S09.E14: The Forever Decision

[Straycat80]

Wow! Mr. Straycat and I both went ‘ooooh!’ At the same time. Guess Iris didn’t play that V card the right way. 

Edited September 12, 2019 by Straycat80

[Hangin Out]

YES !!!!!!!!!!  Iris was too sure of her priceless self, sad to say.

[gonecrackers]

The 'experts' should all be smacked for picking a virgin at all - shitheads.

Edited September 12, 2019 by gonecrackers
'expert' fakes

[Auntie]

For Decision Day, I hope Deonna went onto chewy.com and ordered a big bag of doggie biscuits so she can reward Greg for his good behavior. "Goooboy!"  Tosses him a biscuit and scratches him on the back of his neck.  "Sit!"  Greg complies, panting and drooling. Tosses him a biscuit and scratches his back right above his butt.  "Stay!"  Greg complies, panting and drooling. "Gooboy!"  "Roll over!"  Greg complies. Tosses him a biscuit.  "Goooboy!"  "Speak!"  Greg starts to comply but she cuts him off so he can't say anything....drops the bag of biscuits on the floor for him to gobble up on his own, chomping away happily,

[CSunshine76]

I haven’t seen all seasons and this is the first time I’ve seen opposite answers....DAMN!!!! But who can blame Keith?! 

[Ohwell]

I blame the "experts" for pairing any person up with a virgin.

[Elizzikra]

2 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

DAAAAAMN.  Keith!

There’s nothing wrong with being a virgin, but she couldn’t fully commit to the marriage if she wasn’t willing to take a risk and “relinquish“ her virginity.  Like it or not, sex is part of a marriage.  

Iris, get some therapy, hon.  You really, really need it. 

Exactly. Once they got married, it wasn’t about her virginity, it was about their sexual compatibility and relationship. 

[Soup333]

I was almost positive Keith and Iris would choose to stay married. Dang. 

#DivorcedVirgin

[Ohwell]

Oh lawd.  Matt and Amber.

[gonecrackers]

I can't stand listening to Matt's BS.

[2727]

4 minutes ago, Adeejay said:

I knew after I read Iris' interview that Keith had bailed. 

Her attitude towards Keith and their relationship on Unfiltered wasn't positive, either, so it's not a shock.

Edited September 12, 2019 by 2727

[Straycat80]

Here comes hot messes Amber and Matt. Seriously, if she says stay married her family needs to have an emergency intervention. 

[VioletNevermind]

Good grief, Amber, what decision is there for you to make?  If she chooses to stay with him, I officially give up.  It won’t matter, though.  Matt checked out weeks and weeks ago.  See ya at half-price wing night, Matt!

[karenbrady]

Fukk you  "Pastor Cal" (insert eye roll) for rolling your eyes during Keith's explanation.  He did the right thing and he's entitled to his feelings and choice! Iris is a straight up clown and not because she's a virgin but because she's immature and silly.  I'm happy for you Keith!

Edited September 12, 2019 by karenbrady

[eyelash]

Is it wrong that I hope Jamie and Beth stay together just so they don't screw up anyone else's families?

[gonecrackers]

Matt's gonna want to stay married so he doesn't look bad at the moment, then Amber will say yes, then Matt will go celebrate- with his girlfriend.

[PityFree]

 They are going through these decisions very quickly. I hope that doesn’t mean we’re going to get 45 minutes of Jamie and Elizabeth screaming at each other and    Calling each other horrible names.

[Adeejay]

I hate to say this, but I think it had more to do with Iris' personality than her virginity. I find her annoying as all get out.  Her mother said that all her relationships have been disasters. 

[sarkygal]

Am I evil for screaming yes when Keith bowed out? It is sad, but he’s had rescue me eyes for weeks now and him staying would have been bad for the two of them.

Yay Greg & Deonna! Although their couch decision was the first time their body language seemed off to me. 

[PityFree]

Shut your pie hole, Matt!!

[Hangin Out]

Why are you stunned Pepper?  You fucked up matching a Virgin up who wouldn’t even try to have sex.  Did you ever think for one minute that sex in marriage might bring you closer to your partner, mentally and physically?

[Brooklynista]

Damn! Amber was water cooler fodder in the teacher's lounge. Shameful shit. 

[gonecrackers]

I think Amber might actually dump this asshole... hopefully.

[CSunshine76]

Amber is spilling it all on Matt.  Good for her. Please God have a backbone and say DIVORCE!

[Elizzikra]

Wow! Amber’s colleagues had a mini intervention???

[sarkygal]

Amber is spilling all this tea now. Why the hell didn’t she walk sooner? 

[VioletNevermind]

Amber has zero self-esteem.  I mean, not one single iota.  

[Ohwell]

4 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

Damn! Amber was water cooler fodder in the teacher's lounge. Shameful shit. 

I was in the kitchen and missed that part.  What did they say?

[gonecrackers]

Misleading - I'm calling Matt's getting dumped. If only he could get his ass kicked on the way out...

[Kareem]

Hoping she doesn’t talk herself into more of his crap.

[Brooklynista]

This is Amber's one chance at exhibiting she has a backbone and giving Matt her entire ass to kiss. Instead she begins by giving him a tongue bath. Artsy? Creative?

SNAP OUT OF IT!!!

[CSunshine76]

I’m gonna throw my iPad at the TV if Amber stays with this dude after the whole city of Charlotte proved to her he was a cheating bastard.

But she’s so damn desperate, i guess I shouldn’t be surprised.

[karenbrady]

Amber is dumber than the shoes I wore today. 

[Crazy Bird Lady]

Matt & Amber: I knew it.

I hate everything about their decision, but I knew it would happen.

1 minute ago, CSunshine76 said:

I’m gonna throw my iPad at the TV if Amber stays with this dude after the whole city of Charlotte proved to her he was a cheating bastard.

But she’s so damn desperate, i guess I shouldn’t be surprised.

Better start looking for someone who repairs iPads!

[Soup333]

8 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Good grief, Amber, what decision is there for you to make?  If she chooses to stay with him, I officially give up.  It won’t matter, though.  Matt checked out weeks and weeks ago.  See ya at half-price wing night, Matt!

Was he ever checked in?

[Brooklynista]

4 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

I was in the kitchen and missed that part.  What did they say?

Amber said the other teacher's pulled her in a room and were like "Bitch! Your man is out here texting so and so!. You need to put his shit in the street."

Well she didn't say it like that, but that's how my crew would have broken it down for her.

Edited September 12, 2019 by Brooklynista

[karenbrady]

8 minutes ago, sarkygal said:

Am I evil for screaming yes when Keith bowed out? It is sad, but he’s had rescue me eyes for weeks now and him staying would have been bad for the two of them.

Yay Greg & Deonna! Although their couch decision was the first time their body language seemed off to me. 

I screamed with glee so loud my neighbors three houses away probably heard me. And we're detached. 

[Ohwell]

2 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

Amber said the other teacher's pulled her in a room and were like "Bitch! Your man is out here texting so and so!. You need to put his shit in the street."

Well she didn't say it like that, but that's how I would have broken it down for her.

Thanks.  Wow.  

[gonecrackers]

I knew it - Amber - excellent.

[VioletNevermind]

Okay, Amber.  You’ve been redeemed.  Sort of. 

[Auntie]

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[Straycat80]

Why are the ‘experts’ sitting there looking stunned? They screwed up big time this season. 

Finally! Amber grew a backbone! 

[CSunshine76]

Whew...good job Amber.

[Ohwell]

Matt seems so relieved.  

NOW Amber wants to act all big and bad.  

[Elizzikra]

6 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Amber has zero self-esteem.  I mean, not one single iota.  

She dug deep and divorced him. Hats off to her...

[VioletNevermind]

Soooo, are we looking at 45 minutes of Jamie and Elizabeth?  Please tell me that 20 minutes of it will be a preview of the next season.  I’m looking forward to never seeing Elizabeth’s boobs ever again.  

[gonecrackers]

1 minute ago, Ohwell said:

Matt seems so relieved. 

He had a few dates lined up & now he won't be late.

[sarkygal]

Oh Amber. I want to hug you, yell at you Iyanla style, then buy you a year’s worth of weekly therapy sessions. 

[meligator]

Thank goodness Amber - that was definitely a better end than middle.

Maybe I shouldn't have done this - oh Matt.

[Ohwell]

At least Matt admitted that he wasn't ready for commitment.

Amber gets no points from me for doing what she should have done weeks ago.   She's still pitiful.