90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[OnceSane]

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[Angry Moldovan]

Hello my dear snarkers, hope everyone is well

[humbleopinion]

Okay..here's what you can claim from my Easter basket...

Twix Eggs

Peeps Rainbow Pop

SweeTart Soft Bite Bunnies

Toostie Roll Eggs...

[Frozendiva]

Hi everyone! Dinner is almost finished.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, humbleopinion said:

Okay..here's what you can claim from my Easter basket...

Twix Eggs

Peeps Rainbow Pop

SweeTart Soft Bite Bunnies

Toostie Roll Eggs...

Save the Peeps rainbow  pop for Rainbow Brite.

[Angry Moldovan]

On 4/5/2020 at 10:01 PM, Chloe Dog said:

Tom has ZERO class.

 

I just want to slap his smug face

[humbleopinion]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Save the Peeps rainbow  pop for Rainbow Brite.

Then she will shit out the SweeTart Soft Bite Bunnie poops

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ll going to practice my best social distancing from you all.

[KelseyNikki614]

Hi everybody and Happy Easter! I'm ready for the snark!

[Archer27]

Hi, all. Hope you are healthy and safe.

[hisbunkie]

Hello Sweet Peeps. 

[Gobi]

I'm here, ready to watch David find Bigfoot....I mean Lana.

[Angry Moldovan]

I feel bad for Darzeeeee, there I said it. Howevs those lips ??

[humbleopinion]

Darcy...that meeting wasn't worth all the struggle to wrangle your boobs into that jumpsuit and the strain of wearing quadruple spanx....

[JennyMominFL]

Update, my thread title is winning

Update, I do not have coronavirus

Update,I am ready to snark

[Auntie Anxiety]

I am so much this show’s bitch. I admit it.

[Eldemarge]

I don't know how much more soaking wet Ed I can take.  Hello all!

[OoogleEyes]

Hiya! Snacking on some ham while watching THESE hams

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I am so much this show’s bitch. I admit it.

Aren’t we all Auntie, every week

[mmecorday]

Hey everybody! I am still full from Easter dinner and I hope I can keep up! I made chicken thighs in a white wine sauce with garlic, fresh rosemary and lemons. It was delish!

[peaceknit]

Here we gooooooooo~!

[My Girls]

I can't wait to see that moron wandering around Ukraine looking for Lana!  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Had to take my bra off before it killed me. Ahhh, much better.

[Angry Moldovan]

Tomcat is such a child

[greekmom]

How long has Visa been in Nigeria? They have fought EVERY FUCKING DAY.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Mustard yellow is not BibbiGurl’s color. She looks like a demented, haggard bath toy. 

[kacesq]

Happy Easter to all who celebrate! Let’s get this show on the road! Is that how Lisa is presenting herself to Usman’s mom? 

[greekmom]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Tomcat is such a child

He's a bitch ass slut ass famewhore.

[Frozendiva]

Ham, mashed potatoes, and carrots for dinner. Some sparkling wine soon.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hi everyone! Got the Snark-O-Meter tuned up and ready to go into the red zone! 

Hope everyone is well and staying safe.

[KelseyNikki614]

Oh Lisa, we all wish you were going back to the US singe for Usman's sake. Or just not coming back to the US at all for all of our sake. Either works. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Baby hurl is more unattractive with each episode. At least big Ang smiled

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Had to take my bra off before it killed me. Ahhh, much better.

I refuse to wear a bra in the apocalypse

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I'm here, ready to watch David find Bigfoot

His name is Darryl [/Progressive Flo commercial] 😉

Still finishing up a late dinner. Does Lisa even try to make herself look nice? She looks like the old goat.

[Gobi]

Have I mentioned that Baby Hurl Lisa is hideous? Because she is.

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Had to take my bra off before it killed me. Ahhh, much better.

Time for plaster casts.

[Frozendiva]

Still not sure of Baby Girl Visa's handbag pedigree.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Usman doesn’t realize that the roads in the U.S. are paved with “budding” rap/hip hop/whatever wannabes.

[peaceknit]

Mmmmm, curry goat!

[iwasish]

Lost my 90 year old dad to corona last week.  Counting on my fellow posters to ease the sorrow. 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Mustard yellow is not BibbiGurl’s color. She looks like a demented, haggard bath toy. 

I will say it works better than last week's "dust ball under the bed" colored top she had on.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Gobi said:

Have I mentioned that Baby Hurl Lisa is hideous? Because she is.

Open toe shoes in a dirt road village, really?

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Baby hurl is more unattractive with each episode. At least big Ang smiled

Can we congratulate the producers on finding someone who makes Angela look good by comparison?

[RichiesOlderBro]

Hello everyone!

[Granny58]

My aarp magazine this month gives various scams by country and Nigeria is known for romance😀

[KelseyNikki614]

Aw cute baby goats. So of course Lisa is complaining. 

Also she truly looks like she could be his mom, and also looks like refried shit. 

[mmecorday]

"This price seems awfully high." Try ebay, Lisa.

[Pepper Mostly]

God she even has to bitch about the quality of the goats. Is she some sort of goat connoisseur? 

[kacesq]

Just now, iwasish said:

Lost my 90 year old dad to corona last week.  Counting on my fellow posters to ease the sorrow. 

My deepest sympathies!! This virus is merciless. We are here for you.

[JennyMominFL]

I dont know $115 sounds pretty good for a goat. Im no goat market expert though

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

I refuse to wear a bra in the apocalypse

I actually had to go out today. I’m not used to wearing one during these “difficult and uncertain times” (cliche alert) and it bugged the hell out of me.