S09.E14: Chrystal's Journey LIVE CHAT

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, Sile said:

I'm thinking (desperately hoping) that it's one of those exercise things (or exercize if it's Chrystal), that's supposed to tighten your neck and your jowls.  The ones I've seen go inside of your mouth like a tension bar, but I think the effect would be the same.

Strange,  . . . .I thought of a different use for it.

[7EasyPayments]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Maybe the tank top is a racer back and she has it on backwards??

Or an elephant harness ?

[Lillith]

Those girls worry me. Totally non reactive to anything. They both need hugs.  

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Is that chair 6 inches from the floor?  How is she going to hoist herself up from there?  Where are the firefighters? 

I was thinking the same thing!! Who got her up from the floor?

[dreadfulLeigh]

Omfg is been 2 hours of this shit. Obviously, no surgery. 
 

Dr Now: what help to change this time?

Her: I don’t know. 

Me: 🤔 🧐😒
 

 

[umgoblue]

Just now, Lillith said:

Those girls worry me. Totally non reactive to anything. They both need hugs.  

I think they both may have special needs.

[Hellga]

1 minute ago, AnnaBanana said:

She needs to lose the bare midriff tank tops.  Seriously.  I weigh a fraction of what she does and wouldn't be caught dead in something like that.

I wonder if they just get lifted by her girth...  she would need a maxi dress for it to hang low enough to cover that belly of hers.

[Sile]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

What was that movie with Bette Miller where she was kidnapped and locked in a basement and lost a ton of weight and got in shape. Can't remember. 

Ruthless People!!

Chrystal's body looks just the same, but you can kind of see her eyes through the folds on her face now.  

 

[poeticlicensed]

Chrystal is so self involved she doesn't see her kids have issues. 

[Floatingbison]

Another one for the L column.

Chrystal with an H, we'll see you on the other side in the Great Buckee's Truck Stop in the sky. 

[Lillith]

Just now, umgoblue said:

I think they both may have special needs.

I think you are right. And their mother seems to also to be honest. 

[Suzywriter]

The kids look more neglected in every scene. 

[Eldemarge]

If something could hoist those boobs up, I wonder if she could breathe better and get off oxygen??  Just my crazy theory.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

What was that movie with Bette Miller where she was kidnapped and locked in a basement and lost a ton of weight and got in shape. Can't remember. 

Was that "Down and Out in Beverly Hills"? 

[Twopper]

gee, I understand she has started to shower, but someone needs to tell her to wash her hair.   It looks like all the grease she has eaten over the years is oozing out of her scalp. 

[Hellga]

Hmm... we had several weeks of candidates who were nowhere near being candidates for surgery.  Now that's second in a row who took forever, but in the end managed to get approval for surgery.  Makes me wonder if they are making this season one that builds up to the surgery and we will see a couple of successes at the very end of the season?

[Sile]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Strange,  . . . .I thought of a different use for it.

I was really trying NOT to think of a different use...

I've now decided that it's to train for beer chugging contests.  Do NOT try to shatter my delusions!  It's for sagging jowls and chugging beer.  And just beer.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Concerned said:

Why don’t they give her a cabin in the woods with no food and now access and come back six months later to see how much she lost.

You know that she'd be out hunting like the WolfWoman

[charmed1]

What is that hanging in the middle of her shirt? A cell phone? The mic pack?

[Guest]

Park Time™️

[Eldemarge]

Good news, kids! You can push me around the park today!

[Concerned]

Walk in the park ending.

[OoogleEyes]

PARK!!!!

[sagittarius sue]

Now for the walk in the park scene.

[Hellga]

Obligatory walk in the park!  Or wheelchair ride through the park for Chrystal...

[dreadfulLeigh]

PARK WALK!! BINGO MOTHAFUCKAS!

[mmecorday]

Ooh, look! They're at a park! Who could have predicted such an ending???

[Drogo]

2 minutes ago, umgoblue said:

I think they both may have special needs.

They probably both have regular needs that have been ignored their entire lives. 

[Guest]

LOL did she just really say that it was her "kids' idea" to go to the park? Are her kids producers on this show?

[AnnaBanana]

1 minute ago, Hellga said:

Hmm... we had several weeks of candidates who were nowhere near being candidates for surgery.  Now that's second in a row who took forever, but in the end managed to get approval for surgery.  Makes me wonder if they are making this season one that builds up to the surgery and we will see a couple of successes at the very end of the season?

Hopefully.  I don't think I've seen a surgery yet this season.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

What is that hanging in the middle of her shirt? A cell phone? The mic pack?

Bras are really just modified purses

[umgoblue]

I wish that they would realize that not every kid (no matter what age...18year olds too) wants to go to a freakin park, for the love of all that is holy.

[babyhouseman]

Walk in the park. Short walk.

[Hellga]

Wow, I feel bad for her uncle!

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, umgoblue said:

I think they both may have special needs.

They "especially need" to have a mother who looks after them or at least gives them some decent clothes and health & beauty aids. A dollar store comb, some barrettes or ponytail holders, shampoo, conditioner, lotion and hair gel, for pete's sake! Under 10 bucks!

[mmecorday]

She's exercising by lifting her oxygen tank at least twice a day.

[ams1001]

9 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Exactly why I think a stylist is needed, no matter what the cost. It doesn't look like Ivoriana's plaits have been redone in a month, and Tatianna's style must have taken precise engineering to find exactly the most unflattering length ever.

Ivoriana's hair looked awesome in the beginning. I was kinda sad she braided it.

Poor uncle Ben's gonna get run over when she sits back one day.

Aren't they a little old for sidewalk chalk?

[poeticlicensed]

Yes. Park walk ending 

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Lillith said:

They both need hugs.  

According to All-Knowing Meri on “Sister Wives,” humans need four hugs a day in order to survive. I’m way behind on my quota 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I thought the uncle was going to fall over backward when she fell into the wheelchair. 

[dreadfulLeigh]

She walks like my toddler who just started walking. Now I can only see her as a giant toddler.  

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Was that "Down and Out in Beverly Hills"? 

Ruthless People!! I loved that movie!

[Pepper Mostly]

She's another one who won't give up the oxygen. 

Oh right. Her daughters wanted to go to the park. Sure they did. A couple of teenage girls didn't want to go to the mall? The arcade? The movies? 

[umgoblue]

Just now, Drogo said:

They probably both have regular needs that have been ignored their entire lives. 

You also can't ignore stench replacing oxygen and the anoxic hit their brains may have taken. 😞

[Hellga]

The way she (and most others) talk about weight loss surgery, is like they imagine Dr. Now will cut all the weight off their body, inside and out, and they will step off that table slim, trim and able to eat whatever they want in any amounts forevermore...

[AnnaBanana]

That's it?  They just end at 9 months???  I feel robbed.

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Ivoriana's hair looked awesome in the beginning. I was kinda sad she braided it.

Aren't they a little old for sidewalk chalk?

Yes to the hair!

I still use sidewalk chalk.

[mmecorday]

Night! Time to watch the gross toe show.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, umgoblue said:

I wish that they would realize that not every kid (no matter what age...18year olds too) wants to go to a freakin park, for the love of all that is holy.

The only time I ever wanted to go to a park was when I was a teen. Where we would drink.

[ams1001]

Can your next goal be to put some damn clothes on?

 

No Feet!!!! No Feet!!!!  Can't find my remote!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Good night, all!