S09.E04: Cindy's Story LIVE CHAT

[MelissaMinion]

“This is news to me...”. Uh, lady, you just finished saying you knew...

[7EasyPayments]

Can I get a 48oz (used to be a half gallon, the good ole dayz) melted ice cream and a straw ?

I mean I'M STARVING HERE, MAN !!!!

[PaTatertots]

Oh look, it's a Penny. 

[mmecorday]

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Who prescribes her medications? How does she get to the doctor's office?  How does she have blood work done? I don't get it.

This doesn't make sense to me either.

Oh, and now she's not wanting to go because she knows she's going to have to give up her addiction if she wants to get better.

[Angry Moldovan]

Denise doesn’t want to lose her pay check. Cindy get in the ambulance!

[LizzyB]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? "I can't go to my potentially life saving doctor's appointment, because I have to make some copies". Well, kudos to Cindy, she made an excuse that's not on the Bingo card.

This made me laugh so hard! 

[ams1001]

"I just took you a bath"?

Interesting phrasing...

[Chicklet]

"I need to do my  hair" now that's something nobody ever said here.

My god that hair.

[Pepper Mostly]

Cindy's a bitch. Period. Staring at her phone when the ambulance crew arrives. 

[Guest]

THIS BITCH.

[Hellga]

If she is this defensive about the basic things and doesn't want to go, her chances of success are right at zero.  Just let her be.  She won't succeed because she would have to make actual life changes and no way she would in this mind frame.  But I also get why her friend is pushing her, because Cindy will NEVER be ready.  There is always another excuse or ten.

[MsVixen]

There's only two people to help her get prepared????

[mmecorday]

Ewww, at first I thought she was putting mayonnaise in her hair.

[MelissaMinion]

Loving the ambulance guy. I feel his frustration.

[umgoblue]

It sounded like Sandy said (completely done with her shit)...

I'll take your shower! 😆

You know it's bad when the EMT is not dealing her crap.

Edited January 21, 2021 by umgoblue

[dreadfulLeigh]

I need a shower...

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I need to do my hair...

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sandy is so rude...

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hair...

[Eldemarge]

She's annoyed at her friend like her friend doesn't have her own life and shit to do!

[Guest]

Just now, Chicklet said:

"I need to do my  hair" now that's something nobody ever said here.

My god that hair.

Party in the back, Kojak homage up front.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

"I just took you a bath"?

Interesting phrasing...

Archimedes begs to differ.  She won't fit in a bath.

Edited January 21, 2021 by Floatingbison

[aliya]

Jebus H. Either go or have some more Twinkies, shut the heck up, and let Dr Now work on someone who cares about saving their own life.

[Chicklet]

She is committing passive suicide, that's all.

[spacefly]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Ewww, at first I thought she was putting mayonnaise in her hair.

Well if Creepy Ed thinks Mayo works then why not?

Edited January 21, 2021 by spacefly

[Splashes]

Well shes going to fail. Lets hope we get something funny out of this!

[PaTatertots]

This friend is the friend you want. Encouraging, blunt when she needs to be, pushing you to do what's best for you and everything else. And this bissh is just chilling in a towel like "Oh it's all so annoying. Meeeehhhh, nobody listens to meet. Ehhh I need a showeeerrrr."

Sorry Sandy, she doesn't have two shits to give. Go on home, darlin'. 

[dreadfulLeigh]

Omg her face 😧 WtF is that expression!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Ambulance guy's fucks to give are rapidly approaching zero. 

[mk828]

She is worse than Penny. So unlikeable. 

[Kid]

Sandy, walk away!!!   Go pick up some fast food for her and go home!!

[MelissaMinion]

“I guess I’m gonna go....” 

Yay. I am thrilled. This is my thrilled face. I don’t react well to toddler tantrums.

[ams1001]

Yeah, Sandy's the stubborn one.

[CrazyInAlabama]

I'm wondering if a cattle prod would get her out of that bed, and on that stretcher?     I'm willing to try that.   I feel so sorry for the guy from Windsor transport.      

The Windsor people could have hauled a lot of people in the time they've been sitting around waiting on Cindy to get on the freaking stretcher.  

Cindy just wants to be coddled, and persuaded, and be the center of attention, doesn't she? 

[mk828]

Hope those ambulance drivers are getting paid by the hour! 

[Floatingbison]

The fatties always want to have control. . . the same way they control the rate they dip fries into the ketchup.  

[ams1001]

"It makes me so mad"

...in the most monotone voice ever.

[Pepper Mostly]

Sandy needs to leave, delete Cindy's number, block her on all social media, and move on with her life. Someone will find Cindy's decomposing body in her shitty apartment soon enough. 

[ShortyMac]

"I wanna do it my way!!!!!!!!!!"

[Hellga]

Just now, mk828 said:

She is worse than Penny. So unlikeable. 

I am just waiting on how many of her failures will make Sandy give up. 

[sagittarius sue]

3 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

"I need to do my  hair" now that's something nobody ever said here.

My god that hair.

It looked like she was using hand lotion on it.

[MelissaMinion]

Clothing!!!

[dreadfulLeigh]

Omfg “I wanted to go the whole time...but I’m a petty fucking child and had to be a little bitch and fuck around with everyone’s time and sandy and it’s a conspiracy because I ain’t seen this bed! Wahhhhhh

[Guest]

Just now, mk828 said:

She is worse than Penny. So unlikeable. 

I gotta hand it to Penny though -- she was despicable but at least she was INTERESTING.

[LizzyB]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Ewww, at first I thought she was putting mayonnaise in her hair.

Where my 90-day peeps at? BIG ED.

 

[Chicklet]

Need more men. Now they all need back surgery.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Its not my fault if it doesn't go well". So, Cindy is already setting herself up for failure. 

[Kid]

She is already blaming Sandy that it's not going to work.

[PaTatertots]

As much of "the asshole, no filter" friend that I am, I want to be friends with Sandy. She seems like a great lady. 

[Floatingbison]

I don't ask for much, but please please please let her try to talk the ambulance crew into hitting (a) Waffle House, (b), Whattaburger, or (c) Wendys.

[Twopper]

Good grief!  I thought by the time she finally decided to go, the ambulance would have left.   I can't believe it waited while she showered.

I am not liking this woman, not at all.  With that attitude, she will never succeed.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Hellga said:

I am just waiting on how many of her failures will make Sandy give up. 

The kicker is that she'll blame her failures on Sandy!  

[umgoblue]

I really want to continue to hang out with y'all, but Cindy is making it incredibly difficult.

I resent Cindy and her boring ass drama, making me consider abandoning this episode, and leaving y'all.

The struggle is real!