90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[For Cereals]

Just now, kacesq said:

Cold shoulders, Wiccan...she’s trying really hard to be interesting isn’t she?

Mom seems pretty no nonsense.  Surprised Ella is so immature.

[Mr. Miner]

Chinese Pole?

[Angry Moldovan]

Thank Xenu, it just came back 

[LEILANI2]

Okay now Sharps is just trolling us, this can't be for real.

[OneGuy]

Johnny prepping for sexy time.

[Toodleoo]

Just now, Emmeline said:

Aren’t they suppose to be dancing naked under a full moon around a fire in the woods?!?

NO NO NO MA’AM NO no they are not.

[EtheltoTillie]

Johnny’s fat friend making fun of Ella’s weight!  

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ella, you’re going to need a lot more than witchcraft. 

A cauldron big enough for Johnny to fit in.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, CSunshine76 said:

What the devil is this foolishness?! 

More shit to waste her money on.

[endure]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Look at her feet! SHE'S WEARING SCUFFS! 

I am so fucking dead. For real. 

BGKim is going full metal Darcey here. Let's see her pound a few drinks, light a cigarette and start to cry. 

Her feet are swollen ~ was scuffs or barefoot!

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I can’t snark on Wiccans.,..my BFF is Wiccan and she made me charms and did some spells/chants after my dad died. I honestly found it very comforting and soothing.

But we can still snark on Ella and her stupidity?!?! Right?

[kacesq]

She’s more than a little bit, Johnny.

[Armchair Critic]

Johnny may need a body condom to get with Miss Big a Little Bit

[Hotel Snarker]

I really, really hope Johnny wears that hazmat suit all the way to Idaho. The first meeting scene would be so magical.

[TazDevil]

Oh this is a doctor he's consulting?  In all the previews I thought he was talking to his mom about how big Ella is and how she likes desserts.

[Straycat80]

Wait…how is Johnny coming to the US when at the time this was filmed our borders were closed to international travel? Right? 

[Bees52]

You have GOT to be kidding, Ella. She's Wicccan too?

And Johnny is auditioning for the reboot of the movie, "Boy in the Plastic Bubble", only  now it's a hazmat suit....

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Johnny prepping for sexy time.

Full body condom with face mask...eww.

[SunnyBeBe]

I like the covid traveling suit.  The best thing I’ve seen on aTLC in awhile. Lol Don’t f it up up. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Looks like a pretty straightforward European tradition from where I'm sitting. 

Except she was casting the circle from east to west and north to south, which is a crosshatch, not a circle. These dopes read the first chapter of To Ride a Silver Broomstick and called it an initiation.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

This dumbass has no idea how to cast a circle. 

"We're going to need a bigger spell circle!"

[greekmom]

I don't understand how these ppl don't understand, it's not just what you eat but the amount of exercise you get.

Of course ppl in China are smaller. They probably walk more.

[Suzywriter]

Johnny seems kind. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is TLC preparing us for a 600Lb. Life crossover? 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Well, a little primer on Wiccan.  The Learning Channel.

Not for nothing, but one more our Ella manages to be insulting. She's "dabbled" in Wicca since college? Imagine if she said she'd "dabbled" in Episcopalianism, or Judaism. Its a religion that people take seriously. She is awful. 

[Eldemarge]

I love that he's going to America on a mission to get his girlfriend to lose weight.  Like right off the plane lol.  This should go over well.

[Andi27]

Is customs going to let him bring all of that flora and fauna into the US?

[mmecorday]

This guy is just begging for a full body cavity search at customs, isn't he?

[Toodleoo]

Oh someone please show him Die Hard ASAP

[Straycat80]

What’s he going to do, slip magic weight loading herbs into her food? 

[seasons]

Uh oh.

Chinese goofballs.

[Hotel Snarker]

Oof, not Johnny boy equating weight to beauty.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

But we can still snark on Ella and her stupidity?!?! Right?

Of course! I don’t think she is the real deal. She seems to like to stick her toe in many ponds….larping, Wicca etc just to be “ different”

Edited January 3, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[RichiesOlderBro]

4 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Has he never heard of a 2 week vacation.

Not sure they get those. 
 

996 is the rule.  9am to 9pm, 6 days a week. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Not for nothing, but one more our Ella manages to be insulting. She's "dabbled" in Wicca since college? Imagine if she said she'd "dabbled" in Episcopalianism, or Judaism. Its a religion that people take seriously. She is awful. 

This! Thank you

[Doublemint]

He hasn't met her, but he's got her on a died.   Doctor says it's "obesity from eating too much" (no shit Sherlock).

[Toodleoo]

Awwww, Sparkle Johnny.

[peaceknit]

Yee haw!!

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Wait…how is Johnny coming to the US when at the time this was filmed our borders were closed to international travel? Right? 

Spoiler

i dont think he makes it.

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Full body condom with face mask...eww.

LOL. Where is trackdawg with their visuals?

His fat relative/friend is really the pot calling the kettle black.

 

[Hotel Snarker]

A Chinese redneck cowboy. Man, this season is TRASH.

[Auntie Anxiety]

When they use the phrase “eating healthy” they really mean “You’re too fat.” We really don’t need the euphemisms.

[CrazyInAlabama]

6 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

Aren’t they suppose to be dancing naked under a full moon around a fire in the woods?!?

If someone at TLC even thought about this idea, it would have happened.  Complete with blurred out naughty bits.    

Johnny looks older on the show tonight, than he does on the computer.    So, I guess he uses filters or something?   He's 35?  Looks older. 

Edited January 3, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[RichiesOlderBro]

3 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Wait…how is Johnny coming to the US when at the time this was filmed our borders were closed to international travel? Right? 

I doubt he makes it. 

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I really, really hope Johnny wears that hazmat suit all the way to Idaho. The first meeting scene would be so magical.

She does like her cosplay

[Hotel Snarker]

Apparently you can get fat in China.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Not for nothing, but one more our Ella manages to be insulting. She's "dabbled" in Wicca since college? Imagine if she said she'd "dabbled" in Episcopalianism, or Judaism. Its a religion that people take seriously. She is awful. 

Yeah, I was getting pretty insulted here. I just stopped dating someone who snarked "Don't cast a spell on me" and thought it was funny.  It was early on, and I wasn't feeling it...that comment made the decision easy, though.

[greekmom]

I wonder how the stigma is for divorced men in China.

Especially for someone who has a kid full time.

[Armchair Critic]

If Johnny thinks he can give her weight loss advice and hope she loses weight he can say buh bye right now. 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Not sure they get those. 
 

996 is the rule.  9am to 9pm, 6 days a week. 

YIKES! I'd be dead!

[Toodleoo]

Everyone on here looks 15 years older than they actually are.