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[sainte-chapelle]

Research Moldova you assholes, it isn't Syria

Edited June 15, 2020 by sainte-chapelle

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, LucyEth said:

 

  Reveal spoiler

Aren't the parents divorced cause the dad cheated.  Surprised she is at the party

Not sure this is a spoiler, but I got called out once for a spoiler so now I am very cautious.

When in doubt, I use the spoiler thing

[Armchair Critic]

37 minutes ago, Vandy10 said:

Right? I mean, my family is so WASPy that we won’t have an argument to save our lives. We just repress that shit.

Same here. My parents had the "what would the neighbors think?" type mentality and they would die before they made a scene. You just push those feelings down. Then you add in that my family is religious so we don't talk about sex or "vulgar" things. That's why they called me a "free spirit" 🙄 because I am more blunt. But our family has never had a yelling match like the people on these shows.

[kacesq]

Elizabeth’s brothers are assholes. Google Moldova FFS

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt is desperate to get laid.

[tvrox]

32 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

13 engagements?

Did she marry any of them? 

[greekmom]

If Jess calls him Coltee.. I'll laugh my ass off.

[Zombness]

Well Andrei, you don't work her dad is the one with the money and you are giving everyone one month to go to Moldovia for the wedding???  Ummm  I don't think so!!

[LookABird]

This is a reminder of why I loathed most of these people the first time around.

[brillia79]

1. No Andrei didn’t want her family to attend. He gave them 1 months notice on purpose.

2. Her family already attended the wedding. They don’t need to go to the 2nd wedding or Christening. His family haven’t seen the baby yet.

[sainte-chapelle]

Coltee definitely has a type

[mmecorday]

Yes, Lysol. I have a few questions. Where can I find your spray and your wipes? Because they've been MIA from the stores since March.

[Frozendiva]

I'm a fan of the Butterball turkey breast roasts. Put it in the oven for four hours and it comes out perfect. Stuffing on the inside. Costco also has a nice turkey breast roast (I'm not a fan of dark meat).

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

What church does Andrieee belong to?

Probably Eastern Orthodox. 

Fuck you Libby's BIL. Moldova is in Eastern Europe. Its not an uncivilized backwater or a primitive outpost. People live in houses and wear clothes and cook their food. If you cared to Google for ten seconds you could find out plenty about it. Sheesh. I hate these people.

[magemaud]

Brother Charlie kept saying he didn’t want to go to “Maldova” 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Same here. My parents had the "what would the neighbors think?" type mentality and they would die before they made a scene. You just push those feelings down. Then you add in that my family is religious so we don't talk about sex or "vulgar" things. That's why they called me a "free spirit" 🙄 because I am more blunt. But our family has never had a yelling match like the people on these shows.

We don’t either until after years of fermenting it all comes out.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Colt is desperate to get laid.

He's hoping the next woman won't tell the entire world that his thingee is not a biggee.

[nytonc]

I’m an hour behind as (usual) but what the fuck happened to Larissa’s face?!?!?!  She looks as bad as Darcey!  And that’s bad! 

[SunnyBeBe]

She constantly defends Andrei no matter how ridiculous he is, so she needs to shut up complaining. She keeps enabling his lazy asp. 

[kendi]

1 minute ago, LookABird said:

This is a reminder of why I loathed most of these people the first time around.

I'm here for this snark. It's like I'm having 90-day PTSD.

[Gigglepuff]

lol, Libby's brothers are just idiots who don't realize that half the world doesn't want to visit the US at the moment, and that's not just because of Covid. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Probably Eastern Orthodox. 

Fuck you Libby's BIL. Moldova is in Eastern Europe. Its not an uncivilized backwater or a primitive outpost. People live in houses and wear clothes and cook their food. If you cared to Google for ten seconds you could find out plenty about it. Sheesh. I hate these people.

It’s right next to Ukraine, maybe David and Lana can be their tour guide?

[Doublemint]

I'm so tired of seeing the knees wrapped in plastic with poop looking cream smeared on it on the computer ads.

[For Cereals]

Man, I want to go to Harmony Place rehab...personal chef, massage therapy and a pool!

[kendi]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

He's hoping the next woman won't tell the entire world that his thingee is not a biggee.

Spoiler

We'll get to see it later when he wear his banana button mushroom hammock.

 

[Mercolleen]

Who just said "Let them eat cake"? WTF? 

[renatae]

39 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I walk around my house saying “Whoever goes against the queen will die.” But I live alone, so it’s not too effective.

I bought a little decal which says that. But these dudes around here have no respect!

[kacesq]

I will never understand TLCs fascination with multiples. We get it, you have x number of kids the same age and your life is crazy! Week after week, season after season.

i can’t stand how smug 🥚 looks in that B90 promo. He thinks he’s a big star.

[VioletNevermind]

“B90 Strikes Back?”  Damn, TLC.  I have just about reached critical mass with this show and its spin-offs.  I think I’ll be sitting that one out. 

[Floatingbison]

I for one enjoyed the BIL's riposte about Moldova.  I took it in the sense that if he's going to fly somewhere, it would be to Hawaii or Cabo San Lucas or Paris.

[Gigglepuff]

Oh. So hip-hop is Colteee's theme music now?? lmfao. 

[mmecorday]

Even Coltee's cats know he's full of shit.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt, it’s not official until she meets your cats.

[sagittarius sue]

3 minutes ago, nytonc said:

I’m an hour behind as (usual) but what the fuck happened to Larissa’s face?!?!?!  She looks as bad as Darcey!  And that’s bad! 

She's had plastic surgery on practically everything on her face.

[Frozendiva]

Debbie, it is none of your business.

[sainte-chapelle]

"My love interest..." who says that? Someone reading a script that's who

[Gobi]

Coltee doesn't want Deb to know that he's cheating on her.

[peaceknit]

Now I'm fixated on that mole. Eeesh.

[Angry Moldovan]

We need fresh blood, we already know this lots dysfunction. Except for Pole. I want to see Pole run and hide in chicken coops

[kendi]

What a naughty boy Coltee is! Not telling his mama he's dating another Brazilian!

[kacesq]

I love Chicago, it’s my 2nd favorite city.

[Eldemarge]

Colt soundtrack, you cannot convince us Colt is hot, I am sorry.

[Floatingbison]

Coltee went a'courtin'

[Frozendiva]

Colt, you do live with your mother and Jess is looking at a Three's Company living arrangement. Pot meets kettle.

[Vandy10]

Just now, kacesq said:

I will never understand TLCs fascination with multiples. We get it, you have x number of kids the same age and your life is crazy! Week after week, season after season.

i can’t stand how smug 🥚 looks in that B90 promo. He thinks he’s a big star.

Probably trying to recapture that Jon&Kate ratings magic from years ago. Because we all know how well that turned out.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I will never understand TLCs fascination with multiples. We get it, you have x number of kids the same age and your life is crazy! Week after week, season after season.

i can’t stand how smug 🥚 looks in that B90 promo. He thinks he’s a big star.

Also little people, just as boring as mid sized people

[VioletNevermind]

Uh, what’s the problem if she has an ex-husband, Coltee?  Don’t you have an ex-wife?  You ass?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maybe Colt can impress her with his new air-conditioned wheels.

[Andi27]

How would going to Chicago, which is not where Jess is from, give Colt an accurate picture of her life? Didn't he visit Larissa in Brazil?

[greekmom]

3 minutes ago, kendi said:

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We'll get to see it later when he wear his banana button mushroom hammock.

 

I still have nightmares