90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, Andi27 said:

Washington State has some great lavender farms.

From today's Seattle Times:

Sequim, a small town known for its summer lavender festival and its above-average ration of sunshine for the Pacific Northwest, is now drawing darker national attention as home to a mayor who has promoted irrational QAnon conspiracy theories.

[VioletNevermind]

It’s called 90-Day Fiancé, Mike.  The whole premise is kind of about “rushing.”  Also, this episode only has 10 minutes left, so . . .

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So now the saleswoman is the event planner? Great.

Natalie is desperate like SOS, emergency.

[Pepper Mostly]

Does Mike not know how the K1 Fiancee visa works? Its not a "getting to know you" kind of deal.

[Hotel Snarker]

When she's being sweet and playful it comes off really fake to me.

[CrazyInAlabama]

7 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Mrs. FB has raised a practical question.  Does discovery + mean that 90Day will air on that only, and TLC leaves basic cable?

From what I've read, the 90 Day basic will still air on TLC, but the extras like, Pillow Talk, and Tell alls (Tell nothings) and the other stuff that's all new spinoffs will be on D+.    And they're supposed to move the Chip and Joanna to Magnolia network when it finally comes on (it will take over DIY network), so who knows if that will happen, or if everything will stay on D+.   

Julia would be smart to go to the airport, and fly home.    Brandon's parents will never stop being rotten to her.  

[Straycat80]

Mike is probably peeing in the corner of the closet when Natalie isn’t looking. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Smells like a hobo Uncle Beau took a crap on a campfire after eating burritos.

FTFY.

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Frozendiva said:

Is Andrew paying for the Serbia trip?

He better. First class! 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I went to a lavender farm in Ontario and lost my mind. Because it was up North the creams and sprays were super cheap.

Can you recommend the place ?? I'm looking for getaways after covid if the boarders are still closed but the province has opened up.

[WahooLAH99]

6 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Use a glass you big toothed heathen

I don’t think they have galsses

 

[charmed1]

It’s been two hours and Stephanie and Ryan are still in bed.

[Frozendiva]

Some of us don't like football and would appreciate alternate programming.

[Straycat80]

Two weeks? Oh, because of the Superbowl next week. 

[Arynm]

What is this 2 week nonsense? What are they doing next week?

[Angry Moldovan]

Mike and the Bluetooth ear piece, I can’t because I’m dead

[Hotel Snarker]

Two weeks? Awww, I'm gonna miss live chatting with you guys!

[greekmom]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Some of us don't like football and would appreciate alternate programming.

Right?!?!?!

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, charmed1 said:

It’s been two hours and Stephanie and Ryan are still in bed.

And still not having sex. You know it’s been 10 months 

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

When she's being sweet and playful it comes off really fake to me.

She has two speeds: Coquette and Nag.  There's no scaling up or down.

[hookedontv]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Two weeks? Awww, I'm gonna miss live chatting with you guys!

You can find many of us on live chats for My 600 pound Life and Love After Lockup!

[Auntie Anxiety]

When Discovery+ fails, all the shows will be back on regular cable.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Arynm said:

What is this 2 week nonsense? What are they doing next week?

Probably because the Super Bowl is next week and most people will be watching that instead of 90 Day Fiance.

[Andi27]

5 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

From today's Seattle Times:

Sequim, a small town known for its summer lavender festival and its above-average ration of sunshine for the Pacific Northwest, is now drawing darker national attention as home to a mayor who has promoted irrational QAnon conspiracy theories.

Wow. Pure coincidence. I had only been to a farm on San Juan Island.

Edited February 1, 2021 by Andi27

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Arynm said:

What is this 2 week nonsense? What are they doing next week?

I believe its a sporting event of some kind.

[Angry Moldovan]

Who knew there was a significant crossover between the super bowl and this award winning docuseries?

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Some of us don't like football and would appreciate alternate programming.

I hope they’re still having the Puppy Bowl and Kitten halftime show this year.

[Coltee Gal]

24 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I had pink hair in the early 90s because of this 

Love Nirvana! 

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

It’s been two hours and Stephanie and Ryan are still in bed.

They have said the same 8 words to each other, 13 times. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

And still not having sex. You know it’s been 10 months 

At an average of 30 days a month, that's 1,200 times she hasn't had sex.

[hula-la]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Some of us don't like football and would appreciate alternate programming.

I’m meh about the game. I just want an excuse to eat queso dip, and watch the Queen Latifah show. 

[Floatingbison]

Here we go, for the bombshell of the night

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stephanie, begging for sex is not a good look. Have some dignity.

[Arynm]

I think Ryan knows about Stephanie and his cousin already. He just doesn't want the money train to stop

[Angry Moldovan]

Plastic cougar and scrappy doo

[hookedontv]

God Stephanie you are pathetic. 

[VioletNevermind]

This bitch is so embarrassing.  I feel like I don’t even have to specify who I’m talking about. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, greekmom said:

Can you recommend the place ?? I'm looking for getaways after covid if the boarders are still closed but the province has opened up.

First hit the big apple, they have a BBQ truck, animals, cider (boozy and non boozy), pies, apple bread etc. Then follow the signs to Cuttle Cottage. Tiny and family run but great prices. https://www.thebigapple.ca/ And https://cuttle-cottage-lavender.squarespace.com/

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

It’s been two hours and Stephanie and Ryan are still in bed.

And they still haven’t had sex!

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I love how these idiotic women all say things like "my friend has not fully accepted my relationship yet". It is none of their damn business! If they can't paste a smile on and try to be supportive then stay away. 

And Jesus, Melanie is jumping in his shit because he's been here four days and hasn't gotten a job yet. Go home, Melanie. 

Yeah he literally is not allowed to work. Shut up Melanie. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I believe its a sporting event of some kind.

My neighbors are having a Superb Owl party.

[sempervivum]

14 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I will never stop believing that that relationship was a mutual agreement of he pays her and she marries him for the green card. I think she is just delusional and thought the guy actually loved her and wanted a real relationship while it was a transaction. 

This must be where My Big Fat Fabulous Life came up with their recent 'plot' (Whitney's fake fiance who-oops-gets another girl preggo).

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stephanie needs to stop filming so she can apply some tears to her face.

[Kiss my mutt]

Brandon’s parents may agree to let them sleep in the same room, but no way are they going to let her be a lady of leisure. Brandon is digging a bigger hole for himself. She needs to go home before she gets knocked up too. 
I’m going to hazard a guess that us girls in the 50 year old cohort look a lot younger than Stephanie. 
Why the f is she crying 

Edited February 1, 2021 by Kiss my mutt

[Pepper Mostly]

Ryan's face through this is everything. 

Stephanie needs to hit the sex toy shop. Skipper could show her around. 

[hookedontv]

Of course he knew Stephanie. 

[Frozendiva]

I don't like the facial hair on Ryan. Reminds me of a kitchen scrubber.

[Hotel Snarker]

Harris called Ryan and told him all of this as soon as he pulled out!

[mmecorday]

So much crying on this show and so few tears.

And the odd thing is Stephanie looks a lot like my BFF Stephanie.

[JennyMominFL]

They were on a break!

Thats what it sounds like