90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[greekmom]

I bet Charlie and Tammy did some lines before coming on stage.

There's no other excuse.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

Why are Asuelo's eyes so red?

Maybe he was hanging out with Charlie

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

Why are Asuelo's eyes so red?

He ripped a few bong hits backstage.

[sainte-chapelle]

I started watching that you me and my Ex show but I tired of it quickly

[mmecorday]

So my girlfriend and I are spending a long weekend at Virginia Beach next month. We've decided to check out the Hair of the Dog restaurant that Tarik and Hazel went to.

 

[LEILANI2]

9 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Shut up Shawn, all you can muster is “Wow, what a Christmas, what a Christmas.”

Terrible host she’s the worst! 

Shaun puts no effort or gives any fuck about this show, yet they  keep her like there's not millions of people who would be better at hosting this show and would do it for free.

[Doublemint]

Finally - Asuelo told Tammy why doesn't she have more kids - she has only two.

[Grifter Lives]

Lisena thinks that her son owes her money.  

[LucyEth]

Tammy makes the problems worse.  She should stay out of it as well as Kolini      

Edited August 23, 2021 by LucyEth

[RichiesOlderBro]

9 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

She got knocked up so they had to get married per her father and her religion, she plucked an idiot from Samoa, brought him to the states and had not plan, got pregnant again and had no plan...they really do not plan anything, not even having kids.  Asuelo keeps saying how he wants a big family but no visible means of financial support.

They probably made $150k this season alone. 

[Trackdawg]

On 8/22/2021 at 6:44 PM, Armchair Critic said:

I am a fount of useless knowledge, my parents used to say they wished I could apply my knack for trivia to a job. HA! I enjoyed your gif of father Sumit, another gif of one of his parent's sick burns would be fun. Oh and it's actually 'Just Our Luck' I was close (just Googled it).

Me too! I was prepping myself to audition for Jeopardy one day...but I think I have passed my ideal Brain Age. It feels like playing GIF Concentration with y'all every week helps me keep the rust off my cerebral hamster wheel, though

Father Sumit, you got it. Also:

Oh wait, you did. NVM

Edited August 25, 2021 by Trackdawg
en Español es la razón.

[Frozendiva]

You just want the money, Lesina.

[goofygirl]

"Asuelu, you give me some money and I'll forget you put me out of your Christmas house!"

 

This fambly......  Can they just go ahead and move in with Charlie??

[Pepper Mostly]

Shawn: Do you think your son owes you an apology?

Lesina: He owes me money! Money is what I want! Apology, shmapology! 

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I started watching that you me and my Ex show but I tired of it quickly

I only got through five minutes of You, Me, and my Ex before I gave up on it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn to Mother A: Do you want Asshole to apologize to you?

Mother A: Give me some money.

[LEILANI2]

23 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Did they have a sale somewhere? 

The 99 cent store having a sale on red jumpsuits and ponytail extensions.

[magemaud]

Apologies to anyone impacted by the storm but: edited to add that I regret posting something so insensitive to the people who suffered any kind of loss from the storm and am grateful that here at the Jersey Shore we were spared from damage this time. 

Edited August 23, 2021 by magemaud

[Grifter Lives]

Shawn, the greatest moderator ever, expected success in her stretch-assignment of reaching reconciliation of the Families Kalani and Asuelo.  

She must have been doing lines backstage with Charlie and Asuelo.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Shaun puts no effort or gives any fuck about this show, yet they  keep her like there's not millions of people who would be better at hosting this show and would do it for free.

Why can't we have Andy Cohen host the Tell Alls? He is much better at asking questions than Shaun. Shaun just asks questions people already know the answer to.

[Straycat80]

Lesina wants to make up with Asuelu because she wants money. Maybe get the sister away and maybe they can have a relationship. 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Apologies to anyone impacted by the storm but: 

Thank god I'm not in New England.

[Floatingbison]

Mother Asuolo is just fuckin' fruitbat.  She's crazy.

[LucyEth]

Blanks stares and no answers as usual from Dumb and Dumber

[Pepper Mostly]

"Here Asuelu, have another Xanax"

[Armchair Critic]

They aren't wrong that Asuelu's "mind is like a baby"

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Why can't we have Andy Cohen host the Tell Alls? He is much better at asking questions than Shaun. Shaun just asks questions people already know the answer to.

Watching the leaked show last year, I realized that the producers are telling her all of the questions over her ear piece. 

Edited August 23, 2021 by RichiesOlderBro

[Floatingbison]

Mike is sooooo checked out of all of this.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike says the relationship is over and Nuttie gives the death stare. Some things never change.

[Grifter Lives]

Mike & Natalie, is this relationship over?

Natalie: Yes.  Catch up with me on The Single Life.

[goofygirl]

So, which one is gonna be on "The Single Life"..... Mike or Nutalie??

[Hotel Snarker]

You can just tell how much this shit with his mom and sister hurts Aseulu every time its brought up.

[Floatingbison]

Ronald getting one sentence in so he can get his SAG minimum fee.

[hookedontv]

Was that a 5 hour show? Longest 2 hours of my life. 

[mmecorday]

Let's hope this means we won't see backwoods Mike or bunny boiler Natalie ever again.

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Tammy makes the problems worse.  She should stay out of it as well as Colin

I think she meant "@LucyEth". Too many punches to the head.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Watching the leaked show last year, I realized that the producers are telling her all of the questions over her ear piece. 

Yeah. I'm aware of that.

[LEILANI2]

What a lackluster tell alls...oh nevermind, they're all like this.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Here Asuelu, have another Xanax"

Flintstone Xanax

[Eldemarge]

Mike really puts off that "rubbish in the sack" energy, doesn't he?

[Pepper Mostly]

SHAWN HAVE YOU BEEN PAYING ATTENTION AT ALL? Mike and Natalie are more over than parachute pants and chunky highlights.

[RichiesOlderBro]

That’s a wrap!

 

See you all next week for the new season!

[LucyEth]

Just now, Trackdawg said:

I think she meant "@LucyEth". Too many punches to the head.

I had to correct it like 4 times to say Kolini, LOL!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Let's hope this means we won't see backwoods Mike or bunny boiler Natalie ever again.

MaybeThe Single Life

[Hotel Snarker]

Wait, do we know if Yara is pregnant IRL or not? Was there an official announcement on Instagram?

[Floatingbison]

It was like time stood still . . .that was sooo bad.

[Frozendiva]

Mykull is right that the other folks are scared of Angela.

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Mother Asuolo is just fuckin' fruitbat.  She's crazy.

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Mike really puts off that "rubbish in the sack" energy, doesn't he?

Yeah, typical "is it in yet"? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

In that black sausage dress, Libby looked like a big toe infected by toenail fungus.