90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[mmecorday]

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Right over the line in Fairfield County, CT.  Back when I had energy, we used to jump over the line from CT to Westchester at 1am when the CT bars closed to dance and drink for 2 more hours in NY.

I cannot believe there was a time in my life when the 1 a.m. bar closing was considered the shank of the evening. If I'm not home by 8 p.m. now I get cranky.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike is an easy mark for a grifter like Ximena  on ColombianCons.com.

[Gobi]

Ooh, I hope that isn't an adult toy store!

[tvrox]

He's a virgin, and she has two kids? This is not going to work. 

[Suzywriter]

Best friend's wife is adorable. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Mike seems so sweet.

[LennieBriscoe]

Mikey! He's  really Ernst Stavro Blofeld (Donald Pleasence)! 

https://images.app.goo.gl/rUx5iC2nDUWUGo5n9

Edited December 20, 2021 by LennieBriscoe

[rideashire]

When he said the toy store I thought he meant the sex shop and I was like....dammit mike, you got me, I thought you were okay and now this.

[Straycat80]

That’s some hickey on Mikes friend neck, oh wait that’s a tattoo I think.

And now we know what Ximena sees in Mike, money, money, money. 

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Mike's friends watch Love After Lockup, they know how the con works.

They look like they've auditioned for it. Check out the neck tattoos.

[OneGuy]

Mike's already thinking about his role as a stepfather.  Ugh.

[TazDevil]

Oh thank God he meant toys for children.  When he said he wanted to shop for "toys" my mind went to where this show normally takes us for "toys"....

[greekmom]

Shocked he didn't buy any lego for the kids.

[Armchair Critic]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Wonder if Caleb asked Alina if she had special requirements about any hotel - and especially one with a working elevator.

When I traveled in Russia outside Moscow the accomodations were lacking (I was prepared for it) so having no elevator may not be so uncommon.

Edited December 20, 2021 by Armchair Critic

[endure]

8 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Not that I am giving Caleb a pass but did Alina specifically tell Caleb that the hotel has to have an elevator? 

Asking.

Totally agree I have MS I would never rely on anyone to else to cover my specific needs!

[LEILANI2]

If they're so worried about him spending money why didn't they just go to Walmart or Target for toys instead of a small one that probably costs more for everything.

Edited December 20, 2021 by LEILANI2

[kacesq]

And right on time the kids obligatory “tell complete stranger” what you’re doing scene...

[Pepper Mostly]

Toy store lady's a treasure. She needs to be on every season. 

[mmecorday]

I like the cashier at the toy shop. "If it doesn't work out, I hope he gets a good cup of coffee."

[Andi27]

Love made her own bifocals sales lady. "If it doesn't work out, he'll get a good cup of coffee anyhow."

 

[Trackdawg]

4 minutes ago, greekmom said:

exactly. What if she needed the restroom in the airport?

[sainte-chapelle]

The store clerk cracks me up

[GrammyPammy]

Toy store Cashier Lady is comedy gold, Jerry, gold!

[Toodleoo]

9 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

I’m wondering if Turkey has no laws about making buildings accessible to disabled people like here in the US? 

I’m struggling to find laws about accessibility but found this and thought it was cool:

”Disability and Labour Law

In Turkey, the rights of people with disabilities are legally protected: the government guarantees equal educational and employment opportunities, and four percent of civil servants have to be people with a disability.

In the private sector where a company has 50 employees, three percent of those employees must be people with a disability.”

Edited December 20, 2021 by Toodleoo

[Suzywriter]

What the heck is going on with that clerk???

[greekmom]

So Minion Mike is bankrolling Xiemeia?

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Best friend's wife is adorable. 

Soooooo pretty!  Do I need to buy some big hoops now?  Maybe I do.

[CrazyInAlabama]

So now we have the true story for Mike, his girlfriend really isn't, and she's using him to get the two kids here.     Texting someone for a year isn't a relationship.     His friend with the lip tattoo on his neck is right. 

[Hotel Snarker]

The store employees are the real GOATs this season.

[Trackdawg]

29 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Ok, I'm scared now.

[Frozendiva]

No, Mike, you have no idea if the relationship is real.

[magemaud]

14 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So does Alina bring her own WiFi hot spot with her wherever she goes? 

that gives new meaning to the term "hotspot" 

[LEILANI2]

The friend with the ugly lipstick tattoo on his neck is really not the guy to be out giving advice.

[Toodleoo]

“This is like the nuclear air horn blowing across the country”

BAHAHHAHA I love this friend

 

[sainte-chapelle]

That neck tattoo is tragic. They seem to have nothing in common and this dude is his friend?

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

If they're so worried about him spending money why didn't they just go to Walmart or Target for toys instead of a small one that probably costs more for everything.

Buy local, plus free publicity for a small business. Win win! 
Far better to spend the money on a local business than to pay Ximena's rent. 

[hookedontv]

6 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Right over the line in Fairfield County, CT.  Back when I had energy, we used to jump over the line from CT to Westchester at 1am when the CT bars closed to dance and drink for 2 more hours in NY.

Same here! Port Chester was my friend at 2am. I’m still in Fairfield County! 

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Soooooo pretty!  Do I need to buy some big hoops now?  Maybe I do.

Last week's lesson: The bigger the hoops, the bigger the 'ho.

[Suzywriter]

I really like Tattoo Neck and his gorgeous wife. They are true friends. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

That neck tattoo is tragic. They seem to have nothing in common and this dude is his friend?

I think he’s the sound guy that they had to rope in as a ‘friend’

[Suzywriter]

Gino is impaired. There is no way around this. 

[hookedontv]

I just saw part of the ad for Darcey and Stacey, I don’t watch the show but have seen your comments. Darcey is morphing into Lil Kim. 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

that gives new meaning to the term "hotspot" 

I wonder if there is an actual location on my pussy that has Wi-Fi? If so, where?

[CrazyInAlabama]

My guess is the small store wants the publicity, and will close down for filming.   The big stores won't do that, and probably won't let them film and disrupt everything.   

I was at the big "W" today, and even though it wasn't crowded, I wouldn't have been happy about having to detour around some idiots with a camera.  Actually, I probably would be so steamed at having someone block my path, I would 'accidentally' whack them with my cart a few times. 

Edited December 20, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[tvrox]

36 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Mental Health & Human Services major
Behavioral Health minor. 
I'll finish at the same time, but will have 3 fewer classes to do/pay for.  

3 fewer classes to pay for is a good thing! I say forget about the minor. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

I wonder if there is an actual location on my pussy that has Wi-Fi? If so, where?

I’m changing my wifi network to pussy wi fi, get the neighbors talking

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Do I need to buy some big hoops now?  Maybe I do.

And this is why I have problems with getting rid of things because I loved the big hoops back in the day.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I wonder if there is an actual location on my pussy that has Wi-Fi? If so, where?

It's next to the G spot, on the left.

[Doublemint]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

My guess is the small store wants the publicity, and will close down for filming.   The big stores won't do that, and probably won't let them film and disrupt everything.   

Yes to this.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

Same here! Port Chester was my friend at 2am. I’m still in Fairfield County! 

Can’t tell you how many times I was at the theater in Port Chester for concerts in the late 60’s and early70’s. Grateful Dead and Santana a bunch of times. Can’t believe I was young once!