S12.E14: Remember Your Blue Stone Manners

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, Silver Bells said:

Join me .. I’m watching “Married at First Sight”.

Australia? I’m taping it to watch later. 
 

what is it with these women and bodily functions? Peeing on a prince, ugh! 

[Keywestclubkid]

Did she just pull a turd out and put it in the trash? 

[Kiki777]

32 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Dorinda you look a fucking fool drunk in that dress 

She looks like the mother of a Solid Gold dancer!  (Sorry I cant stop quoting The Golden Girls)

[Thumper]

9 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Dorinda is like a spouse that Mentally beats you... she attacks you makes you feel like shit then goes over board with you the next day like nothing happened with the niceness 

Yes!

[LibertarianSlut]

I would say Luann fell a long way from The Countess, laughing at young ladies who cut their chicken all at once rather than bite by bite, to dressing Sonja down through a giant mouthful of Chinese food, but she’s always sort of been a pig, just more of a covert pig.  

I don’t think Luann is acting.  She never used her body in an aggressive way, looming over women who are sitting at a table, she would never bring her problems to Len, who is, after all, the help.  I don’t think Luann, unlike Leah, would purposely stoop that low.  Luann, Sonja, Ramona and Dorinda were all very, very drunk when this episode opened.  The only thing that might have been exaggerated was the crying because Luann was feeling so sorry for herself.

I don’t care if Dorinda brings up the mugshot to Luann again.  It shut her up, didn’t it?  She never showed proper remorse for that stunt she pulled with kicking the police officer, and she was acting in that moment like someone who would do it again.  The irony that Dorinda is just as bad isn’t lost on me, but Luann needed to be taken down several pegs, and I’m not sure I care who finally did it.  Bringing up Jovanni was vintage.  I enjoyed it.

Leah to Luann:  “Let’s go to a pub.”  Worst idea ever.  Having said that, why weren’t cameras there?!?!?

It’s not a vacation if Sonja doesn’t fall down or try to sexually assault someone.  There is something so wrong with her.  If she wants to get paid, she should negotiate a job that pays her a wage with which she’s pleased.  Luann is extremely cheap, so I originally thought she should just pay the bitch, but that’s not how the market works, and I was blinded for my disdain for Luann.  My opinion is that someone (crowdfunding maybe) should pay Sonja to stay off the stage. 

Dorinda and Luann were such drunken fools that I think it was good that they just made up.  Luann’s not going to let this go though.  She is incapable of letting things go, unless it’s Tom banging another woman, and then she doesn’t have a care in the world.  

I have less patience for Luann’s drunkenness than Dorinda’s.  When we have to do a two-season arc about Dorinda’s sobriety with AA meetings and her bullshit and her triggers and her disinvites and how she deserves the best room at the manor because of her sobriety when she is lying!!!, I’ll give her a harder time.  

[tranquilidade]

They all throw around that love thing a lot. I don't know if they know what real love is.  I wouldn't want anyone to love me that way!  They need one another, that is not the same thing.

[Hangin Out]

3 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Australia? I’m taping it to watch later. 
 

what is it with these women and bodily functions? Peeing on a prince, ugh! 

Yes .. Very interesting tonight.  So tired of Dorinda and her making it nice shit.

[Keywestclubkid]

Mmmmm lamb 

[tranquilidade]

How do they recover from all that drinking?  No one is hungover?  How can that be possible?

[Keywestclubkid]

I throw myself at men who will give me any kind of attention basically... good god 

[Axie]

A few years ago Ramona ruined the paint in the room she was staying in and now it’s the turd seen around the world.  I’d stop inviting her, Dorinda.

There are people I have known for decades and I know less about their bathroom habits than I do about these women.

[Rhetorica]

Oh ugh, Heather...

[Thumper]

Heather is Dorinda’s friend?????!!!!  Whaaaat?   After the way Dor treated her?

[Straycat80]

Heather, the yummy tummy or whatever lady. I hope the one with the fake leg doesn’t show up (can’t remember her name), I didn’t like her. 

[pieinmyeye]

1 minute ago, tranquilidade said:

How do they recover from all that drinking?  No one is hungover?  How can that be possible?

That’s what I want to know. I would have a skull cracking headache that would not be helped by the profuse vomiting I would be doing.

[65mickey]

I wonder if Dorinda will behave with her sister there. 

[Steph J]

4 minutes ago, tranquilidade said:

How do they recover from all that drinking?  No one is hungover?  How can that be possible?

They're in a constant state of "maintaining."  Can't be hungover if you never finished drinking.

[Suckeredin]

They are in Massachusetts, I’d like to see them hit up a dispensary....

[tranquilidade]

Oh my heavens, Leah!  I'm speechless. 

[Keywestclubkid]

That’s why you don’t have anyone cause you think your above everyone .. who wants that? No one you ain’t shit Ramona stop it .. you’re a fuck at this point a old tired fuck that is letting any man dick you ... 

Edited July 17, 2020 by Keywestclubkid

[Straycat80]

We are getting two drunk fest dinners this episode, lucky us. 🙄

[Mindthinkr]

3 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Heather, the yummy tummy or whatever lady. I hope the one with the fake leg doesn’t show up (can’t remember her name), I didn’t like her. 

Aviva, I think was her name. Aviva Dresher. 

[tranquilidade]

There is good reason Ramona is alone.  

[65mickey]

I looked away for a couple of minutes. Where did these men come from? I suspect Lu and Sonja will b fighting for their attention like a couple of 16 year old girls.

[SuprSuprElevated]

Won't Mario be thrilled when he sees Ramona referring to his small penis, and the fact that she made 10x his income.  That one percenter is a real pip isn't she?

[Thumper]

I have seen Colin Cowie elsewhere.  Sort of surprised to see him on RH.  He has an “elegant” reputation.  The meal looked so good!

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, tranquilidade said:

There is good reason Ramona is alone.  

She’s fucking desperate she trolls bars and does 2am booty calls men don’t want to date her cause she’s obnoxious... they fuck her a couple times and move on. 

[dosodog]

5 minutes ago, Suckeredin said:

They are in Massachusetts, I’d like to see them hit up a dispensary....

I have always wanted to see at least one of the Howife franchises go to a dispensary. 

Preferably one of the ones where the wives dont eat ... 

The breathalyzers are cracking me up.

Edited July 17, 2020 by dosodog

[SuprSuprElevated]

Yes Dorinda, Leah has a lot more "hoopspa".  I'm forced to believe that Richard was attracted to her um, technique.  Suck the chrome off a trailer hitch I'm betting.

[RedDelicious]

Ramona has SUCH a case on herself!! She has two residences but she can’t fix a toilet? I could have replaced the toilet in the time she spent trying to get rid of her little evil turdlet.

[SuprSuprElevated]

1 minute ago, dosodog said:

I have always wanted to see at least one of the Howife franchises go to a dispensary. 

Preferably one of the ones where the wives dont eat ... 

The BH'ers went to one in Amsterdam I think.

[Thumper]

Leah looks so pretty in her outfit.  Then holler, “I’m the only one who has a period!”

Oh sure, Dor, 100 years ago you waitressed  there.

Edited July 17, 2020 by Thumper

[pieinmyeye]

Ramona has an entree??

[Ms Blue Jay]

43 minutes ago, Thumper said:

Yeah, I did wonder about that! 😁

Oh good lordt, I don’t know how those faces got in there!  Sorry!  😩😂😩😂😂😂

This is making me hysterical I'm sorry!

[Straycat80]

Oh that’s rich, Leah apologizing to that guy for the other women’s behavior after she announced she was drunk and having her period, flashed everyone and kissed Elyse.   

[Ms Blue Jay]

40 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I would pay to have Bethany come back just to call Dorinda a drunk to her face this season .... 

Where's the GoFundMe!!!!!

[dosodog]

8 minutes ago, SuprSuprElevated said:

The BH'ers went to one in Amsterdam I think.

I thought Brandi and LVP were the only ones.  Brandi got mad at Kyle for not being real because she wouldn't try it.  So Brandi called her out for smoking with her.  Then Kyke got mad because Brandi put it out there for Kyle's kids to see.

Although, I do recall a brownie being divided up.  Maybe Brandi, Eileen and LVP?  Not Rinna.  That would have required actually eating something. 

I want to see the group full on embrace it.  So much that the room is a smoky haze and you could blindfold them with dental floss when all is said and done.

Edited July 17, 2020 by dosodog

[Ms Blue Jay]

The way Ramona talked to that guy who was bringing in stuff to Dorinda's house.

She can't say anything about herself without complimenting herself.

Ramona:  "I look good, but I'm sloppy."

Ramona:  "I know I look thin, but I love to eat."

 

[geauxaway]

Why was Leah wearing the same skirt 2 nights in a row?  Also, does she have to address everyone as “bitch”?   
 

The previews, though.  Yikes!

[Suckeredin]

9 minutes ago, pieinmyeye said:

Ramona has an entree??

If it’s an entree they really shouldn’t be eating it with their fingers 😉

Ramona dumb

[Callaphera]

21 minutes ago, tranquilidade said:

How do they recover from all that drinking?  No one is hungover?  How can that be possible?

Uppers. Then possibly a downer to compensate and bring them back to baseline. 

[LibertarianSlut]

I think Leah saying she’s “desperate for dick” on TV was crossing a line.  That was worse to me than Sonja screaming that she doesn’t shave her pussy at a party.

Does Elyse having the pseudonym “Erica” from her “Wall Street” days read to anyone else that this is how she compartmentalizes what I can only imagine is an extremely heavy-drinking part of her repertoire?  I notices she has been conspicuously sober this whole season.  Methinks there is a story there.  

I’m wasn’t enthusiastic about Heather dropping by.  I liked seeing Jill a whole lot more.  Heather, immediately upon appearing on the screen, got in a passive-aggressive dig at Ramona with, “Ramona, look at you complimenting Luann’s singing!”  Like, Heather, this show has been changed in the past five seasons without you.  Ramona has actually learned and grown a lot, and she’s one of the closest people to Luann on the cast.  It’s a brave new world that I don’t think Heather wants to or can or should be able to handle.  After all, Heather started hyperventilating because Luann brought a man home on vacation in Turks & Caicos.  She started crying when Bethenny didn’t want to eat her meatball.  This show would eat her alive right now, and it sat wrong with me that she didn’t just come on and act gracious; she had to go right back to that place she was in with Ramona in 2012.  It seemed tone-deaf, like she was reading out of an eight year old playbook for her cues.  Ramona is the classiest one right now.  Keep up.  

Ramona sounds so sad and lonely trotting out that same old tale again that she is a woman of property—two properties, in fact!!!—that it’s so much significantly harder for her to find a date than the plebeians.  Keep telling yourself that and that it’s not your caustic personality.  Whatever allows her to face the fact that she’s probably going to be alone or have to settle mightily.

I don’t find the bathroom talk to be entertaining at all.  It’s lower than drunkenness as far as entertainment value goes.  Leah shrieking that she is the only who still has a period was so much worse than the 200,000 times Bethenny passively-aggressively stated that she needs a tampon, but there was no one to give her one.  Plus, Heather was there.  I’m pretty sure Heather still gets her period.  Leah is apparently buying what Dorinda is selling that she is this innocent ingenue at the tender age of 37.

Was that bartender Adam?  He actually looked dirtier than Adam.  Super unattractive looking man, especially compared to the rest of the men at the party IMO.  Dorinda pulling a Ramona and dominating him with old drunken Berkshire tales was probably actually a favor to Leah, although I’m sure Leah will bang him regardless.  I hope they wear a condom.  For both of their sakes.  And for the sake of everyone in the Berkshires.  And everyone in New York.  

[Lady of nod]

Here's the one thing i love about these women. They get drunk, get nasty but wake up and make up and move the fuck on. Looking at you RHOBH!

Oh and they eat!

Edited July 17, 2020 by Lady of nod

[esco1822]

22 minutes ago, Suckeredin said:

 

They are in Massachusetts, I’d like to see them hit up a dispensary....

 

There is one in Great Barrington, I’m planning a road trip there soon!!

[Ms Blue Jay]

I didn't even know Heather could have fun like that.

[Axie]

26 minutes ago, Steph J said:

They're in a constant state of "maintaining."  Can't be hungover if you never finished drinking.

In the olden days we called that “the hair of the dog”.  Hungover?  Just have some hair of the dog (start drinking again)!  No idea where the saying came from.

[Ms Blue Jay]

27 minutes ago, Thumper said:

I have seen Colin Cowie elsewhere.  Sort of surprised to see him on RH.  He has an “elegant” reputation.  The meal looked so good!

Didn't he say he put his slut to bed?   😆

Did Sonja really accuse Leah of STEALING THE BARTENDER AWAY?  The bartender that Leah INVITED to the party?

Two residences, travel all the time, etc. etc. that describes my parents also.  And they're nowhere near the 1%.  They're just retired.  LOL.

Edited July 17, 2020 by Ms Blue Jay

[esco1822]

Is anyone’s alter ego named Erica?? Elyse, you’re trying too hard.

[SweetieDarling]

17 minutes ago, dosodog said:

I thought Brandi and LVP were the only ones.  Brandi got mad at Kyle for not being real because she wouldn't try it.  So Brandi called her out for smoking with her.  Then Kyke got mad because Brandi put it out there for Kyle's kids to see.

Although, I do recall a brownie being divided up.  Maybe Brandi, Eileen and LVP?  Not Rinna.  That would have required actually eating something. 

I want to see the group full on embrace it.  So much that the room is a smoky haze and you could blindfold them with dental floss when all is said and done.

Maybe they did stop by one, or were planning to... After all, Dorinda did say to Lu, "Don't get high on your horse."

[TomGirl]

I hardly recognized Sonja in her TH interviews.  She looked gorgeous!!