90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dullard (or Dull-Eyed) Assholeu. Either way, he’s playing with half a brain cell.

[Suzywriter]

BTW, I like Asuelu. He's dumb as a bag of rocks, but he is trying. 

[ExMathMajor]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So tonight’s theme is mothers and their breasts and the kids who never got over being weaned?

It does seem to be that way...

Michael (Nigerian) has a boob fixation thanks in part to his mother.

Jovi wants Yara to put Mylah in the closet, but Yara doesn't want to.

Neither Brandon nor Mike seem to be able to detach from their mothers.

Andrei/Libby?

 

[Doublemint]

It's here!    We're waiting for it - GO KALANI, Go!

[Grifter Lives]

Natalie showed off her 110-IQ in that last sequence.  

[Straycat80]

I haven’t been able to watch this show in a few weeks. I tune in just in time to Asuelu, Kalani, and money grubbing Mama, ugh! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, what's up Tammy's ass? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Fuck off Tammy. You don’t have kids to support

[Angry Moldovan]

Give me money bitches. That’s all I want

[Suzywriter]

Tammy looks pregnant.

[mmecorday]

OMG, @Straycat80! Your avatar is adorable!!

[Hotel Snarker]

Tammy already starting drama!!

[Grifter Lives]

Only Easter Island-head Mama Asuelo could tell Asuelo that he looks handsome.  She probably loves his voice, too.

[Armchair Critic]

Asuelu's relationship is smooth just like his brain waves

[greekmom]

Sorry guys.

If it wasn't for you guys I would be bored out of my mind.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, ExMathMajor said:

It does seem to be that way...

Michael (Nigerian) has a boob fixation thanks in part to his mother.

Jovi wants Yara to put Mylah in the closet, but Yara doesn't want to.

Neither Brandon nor Mike seem to be able to detach from their mothers.

Andrei/Libby?

 

Libby has been attached to her fathers wallet since birth. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Tammy: I tell my kids I'm gonna beat them up all time.

CPS shows up ...

[renatae]

Tammy will probably completely ruin Christmas for everyone else. She is a bully without a reason. If I was Kalani, I would be beside myself.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Sometimes Tammy wants to fight"? Mama Asuelu, that is the understatement of the year!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Uh oh, Tammy is referring to herself in the third person. She’s gangsta.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

Only Easter Island-head Mama Asuelo could tell Asuelo that he looks handsome.  She probably loves his voice, too.

Olmec Head 😂

[Angry Moldovan]

Glue a braid on Mama Assuelos chin and you have Low

Edited July 26, 2021 by Angry Moldovan

[My Girls]

blah blah blah...

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Sorry guys.

If it wasn't for you guys I would be bored out of my mind.

Truth!

[Gobi]

Boxing Day doesn't mean what Tammy thinks it means.

[Hotel Snarker]

If you teach your kids to be nice why does your daughter want to beat everyone up?!

 

[magemaud]

 

18 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

 

It looks like she is anchoring down a wig. 

You’re right, her hair definitely looks like a wig. She must have been inspired by Darcey and Stacey. 

Edited July 26, 2021 by magemaud

[sainte-chapelle]

Tammy is such a nasty bitch. Get her off my screen

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

Only Easter Island-head Mama Asuelo could tell Asuelo that he looks handsome.  She probably loves his voice, too.

I need to see her and papa Kalani in the same room…they look a lot alike

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

But a braid on Mama Assuelos chin and you have Low

Somewhere last week - maybe on in a bonus scene - Kalani told Kolini that she'd like to have a daughter.  She seems not to fear Asuelo's genes.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Tammy. You know damn well what's going to happen. 

I think, sadly, that Asuelu is the smartest one of the bunch. Heaven help us all. 

[charmed1]

Tammy, unless you’re bringing a baseball bat as a Christmas gift, there’s no way you’re beating up anybody in that house. 

[TazDevil]

Wow that was a lot of reading those last two segments!

[greekmom]

Does Asuleu have fur around his steering wheel?

It looks like a dead possum died on the wheel.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, greekmom said:

Does Asuleu have fur around his steering wheel?

It looks like a dead possum died on the wheel.

Jethro Bodine would run circles around Asuelu in the brains department.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

Somewhere last week - maybe on in a bonus scene - Kalani told Kolini that she'd like to have a daughter.  She seems not to fear Asuelo's genes.

Kalani is setting the stage. I bet she's already pregnant. And oooooh, won't we all be surprised! Not. 

[Doublemint]

It's here!    We're waiting for it - GO KALANI, Go!

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Somewhere last week - maybe on in a bonus scene - Kalani told Kolini that she'd like to   have a daughter.  She seems not to fear Asuelo's genes.

A female version of Asuelo?   The mind boggles . . .  

 

 

Edited July 26, 2021 by Floatingbison

[Auntie Anxiety]

He thinks it makes his Uber higher in demand.

[Angry Moldovan]

Tammy looks like she’d fight dirty, they better put their hair up in a bun

[greekmom]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Kalani is setting the stage. I bet she's already pregnant. And oooooh, won't we all be surprised! Not. 

hmmmm I don't think so.

She would be really showing now if she was. She's posted and she seems the same.

But who knows. Maybe she is gunning for kid #4

[My Girls]

3 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I need to see her and papa Kalani in the same room…they look a lot alike

You thinking what I'm thinking??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Kalani is setting the stage. I bet she's already pregnant. And oooooh, won't we all be surprised! Not. 

Definitely. I’d bet my remote control that she’s already a few months pregnant. With her size, she could hide the baby bump till the eighth month.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Tammy looks like she’d fight dirty, they better put their hair up in a bun

And take off her earrings 

[Gobi]

He's done the BJ, now it's time for the JO.

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Tammy, unless you’re bringing a baseball bat as a Christmas gift, there’s no way you’re beating up anybody in that house. 

They should note Tiff over to sit on her

[Suzywriter]

Tammy is a gaslighting shit. She immediately asked questions about who would attack her (nobody) instead of agreeing to be polite.

[Armchair Critic]

Angela is so unattractive in every way, and then she starts the conversation talking about cleaning up after a dog. Scintillating.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Tammy looks like she’d fight dirty, they better put their hair up in a bun

I bet she keeps razors in her hair

[Pepper Mostly]

I cannot believe that Angie isn't blaming Michael for her house being a mess.