90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Mr. Miner]

Your cousin was complimenting me and I fell on his penis.

[hookedontv]

Stephanie has bad skin. 

[VioletNevermind]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Plastic cougar and scrappy doo

SCRAPPY DOO!!!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Coltee Gal said:

Love Nirvana! 

I gave up on CDs and bought all their albums on vinyl. Their live albums are great

[Mary Godfrey]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

At an average of 30 days a month, that's 1,200 times she hasn't had sex.

1,200 times SHE hasn't had sex. Ryan hasn't gone hungry.

[Coltee Gal]

Ryan knew already. 💀💀💀

Ryan has zero fucks to give. He’s like - I’ve got you right where I want you.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Arynm said:

I think Ryan knows about Stephanie and his cousin already. He just doesn't want the money train to stop

That's why he disowned his cousin just now, as he's in the hotel bed with Stephanie, even though he mainly blames her.

[hookedontv]

Just now, Mr. Miner said:

Your cousin was complimenting me and I fell on his penis.

Love hate when that happens. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

That gigantic watch on Ryan’s scrawny arm? Oy vey.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Stephanie needs to stop filming so she can apply some tears to her face.

Vicks vapour rub under the eyes should do it

[Straycat80]

Of course the cousin  told Ryan immediately after he banged the cougar. And they probably laughed their asses off about it.

Amirah must have passed the stupid torch onto Stephanie. 

[charmed1]

If I muted the tv, I would swear this scene was a mom telling her teenage son that she’s taking away his car and phone privileges for skipping class this week.

[Pepper Mostly]

Stephanie's face is not moving at all. She is a pathetic whiny mess. 

[greekmom]

Ryan doesn't give two shits as long as Stephanie brings him to the States.

Damn you TLC. I wanted to see the next day.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ryan's face through this is everything. 

Stephanie needs to hit the sex toy shop. Skipper could show her around. 

You had me at Skipper

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I gave up on CDs and bought all their albums on vinyl. Their live albums are great

From the Muddy Banks of the Wishkah.

The river banks really are muddy, too!

[Twopper]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Probably because the Super Bowl is next week and most people will be watching that instead of 90 Day Fiance.

Looks like a marathon of the 1000 pound sisters.  I may be cleaning out my sock drawer if the Super Bowl is not a good game.

I think the polygamous Browns return for Valentine's Day.

Farewell, snarkers. farewell until next time, if there is a next time.  

[hookedontv]

Haha on scenes Rebecca’s tics/weird face moves are in overdrive. I love it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next time on 90 Day Fiancé: Andrew’s mother puts on a bra and Becky rocks the cold shoulder top.

Edited February 1, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright guys, have a good night and enjoy the Super Bowl! We will be live chatting in two weeks!

[LennieBriscoe]

Stephanie has the worst complexion of any 90DFer, ever! 

Uh-oh! Young Lioness poaching on Cougar Becky's kill!

[Floatingbison]

Not being snarky. . . . the Superb Owl is coming up?  

[sainte-chapelle]

Goodnight all. My first post pandemic trip in the province will be here https://www.jordanvillage.ca/

[Floatingbison]

There's no show next Sunday?  

[hula-la]

See everyone in 2 weeks.stay healthy! 

[magemaud]

In case you want to read Ryan’s arm...

[Eldemarge]

Next! On 90 Day Fiance:  Stephanie has a handful of Xanax and an agenda to push.  Ryan flees into the night with 12 watches and 40 glowy condoms.

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, mmecorday said:

I like Zied, but if he's not careful, Dr. Now is going to be asking him to lose 40 pound in one munt.

Like I have room to talk! This was dessert tonight!

Wow, yum! 

[mmecorday]

Hoping for a snow day tomorrow and to see all of you next week! Stay safe!

[Mindthinkr]

Natalie wears full make up to go walking in the woods and then none to the therapist. Did Mike hide it? 
 

See y’all next time. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, magemaud said:

In case you want to read Ryan’s arm...

What an awful tattoo

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, hula-la said:

See everyone in 2 weeks.stay healthy! 

Sorry 2 weeks? 

[Gobi]

So long. I have places to go and trees to sniff.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Be careful shoveling the snow, everyone. Lift from the knees! Have a safe week, y’all.

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, Kiss my mutt said:

Brandon’s parents may agree to let them sleep in the same room, but no way are they going to let her be a lady of leisure. Brandon is digging a bigger hole for himself. She needs to go home before she gets knocked up too. 
I’m going to hazard a guess that us girls in the 50 year old cohort look a lot younger than Stephanie. 

58, no surgery. Stephanie looks broiled. 

[Doublemint]

Stephanie is acting like a teenager.   Of course, Ryan already knew about her sleeping with his cousin.   Her attempt at justification was lame.  "he was so nice to me, etc. etc."  Ugh.

Not looking forward to shoveling!   Stay safe and see you in 2 weeks, God willing.

[TazDevil]

Have a good night everyone!!

[hookedontv]

Ok everyone, stay safe if you’re in snow country, wear your masks wherever you are and keep social distancing! 
 

[sainte-chapelle]

Ohhh Super Bowl I am so clueless lol goodnight

[Angry Moldovan]

How am I supposed to live without you all? Two weeks will feel like forever

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

58, no surgery. Stephanie looks broiled. 

Wow pretty lady!!! Your skin is perfection

[Twopper]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

In case you want to read Ryan’s arm...

  I got a migraine just looking at it.  What does it say?

[Coltee Gal]

Riding out the snow storm here in Brooklyn, NY. Stay safe fiancées. Go Chiefs. See you either on Friday for LALU or in two weeks for the hot mess express. ❤️❤️❤️

[Floatingbison]

Two weeks it is, then.  Until then, keep on snarkin'

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Wow pretty lady!!! Your skin is perfection

Aw, shucks! Thank you! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night, dear snarkers! You were all especially hilarious and I enjoyed all your witty barbs with all my heart. Stay safe, wear your masks, and see you all around the forum! 

Edited February 1, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[Eldemarge]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

58, no surgery. Stephanie looks broiled. 

Definitely my "watching 90 Day Fiance" face.

[FrancescaFiore]

Stephanie is a suuuuper dry, whiny crier. But if that crazy bish is gonna blame Ryan for something a psychic told her Ryan would do in the future, then he's smart to take the loot and run.

That poor lady in the shop with Mike & Natalie!

[sainte-chapelle]

New job tomorrow but I can’t sleep..ahhh...gnight all.  My dad is still in a medically induced coma but brain bleeding has stopped....now I wait

Edited February 1, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Suzywriter]

We don't get our snow until tomorrow night (Maine). Stay safe everyone. Stock up on hot chocolate and marshmallows!