90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Grifter Lives]

The sister-dad makes her first appearance of the season.  Oliver bursts into tears, of course.

[sainte-chapelle]

Tanias friend can shut up, she doesn't need someone to take care of her now....being the strong independent justice warrior she is.

[DragonFlyzz]

Should’ve changed the locks while he was gone.

[kacesq]

Lo is doing a slow burn.

[Armchair Critic]

I think Asuelu's problems are more than just a cultural difference, I think he is mentally disabled. Hope the boys don't get his brains.

[Frozendiva]

Tropicana juice.

[Pepper Mostly]

So I was reading Tania's bio somewhere (IG? who knows) and she says she had her political "awakening" when she was something like 25? WTF?? I wore a Gene McCarthy for president pin to school when I was in 8th grade! We boycotted grapes and my dad went to Washington to march on the White House in 1968. Politics at the dinner table. My 91 year old mother reads every word of the newspaper every day. Who are these people? She didn't pay any attention to politics until 5 years ago? What a fucking phony. 

[Gobi]

Kolonic's sister is loving this.

[Angry Moldovan]

Kalani is looking nervous, papa is fuming. Assuelo stay in the bedroom for your own safety. Who gives fake locations? He’s a child

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sister is loving this. FU, Kalani.

[kacesq]

I didn’t like Lo in his first season but I’ve warmed up to him. The pinky swear with his wife was lovely.

[Eldemarge]

Hello, I'm here for the ass-kicking (whips out lawn chair).

[sainte-chapelle]

Ansuelu giving fake locations....let that asshole fend for himself with his yogurt job

[Grifter Lives]

So, at least 5 of them drove 6 hours to California so that the other one can attend the party.  Where's the brother that used to live in the house in Utah?  Did he stay back?

And, is that the AirBnB or the parent's primary residence?

Edited July 13, 2020 by Grifter Lives
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[Emmeline]

Why does Kalani and her father have such strained sounding voices?

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

So I was reading Tania's bio somewhere (IG? who knows) and she says she had her political "awakening" when she was something like 25? WTF?? I wore a Gene McCarthy for president pin to school when I was in 8th grade! We boycotted grapes and my dad went to Washington to march on the White House in 1968. Politics at the dinner table. My 91 year old mother reads every word of the newspaper every day. Who are these people? She didn't pay any attention to politics until 5 years ago? What a fucking phony. 

Ta’nia is the worst. I was marching against apartheid at 15, while she was being a mean girl at that age.

[greekmom]

Kolani. Youre sister made her bed.

[Gobi]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Ansuelu giving fake locations....let that asshole fend for himself with his yogurt job

He probably didn't know where he was.

[Armchair Critic]

So Asuelu is just going to hide out with a video game? This will end well. 🙄

[CrazyInAlabama]

Lo doesn't look happy, but why are the wife and Kalani so reluctant to mention what happened?    And what a nasty move to tell Kalani three wrong locations to pick him up at, before finally coming home.   However, Asuelu was picked by Kalani, and she will have to live with the fact she married him, and had two kids with him.   

So is Syngin talking about going back to South Africa?     

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Emmeline said:

Why does Kalani and her father have such strained sounding voices?

They’re both sick I think

[Frozendiva]

Tania just seems to be flaking out about what to do with her life. Do social justice warrior stuff, marry a foreigner, and really, just do nothing.

[JennyMominFL]

12 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

It's summer and people want to go out.

Not in Florida they dont. At this time of year, we want to stay in

[sainte-chapelle]

Shades of Luis with the starting arguments and playing video games in the bedroom

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What a fucking phony. 

Tania wanted to be woke. And have something to be self-righteous about. Trust me, the only “cause” Tania cares about is herself.

[greekmom]

What happened to Tania's dreams of being a witch doctor/herbalist!?!?

[Doublemint]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tania, you made the bed. Now sleep in it.

Did you know my Mother?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Shades of Luis with the starting arguments and playing video games in the bedroom

That’s exactly the vibe I’m getting, how sad 

[Zombness]

All these loosers depend heavily on their parents......they need to cut the umbilical cord.  Maybe after that......they will know what to do with their lives.

[Bees52]

Wait... Asuelu's there? In the bedroom? Playing a video game?

When did he slink back  in to the house?

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Is it me or does Mom Kalani always look exhausted?

Wouldn't you be, in her shoes? She's married to Lo, the ticking time bomb, and she's raising her grandkids. And you know damn well she does all of Kalini's laundry and ironing. 

2 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

Why does Kalani and her father have such strained sounding voices?

They're having trouble remembering their lines. 

[tvrox]

16 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The 90 Day Gays think that Tiffany should put out her own line.

No this would result in more people wearing them! 

[Armchair Critic]

Don't take your vacation fling home

[Emmeline]

7 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Is Asusual still on the Magic Bus?

I was really hoping he was lost somewhere in California.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Are we planning to watch Love at First Sight? Asking for a friend.

[Gobi]

sMothered - The Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

[KelseyNikki614]

Checking in late tonight but I'm here now! I'm assuming I didn't miss anything good.

Already cracking up at the Coltee love music 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

What happened to Tania's dreams of being a witch doctor/herbalist!?!?

Not much call for witch doctors in suburban Connecticut. 

[Frozendiva]

Colt doesn't pack well, either.

Doubt Debbie will find a Walmart in Brazil.

[hula-la]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Don't take your vacation fling home

Terri McMillan wrote a book about it (How Stella go her Groove Back). Didn’t end well for her IRL.

Edited July 13, 2020 by hula-la
Name of book

[kacesq]

Debbie wants to see the Walmart. I can’t. I just can’t.

[peaceknit]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Are we planning to watch Love at First Sight? Asking for a friend.

Never!

[Zombness]

Colte is going to Brazil with mamma Debbie.   Weird....!

[Pepper Mostly]

Kalini's description of her nephews as "sucking the life" out of her sister is really, um, something. 

[greekmom]

editing error on per Colt's packing.

Debbie's highlight - seeing a Walmart. Way to strive 

[Angry Moldovan]

This is a car crash, I can’t wait! #drunkdebsabroad

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Don't take your vacation fling home

And, now we will see why you don't take your parents, or just Debbie, on your vacation with your girlfriend.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Debbie, have a cocktail and calm yourself down.

[KelseyNikki614]

I just though Debbie said "there's a lot of corona in Brazil" and was like wow, Debbie is seeing into the future. Then I realized she said crime

[kacesq]

Hey Debbie....you can go to any fucking phone store and ask if your phone will work and if it doesn’t you can get an international SIM card. Sheesh.