90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Paging @Floatingbison

I pictured him as more of a Tom 🤣 

[Auntie Anxiety]

This is like a trip to the petting zoo. Wash your hands, Julia.

[renatae]

Just quickly saying I had to tune in late, so y'all are way ahead of me. I wanted to say I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas, Hanukka, etc. and that you all are holding up and in good health. 💜

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Nothing more disgusting than seeing Big Ed eating the avocado he put on his face.....yuck!!!

In what universe is that cute and endearing? He is disgusting. 

[TazDevil]

OMG!!  Betty stocked his room with condoms! 

And didn't bother to clean the rest of the shit out of the storage room they gave Julia.

Edited December 28, 2020 by TazDevil

[JennyMominFL]

Its not your fucking roll with a 27 year old

Edited December 28, 2020 by JennyMominFL

[Doublemint]

Gee Mom's a 2000's Betty Crocker, condoms and all.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Betty is trying Ike hell to hold back her urge to Lysol the entire bed.

[Frozendiva]

No, it is not the role of the parents. Brandon is 27.

Julia, their house and their rules.

[Angry Moldovan]

Howdy doodys room is like an 80 year old respite care room

[Straycat80]

Oh lawd, mother Brandon put condoms by his bedside. WTF is the friend with the bald cat doing? 

[mmecorday]

What is with Brandon's mother's obsession with birth control???

[Caseysgirl]

Honestly,if Jovi doesn’t start saying no to Yara now,he’ll be another Russ of Pao& Russ.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why did they put condoms in his room if they don't want them sleeping together? they are excessively weird and creepy.

[mamadrama]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I can come as Deb, but I’ll need to figure out how to attach Pee Wee HerMole onto the side of my face.

I'm gonna come as Dinyell's stalking sidekick, Big Red. 

[Grifter Lives]

More potential couples crossover: Jovi decorated Brandon's room with the word art.  

[VioletNevermind]

Brandon’s mother is really fucking weird.  She seems to take this perverse, unnatural pleasure in almost teasing her grown son and his girlfriend about sex.  This is not normal.

Memo to Brandon: GET YOUR OWN PLACE, you ridiculous manchild. 

[brillia79]

The crickets would have me booking a flight back home. No lie.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Paging @Floatingbison

I am soooo there.  Mrs. FB and I were just talking about a meet up after Covid.  We will be there for Snark Con 2021.  She thinks I should go as Mohammed or David with the pleather jacket.

[tvrox]

36 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Seriously, the more I see of Natalie, the less I want to see of her.  Other one that just tourques my jlaws is Julia, for some reason.

Who knows? Who really cares??

So, peeps. I really had a good time with sister.  Actually had two rational conversations. 

Going back to work FULL PPE Monday.  Joy.   

But you know what?  There's a vaccine that has between 90-95% effective.

That makes me so happy!!! Think about it.... 10 MONTHS between original obs to VACCINE???

I guess since being in the "let's tell the truth here.. numbers are numbers...., the fact that at least 4 vaccines are in trial stage 4 right now.... is awesome.

Stay safe! We all just need to hold out for the vaccine. 

[Twopper]

11 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

(If she wasn't to see brutal snark, then she should look at the Live Chat this Wednesday for the Season 9 premiere of My 600 Lb Life with Stephanie, who earns her money by doing videos online. ),

Is that really coming back.. I am so excited.  I am surprised they were able to shoot during COVID unless they had it in the can before March. Drat. I need to lose those 10 pounds again.

What has the cougar done to keep her neck looking reasonably good.  Whatever it is, Jenny need to do it. 

At least Yara has the French Quarter to explore unlike Natalie stuck in a double wide in No where land.

[greekmom]

No wonder Brandon is an exterminator.

He probably does his parent's home for free if they have those goddam crickets.

[goofygirl]

Me too, I'm STILL thinking about those big toenails being REMOVED.... OY!!

I want ALL OF YOU to have a really HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Can we all just TRY HARDER??? 

To get along, I mean. Please.

Edited December 28, 2020 by goofygirl

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, mamadrama said:

I'm gonna come as Dinyell's stalking sidekick, Big Red. 

Yes! I will bring the cigarettes 

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

David with the pleather jacket.

Do it!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, brillia79 said:

The crickets would have me booking a flight back home. No lie.

I would draw the line at reptiles in the house. Sorry to all all the reptile lovers. Shudder. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

What is with Brandon's mother's obsession with birth control???

She wishes she had used it?

[tvrox]

Crickets!? OMG. I'm with Julia on that. 

And sure you will teach her to "feed the chameleon" lol. 

[Floatingbison]

Wait wait wait, I'm Uncle Beau at SnarkCon!!!!!   Dibs on Uncle Beau!!!!!

[TMI]

ok..farm girl's room is really the spare closet....

she will adapt well....former go go dancer to stall mucker..

Run Julia run

[Auntie Anxiety]

Betty’s hairdo is an homage to Rose Marie on The Dick Van Dyke Show.

[JennyMominFL]

RUN!!

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Betty’s hairdo is an homage to Rose Marie on The Dick Van Dyke Show.

She reminds me of nosy Mrs. Kravitz

[Grifter Lives]

Betty just prayed that Julia will work out as a farmhand.  

[FrancescaFiore]

Andrew is so befuddled by this totally foreseeable consequence of his emotional blackmail! Fuckin' Roseville turdburglar.

[tvrox]

Brandon is like "yeah she's scared to sleep alone..." HA. Any excuse, huh?

[Pepper Mostly]

"OK, Julia, your new chore is feeding the pigs! You'll do it and you'll like it! You're on the farm now!"

[tvrox]

Aspen has a weird look on her face. 

[kacesq]

Betty hopes Brandon never fucks Julia it seems. Not in their house, hotel, apartment, etc. and why are you having this conversation in front of Aspen?

[Squee Bastard]

3 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Stay safe! We all just need to hold out for the vaccine. 

I'm enrolled in the AstraZeneca clinical trial for a vaccine.

[Twopper]

4 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

OMG!!  Betty stocked his room with condoms! 

And didn't bother to clean the rest of the shit out of the storage room they gave Julia.

Drat,  I need to find a way to combine  the sad, surprised, and laughing emojis into one .

[LennieBriscoe]

Our party? I can't decide! I want to be careful, you understand!

OTOH, I can be Williams. Because the 'Rona is yet with us, I can "attend from home"!

Or (and mes amis, I am leaning this way), I can be Maria, somehow juuuust missing the event! (But I'll  promise to meet y'all the next month!)

 

Edited December 28, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[brillia79]

They can’t sleep in the same room because they’re not married, but they feel fine to use her as unpaid farm labor?

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

RUN!!

I will take my chances with the wild life. The parents are beyond nutty, I bet they have peep holes everywhere 

[Mr. Miner]

Brandon is a fucking pussy!

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Betty’s hairdo is an homage to Rose Marie on The Dick Van Dyke Show.

It looks like a 1950’s mullet to me. 
 

Business in the front and business in the back.  

[tvrox]

40 minutes ago, ALittleShelfish said:

I haven't done the live chat in a couple of seasons, I lost interest in most of the franchise but like all of you, I can't quite cut the cord. LOL. I'll be around for sure!

Good! 

[kacesq]

Who would I be for SnarkCon? Is Darcey taken yet?

[Zombness]

Well Brandon you and Julia can go to the barn to have sex!!

[Straycat80]

Happy New Year all! See you next year!