90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Adeejay said:

Family Chantel got their own show after their fight. Things that make you go hmm.

Well, face it, the Potthast family fight can't hold a candle to the Epic Fight at La Casa Family Chantel. Who can forget Mama Chantel, clutching Nicole's weave in her hand (after she threw Nicole, who probably weighed 100 pounds soaking wet, and was her guest to boot, to the floor), and screaming about Immigration? 

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, Adeejay said:

Family Chantel got their own show after their fight. Things that make you go hmm.

[For Cereals]

You know what else makes you feel like a real adult?  Jobs and paying your own bills and being too tired to play volleyball without a net in the park...

Edited August 9, 2021 by For Cereals

[goofygirl]

Kalani is gonna be sooo happy to be moving to Samoa.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I’ll have to google him…according to Chuck the sisters all married super rich dudes. I don’t think that’s true.

I can’t see any man with money getting married to the coven. 

[tvrox]

Why are they playing catch? That's not an 'adult activity"

[Suzywriter]

9 minutes ago, Gobi said:

No blood? No hair (or extensions) pulled out? The Potshards can do better than that.

There had to be some extensions handy in the coven.

[Frozendiva]

Asuelu can have a relationship with his mom - one with very clear and enforced boundaries.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, face it, the Potthast family fight can't hold a candle to the Epic Fight at La Casa Family Chantel. Who can forget Mama Chantel, clutching Nicole's weave in her hand (after she threw Nicole, who probably weighed 100 pounds soaking wet, and was her guest to boot, to the floor), and screaming about Immigration? 

💀 it was the high point of this shite franchise. I didn’t even see a ring come off. Amateurs 

[Hotel Snarker]

Someone needs to tell Asuelu that if someone is toxic and brings you so much pain without considering your feelings its okay to cut them out of your life, blood or not.

[Gobi]

You can't spell "money" without "Mom". Well, you can but it's not the same.

[Arynm]

No one went in the pool, so the fight was crap. I liked how they split into factions, can't have everyone against Libby and Andrei.

Chuck is going to drop dead from this. Massive heart attack sooner rather than later if he doesn't take a break and go to the spa.

 

[Frozendiva]

Kalani, if you had money and the kids were older, maybe a summer cottage in Samoa.

[Suzywriter]

Kalani looks pregnant already. Lips, cheeks, chin...all are shouting "aig!".

[sainte-chapelle]

Can we talk about the damn reunion after party? They had fucking pizza yet called family Andrei’s delicious spread peasant food…sure

Edited August 9, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Hotel Snarker]

I would never cut off my mom, but fuck your mom Asuelu. Yeah, that makes sense.

[Straycat80]

Someone ask Asuelu how he is going to buy land and a house in Samoa. I wish someone would mention getting a job to him. 

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Someone needs to tell Asuelu that if someone is toxic and brings you so much pain without considering your feelings its okay to cut them out of your life, blood or not.

Eh...that is such a difficult decision. Really.

[LucyEth]

Chuck was pulling a Fred Sanford

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Ahhh didn’t know.  I forgot to add that he’s only famous in Tampa.

 

Is that like big in Belgium? 

[Suzywriter]

Biblical is "you are what your mother is".

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, LucyEth said:

Chuck was pulling a Fred Sanford

"I'm coming, Elizabeth!"

[CrazyInAlabama]

I guess moving to Samoa, not American Samoa, means that after a certain time his immigration won't happen.    He just wants Kalani and the kids trapped in Samoa forever. 

[FrancescaFiore]

Chuck Potthast is a terrible actor. The face touching to indicate crying is a very school play technique. Second only to nodding his fists next to his eyes while puffing out his lower lip.

[Hotel Snarker]

Look, Asuelo isn’t the most outstanding husband, but Kalani picks and choses when she wants to be Samoan.

[TMI]

Opportunities in Samoa??? Assholo...you came to America with some great life skills ...see how you support your family...

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, where are the swingers? Where's Betty's hectic grin and Ron's simmering rage? Where's Brandon's ferret face? 

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Asuelu can have a relationship with his mom - one with very clear and enforced boundaries.

[magemaud]

19 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

 

Angela married Michael under false pretenses. She knew damn well she couldn’t have a baby beforehand

 

Grounds for an annulment 

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Look, Asuelo isn’t the most outstanding husband, but Kalani picks and choses when she wants to be Samoan.

that drives me nuts.. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, where are the swingers? Where's Betty's hectic grin and Ron's simmering rage? Where's Brandon's ferret face? 

Maybe we will get a half hour or an hour of the finishing up stuff with these folks and then an hour of the tell all.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Look, Asuelo isn’t the most outstanding husband, but Kalani picks and choses when she wants to be Samoan.

I think the only thing she likes about being Samoan is that she can stay fat

I'll show myself out........

[sainte-chapelle]

I’m almost out of wine and I think that Ex show is up next

[ExMathMajor]

Are they setting us up for 90 Day The Other Way in Samoa? This could be interesting...

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"I'm coming, Elizabeth!"

It's the big one, Lizabeth!

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, FrancescaFiore said:

Chuck Potthast is a terrible actor. The face touching to indicate crying is a very school play technique. Second only to nodding his fists next to his eyes while puffing out his lower lip.

So... You're saying Chuck has the acting chops of a third grader?  I totally agree!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Grounds for an annulment 

Except I do not believe they are legally married at all. I will go to my grave believing that. So Angela can jettison him just in time to sign on to a season of Living Single, or whatever its called. 

Edited August 9, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[Doublemint]

1/2 hour to go.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Is that like big in Belgium? 

🤣🤣🤣 What ever happened to our Shane?

Ah, Show Biz Moms and Dads. My gateway drug to TWoP and the joys of snarking 

[Suzywriter]

Tui was the first Samoan on this trainwreck to acknowledge that Tammy and Mama Asuelu's expectations were a normal part of the culture. It's nuts to us, but at least now we have an idea of how we got here. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

1/2 hour to go.

It’s the final countdown 🎸🎸🎸

[Gobi]

Welcome to Plathville - An entire town of depressed, suicidal poets.

[tvrox]

Smile painted on wall... how ironic! 

[Hotel Snarker]

11 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I thought maybe he was staff because of the mask, and the fact that none of the hooligans tried to fight him.

Chuck is an instigator. He keeps bringing people who do not get  along together and then crying "I just wanted a nice family gathering..." over and over. That shit is called 'reactionary abuse'. He creates a situation that he knows is volatile, and then cries "You're all going to give me a heart attack...how could you be so mean..." after triangulating by purposely excluding some of his offspring from deals in which he previously included them. 

I'm surprised his original wife didn't bean him with a 9-iron before leaving him. 

I feel like the next thing Chuck is going to do is plan a family reunion at Disney World in order to solve family issues.

[For Cereals]

How can you be on the fence about staying with Ronald?

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Except I do not believe they are legally married at all. I will go to my grave believing that. So Angela can jettison him just in time to sign on to a season of Living Single, or whatever its called. 

I'm with you, I have been saying all season she wants to set herself up for a Living Single type show.

[Mindthinkr]

Tiff better not sit on the fence too long. It might break from the weight. 

[goofygirl]

Lort. Climb down off the cross Tiffany!  Just go on back home and be done with it.

[Suzywriter]

Tiffany, if you're on the fence, I'll bet anything that you're stuck there.

[Adeejay]

Why is everything Ronald’s fault?