S09.E14: The Forever Decision

[gonecrackers]

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The eight-week experiment is over and decision day arrives; the couples must decide if they want to stay married or end it all and get a divorce.

Edited September 18, 2019 by gonecrackers
Forgot a colon in title & it's bugging me

[gonecrackers]

Neither Amber or Liz know how to handle those bits of material they're kind of wearing.

Edited September 12, 2019 by gonecrackers

[Kareem]

And I was thinking, after listening to the two ladies, that Greg may swear off women for good.  

[Crazy Bird Lady]

5 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

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The eight-week experiment is over and decision day arrives; the couples must decide if they want to stay married or end it all and get a divorce.

Thank you, GONECRACKERS! 

[gonecrackers]

Just now, Crazy Bird Lady said:

Thank you, GONECRACKERS! 

I'd like to think this will be interesting, but it's always kind of a smokescreen until we find out what really happens down the line through SM.

[Crazy Bird Lady]

Just now, Kareem said:

And I was thinking, after listening to the two ladies, that Greg may swear off women for good.  

I hope he doesn't. Greg would make someone else a good husband -but Deonna can treat him like a dog begging for treats and so, she does. 

[gonecrackers]

Greg looks like a Benz sitting next to two junkyard specials with 200K plus miles on them.

[Kareem]

4 minutes ago, Crazy Bird Lady said:

I hope he doesn't. Greg would make someone else a good husband -but Deonna can treat him like a dog begging for treats and so, she does. 

Good point.  If he can deal with that personality, he can handle anything so maybe the two scary ones sitting next to him won’t faze him.  I just wish the sniper could be nicer to him.

[eyelash]

Is this a live thread or would the results be posted in a spoiler thread?  I'm in Alaska where this won't air for a few more hours and am hoping to be spoiled.

[gonecrackers]

Just now, eyelash said:

Is this a live thread or would the results be posted in a spoiler thread?  I'm in Alaska where this won't air for a few more hours and am hoping to be spoiled.

Stick around & you'll be spoiled rotten. 😉

[Ohwell]

2 minutes ago, eyelash said:

Is this a live thread or would the results be posted in a spoiler thread?  I'm in Alaska where this won't air for a few more hours and am hoping to be spoiled.

This is a live thread.

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, eyelash said:

Is this a live thread or would the results be posted in a spoiler thread?  I'm in Alaska where this won't air for a few more hours and am hoping to be spoiled.

This is a live thread. 

[VioletNevermind]

I swear to God, Deonna, if you don’t choose to keep this sweet man (and his sweeter double ovens), I will find you and I will hurt you.

Edited September 12, 2019 by Suzy Rhapsody
Disclaimer: Just kidding. You’re safe, Deonna. But still.

[gonecrackers]

And Pepper shows up for the big day... I think she was on vacation this season.

[Brooklynista]

I hope Deonna says no. She doesn't deserve Greg and I think she knows it.

[Kareem]

Should have asked Tons of Fun first.

[watchingtvaddict]

I’m watching live for the first time ever! Really exciting. I feel like Greg says “yes” now we find out Deonna’s answer. Will they cut to break? 

[Straycat80]

I forgot how they draaaaag decision day out. Poor Greg, you deserve better. Hope D. says divorce. 

[VioletNevermind]

Damn right you’re staying married, Deonna.  You don’t deserve him, but you enjoy those ovens, boo. 😒

[Elizzikra]

YES!!!

[Ohwell]

No surprise with Greg and Deonna.  I wonder if they've discussed finances since she's done that Optima Tax Relief commercial. 

[Brooklynista]

Whatever Deonna. Her frigid ass is gonna keep a good man off the market while she feeds him nibbles of affection. Hmph.

[Hangin Out]

OH NUTS.   Get the biscuits out.

[gonecrackers]

How many times will cat woman say y'all tonight... drinking games would be dangerous.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Damn right you’re staying married, Deonna.  You don’t deserve him, but you enjoy those ovens, boo. 😒

I don’t get the idea that Deonna doesn’t “deserve” Greg. She’s a good person. He’s a good person. I’ve always thought they were a good match but even if they aren’t, what makes Deonna undeserving of a decent guy who treats her well?

[LennieBriscoe]

One prediction correct; three to go!

[Ohwell]

3 minutes ago, Silver Bells said:

OH NUTS.   Get the biscuits out.

And the leash.

[Straycat80]

Deonna gets Greg and his house. Greg gets to be a Dad to Sandy. Good luck to them. 

[VioletNevermind]

“A love story for the ages.”  

What show are you watching, Pastor Cal?!

[Brooklynista]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

I don’t get the idea that Deonna doesn’t “deserve” Greg. She’s a good person. He’s a good person. I’ve always thought they were a good match but even if they aren’t, what makes Deonna undeserving of a decent guy who treats her well?

I don't think she treated him well. 

[Kareem]

On to the next mess!

[Elizzikra]

Keith is a stylish guy but I’m not loving those shoes...

Iris, I see, has gone full Whitney tonight...

Edited September 12, 2019 by Elizzikra

[VioletNevermind]

I swear, I want Keith and Iris to stay together just so that we can see the beautiful children they’ll create.  Of course, that will require Iris to . . . uh . . .

[2727]

While it was no surprise, I'm so happy for Greg and Deonna! What a great couple; I may have gotten a little teary. All good wishes to them.

[Brooklynista]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

Keith is a stylish guy but I’m not loving those shoes...

I'm not really digging this coat dress on Iris. And I don't see how those shoes play a part in this outfit at all.

[Ohwell]

Yap yap yap Iris.

[meligator]

Iris, you crazy girl.

[Ohwell]

Shut the fuck up Iris.

[Elizzikra]

2 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

I'm not really digging this coat dress on Iris. And I don't see how those shoes play a part in this outfit at all.

His shoes or hers?

Edited September 12, 2019 by Elizzikra

[Kareem]

But some ear plugs and say you will stay with her.  

[Ohwell]

Oh stop fucking with us with these dramatic commercial breaks.  Keith's gonna say yes.

[Hangin Out]

Why the whole damn speech before they give the answer?  We all know the experts and couples know what they will say.  Now, here comes Keith with another yes.

[gonecrackers]

Maybe Keith will want to stay with Iris but not her virginity - then what happens... it's like Iris is two people in one.

Edited September 12, 2019 by gonecrackers

[Kareem]

Holy crap.  

[VioletNevermind]

DAAAAAMN.  Keith!

There’s nothing wrong with being a virgin, but she couldn’t fully commit to the marriage if she wasn’t willing to take a risk and “relinquish“ her virginity.  Like it or not, sex is part of a marriage.  

Iris, get some therapy, hon.  You really, really need it. 

Edited September 12, 2019 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Ohwell]

Holy shit Keith!!!!

YAAAAASSSSSS!!!!!!!!

[Adeejay]

I knew after I read Iris' interview that Keith had bailed. 

[Mercolleen]

The slow motion is absurd.

[meligator]

Wow, Keith.  No wonder he needed the extra support from his mama.

[Brooklynista]

Damn. A divorced virgin. How will Iris work that into her Match.com profile?