90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[charmed1]

Ok, I Uber a lot because parking in my city sucks, but I wonder if Jovi is even allowed to drive. 

[Suzywriter]

Stephanie is trashed 

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

If someone put crawfish in front of me when I was pregnant, I would have vomited ON them.

Yeah, I love ground beef but could not even smell it in early pregnancy

[Gobi]

Steph needs a psychic to tell her that Ryan will leave her for a younger woman? Does she need a psychic to tell her where the Sun will rise?

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

If he doesn’t love her, why the fuck did he let her move here?!

Because he is a chicken shit coward. He had her come, so he could treat her like shit and she'd dump him. Then he could whine to all his friends that he spent all this money and brought her here to the Golden Mecca of Sequim Washington but that ungrateful bitch dumped him. 

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Jovi, she's pregnant! My mom had my dad buy her shrimp at like 9pm and then proceeded to throw up when she was pregnant with me.

God when I was pregnant I could only drink grapefruit juice and eat cucumbers. My office was right near the catering kitchen and it was HELL. The smells were nausea inducing.

Stephanie, it does not take a psychic to know that Ryan will leave you for a younger woman. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Not another pregnancy test. I propose IUDs at passport control 🛂 

[mamadrama]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Jovi, she's pregnant! My mom had my dad buy her shrimp at like 9pm and then proceeded to throw up when she was pregnant with me.

After raiding all the common area refrigerators, my husband begged a security guard to open a classroom building at our university in Wales so that he could get to a vending machine. It was 3am and I felt like if I didn't have a Coke I was going to die. 

[OoogleEyes]

OMG not *another* pregnancy. Snoooooze.

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Same!

My screen thinks I need to shave my toes

 

I do not, JFTR

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

"My 27-year-old fiance Zied is only 27 years old."

In 10 years her 27 year old fiancé will be 37.   

[Suzywriter]

Phexxi sounds awful.

[magemaud]

OMG, Stephanie, my daughters stopped wearing that two ponytail style when they were ten. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Same!

Me too, but my dogs are old and will need them soon

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Why does my screen have ads for Doggy Diapers from Amazon?   

Yesterday I was FaceTiming with my DIL and grandkids. She mentioned Marriott and I immediately got a robocall from Marriott. You have no privacy.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Why does my screen have ads for Doggy Diapers from Amazon?   

Mine, too.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

"My 27-year-old fiance Zied is only 27 years old."

I have a disease and a gambling problem

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Stephanie, it does not take a psychic to know that Ryan will leave you for a younger woman. 

Helen Keller even saw that coming

[Frozendiva]

It was cold so I ordered groceries online and had them delivered. I couldn't go out when it was -30 and a -42 windchill. 

[mmecorday]

A new contraceptive called Phexxi. Is it supposed to sound like how someone pronounces "sexy" after a visit to the dentist?

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

God when I was pregnant I could only drink grapefruit juice and eat cucumbers. 

 

Oh, I feel your pain. I could only drink vanilla slim fast or ice water, and eat dry rice cakes. 

[Frozendiva]

This week's ads are from Nordstrom.

[mamadrama]

Happy Valentine's Day! Throwback to pregnancy with  BabyDrama1. 

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

In 10 years her 27 year old fiancé will be 37.   

She will be back on this show with a 27 year old fiance. 

 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

In 10 years her 27 year old fiancé will be 37.   

And she will be 60!

[Hotel Snarker]

That Slotomania commercial with the man on a finger creeps me out.

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

This week's ads are from Nordstrom.

Oh sure. You get Nordstrom and i get toe shaving

[Coltee Gal]

7 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

She’s back in da house

Yay! So glad.

[Arynm]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

If someone put crawfish in front of me when I was pregnant, I would have vomited ON them.

Agreed! I wasn't sucking any heads at any point in my pregnancy.

Gag

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

Happy Valentine's Day! Throwback to pregnancy with  BabyDrama1. 

Awwww so cute! You guys look great.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

A new contraceptive called Phexxi. Is it supposed to sound like how someone pronounces "sexy" after a visit to the dentist?

Or after lip injections like Lacy from LALU...

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

Happy Valentine's Day! Throwback to pregnancy with  BabyDrama1. 

Great Pic - hope you're feeling better.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Steph’s cheeks look very plump.

[Twopper]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Fuck my ass, I thought the crawdad broil WAS the party! There's ANOTHER party?

of course, it is Louisiana---or at least the southern part.

I think TLC may insist Jovi and Yara are being driven around, because if Jovi is only drinking half of what Yara implies he is drinking, I doubt TLC wants him driving drunk and getting them sued as well.    Liability is a big concern with his drinking.  They let Mike drive so I guess he isn't the drunk Natalie claims he is.

[TazDevil]

Oh, she's pounding Margaritas.  This should end well!

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Helen Keller even saw that coming

He likely already has one. Or 3.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

Happy Valentine's Day! Throwback to pregnancy with  BabyDrama1.

You were adorable in that picture. That was me on Twitter who asked you to post the rest of your love story in the newspaper.

[greekmom]

Stephanie maybe you should call Harris to service you.

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

Oh sure. You get Nordstrom and i get toe shaving

I’m getting addiction treatment. Must have been my comment about wine. 

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, Arynm said:

Agreed! I wasn't sucking any heads at any point in my pregnancy.

Gag

Dead!

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

That Slotomania commercial with the man on a finger creeps me out.

That ad is soooo cheesy I thought it was a local ad only.  I can't believe it's national.

[OoogleEyes]

OMG I want to go to Belize if you can Belize it 

[CrazyInAlabama]

I will not miss the Irwins, I may be alone in this, but the wife always gave me bad vibes.     I love zoo shows, but not that one. 

I will never watch the Newlywed Game imitation of Love Games either.  

Does Stephanie's face move at all, except for her lower lip?    She's also a fool if she sleeps with Ryan the woman tourist's best friend without protection.   Ryan looks like the head pirate in Captain Phillips.     I wish we could see Harris, and see if he even talks to her.    Ryan is a dud.   Is Stephanie totally bombed?    Why is she pretending to believe Ryan saying he hasn't slept with anyone but her?  

I keep getting ads for overpriced apartments, in Florida.  

(That Slotomania ad character is John Goodman.  Apparently, he lost weight again).  

Cody on Sister Wives looks like he's wearing a Shirley Temple wig.  

Edited February 15, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Frozendiva]

I don't need a Tarot card to tell me to be careful around my 25 years younger than me fiance.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

That Slotomania commercial with the man on a finger creeps me out.

Yeah, I don’t know if John Goodman owes back taxes?

[Auntie Anxiety]

What an attractive t shirt on Stephanie. 

[Suzywriter]

This girl is trashed. 

[hula-la]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Phexxi sounds awful.

And I’m looking at thinking “that looks good, I wonder if it’s available in Canada?” 

[hisbunkie]

19 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Mike just seems like a dud, he would bore me.

I think Mike is sad.  He is still grieving Natalie throwing the ring at him.  I seriously feel bad for him.  Could be because I’m old enough to be his mother.

[Hotel Snarker]

Stephanie is the literal definition of mess.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

of course, it is Louisiana---or at least the southern part.

I think TLC may insist Jovi and Yara are being driven around, because if Jovi is only drinking half of what Yara implies he is drinking, I doubt TLC wants him driving drunk and getting them sued as well.    Liability is a big concern with his drinking.  They let Mike drive so I guess he isn't the drunk Natalie claims he is.

I’m sure the camera crew won’t get in the car with a drunk Jovi behind the wheel.