90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Floatingbison]

Goddamn Big Ed is still around?  Did he make a deal with satan or something?  How is he still on basic cable TV?

[Doublemint]

With friends like her you don't need enemas uh enemies.   She must hate Rebecca - maybe Rebecca owes her money?

[DragonFlyzz]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

He understands you, you freaking hick. He’s trying to translate in his head before he responds to you.

Thank you.  I was like shut up and give him a chance to answer you stupid cow.

[tvrox]

49 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Hi everyone!  First snow in the DC area in a couple of years today!!  Not as much as they forecast but still a pretty blanket of white over everything.

It is pretty! Glad I don't have to go out in it today. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

We will have to wait until they count the mail in votes

Nope, fake votes. It will be at snarkfest 2022

[Hotel Snarker]

I'm much younger than all of you. I graduated HS in 2009.

[charmed1]

Melanie is the TLC-appointed tough question asker. There’s one for every foreign fiancé. It’s on our bingo cards.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

OH NO! Zied just found out Rebecca and her ex lived down the hall!

Zied is going to eat his feelings.  And eat a lot of cheeseburgers.

[Mr. Miner]

Zied, I used to bang my ex like a screen door in a hurricane in this very apartment.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Becky’s friend earned her paycheck.

[Grifter Lives]

8 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Andrew looks like those people who re-enact medieval sci-fi in the park for fun. Like he says “resplendent” or something a lot. 

He does that in his daycare!

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

I'm much younger than all of you. I graduated HS in 2009.

You and my oldest daughter!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

You're only as old as you remember. I forgot a lot.

Many of my friends did a lot of drugs when we were young. I didn't, and I am the memory bank for my old friends group, which is pretty hilarious. I"m always saying things like "don't you remember that? You cooked leg of lamb and we all listened to a Thunderclap Newman album", to blank stares. I suppose if I was a mean person I could make stuff up. 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Mr. Miner said:

Zied, I used to bang my ex like a screen door in a hurricane in this very apartment.

The bed was up against that wall.  In fact, you can still see my ex's handprints on it.

[Suzywriter]

12 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

MTV was the bomb back then! I loved Martha, Alan, Nina, JJ, and Mark.

Oh my goodness, yess! Loved Mark!!

[Hotel Snarker]

Okay, no one cares about Chip and Joanna! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Zied: What? You had a boyfriend before me?

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I submit the 90s pink hair (graduated 1994).

I don’t have a pic available but I had the same colour hair. Graduated high school in 1997

[Frozendiva]

None of the friend's business where Rebecca lived before. Maybe she likes the building.

[greekmom]

Geez Rebecca friend. Way to poke the bear/

[hookedontv]

So mach drama

[Zombness]

Don't worry Zied....you do not look like Becky's ex........you look now like Coltee!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I'm much younger than all of you. I graduated HS in 2009.

You’re the baby of the group!

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Many of my friends did a lot of drugs when we were young. I didn't, and I am the memory bank for my old friends group, which is pretty hilarious. I"m always saying things like "don't you remember that? You cooked leg of lamb and we all listened to a Thunderclap Newman album", to blank stares. I suppose if I was a mean person I could make stuff up. 

You cannot let that opportunity escape!!

[Floatingbison]

Oh yesyesyesyes!!!!   There's probably 50,000 apartment buildings in their state, and she picked that one.

[VioletNevermind]

So, Rebecca’s ex also lived in an abandoned Piggly Wiggly?

[Hotel Snarker]

Rebecca has zero boundaries with anyone in her life. I cannot imagine letting my friends and family treat me or my fiancé the way we’ve seen Melanie, her daughter, and her daughter’s boyfriend treat them. You’re telling me Melanie hadn’t already had this conversation with Rebecca a dozen times and she NEEDED to bring it up in front of him like he’s not sitting right there? Ridiculous.

[tvrox]

50 minutes ago, Twopper said:

I made a peach cobbler for tonight.  It is full of butter so I am good.

Yum love peach cobbler. Share please! 

[Twopper]

I guess they are really pushing the plot line of Rebecca and ex living in the same building.  Well, down the hall is getting closer to being the same apartment.  NOT.     I cannot imagine why he would care.   I married a widower, and I live in the house they shared.  

I would guess TLC is pressing Melanie to say in front of Zied what she should tell Rebecca in private.  I am no fan of Rebecca, but I am ready to slap Melanie.  Just a repeat of the daughter and her boy friend.

[MyVelouria]

This Melanie bitch! She and her Karen hair make me want to reach through my screen, she's so effing smug and rude.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why didn’t Becky tell Zied instead of worrying about someone else telling him this big  non-issue?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

The bed was up against that wall.  In fact, you can still see my ex's handprints on it.

DEAD. AGAIN.

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

You’re the baby of the group!

@Hotel Snarker will be our cosseted mascot! We'll pet her and spoil her and buy her trinkets. 

 

[Eldemarge]

Are you happy now, Karen-haired friend?  Everyone is crying and there are no chairs to sit down and sob on.

[hookedontv]

You tell her Zied. 
 

Shut up Rebecca. 

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, MyVelouria said:

This Melanie bitch! She and her Karen hair make me want to reach through my screen, she's so effing smug and rude.

Karen Hair! Loll. For sure

[Hotel Snarker]

Did you know that the Applebees down the street from Rebecca's apartment is where Rebecca and her ex from Morocco always used to go out and eat?

[spacefly]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Oh my goodness, yess! Loved Mark!!

He has a show in Sirius XM. 80’s channel. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Becky looks like she aged about a decade.

[mmecorday]

I like Zied, but if he's not careful, Dr. Now is going to be asking him to lose 40 pound in one munt.

Like I have room to talk! This was dessert tonight!

Edited February 1, 2021 by mmecorday

[Angry Moldovan]

7 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I submit the 90s pink hair (graduated 1994).

Not big, but very 90s! I love pink hair

[greekmom]

Guys. I didn't catch were was Rebecca's ex from??? Russia? Ukraine?? 

[VioletNevermind]

I know that this is all for The Drama™, but Melanie damn sure wouldn’t be my friend anymore after that performance. 

[Frozendiva]

Melanie, you can care about your friend and support her, but her boyfriend/fiance is not your business.

[LennieBriscoe]

7 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said:

HALF a can of Aquanet?
Hold my beer!!

Girl Group alert! 🎶 The leader of the pack!🎶

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why didn’t Becky tell Zied instead of worrying about someone else telling him this big  non-issue?

Yes!  Rebecca feared that it would destroy her relationship with Zied.  Yet, he ends up comforting her as she cries in her arms.  Then, he has to smoke a cigarette out the window.

He fixed his hair for this.

[Zombness]

Just now, greekmom said:

Guys. I didn't catch were was Rebecca's ex from??? Russia? Ukraine?? 

I think she said Morocco.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Becky, quit whining. If you hadn’t advertised Zied for the last few years, no one would give a shit about your relationship.

[Frozendiva]

Melanie, maybe you can network with folks you know to help Zied out with a job prospect or two when he is able to work.

[GrammyPammy]

7 minutes ago, Gobi said:

 

Surely, Big Ed's 15 minutes must be up by now.

 

He looks like Humpty Dumpty in that brocade tuxedo thingy.

[tvrox]

50 minutes ago, Twopper said:

I am beginning to wonder if they are having trouble getting people for this show.  I know there are always people who want to be on the z-list of celebs, but...   I give the bee keeper props for getting on it and getting off without popping up on spin-offs.  I will take that back if she has been on some spin-off that i have missed.

I saw the beekeeper on some spinoff a few days ago. Forget which one. They were eating in a restaurant that had just opened after the COVID restrictions lifted. Also opening up some kind of bee shop.