike’s got Amy Slaton level of hygiene.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ooof, Mike’s father could use a stint on My 600lb. Life.

[Wollstonecraft]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

These sister wives have been crying for like a month.

I hate those whiny bitches. They live in huge houses and do nothing.  What's their problem?

[greekmom]

damn Mike was an awkward kid.

[ExMathMajor]

I can't get over the fact that Gino's in his 50s playing stupid games with people. Ugh.

Meanwhile...look at that cute cat! OMG, Mike with the American Tourister luggage tag. (Yes, I'm old.)

[greekmom]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Mike’s got Amy Slaton level of hygiene.

is that the one that said she can wipe herself now?

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Is there anything remotely attractive about him?

That would be a "No".

[Auntie Anxiety]

Grandpa Mike is a font of wisdom.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Is there anything remotely attractive about him?

Not a chance.  AND, you know his head smells.  You'd have to deal with smells.

[OneGuy]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Is there anything remotely attractive about him?

The back of his head?  He wears a hat all the time out of a sense of humility, not shame?

Edited February 21, 2022 by OneGuy

[Angry Moldovan]

X ema still has to play the game until she gets the green card. Silly, silly amateur 

[For Cereals]

When Gino talks, I just picture Roger from American Dad or that comedian/actor from the 60s…

[Suzywriter]

Gino is also so creepy. He looks like a caregiver in scrubs comes in and does his bath HIS WAY (hat on) before showing him that is favorite pajama top and shorts are ready, and bribes him with chocolate milk to get dressed without a fuss.

Edited February 21, 2022 by Suzywriter

[CrazyInAlabama]

12 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

If I hear "We is BIG" one more time I'm running myself into the fucking TV.

I started to watch the first episode, and I couldn't stand it after about 10 minutes.     That show should be called 1 Ton Best Friends, because that's what the four of them add up to. 

 

Kim and Usman are both pathetic.   

Mike is going to get his heart broken, isn't he?  Her sons will be so sad if they don't come here to be a family with Mike.  So Ximena wants lipo, and bigger boobs?   Does she plan to be a pole dancer next?  

Jasmine sneezes and the guy who blurs stuff out on this show will be getting a big paycheck.   She's almost naked in that swimsuit.  Gino is a fool. 

So, no more Alina?   Good. 

Ben is awful, and I hope Mahogany dumps him, and he has to go home.   

Ella's plans are so strange, so Johnny is supposed to meet her in Dubai this time?      

I am not watching that phony show about the Derricos.    The parents backgrounds are very suspect, and I don't think the mother will stop until she has 20 kids, to beat out the Duggars. 

 

 

 

Edited February 21, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

damn Mike was an awkward kid.

Was?

[Wollstonecraft]

Mike's home life is depressing.

[LennieBriscoe]

19 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Foreplay includes an expensive laptop and gaming system.

Not sure where the problem is here....😉

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, ExMathMajor said:

I can't get over the fact that Gino's in his 50s playing stupid games with people. Ugh.

Meanwhile...look at that cute cat! OMG, Mike with the American Tourister luggage tag. (Yes, I'm old.)

Gino is 50? The hat deages hm by 4-6 years.

[magemaud]

What’s with this jaunty 50s sitcom theme music for Mike? 

Edited February 21, 2022 by magemaud

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike plans to send the porch furniture ahead of his arrival.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Not a chance.  AND, you know his head smells.  You'd have to deal with smells.

Ohhh the hat sweat. Gross

[ExMathMajor]

Rut-roh...Ximena's got herself a new man. Or maybe it's the old sicario back in the picture?

Listen to your dad and granddad, Mike.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Wollstonecraft said:

I hate those whiny bitches. They live in huge houses and do nothing.  What's their problem?

I have no idea. It looks like the same old thing every single time.

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

is that the one that said she can wipe herself now?

IIRC it was Tammy?

[greekmom]

for gods sake. That swimsuit of Jasmine's must really smell rank now.

[Straycat80]

Mike should heed Dad and Grandpa’s advice. 
And when we return the never ending fight between Jasmina and Gino continues. 

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, LennieBriscoe said:

Not sure where the problem is here....😉

Usman? Is that you? 

[TazDevil]

Oooohhhh... Jasmine is going to confront Gino after drinking wine on the beach the entire day!  Can't wait!!!

[charmed1]

They’re killing me with the pronunciation of Ximena’s name. “Huh-Minner.” 

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Wollstonecraft said:

Mike's home life is depressing.

FTFY

[mmecorday]

Mike's home life is like "Archie Bunker's Place," the reality show.

[Doublemint]

Where does Jasmine change her bathing suit?   She has a different one on and it's dark out.  Seems strange to me.  But, make him pay!

[LEILANI2]

I swear it's groundhog day with Jasmine and Gino, is it the same scenes over and over? When will this ever end.

[TMI]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike is a lovesick puppy, while Ximena is finding ways to “amuse” herself in his absence.

visiting the incarcerated daily. such a caring woman

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OK, I'm deriving an unholy amount of amusement watching Jasmine trying to wrench her botox-ed, filler-ed face into some kind of expression. (sob, sob).

 At least she won't be asking Gino to fund her breast augmentation 

[Bees52]

16 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Much love and snark ❤️

 

16 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

We’re here for you. Let us lift your spirits.

 

17 minutes ago, Wollstonecraft said:

Condolences on your uncle.

 

19 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm so sorry friend. We will lift you up in snark.

There is not enough steel wool and pumice stone in the world. 

 

19 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

So sorry for your loss!

Hamza thinks getting married is worth “giving a chance.”. That has to be one of the weakest foundations for a wedding I have ever heard.

Thank you so much. I appreciate it, and if anyone can help, it's this group! 😍

Edited February 21, 2022 by Bees52

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, greekmom said:

for gods sake. That swimsuit of Jasmine's must really smell rank now.

I know, she has been wearing it for two days, frankly I don't understand how she can wear it so long, the wedgie would be killing me.

[Frozendiva]

Mke's house can use a bit of personality. Right, he doesn't have much.

[CSunshine76]

I think Mike, Dad and Grandad could be on an episode of Hoarders. There is shit everywhere in that house, I bet it smells too. Gross.

Edited February 21, 2022 by CSunshine76

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Mike. Shower daily and wear clean clothes. Tend to your oral hygiene.

 

I know a beach where you can find a practically new electric toothbrush 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

for gods sake. That swimsuit of Jasmine's must really smell rank now.

I’d have taken that piece of shoe lace off the minute I needed to pee and changed into real clothes, just for comfort if nothing else.

[LennieBriscoe]

14 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

I started to watch the first episode, and I couldn't stand it after about 10 minutes.     That show should be called 1 Ton Best Friends, because that's what the four of them add up to. 

 

Kim and Usman is pathetic.   

Mike is going to get his heart broken, isn't he?  Her sons will be so sad if they don't come here to be a family with Mike.  So Ximena wants lipo, and bigger boobs?   Does she plan to be a pole dancer next?  

Jasmine sneezes and the guy who blurs stuff out on this show will be getting a big paycheck.   She's almost naked in that swimsuit.

So, no more Alina?   Good. 

Ben is awful, and I hope Mahogany dumps him, and he has to go home.   

 

 

Exactly! Clearly Jasmine's anger with Gino's texts "to hees Ex, naked pictures of me!" is because he didn't  send them to the entire world!

Edited February 21, 2022 by LennieBriscoe

[Wollstonecraft]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

I swear it's groundhog day with Jasmine and Gino, is it the same scenes over and over? When will this ever end.

I wish the loudmouth would just go to the bar and get picked up by someone, anyone!

[Frozendiva]

The 14 kids folks are back?

[Angry Moldovan]

Anime chic with the bad wig, how many men can she get that’s she threatening him? I guess the lure of the green card is her secret weapon.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’d have taken that piece of shoe lace off the minute I needed to pee and changed into real clothes, just for comfort if nothing else.

exactly.

I would have showered, packed my shit. Gone to the restaurant, had an expensive meal and drink and charge it to the room. And Leave.

[Floatingbison]

6 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

When Gino talks, I just picture Roger from American Dad or that comedian/actor from the 60s…

You nailed it...this has been bugging me for weeks... Gino = Roger

Edited February 21, 2022 by Floatingbison