90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Auntie Anxiety]

Betty, your job was to raise your kid to be independent. It’s not your life. Your job is not to guilt him into doing what YOU want. Boundaries are good things.

[OoogleEyes]

Talk about arrested development 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

ANY Brandon makes me want to punch him in the face!

I wish I could hi-yah Brandon in the face!

[Grifter Lives]

"Leaving my home and everything I love for the person I love. . . " 

Brandon is so deep.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I'm getting bored with Betty's fake tears.

Tears of a swinging clown

[greekmom]

Darcy and Stacy need boob reductions.

[RichiesOlderBro]

You know that hot tub will be a thumping the first Saturday night after they move out. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Talk about arrested development 

We need a Lucille Bluth-esque mother in law. 

[Boston]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

" How about one last swingers party for old times sake? "

They're  getting pissed off cause they have to work on the weekends..lol.  cramps up those swingers weekends.

[mmecorday]

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If they had some ponies then maybe

Or grew Lamborghinis in the garden.

[Emmeline]

Jovi is one of the few guys on the show with a really good job.  However, I can see how Yara and Jovi would drive each other crazy being together 24 hours a day for weeks or months at a time.  
How is Jovi’s mom going to keep the child at night if Yara was nursing multiple times a night?

Do Brandon’s parent make any money from the farm or is it just a hobby farm?  When they’ve shown it I don’t see anything I’d want to come back to.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

You know that hot tub will be a thumping the first Saturday night after they move out. 

I seriously wonder how the heck they swing on the farm with Brandon around.

[Mr. Miner]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

If they had some ponies then maybe

Who leaves a country packed with ponies for a non pony country? It just doesn’t make sense!

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

You know that hot tub will be a thumping the first Saturday night after they move out. 

Only if Doomsday doesn't come first.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Subway advertising their fake tuna subs? The only sub I’d ever get from there is a vegetable one, no meats, no fish.

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Tears of a swinging clown

💀🤣

[magemaud]

7 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

 

Money for Lamborghini? What, is he 12?

 

Didn’t look like there was much money in the jar 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I wish I could hi-yah Brandon in the face!

If it were up to us, Brandon would live in a state of constant black and blueness.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Sad Brandon makes me want to punch him in the face. 👊🏻

One thing about Brandon, he is consistently rage inducing. 

Betty and Ron are probably the worst parents I've ever seen. Weeping and wailing about their nearly 30 year old son leaving home, whinging about how they have to work the farm all alone (instead of using their grown son and his wife as unpaid labor), and either laying on the guilt with a trowel, or telling their son to his face that he's stupid, gormless, idiotic, and easily led astray by his grasping, manipulative Russian hoor. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

Who leaves a country packed with ponies for a non pony country? It just doesn’t make sense!

Gold Jerry, gold!

[Floatingbison]

Jovi makes good money for sure, but I think he also has a really high burn rate.  When I was going out a lot and drinking and so forth, I ran through thousands without much problem.

[Suzywriter]

10 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Exactly…meant to say home and country

LOL, but I was calling Brandon "country", which is a euphemism for someone who fights progess and is just generally unsophisticated.  

I have country relatives. Fortunately, they avoid me. I'm not country enough.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nuttie is cold. She should have accepted the crocheted scarf offer from Trish.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

We need a Lucille Bluth-esque mother in law. 

Including martinis? Oh, I'd watch that in a heartbeat 

[TazDevil]

Nutalie's friend really likes the headband look, huh?

[sainte-chapelle]

LMAO about Nats friend telling her she needs a scarf. She needs to call up momma Mike

[Suzywriter]

Juliana's coat is gorgeous!!

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Who leaves a country packed with ponies for a non pony country? It just doesn’t make sense!

📢 Ding ding ding Seinfeld quote alert

[ExMathMajor]

Why the FUCK is Brandon still trying to come back to the house? Grow the fuck UP already.

What the FUCK is Juliana wearing?

[Hotel Snarker]

Still wearing that aerobics headband.

[Angry Moldovan]

Well here’s some comedic relief everyone. Grangie should get her to read her cards

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nuttie’s friend is waiting to get an audition call from RenFaire.

[Grifter Lives]

I don't blame her, but Natalie runs to Seattle for every and any possible reason.

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Nutalie's friend really likes the headband look, huh?

 

It looks like she is anchoring down a wig. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Jules is right…Mike is a gaslighter

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Still wearing that aerobics headband.

She borrowed it from Mike.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Including martinis? Oh, I'd watch that in a heartbeat 

I’d love to see her say I don’t care for Becky much or when coke head Charlie comes to the door she tells him to get a warrant.

[ExMathMajor]

Okay, that coat is growing on me, but that headband (and the wig under it) isn't doing her any favors.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nuttie is cold. She should have accepted the crocheted scarf offer from Trish.

Spoiler

Mike will take one in XXXS for his dick videos! OH MY EYES yes I watched the leaked video.

 

[sainte-chapelle]

“ He should let go of the boob” 😂 she should tell that to Nigerian Mike

Edited July 26, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

So tonight’s theme is mothers and their breasts and the kids who never got over being weaned?

[Gobi]

Well, Mike is as big as an elephant.

[charmed1]

Does Natalie’s friend blink? She looks animatronic.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

“ He should let go of the boob” 😂 

He lives in Washington, his mother lives in Oklahoma. 

Just now, Gobi said:

Well, Mike is as big as an elephant.

TMI

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

"Leaving my home and everything I love for the person I love. . . " 

Brandon is so deep.

Jesus, Brandon. Maybe you could learn to love some other things. Like building a life with your wife, and your future together. 

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

If it were up to us, Brandon would live in a state of constant black and blueness.

He really is just so punchable. 

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

LMAO about Nats friend telling her she needs a scarf. She needs to call up momma Mike

She's sending us a coded message. Momma Mike probably knitted evil sorcery into that scarf, or dipped it in COVID germs. 

Just now, ExMathMajor said:

Why the FUCK is Brandon still trying to come back to the house? Grow the fuck UP already.

Why is he acting like they'll be so poor they won't be able to afford food? Jesus Christ Brandon. 

[rideashire]

I didn't sign up for a sad baby elephant story, Natalie. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

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Mike will take one in XXXS for his dick videos! OH MY EYES yes I watched the leaked video.

 

Weiner alert!

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Does Natalie’s friend blink? She looks animatronic.

If I were stuck in Sequim with Mike, I'd buy a robot friend, too. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Sorry guys, my connection was timed out and I had to exit this website for a second.

The elephant analogy is spot on. Natalie is in an abusive relationship.

[RichiesOlderBro]

IS EVERYONE READY FOR A RUMBLE!