90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Straycat80]

Congratulations @JennyMominFL! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brandon is still waiting for his testicles to descend.

[Frozendiva]

Julia, you are living with your fiance's parents. Their house, their rules.

[For Cereals]

Congrats Jenny! 🍾

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Good Sunday to everyone! I'm just in time for the obligatory coffee delivery scene.

If we're lucky we'll get a "drive to the airport" scene. 

[Gobi]

I'm dreaming of a white snarkfest.

[Emmeline]

6 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

I did it Y’all. I mean i know most of you guys have degrees ages ago but its a big deal. When I got my diagnosis of AIDS(I have an illness!) I gave up my plan to go to school because i assumed i wouldn't live to graduate, so this is a big deal to me.

It is a big deal deal! 🙌

[Arynm]

Listen up Julia, this is your life now. When someone tells you who they are, believe them. Brandon ( and his mom) are telling you that mom is number 1 and you are number 2. Figuratively and literally.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Please don’t tell me that Unexpected has a live chat.

[Grifter Lives]

How can Julia look at him and want or think about sex with him?

[CSunshine76]

Here’s an idea Brandon. Don’t like momma’s rules? Get your own place to live. You are a grown man for gods sake. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Mercolleen said:

Highly recommend the Derry Girls episode!

Do not recommend letting Mother Fiance plan out one's sightseeing schedule upon landing in new country to supposedly be with Fiance.

Derry girls is hilarious, love very mach

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Me too, congratulations lovely!

Great accomplishment, Congrats!!!!!

[Mercolleen]

3 minutes ago, peaceknit said:

Hi y'all! Watching with you, but in the background. I've taken in my 40 yr old son (the one who lived with my ex) and it's been quite a transition from living alone to having someone talk my ear off constantly. He makes it hard to watch and snark at the same time.

Oh wow. I wish you patience! And hugs for such a big transition.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Arynm said:

Listen up Julia, this is your life now. When someone tells you who they are, believe them. Brandon ( and his mom) are telling you that mom is number 1 and you are number 2. Figuratively and literally.

Brandon and his parents are showing you exactly who they are. If you don't want that, hop on the next plane back.

[Pepper Mostly]

"You're going to my mother's house! She wrestles alligators before breakfast! Wear you waders and camo!"

[Trackdawg]

8 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

I did it Y’all. I mean i know most of you guys have degrees ages ago but its a big deal. When I got my diagnosis of AIDS(I have an illness!) I gave up my plan to go to school because i assumed i wouldn't live to graduate, so this is a big deal to me.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Novi’s teeth remind me of the plaster casts my dad had in his dental office.

[sainte-chapelle]

@JennyMominFL heartfelt congrats to you. Tremendous accomplishment!

[mmecorday]

Jovi really knows how to show a girl a good time. First her takes her to the piss and vomit laden streets of The Big Easy and now they're going to the Bayou.

[Grifter Lives]

Yara couldn't possibly Google, "bayou," or have any interest in her fiance's background.  It was up to Jovi to tell her.

[Straycat80]

Jovi is taking Yara down on the Bayou 🎼

[RichiesOlderBro]

I predict Yara will find Jovi’s replacement while he is on the oil platform for 6 weeks...

[Eldemarge]

So apparently, Yara has a personality.  At least, according to Ugly Jordan Knight.

[Angry Moldovan]

Ohhhh yum Cajun cooking

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Derry girls is hilarious, love very mach

I recommend Derry Girls too! Love that show! 

[Gobi]

9 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

I did it Y’all. I mean i know most of you guys have degrees ages ago but its a big deal. When I got my diagnosis of AIDS(I have an illness!) I gave up my plan to go to school because i assumed i wouldn't live to graduate, so this is a big deal to me.

Congrats! 🎉

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

How can Julia look at him and want or think about sex with him?

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Jovi really knows how to show a girl a good time. First her takes her to the piss and vomit laden streets of The Big Easy and now they're going to the Bayou.

I mean Take her to Commander’s Palace! At least take her for beignets at Cafe Du Monde. Every time they show New Orleans I get hungry.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sure Yara is taking notes and swapping recipes with Novi’s mother.

[Pepper Mostly]

So, do we suppose Mama Jovi starts grilling Yara before she even sits down? 

Jeez, Mama Jovi's bar is low, huh? She's wowed that Yara can say fricassee? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Yea we all know what that dish is mom, it isn’t exactly exotic 

[Frozendiva]

I have a seafood allergy, so that dinner would not work. I hope Jovi told his mom if Yara had any food allergies.

[OoogleEyes]

That house doesn't look like it's in the middle of the swamp

[Grifter Lives]

I actually don't think that Yara's pretty.  She's make-up and hair.  And, she's juvenile, which overrides some of her looks.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Trackdawg said:

He legit looks 12 and acts 12. It’s bordering on illegal 

[greekmom]

interesting when i googled cajun fricassee it comes up with chicken recipes. Not fish.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Novi must look just like his father.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Trackdawg said:

I could spend that in an hour or less.

[Zombness]

4 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

It is a big deal deal! 🙌

Good for you!!!  You did it!!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

I mean Take her to Commander’s Palace! At least take her for beignets at Cafe Du Monde. Every time they show New Orleans I get hungry.

Never been but it is on my list. Sounds morbid but I am very interested in the gravesites and crypts.

[Grifter Lives]

Jovi's mother's teeth are large, but he must have inherited his mouth from his father.

[Angry Moldovan]

We are just simple folks cliche

[Zombness]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I have a seafood allergy, so that dinner would not work. I hope Jovi told his mom if Yara had any food allergies.

You can do it with chicken....it is delish.

[mmecorday]

🎶 Son of a gun, Yara's having big fun on the Bayou. 🎶

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Novi must look just like his father.

I was staring at the TV thinking "I wonder what the mouth on his dad looks like?"

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

I actually don't think that Yara's pretty.  She's make-up and hair.  And, she's juvenile, which overrides some of her looks.

Oh I can help with this one:  I figured out awhile ago that when a guy says a girl is hot, he's not looking at her face.  Us ladies tend to see faces first.  At least that's been my experience.  

[JennyMominFL]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Never been but it is on my list. Sounds morbid but I am very interested in the gravesites and crypts.

We went to the famous graveyard in New Orleans. Its right across from the Commanders Palace. I love cemeteries. Ive been to Pere LaChaise in Paris, a  bunch in the Uk and I spent hours wandering around one in Malmo.

Edited December 21, 2020 by JennyMominFL

[mmecorday]

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Jovi's mother's teeth are large, but he must have inherited his mouth from his father.

Was his father Secretariat?

[Armchair Critic]

Hello everybody, running in late and first thing I see is Jovi and his teeth.