90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, greekmom said:

just because he didnt go south of the boarder? 

When you’re downtown, things will be great

[Zombness]

Ok......we have Coltee #2......where does TLC get all these weird people.

[mmecorday]

This girl is going to loooooove Dinwiddie.

[Andi27]

If you want to sleep in the same room, pay rent/a mortgage for one.

[Frozendiva]

Parents' house. Their rules. 27 or not. They don't know this girl.

[brillia79]

This is why you need to move out if your parents house. Their house, their rules. It’s sounds super immature to whine about your parents not treating you like a grownup while they’ll are still carrying you.

[Armchair Critic]

Brandon if you are 27 then you should have your own place if you want to sleep with your girlfriend. There's also the hayloft.

[Doublemint]

I espect this Dad - it's your house your rules.   Dad is right sonny should tell her she'll have her very own room!

[DNR]

15 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

And your Primetimer account will be destroyed.

Auntie who? Never heard of her on primetimer 😂😂😂 never heard of a mission 😂

[tvrox]

30 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Good evening everyone!!  I said I was not going to watch this new season but I can't................. I need my snark friends....!!!

Glad you gave in!! 

[Grifter Lives]

"You have a big boy room now."  I'm embarrassed from just hearing that.  

[hookedontv]

Great Brandon, don’t tell Yara about separate sleeping arrangements because you know she won’t come if she knows the truth. 

Oh, now your parents are traveling with you to pick her up? And they offered to pay for the flight if the parents went too? 
 

I can’t handle parents being up their adult kid’s asses. Though they should use condoms!!! This dude is a twit!!! 

Edited December 7, 2020 by hookedontv

[charmed1]

Brandon looks like Rexburg Josh. The one you guys brilliantly named, Hillary Swank.

[Granny58]

I'm good with the separate room situation.  However, dad was far too delighted with his "blankie" joke.  😒

[Trackdawg]

49 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He's dumb, but he has cute dimples.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Brandon if you are 27 then you should have your own place if you want to sleep with your girlfriend. There's also the hayloft.

Or the chicken coop.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, brillia79 said:

I’m pretty sure the Tunisian guy from Other Way was the hottest.

Until we found out he was bad in bed.

Well, to be fair, it was his bitter geriatric American honey who said that.

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

When you’re downtown, things will be great

Don't wait a minute more! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The Brandon family resembles a family of small rodents. And I say that with the utmost respect.

[tvrox]

Oh she is not going to be happy about the sleeping arrangements. 

Why does mom need to go to airport? 

Damn, I wish I knew they were in DC I would have tried to see them. 

Why is mom paying for a hotel room so they can get it on but not in her house?

Her birth control is none of your business!!! 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Or the chicken coop.

Or Poles dog kennel 

[Andi27]

But I don't understand mom needing to be at the airport when Julia arrives.

[Frozendiva]

No birth control for either of them? What a disaster.

[Trackdawg]

51 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Brandon has drained his bank account. Brandon, dear, hookers would have been cheaper.

 

51 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Brandon maxed out his credit cards jetting off to Iceland and France. Sweet tap dancing Jesus. 

 

49 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Julia is going to either break in Brandon like Pao broke Russ and they will both head to the big city or Brandon will be left with a ton of debt and a broken heart.

[Granny58]

My god, these parents are SO intrusive.

[Straycat80]

This birth control and sexy time talk between Brandon and his parents is awkward AF! 

[greekmom]

3 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

I espect this Dad - it's your house your rules.   Dad is right sonny should tell her she'll have her very own room!

I don't get what the big deal.

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

"You have a big boy room now."  I'm embarrassed from just hearing that.  

Me too. 

[kacesq]

Oh shut up Brandon. Put a rubber on. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"there are other ways to get around that" 

Oh God if Brandon's mother suggests soixante-neuf I'm going to have to leave now. 

[Armchair Critic]

This guy is an immature doofus

[greekmom]

Brandon is an idiot: "Condoms are not as fun"

[Auntie Anxiety]

For fucks sake, Brandon. She wants to get pregnant. And you’re involved with her forever. Bad.

[Mr. Miner]

I can’t really blame that guy for not wanting to go down on the Skipper. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[VioletNevermind]

Wow.  27 and being quizzed about birth control by your mom.  When I think about the magnitude of the thoroughly adult life I had been living for years at that age, I’m just speechless. 

Edited December 7, 2020 by Suzy Rhapsody

[brillia79]

She’s weird about putting medications into her body, but not strange dick?

Like I said, horny men are the dumbest.

[Gobi]

Condoms are for slut people. 

You think condoms aren't fun? Wait till you have a baby.

Edited December 7, 2020 by Gobi

[Trackdawg]

55 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, you haven't actually met her, Brandon.

Oops, I take it back. Looks like these two have an actual relationship, of sorts. 

[mmecorday]

You know, there are other forms of female birth control than the pill.

[Zombness]

I am seeing Brandon and his parents and it looks like a scene from the Twilight Zone......this is not normal.

[CrazyInAlabama]

Cancel the chicken coop idea.   I doubt the rooster will enjoy humans humping in his coop, without attacking a body part Brandon might want to keep.  

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, I take back what I said about his parent being fun. They are AWFUL. 

[Andi27]

Brandon has a baby face, but he is also incredibly immature for a 27 year old.

[Bees52]

I am DONE with Brandon already. Julia doesn't want to get on birth control and he doesn't want to use condoms. How soon before they have a crib in his parents' house?

[readheaded]

You know what's not fun, Brandon?  A screaming infant.

[kacesq]

Seeing Mother Chantel even in commercials makes me want to throw something at my screen.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Brandon is an idiot: "Condoms are not as fun"

Condoms are for slut people

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

I am seeing Brandon and his parents and it looks like a scene from the Twilight Zone......this is not normal.

If only I could wish them all into the corn field....

[JennyMominFL]

AIDS or a baby will not be “fun”.  Take it from me

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

 You think condoms aren't fun. Wait till you have a baby.

Yeah, just  wait until you, Julia, your mother, and a baby are all under the same roof. You'll rethink your condom stance. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Zombness said:

I am seeing Brandon and his parents and it looks like a scene from the Twilight Zone......this is not normal.

Brandon is Billy Mummy’s stand-in.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Condoms are for slut people

And that's why those two sluts have 2 kids under 2