S11.E14: Lips Unsealed

[TexasGal]

I’d love to know how what Garcelle “did” to Erika is the same as what she’s “done” to Dorit.  Shut up Dorit.  You’re dumb.

[RealHousewife]

Crystal's dress is so cute. 

[Keywestclubkid]

What did I just watch?? that was a total gaslighinting thing Dorit just did there .. she took one thing and twisted it into another ... what the actual fuck lol 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Um, no. I don't necessarily disagree with Dorit that sometimes Garcelle pokes a bit (though I also think she makes her feelings towards someone pretty clear) but that's NOT what happened with Erika. I think Garcelle genuinely didn't expect Erika to stomp off in high dudgeon because she didn't realize this was supposed to be some big secret - especially because Erika said it ON CAMERA.  Garcelle flat out saying "Erika said Tom calls her" isn't "poking," Dorit.

[RealHousewife]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

What is this, the Kyle-Over-Reaction-Face episode?

Kyle gives the funniest reactions. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Well we knew Dorit needed some kind of fight to stay relevant this season LOL 

[Julyolo]

I think Garcelle is coming to the realization that she's too good for this group because she refuses to be purposefully obtuse.

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[Keywestclubkid]

Lets see who follows her out 

[JD5166]

Poor Crystal is so sweaty....and Erika forgot her mutherfucking pills today. 

[chick binewski]

I really need someone to point out to Dorit how everyone loathed her until she became useful in ousting LVP.

Dorit & Erika are both deeply insincere and obnoxious and I have no idea how they've lasted this long on the show,

[eleanorofaquitaine]

I am not sure who is coming off as more unlikable, Erika or Dorit? Though I do really find Erika's efforts to claim the moral high ground hilarious. 

[bosawks]

Poking at the one who has the best read on the situation isn’t a great move, Erika.

[Julyolo]

Erica is a real sniper. In the middle of two other people's argument she snaps at Sutton.

[Keywestclubkid]

But not about Erika and Tom tho /... you just proved what a huge hypocrite you are RInna 

Rich ladies problems taking 4 days to plain a party LOL this is what I miss 

[sistermagpie]

Wow, Erika almost stole Dorit's moment with her attack on Sutton. But Sutton is no crybaby on this issue. When she told Sutton to go get another legal opinion I sort of wanted Sutton to make some snarky comment about which one of them needs or is already getting legal opinions. (If she'd implied Erika was working with Tom's lawyers it would have been nuclear!)

[Andi27]

TV trays with lace doilies!

[65mickey]

OMG Kyle and Kathy are eating on TV trays. I love it!

 

[Keywestclubkid]

She uses TV trays I LIVVVVVE 

[WaltersHair]

Sutton did the exact right thing-she laughed at that blunt attempt to anger her. Eirka, you're a hack.

[Straycat80]

Whoa, now Erika and Sutton are throwing down, I’d love to see a cat fight between these two. Erika would win tho, she’s vicious. 
The parties these women throw are really extravagant. 

[Primal Slayer]

How did we move on from Erika going off on Sutton so quickly? Everyone just acted like its another day in beverly hills. This is the issue with the cast since S6. Majority of them dont like to pop off when needed and just back down.

[RealHousewife]

What makes Dorit's fake accent, grifting, over-talking stupid ass more annoying is how damn smug she is. 

[chick binewski]

Notice that the only issues Kyle had with Kathy were when both she & Mauricio chose a buck over family. 

[FlyingEgret]

Sutton just found Erika's kryptonite - just laugh and watch her go ballistic 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Sutton needs to be prepared for Erika's attacks because they are just going to keep on coming.  But what she should keep saying to Erika is a version of what she said last week - "yes, I am concerned about MY reputation because what you and YOUR HUSBAND are accused of is pretty heinous. Sorry it bothers you that you may face some consequences for your actions, Erika." Okay, I may have added the last part. 

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[sistermagpie]

1 minute ago, chick binewski said:

Notice that the only issues Kyle had with Kathy were when both she & Mauricio chose a buck over family. 

I got the impression the Mauricio thing wasn't so much about family as Mauricio needing to stay in his place in the family, that place being subservient to Kathy's part? 

[FlyingEgret]

On a shallow note, I absolutely love Garcelle's sunglasses 

[hoodooznoodooz]

1 minute ago, FlyingEgret said:

Sutton just found Erika's kryptonite - just laugh and watch her go ballistic 

Can anyone post this? I can’t watch until this weekend. This sounds wonderful.

[Mr. Miner]

I’m proud to say I’ve hated fucking poser Dorit since her first episode. 🖕🏻

[RealHousewife]

Just now, Mr. Miner said:

I’m proud to say I’ve hated fucking poser Dorit since her first episode. 🖕🏻

I'm ashamed to say I used to like her. I guess it's easy to look good in this group. When you're not likable in a cast full of actual bullies (NOT Garcelle), it says a lot. 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

2 minutes ago, sistermagpie said:

I got the impression the Mauricio thing wasn't so much about family as Mauricio needing to stay in his place in the family, that place being subservient to Kathy's part? 

Yeah, that's my sense, too. 

Anyway, this conversation between Kathy and Kyle feels very real (in a good way). 

[chick binewski]

Kyle simply does not know how NOT to blame-shift. 

[bosawks]

4 minutes ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

Sutton needs to be prepared for Erika's attacks because they are just going to keep on coming.  But what she should keep saying to Erika is a version of what she said last week - "yes, I am concerned about MY reputation because what you and YOUR HUSBAND are accused of is pretty heinous. Sorry it bothers you that you may face some consequences for your actions, Erika." Okay, I may have added the last part. 

Sutton should hire Mikey and tell Erika’s it’s because she is going to the Broadway…..

[FlyingEgret]

3 minutes ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Can anyone post this? I can’t watch until this weekend. This sounds wonderful.

Wish I knew how 😥

[sistermagpie]

1 minute ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

Yeah, that's my sense, too. 

Anyway, this conversation between Kathy and Kyle feels very real (in a good way). 

I was surprisingly moved by Kathy crying!

[Keywestclubkid]

that seemed super real for a moment wow 

[nexxie]

HA! Big Kathy shows up.

[RealHousewife]

I don't get why Kyle was surprised Garcelle said fuck you after she was provoked by Dorit when she's said fuck you to Dorit multiple times.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

1 minute ago, sistermagpie said:

I was surprisingly moved by Kathy crying!

Weirdly, I think that because Kyle and the rest of the family basically grew up in show business, they don't get fazed by the cameras and therefore are actually far more authentic during these conversations. I mean, Kyle can be fake in other ways but whenever she is talking about the conflicts with Kathy or Kim, I get the sense she is being quite real. And yes, I think that Kathy regrets the rift in their relationship. 

[goofygirl]

53 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

DEAR GOD, the horror of vacuuming and wiping down the fridge. Get her a fainting couch tout sweet.

Winner!!! You win the internet tonight!!

50 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Are we suppose to feel sorry for Erika because she now has to vacuum her own house? 

YES.  TOTALLY. How dreadful to have to vacuum your own house!

[chick binewski]

12 minutes ago, sistermagpie said:

I got the impression the Mauricio thing wasn't so much about family as Mauricio needing to stay in his place in the family, that place being subservient to Kathy's part? 

I initially was a bit sympathetic to Mauricio and thought maybe he rightfully needed more freedom. But reading about the Agency over the past few years makes me think he might have taken what he could from Hilton then bailed to start his own shady business.

11 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

I’m proud to say I’ve hated fucking poser Dorit since her first episode. 🖕🏻

Because she's always been terrible. 

[RealHousewife]

10 minutes ago, sistermagpie said:

I was surprisingly moved by Kathy crying!

I'm always moved by crying unless it's someone who cries all the time. 

[goofygirl]

50 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I feel like I’m doing justice to the outfit. No Dorit no you’re not 

Dorito is a coat hangar.

[Keywestclubkid]

I will give it to Sutton for not breaking down into tears 

[RealHousewife]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I will give it to Sutton for not breaking down into tears 

Yup, and Erika IS a bully. 

[KenyaJ]

25 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Sutton did the exact right thing-she laughed at that blunt attempt to anger her. Eirka, you're a hack.

That was glorious. The exact perfect reaction.

[chick binewski]

4 minutes ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

Weirdly, I think that because Kyle and the rest of the family basically grew up in show business, they don't get fazed by the cameras and therefore are actually far more authentic during these conversations. I mean, Kyle can be fake in other ways but whenever she is talking about the conflicts with Kathy or Kim, I get the sense she is being quite real. And yes, I think that Kathy regrets the rift in their relationship. 

Granted, I don't trust Kyle - but I thought Kathy's tears were genuine but Kyle just kept "what about"-ing her sister. Kathy was telling Kyle WHY there was a rift and Kyle would not even acknowledge what Kathy was saying.

But I've also always felt Kyle's childhood was WAY different than Kathy's & Kim's. Kathy had a different father and a slew of step-siblings and I fear Kim went through far too much as a child actor. I think by the time Kyle came around Big Kathy's focus was elsewhere. (I also find it odd that these women never mention their dads.)

[sistermagpie]

1 minute ago, chick binewski said:

But I've also always felt Kyle's childhood was WAY different than Kathy's & Kim's. Kathy had a different father and a slew of step-siblings and I fear Kim went through far too much as a child actor. I think by the time Kyle came around Big Kathy's focus was elsewhere. (I also find it odd that these women never mention their dads.)

I think Kim and Kyle grew up basically together and were both child actors, with Kim just working more, though they all probably had pretty unique experiences given the different circumstances with all of them.

I do love the image of the girls all eating off TV tables. I can totally picture them in the 70s doing that.

[Ms Blue Jay]

Dorit's fucking stupid fake accent.

Erika asking Kyle and Rinna to sympathize with how hard her life is.  "Sutton's worried about HER reputation?  What about mine?"  Yeah, that's totally fair.  Because everything you did is Sutton's fault and not through your own doing you demented cow.

Lisa's haircut was probably good for one year maybe 1997 or whatever but then she just kept it.  It doesn't make any sense today.

I sound grumpy I think.  

[Boofish]

1 hour ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

Also, apparently Rinna's only storyline this season is her dresses that are in the garage?

In all fairness it's the most interesting thing about her