Suzywriter February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Just now, magemaud said: I just can’t take this woman’s Minnie Pearl accent. Minnie Pearl didn't even have that accent for real! 1 1 1 Link to comment
greekmom February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Continuity issue. Kris was wearing knitted arm bands in one shot then nothing in next shot then arm bands again. 6 1 Link to comment
CSunshine76 February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 I’ve never left small town Alabama, so I will move to Colombia and marry a girl I’ve never met! I mean, what could possibly go wrong? 5 9 Link to comment
magemaud February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said: I predict she won’t be showing any hair in Egypt… 🧕🏻 She was already bitching about that in the previews. 1 1 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 First trip out of the country ever. This is fine. 3 Link to comment
Suzywriter February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Is 'Dayne' named after Taylor Dayne like Jovi is surely a knock-off Bon Jovi? 2 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Sequined mask, of course. What is she sacrificing? Did she even have a car? 1 11 Link to comment
My Girls February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Never left the country, doesn't speak the language - what could go wrong?? 2 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Is it called narcolepsy when you realize that the show is lulling you to sleep? 12 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 (edited) Well shit her daughter looks like “ angry lesbian feminist #3” from central casting Edited February 6, 2023 by sainte-chapelle 1 10 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Yeah, the rest of your life, or three months, whatever comes first. 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: Is it called narcolepsy when you realize that the show is lulling you to sleep? I wouldn't say "lulling". Bludgeoning, maybe. 11 Link to comment
SunnyBeBe February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Omg, I haven’t seen a garment bag in years! 3 Link to comment
CrazyInAlabama February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 (edited) Kris and Jeymi looks like a train wreck, with tons of red flags already. Remember Haleyville is just a hop, skip and a jump from Booger Tree, AL. Gabrielis so nice, and I wonder how Isabel's family will react to him. So, Isabel is the Ximena for this season? Columbian, two kids, and I'm hoping not a hit man for an ex. Edited February 6, 2023 by CrazyInAlabama 4 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Gabe’s mother and sister are doppelgängers. 1 Link to comment
magemaud February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Kris, they have these handy contraptions at the airport called LUGGAGE CARTS. 1 8 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Gabriel has some nice teeth. 2 1 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Columbia is popular this season. Very espicey 1 1 9 Link to comment
Suzywriter February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Just now, CrazyInAlabama said: Kris and Jeymi looks like a train wreck, with tons of red flags already. Gabrielis so nice, and I wonder how Isabel's family will react to him. HA! Jinx! 1 Link to comment
mmecorday February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Quote I just can’t take this woman’s Minnie Pearl accent. How-DEEEE! 6 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 I love that Kris' daughter saw her off while wearing shirt that says "Breaking News: No One Cares". 9 Link to comment
Doublemint February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said: Oh, heck, I haven't gotten this adult life thing right yet. Please don't hate me. This is the love boat - no one is hated here! Of course if you have a great story we're all non-judgemental ears, just sayin. 4 1 Link to comment
Gobi February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 "Did you buy underwear from Gabriel, or are you just happy to see me?" 3 10 1 Link to comment
Suzywriter February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Just now, mmecorday said: How-DEEEE! Where is the price tag on the hat? 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Just now, mmecorday said: How-DEEEE! Just reminded me of the hat with the price tag. 3 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 What is with the Vanilla Ice eyebrow? Is that back in fashion? 4 Link to comment
Suzywriter February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Pack the sewing machines, Gabriel! That's my man right there! Use bubble wrap! That serger is big money. <sewing machine hoarder right here> 3 4 Link to comment
greekmom February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Carmen already has a sewing machine. Why would Gabe need to bring his own? 1 1 Link to comment
Mr. Miner February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 I’m waiting for my eccentric gringo to arrive. 4 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 So another child looking for another parent 2 1 Link to comment
Emmeline February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said: Her son needs to lose the beard…he looks like an evil Amish out of a horror film He reminds me of the character Hans Klopek in the Burbs. 2 Link to comment
magemaud February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 (edited) 4 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said: Omg, I haven’t seen a garment bag in years! All she needs now is an American Tourister Traincase. I sold mine on eBay. Edited February 6, 2023 by magemaud 4 2 2 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 I am SO torn on Gabe. I mean, I want to like him, but then again, TLC has a track record… 5 3 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 This woman is a walking self esteem issue. At least she won’t get pregnant this time. 3 2 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Cue up the sassy friend with no filter! 2 1 1 Link to comment
Suzywriter February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Just now, greekmom said: Carmen already has a sewing machine. Why would Gabe need to bring his own? Oh @greekmom, one cannot count on anyone to have the right sewing machine, with the right features and settings, set up correctly and maintained. This stuff is very, very personal. I just left the two downstairs to come upstairs and use the one here in the tv room so I can sew and snark at the same time. 4 2 1 4 Link to comment
greekmom February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Wonder if the kids know that Gabe is trans. 2 Link to comment
Doublemint February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 7 minutes ago, Suzywriter said: Minnie Pearl didn't even have that accent for real! She was highly educated and intellegent. 3 2 Link to comment
charmed1 February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 A narcoleptic who has never been out of the U.S. is moving to a country where she doesn’t speak the language to marry a possible scammer. I see no red flags here. 3 8 Link to comment
tvrox February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 1 hour ago, magemaud said: Don't forget to RSVP the Snark Party tonight and say what snack you're bringing to share I have some bubble tea. 2 3 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: Cue up the sassy friend with no filter! And opinionated 1 2 Link to comment
bref February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Something is very wrong here. I like this woman. 2 2 2 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: What is she sacrificing? Did she even have a car? Easy access to meth? 7 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 I hope these two crazy kids can make a go of it. 2 4 Link to comment
Suzywriter February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 3 minutes ago, magemaud said: All she needs now is an American Tourister Traincase. I sold mine on eBay. I'm swooning with desire!! 2 minutes ago, Doublemint said: She was highly educated and intellegent. And wealthy before show business! 3 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Carmen and her daughter = Lorelei and Rory 2 1 1 4 Link to comment
kacesq February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: Cue up the sassy friend with no filter! My mom’s BFF has recently started “dating” online…I told her she must fill the role of sassy friend if called upon… 8 Link to comment
magemaud February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said: Pack the sewing machines, Gabriel! We saw Nicole’s sewing machine, too. It must be a theme tonight 1 2 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 So Gabe didn’t tell her till she saw his Instagram? 2 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 Just now, Suzywriter said: I'm swooning with desire!! I'm now picturing you in a neat suit, with a hat and white gloves and a pair of spectator pumps. Like Rosalind Russell. Running for a train with your neat little train case in hand. 2 1 2 3 Link to comment
charmed1 February 6, 2023 Share February 6, 2023 3 minutes ago, magemaud said: All she needs now is an American Tourister Traincase. I sold mine on eBay. My mom had an orange one just like this. I can “hear” the snaps on it. 2 3 Link to comment
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