S14.E18: Wild, Wild Key West

[KungFuBunny]

In Key West, Florida, Gina and Emily worry about something Vicki has done in regards to Kelly and urge her to come clean; Vicki and Kelly have another argument, leading Vicki to explode; an accident occurs, resulting in an ambulance ride.

Airs 12/03/19 at 9:00 PM Eastern

[Snarky McSnarky]

Another ambulance ride for Vicki.  She knows how to stay in front of the cameras.  That tactic alone should be enough to get her booted off the show.

[nexxie]

3 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Another ambulance ride for Vicki.  She knows how to stay in front of the cameras.  That tactic alone should be enough to get her booted off the show.

Steve won’t let her twerk, carve up her face, or bare her faux breasts anymore - wambulancing is all she has left.

[Bronzedog]

I hope they throw a blanket over Vicki's head again when they carry her out this time.

[Hiyo]

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I hope they throw a blanket over Vicki's head again when they carry her out this time.

Just when they carry her out?

[Straycat80]

What is wrong with these ho’s! Brown Wind just flashed her boobs in traffic. How proud her kids must be of her. *eyeroll* 

[Emmeline]

Does anyone know this story?

“Dancer Isadora Duncan is killed in car accident. On September 14, 1927, dancer Isadora Duncan is strangled in Nice, France, when the enormous silk scarf she is wearing gets tangled in the rear hubcaps of her open car.”

I guess the scarves were not long enough.  Gina’s hair on the other hand..

[Andi27]

Why did they drive to Key West? Bronwyn couldn't afford a private plane?

[KungFuBunny]

I think NeedsABraWyn actually meant Baguettes Galore

[pieinmyeye]

Is that really true, Emmeline? They obviously never watched Mad Men or they would have known how to properly tie those scarves for convertible riding. Gina looks like a grownup Heidi.

Edited December 4, 2019 by pieinmyeye

[Straycat80]

3 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

Does anyone know this story?

“Dancer Isadora Duncan is killed in car accident. On September 14, 1927, dancer Isadora Duncan is strangled in Nice, France, when the enormous silk scarf she is wearing gets tangled in the rear hubcaps of her open car.”

I do. It’s true! 

[Mindthinkr]

Late, but all I see is long blond locks at the bar. I need to buy stock in hair bleach. 

[pieinmyeye]

Of course Ickie doesn’t want to go to the drag show. Mr. Wonderful probably didn’t give her permission to go. And now she’s saying she doesn’t understand it. Give me a frigging break.

Edited December 4, 2019 by pieinmyeye

[Andi27]

The screeching makes you look REALLY innocent, Vicki.

[Keywestclubkid]

Fantasy fest takes place with a parade on Duval... I mean we have a couple of other ones but that’s key west largest then you have New Years but that’s not a parade it’s just a street closure .. we don’t just randomly break out into parades I dunno what the hell david was talking about 

Edited December 4, 2019 by Keywestclubkid

[pieinmyeye]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Fantasy fest takes place with a parade on Duval... I mean we have a couple of other ones but that’s key west largest then you have New Years but that’s not a parade it’s just a street closure 

Is Fantasy Fest the event that takes place close to Halloween? I’d love to go.

[Mindthinkr]

Vicki...if you sponsor a reputable business the insured get a payout. Perhaps don’t sell policies from lesser class companies. 

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, pieinmyeye said:

Is Fantasy Fest the event that takes place close to Halloween? I’d love to go.

Yea it’s mid October 

[Straycat80]

I swear my ears are bleeding. Shut up Vicki! 

[pieinmyeye]

Since when do you hate to spread rumors,Ickie? LMAO.

[KungFuBunny]

The way Vicki was screaming outside the bar was the same outburst as on the slope

[JD5166]

This is so lame I am going to bed before Vickie hits the waaaaaambulance. Vickie know we love a screeching Vickie....she’s working on that orange. I’m out.

[chenoa333]

23 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

Gina’s hair on the other hand..

I thought those were extensions? But if she paid for those extensions, then I guess technically, it's HER hair. 

And what the fuck is that gigantic pink thing climbing up Shannon's neck?

[FlyingEgret]

Have to give props to Shannon for laughing while Vicki kept yelling that she is not a con woman - Shannon will never forget she's a cancer scammer no matter how many shots she has had...

[TexasGal]

Jeebus Vicki.  “Sorry drags.”  She is just always the worst.

I like Kelly’s skirt.

[Straycat80]

Oh boy, run Forrest, run! 

[Keywestclubkid]

I’m peeing and that uhhhhh shudder ... ew 

[Mindthinkr]

Shannon: “You need to pee on it” regarding Braunwyn getting stung by a non-jellyfish. 

[chenoa333]

I have to give serious admiration and respect to the cameraman who zoomed in on Gina's tacky bubblegum pink fingernails! 😄

[b2H]

Can we please just fire all of them and get a new crowd for next year?  Please?

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, chenoa333 said:

I have to give serious admiration and respect to the cameraman who zoomed in on Gina's tacky bubblegum pink fingernails! 😄

Also Emily’s butt while it was being pushed back onto the Tiki bar. 

[SunnyBeBe]

Isn't the peeing on jellyfish sting a myth? I don't think it's a real remedy. I need to know, as I'm going to Key West for my birthday (girl's trip) in Jan. I hope it's nothing like this trip!

[Mr. Miner]

Cancer scamming POS! 🖕🏻🖕🏻

[Mindthinkr]

Absolutely one of my favorite places to eat there. Especially for breakfast. They have an unbeatable $5 menu and good espresso. 

[LibertarianSlut]

Matt..."gets it," Gina? What does he "get," aside from DV charges?

[KungFuBunny]

Vicki's never looked better

[Mindthinkr]

5 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Isn't the peeing on jellyfish sting a myth? I don't think it's a real remedy. I need to know, as I'm going to Key West for my birthday (girl's trip) in Jan. I hope it's nothing like this trip!

It’s not a myth, but vinegar does the same trick. Acid. 

1 minute ago, LibertarianSlut said:

Matt..."gets it," Gina? What does he "get," aside from DV charges?

I would be lewd if I answered that honestly. 

[Straycat80]

I guess it’s not a vacation until Vicki gets hauled away in an ambulance. 

[TexasGal]

At least we got a Vicki falling montage.

[Keywestclubkid]

I need a wheelchair I’ll need to get around. How will I sell insurance... that was fucking hilarious 

[Emmeline]

51 minutes ago, pieinmyeye said:

Is that really true, Emmeline? They obviously never watched Mad Men or they would have known how to properly tie those scarves for convertible riding. Gina looks like a grownup Heidi.

It is a true story.  Don’t ask me how or why I know about it.  Just google Isadora Duncan.  She was a famous dancer.

[whydoievencare]

If only someone would shove a pillow in Vicki's face when she starts that stupid shrieking - it's the worst sound in the world.  She's such a stupid POS.  

[Bronzedog]

Tamra just really wanted to pee on someone.

[Hangin Out]

Guess there’s no hairdressers on the island.  All I saw was long stringy overbleached hair.

whats a vacation without someone jumping in the pool with their tits flying.  Was that Tamballs again?

Vikie trying very hard to keep that orange.  Same ole shit.

Seems like I’ve seen this vacation about 100 times.

[njbchlover]

27 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

At least we got a Vicki falling montage.

I wish they had added in the football to the head scene - that is one of the funniest things ever on the Real Housewives!  

[goofygirl]

Seriously. Icki seems to have to go to the freaking hospital on EVERY SINGLE TRIP.  It's starting to look like she's either a hypochondriac or just itching to get some kind of medical attention WHEREVER SHE GOES!!!

Is it the Munchausen's syndrome?  Not the "by proxy" just the regular kind.  It's really strange!

And I think old Kelly Doodyhead may need a couple trips to  the Psych dept.  She just goes from 0 to 1,000,000,000 in a frigging second.  Then, she's all crying and apologetic in the next 5 minutes!  Something is definitely wrong with her.

[Hangin Out]

Gina’s hair is horrible.  It’s either a reversed Mortician Adams, or a mermaid.  WTF?  I think a mermaid.  Plus, don’t say you’re from Long Island.  We don’t look or speak that way.    Morticia, NOT Mortician.  Freakin auto correct.

Edited December 4, 2019 by Silver Bells

[thefog]

On ‎12‎/‎1‎/‎2019 at 12:41 PM, Snarky McSnarky said:

Another ambulance ride for Vicki.  She knows how to stay in front of the cameras.  That tactic alone should be enough to get her booted off the show.

Why is this woman still on the show???  She has to be the most forgettable of the OG's.  She is such a sourpuss.  She is not fun or entertaining.  And unlike what she loves to claim - she is NOT the star of OC.

[whydoievencare]

Kelly is in her forties, it's time to stop blaming her family for her anger issues and actively do something to change how she reacts every.single.time.  She's nuts. 

Edited December 4, 2019 by whydoievencare

[Hangin Out]

Brown winds chest is not sexy.  Put them away.  Why is she always making nice with everyone and hugging them, Brown nose.