90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[KelseyNikki614]

Ooh he got her flowers! Already better than Coltee. And clearly better looking but that goes without saying

[Auntie Anxiety]

Short, unctuous poseur. Just Larissa’s type.

[tvrox]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh I figured it would hurt a lot. My dentist's office is very pro active so I figure I'll have follow ups galore. They are very into all the latest techniques and methods so I'm holding out hope that things will be streamlined a bit. On the positive side, I'm still working remotely and they're five minutes from my house, so less of a hassle overall!

I guess the newest 90DF trope is "ignorant foreigner takes baby out of car seat, causes mayhem and probably certain death"?

Good luck! I'm sure you'll do great 🙂 Snarking helps takes the pain away. 

[Straycat80]

Tacos and hiking are a cheap date. Guess I’m a cheap date then . 

[kacesq]

Blind date is a total famewhore. We see you, producers.

[mmecorday]

Her date's Donald Trump Jr. cosplay needs work!

[JennyMominFL]

He is slimy

[Eldemarge]

This guy sells either Ferraris or suits.

[Zombness]

Matt you don't know what you are really getting into.  A high maintenance shark!!

[Floatingbison]

So far Larissa's date is doing really well.

[sainte-chapelle]

Does he have a nose stud?

[VioletNevermind]

Man, Larissa really fucked up her face.  She was a nice-looking girl before.  I think it’s terribly sad that so many young women think that injections and plumping treatments are the pinnacle of female beauty.  Thanks, Kardashian family. 

Edited June 29, 2020 by Suzy Rhapsody

[kacesq]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Her date's Donald Trump Jr. cosplay needs work!

I regret I can only give one reaction to this awesome post. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Her date's Donald Trump Jr. cosplay needs work!

Oh!!!! That explains my immediate visceral reaction.

[Mercolleen]

9 minutes ago, peaceknit said:

OH MY GOD, i never want to see colt dancing again.

I'm a few minutes behind, and my reaction was just OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

[Angry Moldovan]

Matt’s here for his 15 minutes 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Her date's Donald Trump Jr. cosplay needs work!

I knew he reminded me of someone!

[Auntie Anxiety]

This blind date needs a translation app on his phone to understand Larissa.

[KelseyNikki614]

I like this guy's commitment to pretending he doesn't know Coltee's name. He screams famewhore so I'm sure he knew

[Gigglepuff]

He sure has teeth. 

[kendi]

Cody? Cold? Coat? Coltee? 

💀 dead

[Floatingbison]

I take Larissa's side on that.  Coltee and his momee are douchebags supreme for calling the cops on her.  

[kacesq]

Larissa cackling about three, count em, three arrests.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Her date's Donald Trump Jr. cosplay needs work!

Yes, that’s exactly who he reminds me of 😆 

[Vandy10]

Oh, so she can pronounce it Colt.

If this is a blind date set up by a friend, why didn’t the matchmaker warn her friend about Larissa?!

[VioletNevermind]

At what casting call did they pick up this jackass?  “Let’s dive into your whole past at this first date.”

[Gobi]

Once, twice, three times an arrested lady.

[Grifter Lives]

So natural, holding the glass of wine in his talking heads.  Klassy, too.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

This guy sells either Ferraris or suits.

Grey market Ferraris to large, beefy fellows in Italian suits. 

[kendi]

Talking about your three arrests is great first date talk. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Do we know what this guy purportedly does? Aside from “acting.”

[Mercolleen]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh I figured it would hurt a lot. My dentist's office is very pro active so I figure I'll have follow ups galore. They are very into all the latest techniques and methods so I'm holding out hope that things will be streamlined a bit.

Ugh, good luck, Pepper!!

[OoogleEyes]

This guy is definitely too deep for Marissa

[firefly]

I’m half Egyptian, half sexy. Oh puhleeeasse

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Once, twice, three times an arrested lady.

Deceased

[LennieBriscoe]

A little more overbite, and Larissa's date could be Freddie Mercury.

[Frozendiva]

Larissa is currently looking for a Green Card.

[Pepper Mostly]

This guy is going to excuse himself to go the bathroom, and take off in a spray of gravel. 

[Floatingbison]

Did Larissa wear heels or is Dreamy McTeeth on the short side?

[Leilani]

I think this is your car.......so. 

What a burn lol

[kendi]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

This guy is definitely too deep for Marissa

Philanthropy? Where is that? Near Egypt?

[Doublemint]

Geez get some info about him and quit cackling.

[KelseyNikki614]

How many episodes are they dragging this B90 crap out for?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Only 23 minutes in and I’m so much happy. You are bringing your A games tonight.

[Gigglepuff]

23 minutes in and you guys are killing me tonight. 

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Her date's Donald Trump Jr. cosplay needs work!

Aaaaand, I'm dead. 

[hula-la]

1 minute ago, firefly said:

I’m half Egyptian, half sexy. Oh puhleeeasse

He said half white, half sexy. Either way, it’s eye rolling and cringe inducing. 

[Mr. Miner]

Colt and Debbie can always try Smothered.

[Straycat80]

Donald Trump Jr.’s secret twin: ‘what do you look for in a man’? 
oh, I don’t know, maybe someone who will not call the cops on me. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Good luck @Pepper Mostly! My boss had that done and kept emailing and calling me all stoned on pain medication. My only advice is don't do that. I hope it goes great.