90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Suzywriter]

Just now, magemaud said:

I just can’t take this woman’s Minnie Pearl accent. 

Minnie Pearl didn't even have that accent for real!

[greekmom]

Continuity issue.

Kris was wearing knitted arm bands in one shot then nothing in next shot then arm bands again.

[CSunshine76]

I’ve never left small town Alabama, so I will move to Colombia and marry a girl I’ve never met! I mean, what could possibly go wrong? 
 

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I predict she won’t be showing any hair in Egypt… 🧕🏻

She was already bitching about that in the previews. 

[Hotel Snarker]

First trip out of the country ever. This is fine.

[Suzywriter]

Is 'Dayne' named after Taylor Dayne like Jovi is surely a knock-off Bon Jovi?

[Pepper Mostly]

Sequined mask, of course. 

What is she sacrificing? Did she even have a car?

[My Girls]

Never left the country, doesn't speak the language - what could go wrong??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is it called narcolepsy when you realize that the show is lulling you to sleep?

[sainte-chapelle]

Well shit her daughter looks like “ angry lesbian feminist #3” from central casting

Edited February 6, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

Yeah, the rest of your life, or three months, whatever comes first. 

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is it called narcolepsy when you realize that the show is lulling you to sleep?

I wouldn't say "lulling". Bludgeoning, maybe.

[SunnyBeBe]

Omg, I haven’t  seen a garment  bag in years!

[CrazyInAlabama]

Kris and Jeymi looks like a train wreck, with tons of red flags already.   Remember Haleyville is just a hop, skip and a jump from Booger Tree, AL. 

Gabrielis so nice, and I wonder how Isabel's family will react to him.     So, Isabel is the Ximena for this season? Columbian, two kids, and I'm hoping not a hit man for an ex. 

Edited February 6, 2023 by CrazyInAlabama

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gabe’s mother and sister are doppelgängers.

[magemaud]

Kris, they have these handy contraptions at the airport called LUGGAGE CARTS. 

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Gabriel has some nice teeth. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Columbia is popular this season. Very espicey 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

Kris and Jeymi looks like a train wreck, with tons of red flags already.   

Gabrielis so nice, and I wonder how Isabel's family will react to him.   

HA! Jinx!

[mmecorday]

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I just can’t take this woman’s Minnie Pearl accent. 

How-DEEEE!

[Hotel Snarker]

I love that Kris' daughter saw her off while wearing shirt that says "Breaking News: No One Cares".

[Suzywriter]

Just now, mmecorday said:

How-DEEEE!

Where is the price tag on the hat? 

[Gobi]

"Did you buy underwear from Gabriel, or are you just happy to see me?"

[Doublemint]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Oh, heck, I haven't gotten this adult life thing right yet. Please don't hate me. 

This is the love boat - no one is hated here!  Of course if you have a great story we're all non-judgemental ears, just sayin.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, mmecorday said:

How-DEEEE!

Just reminded me of the hat with the price tag.

[sainte-chapelle]

What is with the Vanilla Ice eyebrow? Is that back in fashion?

[Suzywriter]

Pack the sewing machines, Gabriel! That's my man right there!

Use bubble wrap! That serger is big money.

<sewing machine hoarder right here> 

 

[greekmom]

Carmen already has a sewing machine.

Why would Gabe need to bring his own?

[Mr. Miner]

I’m waiting for my eccentric gringo to arrive.

[Angry Moldovan]

So another child looking for another parent

[Emmeline]

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Her son needs to lose the beard…he looks like an evil Amish out of a horror film

He reminds me of the character Hans Klopek in the Burbs.

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Omg, I haven’t  seen a garment  bag in years!

All she needs now is an American Tourister Traincase. I sold mine on eBay. 

Edited February 6, 2023 by magemaud

[Hotel Snarker]

I am SO torn on Gabe. I mean, I want to like him, but then again, TLC has a track record…

[sainte-chapelle]

This woman is a walking self esteem issue. At least she won’t get pregnant this time.

[Pepper Mostly]

Cue up the sassy friend with no filter!

[Suzywriter]

Just now, greekmom said:

Carmen already has a sewing machine.

Why would Gabe need to bring his own?

Oh @greekmom, one cannot count on anyone to have the right sewing machine, with the right features and settings, set up correctly and maintained. This stuff is very, very personal. 

I just left the two downstairs to come upstairs  and use the one here in the tv room so I can sew and snark at the same time. 

[greekmom]

Wonder if the kids know that Gabe is trans.

[Doublemint]

7 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Minnie Pearl didn't even have that accent for real!

She was highly educated and intellegent.

[charmed1]

A narcoleptic who has never been out of the U.S. is moving to a country where she doesn’t speak the language to marry a possible scammer. I see no red flags here.

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, magemaud said:

Don't forget to RSVP the Snark Party tonight and say what snack you're bringing to share

I have some bubble tea. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Cue up the sassy friend with no filter!

And opinionated 

[bref]

Something is very wrong here. I like this woman. 

[Hotel Snarker]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What is she sacrificing? Did she even have a car?

Easy access to meth?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope these two crazy kids can make a go of it.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

All she needs now is an American Tourister Traincase. I sold mine on eBay. 

I'm swooning with desire!!

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

She was highly educated and intellegent.

And wealthy before show business!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Carmen and her daughter = Lorelei and Rory

[kacesq]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Cue up the sassy friend with no filter!

My mom’s BFF has recently started “dating” online…I told her she must fill the role of sassy friend if called upon…

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Pack the sewing machines, Gabriel! 

We saw Nicole’s sewing machine, too. It must be a theme tonight 

[Hotel Snarker]

So Gabe didn’t tell her till she saw his Instagram?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I'm swooning with desire!!

I'm now picturing you in a neat suit, with a hat and white gloves and a pair of spectator pumps. Like Rosalind Russell. Running for a train with your neat little train case in hand. 

[charmed1]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

All she needs now is an American Tourister Traincase. I sold mine on eBay. 

My mom had an orange one just like this. I can “hear” the snaps on it.