90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Gwen. Jovi's version of "talking" is: 

"What, you're mad now?"

"Why are you so boring all the time?"

"Why aren't you any fun?"

"Why do you ruin everything?"

 

[tvrox]

Go Gwen!! Jovi you know you've messed up when even your mom thinks you need to grow up.

[ExMathMajor]

Just now, Drogo said:

He didn't want to argue in front of the baby so instead of apologizing he got his own room.  Somebody punch this fucker. 

GWEN! GWEN! GWEN!

[CSunshine76]

Gwen is by far the only sane person on this show!

Edited August 9, 2021 by CSunshine76

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

He didn't want to argue in front of the baby so instead of apologizing he got his own room.  Somebody punch this fucker. 

Paging mr miner

[Mr. Miner]

Chompers is a pouty little punk!

[Doublemint]

You have to make choices Jovi, you can't be married and a Father and still lead the single life.   Pick a lane...

[sainte-chapelle]

Jovi is now fighting Mike for the gaslighter of the season award

[Frozendiva]

The unplanned baby plays a part. Jovi hoped he'd have a couple of years of marriage.

[magemaud]

26 minutes ago, Drogo said:

 

I got some good brats and some burgers...

OH AND ANDREI AND I ARE SHARING A TRI-TIP AND LEAVING U BITCHES OUT

 

I’ve heard Libby is the youngest of his ten brats. Tri-tip? Why not “buy me a tomahawk, Mama.” 

After the preview aired, a sharp eyed poster noticed the grill isn’t even lit 

[hula-la]

Apologies would be much more sincere if people said “I’m sorry THAT” instead of “I’m sorry IF”. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Jovi: "We could be having an amazing time at the strip club". 

Oh my god, he's passive aggressive as fuck. "I'm sorry you made me think you wanted to go to the strip club". "Why did you become such a boring old stick?"

Dump him Yara. Run for the hills. He does not deserve you. 

[Frozendiva]

The party animal life is maybe once a month to the club with his friends.

[My Girls]

I hope Yara meets some sweet rich guy that takes her away from this jackass.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

I’ve heard Libby is the youngest of his ten brats. Tri-tip? Why not “buy me a tomahawk, Mama.” 

After the preview aired, a sharp eyed poster noticed the grill isn’t even lit 

Of course! The production values are zero

[Mr. Miner]

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Paging mr miner

My auto correct says “punch him in the face” before I type it.

Edited August 9, 2021 by Mr. Miner

[Gobi]

" There's only so much I can give up. And keeping strippers is non -negotiable. "

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Jovi is now fighting Mike for the gaslighter of the season award

THIS!

[sainte-chapelle]

Give up WHAT Jovi?!?!? Strippers and partying?!?! That is IT. Yara isn’t perfect but gave up much more than you did…he is such a piece of shit.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ugh…I was trying to chat on my computer but it’s having issues right now… I am so stressed out…uggh!

[Mrs. Hanson]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Gwen: “I thought that when he had a baby he would grow up and not be stupid…”

Narrator: “But there was no way Jovi would grow up and not be stupid.”

I really REALLY hate it when people give an agenda to a baby.

[CrazyInAlabama]

I wonder if he really got his own room, or if he spent the night at the bar with some stripper?

SInce Asuelu barely works, and Kalani doesn't, then why are they staying in an expensive town in Utah?     They need to find somewhere that Asuelu can work full time, and costs less than where they are.   Bet Asuelu will have a really ridiculous idea of what to do next. 

Edited August 9, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

The party animal life is maybe once a month to the club with his friends.

Exactly. He's a married dad now. Time to embrace the joys of mowing the lawn, taking your baby to the park, cookouts with the neighbors, and puttering in your garage! 

[Angry Moldovan]

Oh Yara, ditch the chomps. Non Jovi can go back to the gutters of nawlins

[greekmom]

I love how much these Americans think the green card is the be all and end all as to why they come to the US. But they dont realize what the person is actually giving up leaving and moving away.

[Frozendiva]

Why is there a caramel knee high boot from Stuart Weitzman on my monitor?

[TMI]

14 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

But but his accident…that was a fender bender….he needs to financially recover

Financially recover from POVERTY...how much money did he have before the accident...if you don't count TLC bucks...he cannot be making enough money to support a family of four!

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Exactly. He's a married dad now. Time to embrace the joys of mowing the lawn, taking your baby to the park, cookouts with the neighbors, and puttering in your garage! 

And Yara also gets the same time with her girlfriends and Joves can babysit.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Ugh…I was trying to chat on my computer but it’s having issues right now… I am so stressed out…uggh!

Deep breath!  Then reboot, we will wait for you ❤️

[TazDevil]

My guide shows 3 HOURS of 90 Day: The Single Life tomorrow night.  Leave it to TLC to try to overdo everything.

[ExMathMajor]

"Who wants the green card when you're living like this?"

I wasn't sure I liked any of the adults (in relationships) on this season. However, Yara's coming pretty close to being the one I hate the least.

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Exactly. He's a married dad now. Time to embrace the joys of mowing the lawn, taking your baby to the park, cookouts with the neighbors, and puttering in your garage! 

And embrace becoming your parents, a la Progressive commercials!  "He has blue hair!  "BLUE!"

[JeanJean]

7 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I thought this trip to Miami would help me reconnect with strippers."

I laughed out loud at this.

[Gobi]

No swingers for the final episode?

[tvrox]

36 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

That’s why he is my 90 day spiritual animal because I can’t either. Ahhh fuck it

Same @Angry Moldovan, me too. Fuck this shit. 

[TazDevil]

Just now, Gobi said:

No swingers for the final episode?

You say that like it's a bad thing?

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Gobi said:

No swingers for the final episode?

Perhaps they are getting in one last party before the tell all or maybe they left early to hook up with some swingers in the greater New York area

[firefly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

No swingers for the final episode?

How can we go on if we don’t find out whether Julia got the job at the health club?

[Frozendiva]

Wonder if he sees the washing machine as Tammy.

[tvrox]

What the heck is Asuelo doing???

A rage room is a thing? Hmm maybe I need to go to one. 

[mmecorday]

Are they making an Art of Noise music video?

[CrazyInAlabama]

So, Kalani and Asuelu can't afford to live on their own, and Asuelu is going to one of those smash everything places?    I wonder how much that costs. 

Edited August 9, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Hotel Snarker]

I'm sorry guys, my computer froze for a whole five minutes and I had to turn it off and turn it back on again. I really get annoyed when my computer does that.

Jovi wants a puppy. A golden retriever. Not a wife and a child. Jovi wants everyone around him to be happy all the time no matter what’s going on. Not because Jovi cares about other people’s feelings, but because he wants to be in a happy environment and doesn’t want to be inconvenienced by other people’s negative emotions.

[magemaud]

Three beauties, Bird-faced Becky, Chinless Libby and Wonky-eyed Jenn.  

[Straycat80]

How about putting energy into finding a job instead of smashing shit. 

Edited August 9, 2021 by Straycat80

[Frozendiva]

Your friend is good, Asuelu!

[RichiesOlderBro]

5 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

My guide shows 3 HOURS of 90 Day: The Single Life tomorrow night.  Leave it to TLC to try to overdo everything.

Is this the show from the app making its way to cable?

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, firefly said:

How can we go on if we don’t find out whether Julia got the job at the health club?

I’m guessing she took her lucite heels to the written certification exams and didn’t pass...

[Hotel Snarker]

Asuelu should invite Andrei to this.

[sainte-chapelle]

10 minutes ago, TMI said:

Financially recover from POVERTY...how much money did he have before the accident...if you don't count TLC bucks...he cannot be making enough money to support a family of four!

Right but it isn’t on her parents to support them. I think he made pretty good money on the resort in Samoa. TLC tends to play a stereotypical ‘third_world’ narrative when it isn’t really the case. The rent free home was a lovely arrangement and her mom is giving them plenty of notice. Save that cash and rent an apt and stop looking at houses you can’t afford and talking about more babies.

Edited August 9, 2021 by sainte-chapelle