90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Eldemarge]

How is it Zied looked CLEANER coming off that long flight than Andrew looks while sitting in his hotel room at a resort?

[tvrox]

Glad to know annoying phone trees are not an American-only thing!

[greekmom]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

 

I sometimes put on Bath and Body Works lotion and perfume so I can smell good. But I haven't done it since COVID began.

Recommendations?

[peaceknit]

7 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

Charlotte Tilbury has some great pink palettes, but yes, it’s all about the application.

I have a 'Pillow Talk' sampler after I read that it was a popular, universal shade. And it was! One of the few shades I can wear with my thin lips.

[JennyMominFL]

If immigration has her this is not about covid. 

[Straycat80]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Been using Cetaphil on my face for years, my skin is sensitive and I don't need a deep moisturizer

Me too, I swear by Cetaphil. I used to use Neutrogena products when I was younger, it was the only product that didn’t make me break out. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Prince of the Daycare needs to mount his white steed and rescue his damsel in distress.

[Hotel Snarker]

OMG! Amira has been locked up two days and he's still sitting there in his room in the same clothes?!

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

How is it Zied looked CLEANER coming off that long flight than Andrew looks while sitting in his hotel room at a resort?

I swear he’s probably only FaceTimed her from the neck up.

[Gobi]

What's the over/under that she never left France?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Recommendations?

They all seem to smell the same after a while. Some are better than others.

[tvrox]

Why doesn't he hire a translator? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Wouldn’t it be easier to find a translator?

[Doublemint]

10 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

Both of my jaws are out of alignment and have to be broken and reset. It's preferable to do it together. My insurance finally, after a year, approved the surgery. Natalie sounds like how I imagine I will once I'm wired shut. 

So sorry.  You can't catch a break.   Hope things get better.

[JennyMominFL]

I got detained once by a hurricane and my love for my husband decreased by at least 10%

[charmed1]

This guy’s got a K-Fed face and a Coltee body.

[Zombness]

Andrew why don't you call Armando.....he speaks Spanish....!!!!

[Floatingbison]

7 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Micah, Tiffany no one can be enthusiastic when they see both of you.  We can see that you don't like Zied at all and will be finding faults in him. 

Formica dressed like he was going to a tractor pull.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

OMG! Amira has been locked up two days and he's still sitting there in his room in the same clothes?!

He needs to button up his shirt, he’s giving off a smelly pimp vibe

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahahaha, I’m finding this hilarious. Andrew’s adventures in getting hung up on  Mexico.

[mamadrama]

6 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

WTF? How do they expect for him to act? Jumping up and down and kissing the ground like Balki Bartakamous? 

Yes. Because they're giving him the gift of living in America... 🙄

[mmecorday]

Doesn't he know someone who speaks Spanish who can talk to someone at the airport? Maybe I'm unique but I have at least six friends who speak Spanish fluently.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

He needs to button up his shirt, he’s giving off a smelly pimp vibe

He's got the "my parole just got denied" look.

[Gobi]

In the background, Amira is saying to immigration "Tell him I'm not here!"

[Coltee Gal]

This motherfucker is fixing his hair and his shirt to talk on the phone. 🤮

[CSunshine76]

Dude is in a hotel. Has he gone to the concierge or front desk and asked for assistance? Or just wait in his room whining?

Moron.

[VioletNevermind]

The 2x4 of life is hitting Andrew upside the head right about now.  Take a hint, big guy. 

[Arynm]

Andrew needs to get his ass to Mexico City. This is so stupid. He could have gone to the front desk and gotten a translator for $50.

[Armchair Critic]

Is that Caesar? 😂

[Pepper Mostly]

Andrew: I'm a mediocre white guy! Why isn't everyone in Mexico dropping everything to help me?

Oh my god, he's going full Eddie Haskell with Amira's father. Gag. 

[greekmom]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Doesn't he know someone who speaks Spanish who can talk to someone at the airport? Maybe I'm unique but I have at least six friends who speak Spanish fluently.

Like the hotel staff?

[TMI]

Andrew....I like your shirt and tie... (so what if your daughter is missing for 48 hours )

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Andrew: This is the first time I’ve met her father face-to-face.

Me: You are on FaceTime, you ass! It isn’t face to face.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Suzy Rhapsody said:

The 2x4 of life is hitting Andrew upside the head right about now.  Take a hint, big guy. 

I'm stealing that a little bit.

[GrammyPammy]

Dummy Andrew needs to figure out how to get  to Mexico City. He can rent a car (it’s an 11 hour drive) or take a plane, bus, whatever. Instead he is lounging around the resort complaining.

[Zombness]

Andrew, you should have contacted the French Embassy......you are as useless as Coltee.

[mamadrama]

Ha ha ha. Father Amira has no time for his bullshit. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Dear Andrew,

You are at a resort in MEXICO. Try tipping the concierge 5 bucks to translate for you next time you call the airport. You’re welcome.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tarzel. Yawn.

[Pepper Mostly]

Amira's father is all "Jesus what a fucking loser"

[brillia79]

1 minute ago, Arynm said:

Andrew needs to get his ass to Mexico City. This is so stupid. He could have gone to the front desk and gotten a translator for $50.

Right? Why is he still in Puerto Vallarta?

[Eldemarge]

Just now, GrammyPammy said:

Dummy Andrew needs to figure out how to get  to Mexico City. He can rent a car (it’s an 11 hour drive) or take a plane, bus, whatever. Instead he is lounging around the resort complaining.

Hey now.  Didn't you hear him?  He's going to RESEARCH! 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

He's got the "my parole just got denied" look.

I smell a crossover!

[Straycat80]

Why doesn’t he hire a translator and driver and go to Mexico City? 

[charmed1]

Just now, Gobi said:

In the background, Amira is saying to immigration "Tell him I'm not here!"

Oh Gobi. You lovable little 90 Day scamp. Can you give me some money to buy your engagement ring and maybe a make up store?

[sainte-chapelle]

11 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

I mostly stick to ELF and NYX. And what happened to Jane? 

Basically I stick to Walgreens and Rite Aid.

NYX had great stores in a Toronto but they recently closed shop in Canada. I do like the Burts Bee lip tints

[Auntie Anxiety]

That corn bread is going to look great lodged in Tarik’s beard.

[tvrox]

18 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

What happened to Natalie's friend with the baby that Natalie was Godmother?  Doesn't she live near Mike?

Yeah I think that was a made up story and they met through a dating website. For such good friends we've never met these people. Very strange. 

[kacesq]

Hazel and Tarik are so boring. Let’s get back to Cougar.

[mamadrama]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Like the hotel staff?

Either they don't know English or they're lying to him and telling him that they don't know any. I support them either way.