S09.E14: The Forever Decision

[2727]

I also 100% regret that you were on this show, Matt.

[Kareem]

That couldn’t have been easy for her.  WTG

Out into the world you go, Matt.  What a worm.

I would’ve liked them to do the two crazy couples first, get that nonsense out of the way, and then the two more seemingly  normal ones last.  

[Straycat80]

And we’re going to end with psycho couple who should not stay together. Remove any tables from that room! 

[VioletNevermind]

Just now, Ohwell said:

At least Matt admitted that he wasn't ready for commitment.

Amber gets no points from me for doing what she should have done weeks ago.   She's still pitiful.

Thank you.  Too little too late.  Matt got away with A LOT of nonsense.  

[Elizzikra]

Matt might be even worse than Luke. Luke was an ass and a horrible human being but at least he didn’t cheat on Kate. Matt couldn’t keep it in his pants for two months? That’s beyond “not ready to commit.”

[Stella Rose]

I may have just terrified Muka the cat by screaming "YES!  YES !"  when Amber dumped the lying liar who lie's ass.

[Soup333]

Just now, gonecrackers said:

He had a few dates lined up & now he won't be late.

Matt left like it was 30 seconds after end of shift on a Friday. On to the weekend! 

Guess he’ll move his bag of belongings to one of his friend’s houses. Again. Rootless, jobless, lackadaisical asshole. 

[eyelash]

Maybe Beth's Daddy will show up and we'll get a Jerry Springer style smackdown.

[Hangin Out]

Matt, you shithead, you said you shouldn’t have gone on this show in the first place, so give back the check the show gives you for being on.  Have SOME class.

[Mercolleen]

I do not want to look at Jamie's nipples or creased trousers.

[karenbrady]

Amber I apologize for doubting you before the commercial break. You did the right thing HOWEVER you still need therapy & counseling before finding your true significant other because you are still at the end of the day,  a really damp, horny welcome mat. Horny is okay but the welcome mat part has to go.

[Auntie]

1 minute ago, eyelash said:

Maybe Beth's Daddy will show up and we'll get a Jerry Springer style smackdown.

Maybe he and Jamie can pull out their penises and compare sizes...

[Ohwell]

I don't even want to see the last two disgusting, nasty people.  I hope they stay together.  Just don't have kids.

[PityFree]

Just now, Auntie said:

Maybe he and Jamie can pull out their penises and compare sizes...

Ewww! No, because Liz will yell “yay! Threesome!” And al of America will vomit.

[gonecrackers]

2 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

I do not want to look at Jamie's nipples or creased trousers.

I'm kind of tired of his ankles too. The sockless look in dress shoes needs to stop, now.

Edited September 12, 2019 by gonecrackers

[Hangin Out]

3 minutes ago, eyelash said:

Maybe Beth's Daddy will show up and we'll get a Jerry Springer style smackdown.

If only.

[gonecrackers]

2 minutes ago, Auntie said:

Maybe he and Jamie can pull out their penises and compare sizes...

1 minute ago, PityFree said:

Ewww! No, because Liz will yell “yay! Threesome!” And al of America will vomit.

🤢🤮

[Koalagirl]

3 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

I do not want to look at Jamie's nipples or creased trousers.

I’m afraid we’re going to get a look at Beth’s nipples.  WTF with that dress!

[sarkygal]

I was thinking this is the most covered up I’ve seen Beth. Then she sat down. Sigh. 

[Auntie]

Just now, gonecrackers said:

Ewww! No, because Liz will yell “yay! Threesome!” And al of America will vomit.

And Lizzy will say "Oh daddy, I've missed you(rs)"

[Kareem]

When the “experts” think they’re all on the crazy train, you know it’s bad.

[gonecrackers]

Just now, Auntie said:

And Lizzy will say "Oh daddy, I've missed you(rs)"

Wasn't me in that quote box - that convo is making me nauseous.

[Brooklynista]

Jaime sees Elizabeth and maybe any woman as just a slam pig. He has no interest in her outside of busting his nut.

[Elizzikra]

4 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

I do not want to look at Jamie's nipples or creased trousers.

Unless you look away, you have no choice about looking at Beth’s boobs. Apparently they don’t make dresses big enough to cover them.

What on earth is going to take up the entire last hour of this show???

[LilaFowler]

How do we have 30 minutes left?

[Ohwell]

I'm sick of that stupid music.

[VioletNevermind]

Please, please let Jamie want a divorce.  I hate him, but I hate Elizaboob more. 

[karenbrady]

Brainstorm: Jaimie & Amber are horny as hell so they should give it a shot. Iris & Matt? Perfect together..she can maintain her virginity while he stays out all night banging his chicks. Win-Win for both new couples.

Edited September 12, 2019 by karenbrady

[gonecrackers]

They should save the Mirena commercial for during "UnExpected".

Edited September 12, 2019 by gonecrackers
expected but unexpected

[PityFree]

 Maybe we have so much time left because the next half hour will be Sandy dog running into the room and attacking both Jamie and Liz to take them out of the dating/marriage pool.

[karenbrady]

11 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Thank you.  Too little too late.  Matt got away with A LOT of nonsense.  

Pitiful as hell

[Ohwell]

I'm just glad Iris got her face broke.  *cackle*

[peaceknit]

6 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

Unless you look away, you have no choice about looking at Beth’s boobs. Apparently they don’t make dresses big enough to cover them.

What on earth is going to take up the entire last hour of this show???

Did you see her on Unfiltered? Good grief.

[LilaFowler]

Thank God these two don't want kids.

[CSunshine76]

What??  I guess these two nut jobs deserve each other.

I predict two more divorces for this season within a year.  Great job, “experts”!

[watchingtvaddict]

I’m surprised by Keith’s decision but happy he ripped off the bandaid at decision day and didn’t wait a week or month after to break up with her. He was clearly not into the relationship but we’ve seen partners stay together on this show even when it was clear they didn’t want to... 

[PityFree]

Nooooooooo!!! I predict that Jamie and Liz will both have restraining orders against each other within a week.

[Ohwell]

No surprise there.  They deserve each other.

[Adeejay]

I am confident I will be seeing Beth and Jamie on a future ID Discovery episode and/or Snapped.

[VioletNevermind]

Alrighty, this unholy union is remaining intact.  Someone please get those poor dogs out of there for their own safety.  And the tables.  

[Elizzikra]

Whatever...

[meligator]

Jamie & Elizabeth - 2 crazy awful people who do NOT belong together

[sarkygal]

Why are these frauds gurning & clapping like they didn’t just hear these idiots choose toxicity and dysfunction? 

[Straycat80]

Oh fer....these two idiots won’t stay married. Isn’t there one more episode where we find out if they have stayed married or not? 

[gonecrackers]

Jamie & Liz are a match made in MAFS hell.

[LilaFowler]

This Day After stuff is new.

[Ohwell]

Don't change your mind Keith.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, LilaFowler said:

This Day After stuff is new.

Greg made me giggle.

[karenbrady]

Yay!!! Not surprised and I totally expected Red & Jaime's mutual decision to stay together! YAYYYYYY!! Keep these two raging, demented maniacs off the streets and away from normal potential suitors!!!!

Edited September 12, 2019 by karenbrady

[VioletNevermind]

YES!  The last 20 minutes will be an all-hands-on-deck mass beatdown of Matt.  Yes, yes, yes!