90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Angry Moldovan]

6 minutes ago, humbleopinion said:

He’s been touching himself through the pockets of his pleather duster

💀💀💀💀💀

[Floatingbison]

I sensed real shock in Geoffrey's face.  When I was younger and single I had some fidelity issues and went through a couple surprise visits like that.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kendi said:

Ugh, Geoffrey is loving this. Girls, he's sooooo not worth it. 

Yeah, he can’t wait for it to deteriorate into an all out catfight  brawl. Two women fighting over him is his fantasy.

[kendi]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

There are still two more episodes?

TWO episodes still? I don't think we'll see any weddings...well. One. UGH.

[DEL901]

4 minutes ago, humbleopinion said:

She proved to have shit for brains...as usual for the cast of 90day.

I and sure TLC put her up to it, convincing her he was regretting his decision.  

[For Cereals]

6 minutes ago, humbleopinion said:

He’s been touching himself through the pockets of his pleather duster

He probably has gummy bears in his pocket that are warm too...shudder 

[mamadrama]

So not only did TLC film Geoffrey while knowing his past, but they encouraged a woman to travel to be with him? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night all, stay safe and sanitize! See some of you over in Pillow Talk! I love you all!

[kendi]

7 minutes ago, humbleopinion said:

He’s been touching himself through the pockets of his pleather duster

Oh, that explains the big duster. Shudder 💀

[Toodleoo]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Pillow talk here?

In the Pillow Talk thread in the spinoffs area 🙂

[iwasish]

6 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Uber lady does a voiceover.  I wonder if she gets paid scale for that.

I notice she didn’t point out any “MISSING, LAST SEEN” signs. 

[Eldemarge]

I don't understand why Lisa is pissed that Usman hasn't proposed yet.  They were just at the marriage license office, right?  I assumed that is because they are getting married.  She likes to look for reasons that scream at him.  

[lgprimes]

I think Mary is going to be kicked to the curb quickly. Geoffrey isn’t going to turn down the chance to be on the next version of 90 day fiancé.

 

[Floatingbison]

Good snarking, everybodies.  Like Pepper said, I really love and appreciate all of you.  Thanks for letting me be myself and just relax and revel in trash TV.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Good night, soul mates, one and all. I have to watch the last episode of Bosch Season 6 just to cleanse my mind of this 90 Day shit show. 

[DEL901]

OMG scenes from next week.  Is Lisa going to dump him everytime he doesn’t kowtow to one of her irrational whims?

[Angry Moldovan]

4 minutes ago, kendi said:

Ugh, Geoffrey is loving this. Girls, he's sooooo not worth it. 

I love the trashiness of it all, but I hate how smug felon face is

[sainte-chapelle]

Lol Tim 'someone hacked his account'

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, Kroliosis said:

I keep saying it, but this story line is fake, right?

Yup

[Zombness]

Good night to all.  Had a great time!

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

So not only did TLC film Geoffrey while knowing his past, but they encouraged a woman to travel to be with him? 

TLC has no scruples at all.

[humbleopinion]

Geoffrey’s Threesome Fantasy...a girl on each of his Tittitoos...

[LennieBriscoe]

Lisa is nuts. How can she not know that she has no redeeming features? 

[peaceknit]

58 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Gurl needs to work on her teeth and less fillers

She looks awfully familiar with those teeth. A friend of another Russian on the 90 day franchise maybe?

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Good night, soul mates, one and all. I have to watch the last episode of Bosch Season 6 just to cleanse my mind of this 90 Day shit show. 

I’m off to watch killing eve, never underestimate a Russian woman. Night peeps. FYI I have posted a link to the tell all leak if you have 10 hours to kill

[sainte-chapelle]

I'd do face masks with Tom and Veronica....GI Joe who did not make it through basic training 😂 

[Eldemarge]

"It's like a duck hit a wall."  Ooooh, David.  Good one.

[sainte-chapelle]

Hey guys do we chat her or in pillow talk?

[Floatingbison]

Who writes notes and puts them on cars in the age of texting, snapchat, instagram, email, et al?

[Gobi]

Till next time, snark on dudes and dudettes!

[Mercolleen]

23 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh so awkward. I am cringing. 

CC: "Horn honks in distance."

 

[DEL901]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Hey guys do we chat her or in pillow talk?

Over in Pillow Talk

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Who writes notes and puts them on cars in the age of texting, snapchat, instagram, email, et al?

I did that in high school but all we had was pagers and they were pricey lol

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I sensed real shock in Geoffrey's face.  When I was younger and single I had some fidelity issues and went through a couple surprise visits like that.

Years ago, I visited my brother and found him     In his bathroom on hands and knees. Why? He said he wanted to avoid having to explain to his brunette girlfriend why there were red hairs on bathroom floor.  Another time while he was still living at home, I arrived from work and found a woman sitting on the back porch roof. Apparently his semi steady arrived unexpectedly and his side girl was shown to the window till he was able to get her to leave. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, DEL901 said:

Over in Pillow Talk

Thanks see you there

[Floatingbison]

11 minutes ago, iwasish said:

Years ago, I visited my brother and found him     In his bathroom on hands and knees. Why? He said he wanted to avoid having to explain to his brunette girlfriend why there were red hairs on bathroom floor.  Another time while he was still living at home, I arrived from work and found a woman sitting on the back porch roof. Apparently his semi steady arrived unexpectedly and his side girl was shown to the window till he was able to get her to leave. 

I'm sorry I posted what I did. It brought back a flood of memories of when I hurt people that  I deeply regret now.  Sorry to be a Debbie Downer.

Edited May 18, 2020 by Floatingbison

[magemaud]

Isn’t that Uber driver following the car ahead too closely? (I’ll bet it’s from production) and again, nobody wearing seatbelts? 

[Floatingbison]

Everybody hates Ed!!!   

[nytonc]

39 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

It sounded like Varya said, "When I see Geoffrey I will give him a big cock!" That really would be a big surprise!

He’s been to prison so he’d probably like it. 

[blubld43]

Anybody here for Quarantine?

[Pepper Mostly]

Guys! Who's here? I'm perched on my Snark Nest and preparing to hatch!

[Frozendiva]

Hey ho, let's go!

[Archer27]

Hi, I am here.

[blubld43]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Guys! Who's here? I'm perched on my Snark Nest and preparing to hatch!

People tend to trickle in slowly on Monday night.

[Auntie Anxiety]

What time is it kids? 🎶🎶 It’s Howdy Doody Time!

[LennieBriscoe]

Mes amis! We now join our fellow Quarantiners, n'est ce-pas?

I am putting on my "90DF Darcey Beauty Mask"! 

I admit to envy at Laura's location.

Edited May 19, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Laura. Still 52? 

[Frozendiva]

Laura, you and Aladin were using each other.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha Laura, ya think? Aladdin was using you? No way.

[kacesq]

I’m here for Quarantined tonite because I want to see Laura in Equador.