S11.E06: The Liberation of Erika Jayne

[French Fries]

Just now, Thumper said:

What did she say that was “alluding?”  I only heard something from a poster on this board, which had never occurred to me.  

 

She said ".....whatever you are doing in here."

[Thumper]

Just now, Mr. Miner said:

I dropped Tom off, he doddered his way into the firm. That’s the last time I saw him. 😢

Yeah, and it sounds a little like Sutton’s story.

Ericka: “I love you.” 
Serves him with divorce papers the next day.

Of course, we all know it’s a farce. 

[forevertwentynine]

1 minute ago, Thumper said:

What did she say that was “alluding?”  I only heard something from a poster on this board, which had never occurred to me.  

 

The video they just showed, she said "Oh, I don't know what you're doing in here..."  Um, she was naked... the way she said it was definitely *wink wink* what you doing to yourself in here all naked...

 

[forevertwentynine]

Well, now I want to know what type of THC oil they be talking about... they don't sell anything like that in Florida. LOL

[Thumper]

Oh dear, from a fellow Apple shape, Sutton, your dress is too snug.  I like it, but it’s pulling in too many places.

[French Fries]

Erika Jayne is channeling Cynthia from Rugrats...

[Keywestclubkid]

how much was she banging her 81 year old husband that 90 days would be something that would be a goal? 

[French Fries]

7 minutes ago, forevertwentynine said:

The video they just showed, she said "Oh, I don't know what you're doing in here..."  Um, she was naked... the way she said it was definitely *wink wink* what you doing to yourself in here all naked...

 

Exactly. 

[Hangin Out]

I’m glad it’s not my sofa Erika’s sitting on with no underwear.  WTF?

[eleanorofaquitaine]

This is probably the best acting job Erika has ever done.

Edited June 24, 2021 by eleanorofaquitaine

[janiema]

10 minutes ago, forevertwentynine said:

Right?!?!  Her make up and eye brows are just NO.  Heck, I haven't even worn make-up since COVID started, I love it. 
Oh WAIT - Maybe that's it... she has to buy the cheap make up now.  HAHAHAHAHAHA  Yes, I did just laugh at myself. :)

No Mikey to take care of her now.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Also, it isn't "defamatory" for Crystal to characterize her own feelings, Sutton. For God's sake.

[Keywestclubkid]

Sutton Let the Mouse GO!

 

[French Fries]

Just now, eleanorofaquitaine said:

Also, it isn't "defamatory" for Crystal to characterize her own feelings, Sutton. For God's sake.

Sutton is so fragile.

[JD5166]

1 minute ago, janiema said:

No Mikey to take care of her now.

He just reads “disappointment” right now, and not because they are scum...gravy train, crash straight ahead! 

[Keywestclubkid]

Sutton the perpetual victim UGH 

[Thumper]

Oh lord, Sutton, I thought you were done talking about it and you hugged.  WHY are you bringing up more things in front of the whole group??  You should have discussed this in your private conversation.

Fun activity at Chrystal’s house.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Those dumplings look good. 

[French Fries]

Making dumplings are special to Asians. I hope the women understand the importance of being invited to participate and don't make a mockery of it. 

Participate 

[Thumper]

No to dating yet, Ericka.

The idea of Rinna doing a makeup line for lips is hilarious! 😂😂😂

[Keywestclubkid]

And here she is again alluding to "Other Things" coming that they dont know about ... this playing dumb thing isn't gonna work for her when she basically is holding up big arrows saying I KNOW THINGS 

Edited June 24, 2021 by Keywestclubkid

[Straycat80]

I guess Erika should  start dating, maybe bag another rich guy to pay for all her upcoming lawyer fees. 

[French Fries]

I'm over to Family Karma. Let's go!!

Edited June 24, 2021 by French Fries

[goofygirl]

55 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

I don’t know WTF Kathy is talking about. And does she have hearing problems? She’s always saying ‘what’? 

She might! We KNOW she won't do anything about her bad eyesight!  Maybe she feels the same way about her hearing?

[Thumper]

Preview: ohhhhh stawwwwwp Chrystal and Sutton!  
And NO to Scott Disick giving Rinna a story line.  I’m sure she is secretly thrilled.

1 minute ago, French Fries said:

I'm over to Family Karma. Let's go!!

LOL.  I’m off to Milwaukee Bucks basketball!

[WaltersHair]

Does Erika have dirt on these ladies, because they are being extraordinarily  cordial. They have beaten the Sutton-Crystal 30 second encounter literally to death, but are giving Erika space on a sudden divorce announcement? Complete BS.

[Stats Queen]

Rinna made a dumpling!! Did she eat a dumpling?

Now I want dumplings.

[nexxie]

Late at night a big old house gets lonely
I guess every form of refuge has its price
And it breaks her heart to think her love is only
Given to a man with hands as cold as ice

 

There ain’t no way to hide your lyin’ eyes, Erika

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Stats Queen said:

Rinna made a dumpling!! Did she eat a dumpling?

Now I want dumplings.

She did it’s on film lol 

[Stats Queen]

Erika getting the kid gloves treatment from Dorito but Dorrit is laying into Sutton after but Sutton and Crystal told everyone they were done with the conversation.

[funnygirl]

These harpies (not Garcelle) couldn't STFU about Lucy Lucy Apple Juice and whatever Denise did or didn't do with Brandi, but they are so quick to grant Erika her pRivACy. 

Fucking hypocrites. 

[Hangin Out]

23 minutes ago, janiema said:

No Mikey to take care of her now.

Erika is naturally pretty.  Lately, what’s with the dark eyebrows, heavy makeup and big lips.?  Not a good look as she thinks.  Rinna too.  The makeup, lips, hair and screaming and screeching has to go.  She’s not amusing and never was.  She was actually eating the dumplings.  First time I saw her actually eating.  They looked like perogies you buy in the store frozen and fry up in butter.  These tho were home made.

[nexxie]

Loved Kyle making fun of Rinna’s dumpling lips.

[Hangin Out]

I like Garcelle the best.  I think she is honest and not a troublemaker.  I wish she was on N.Y.  She doesn’t seem full of herself.

7 minutes ago, funnygirl said:

These harpies (not Garcelle) couldn't STFU about Lucy Lucy Apple Juice and whatever Denise did or didn't do with Brandi, but they are so quick to grant Erika her pRivACy. 

Fucking hypocrites. 

For some reason, they all are afraid of her wrath.  I don’t know why.  Kiss asses.

[janiema]

2 minutes ago, Hangin Out said:

I like Garcelle the best.  I think she is honest and not a troublemaker.  I wish she was on N.Y.  She doesn’t seem full of herself.

I wish TPTB could make a trade: Garcelle to NY and Eboni to LA with each show to completely drop one HW (Rinna and Leah).

[RealHousewife]

12 minutes ago, funnygirl said:

These harpies (not Garcelle) couldn't STFU about Lucy Lucy Apple Juice and whatever Denise did or didn't do with Brandi, but they are so quick to grant Erika her pRivACy. 

Fucking hypocrites. 

They respect fear Erika too much. 

[sistermagpie]

That person just told Sutton her mamogram would not hurt. Is she lying, or do rich people get special mamograms that never hurt? Because in my experience they are torture.

[goofygirl]

22 minutes ago, funnygirl said:

These harpies (not Garcelle) couldn't STFU about Lucy Lucy Apple Juice and whatever Denise did or didn't do with Brandi, but they are so quick to grant Erika her pRivACy. 

Fucking hypocrites. 

It's exceptionally disgusting coming from Rinna and Kyle.

[Thumper]

5 minutes ago, sistermagpie said:

That person just told Sutton her mamogram would not hurt. Is she lying, or do rich people get special mamograms that never hurt? Because in my experience they are torture.

Yeah, they hurt but it’s for a short time. Not sure why the tech said that except to calm Sutton, who was overreacting. 
Worth it.

Edited June 24, 2021 by Thumper

[chewycandy]

I’m not sure how to feel about Sutton. She can be endearing but mostly her reactions and mannerisms are just too dramatic. Her saying in the next episode that she hasn’t seen a sense of humor in Crystal yet gets to the root of it I think. Crystal thought she was making fun of/shaming her but Sutton was trying to joke about walking in on her. Her jokes tend to miss the mark with this group. 

Did Erika get her vag high specifically for a dumpling making event? 

 

[Momager]

Say what you will about Kyle, but i do think she’s one of the most naturally funny housewives. I replayed her impression of Kathy a few times. Hilarious. 

[Feech]

Well they gave Sutton a mammogram.

I hope someone gives Erika a truth colonoscopy.

But what are the chances of that?

[Pondlass1]

Are they going to flog coat-gate to death? Geez 🙄

 

[Feech]

Does Kyle think she is Zorro?

[FlyingEgret]

I noticed that each slice of dessert at Sutton's had a lady's name on it; the camera zoomed in on Rinna's and Crystal's to show neither had touched theirs (the cake or the strawberries); I am thinking Rinna has competition in the non-eating arena...

[Thumper]

I didn’t catch the names, but noticed barely-touched desserts, and the desserts weren’t even that big. 😩

Edited June 24, 2021 by Thumper

[chlban]

50 minutes ago, sistermagpie said:

That person just told Sutton her mamogram would not hurt. Is she lying, or do rich people get special mamograms that never hurt? Because in my experience they are torture.

I had heard that from a lot of people so I was pleasantly surprised to find they don't . It's uncomfortable, but nothing major at all, so I thnk there is a wide range of opinions on that pain.

[sistermagpie]

1 minute ago, chlban said:

I had heard that from a lot of people so I was pleasantly surprised to find they don't . It's uncomfortable, but nothing major at all, so I thnk there is a wide range of opinions on that pain.

Oh I agree--it's quite possible that it won't hurt that much. (I always figured the size/shape of the breasts probably affected it etc.) It just seemed like a bad idea to confidentally tell somebody it wouldn't hurt before you knew that, particularly since Sutton doesn't seem like the stoic type!

[Julyolo]

Might need to buy a transcript of tonight's show. Need clarification as to whether Erica was saying she stepped into a "VOID" or she stepped into "AVOID".

[Bossa Nova]

2 hours ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

This is probably the best acting job Erika has ever done.

THIS. ^^^