Timothy & Jeniffer: Stepdad Squared (now with more SPS!)

[blubld43]

On 9/28/2019 at 12:10 PM, Azubah said:

So from the previews, we see that Jeniffer wants a man who is dominante?

Look. I don't care if Tim is trans, intersex, metro, asexual, non-binary, whatever. But the one thing that you can tell from talking to him for 15 minutes is that he is not dominante. Dude is not a top. He just isn't. So if that's what you were looking for, and you thought Tim had it, you were misinformed. 

Also you're an obnoxious fame whore, but that's not important right now.

Yeah, I'm bored by their story. He's just a guy who happens to be slight, she's another espicey one with no further interesting qualities.  Yawn.

[Persnickety1]

I can no longer contain myself, but every time I look at Tim, I'm reminded of this guy... 

And with that, I wish all a lovely night and I'll pack my handbasket to hell.  😄 

[libgirl2]

17 hours ago, Persnickety1 said:

I can no longer contain myself, but every time I look at Tim, I'm reminded of this guy... 

And with that, I wish all a lovely night and I'll pack my handbasket to hell.  😄 

I remember him. I read that he died. 

[gavinmac]

I'm wondering if Tim chooses to dress in a backwards baseball cap and sleeveless shirt that shows off his scrawny lady arms, or does TLC make him dress like that to make him look like more of a dweeb?

[iwasish]

4 hours ago, gavinmac said:

I'm wondering if Tim chooses to dress in a backwards baseball cap and sleeveless shirt that shows off his scrawny lady arms, or does TLC make him dress like that to make him look like more of a dweeb?

Did that red cap say Gringo on it? 
For someone who had a 2 year relationship with a Colombian woman and visited the country 5 times, he knows no Spanish and nothing about the Country. 

[Joan of Argh]

5 hours ago, iwasish said:

Did that red cap say Gringo on it? 
For someone who had a 2 year relationship with a Colombian woman and visited the country 5 times, he knows no Spanish and nothing about the Country. 

I could be wrong but I think "Gringo" is the name of his online custom gun store.

[charmed1]

On 10/3/2019 at 1:45 PM, gavinmac said:

I'm wondering if Tim chooses to dress in a backwards baseball cap and sleeveless shirt that shows off his scrawny lady arms, or does TLC make him dress like that to make him look like more of a dweeb?

Ha! I think he’s dweebing at his own will. All those photos of him before the show are even more tragic. He reminds me of Bud Bundy when Bud would try to look cool in front of Kelly’s friends.

[Azubah]

On 10/3/2019 at 11:45 AM, gavinmac said:

I'm wondering if Tim chooses to dress in a backwards baseball cap and sleeveless shirt that shows off his scrawny lady arms, or does TLC make him dress like that to make him look like more of a dweeb?

Insults updated for 2019: "You're ugly and TLC dresses you funny."

[Auntie Anxiety]

On 9/28/2019 at 1:10 PM, Azubah said:

So from the previews, we see that Jeniffer wants a man who is dominante?

Look. I don't care if Tim is trans, intersex, metro, asexual, non-binary, whatever. But the one thing that you can tell from talking to him for 15 minutes is that he is not dominante. Dude is not a top. He just isn't. So if that's what you were looking for, and you thought Tim had it, you were misinformed. 

Also you're an obnoxious fame whore, but that's not important right now.

Talk to him? How about just LOOKING at him? When he made his debut on my tv screen, even I was like, what the hell is the deal with this guy and why does he look like he gets his eyebrows tweezed? Whatever the opposite of espicy is, he’s it.

[iwasish]

17 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

I could be wrong but I think "Gringo" is the name of his online custom gun store.

He should have added .com. 

[Azubah]

14 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Talk to him? How about just LOOKING at him?

Well, I was trying to avoid judging the book by its cover. No matter how someone looks, there's the remote possibility that he or she is actually going to go all John Wayne and say "Somebody has to run this fuck, and that somebody is me, baby." I grant you that that's not the first impression you get from Tim. 

Or the second impression. Or the third.

Edited October 4, 2019 by Azubah

[gavinmac]

Call me old fashioned, but I think a relatively normal guy gets down on a knee and presents a ring and asks a woman to marry him  . . . or he doesn't propose.   There's no halfway with that.

What kind of a weirdo asks a woman "What would you say if I asked you to marry me?" I guess the same guy who also asks (more or less) before ever even kissing that woman  "I think we should take our relationship to the sexy time level what do you think?"  And then when she reluctantly agreed to let him do sex with her, he wouldn't do it.

[iwasish]

Where does Veronica get off asking about Jeniffer and Tims sex life? Asking Tim when she’s alone with him is one thing, but asking Jeniffer? NO WSY IS THAT OKAY.

Spoiler

And how does Jeniffer find out that ring is the one he bought for Veronica?  Like that was ever going to be ok. 

[iwasish]

When he took Jeniffer out for retail therapy, his whole demeanor was different. It had a daddy/daughter vibe to it, not a boyfriend/girlfriend thing. Maybe that’s why he’s so close to Chloe, he can take her out,  buy her stuff, have her think he’s such a great guy but he doesn’t have to perform sexually. 

 

[Cammi]

So someone on Reddit posted that Tim and Veronica are/were married. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/90DayFiance/comments/dhzcfk/evuhdence_tim_and_veronica_are_or_were_married/

[AZChristian]

32 minutes ago, Cammi said:

So someone on Reddit posted that Tim and Veronica are/were married. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/90DayFiance/comments/dhzcfk/evuhdence_tim_and_veronica_are_or_were_married/

I clicked on the link just out of curiousity.  He refers to Veronica as his wife at least three times.  No wonder she wanted to know about his intimacy with Jeniffer.  The more appropriate question would have been, "Are you sleeping with my husband."

And now - looking back - I suspect that Jeniffer has been in on it the whole time.  

[Gobi]

20 minutes ago, AZChristian said:

I clicked on the link just out of curiousity.  He refers to Veronica as his wife at least three times.  No wonder she wanted to know about his intimacy with Jeniffer.  The more appropriate question would have been, "Are you sleeping with my husband."

And now - looking back - I suspect that Jeniffer has been in on it the whole time.  

What about the other gf? Was that phoney or could Tim and Ronnie have been separated/divorced?

Edited October 15, 2019 by Gobi

[Cammi]

16 minutes ago, AZChristian said:

I clicked on the link just out of curiousity.  He refers to Veronica as his wife at least three times.  No wonder she wanted to know about his intimacy with Jeniffer.  The more appropriate question would have been, "Are you sleeping with my husband."

And now - looking back - I suspect that Jeniffer has been in on it the whole time.  

Well on the episode threads I have been wandering for a few episodes now if they are pulling a "Ricky". Just seems... off. He couldn't even look her in the eye on the ride to the hotel. Like he was guilty of something? And Veronica asking if they had sex yet, seems to fit. But who knows, these people are so odd! 

[AZChristian]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

What about the other gf? Was that phoney or could Tim and Ronnie have been separated/divorced!

Either phony, or they couldn't get her to play along to scam TLC.

[Cammi]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

What about the other gf? Was that phoney or could Tim and Ronnie have been separated/divorced!

Probably never had sex with her either! Maybe they have a weird open marriage where he can date, but no sex? I mean, their relationship is beyond odd as is. 

[Azubah]

From Cheatsheet:

[Tim] Malcolm revealed he was not gay but said his lack of intimacy with Tarazona was because sex just isn’t as important to him as it once was.

“I’m almost 40 years old,” he told the outlet. “I want to be in love. I know sex is an important part of love, but it’s not everything like it used to be. My biggest goal was just building a foundation that I thought would be able to last because I don’t want to be divorced. I’ve waited this long to get married. I’ve never been married. I think that’s just strange that society just thinks if a man says no then he’s gay. If a woman says no, it’s fine. But it’s like the double standard that society has. I kind of laugh about it. I do have some feminine traits. The gay thing was kind of out of left field for me.”

Dude. I'm 60, and so is my husband. Do things slow down a bit as the years go by? Yeah, a bit. But if you put a willing, attractive young woman in the sack with my DH, he's not going to be all "Gee, I'd rather sleep." 

(Note to my DH if he's reading this: I will not be putting a willing attractive young woman in the sack with you. Sorry, babe.)

Edited October 17, 2019 by Azubah

[Persnickety1]

14 minutes ago, Azubah said:

From Cheatsheet:

Malcolm revealed he was not gay but said his lack of intimacy with Tarazona was because sex just isn’t as important to him as it once was.

“I’m almost 40 years old,” he told the outlet. “I want to be in love. I know sex is an important part of love, but it’s not everything like it used to be. My biggest goal was just building a foundation that I thought would be able to last because I don’t want to be divorced. I’ve waited this long to get married. I’ve never been married. I think that’s just strange that society just thinks if a man says no then he’s gay. If a woman says no, it’s fine. But it’s like the double standard that society has. I kind of laugh about it. I do have some feminine traits. The gay thing was kind of out of left field for me.”

Dude. I'm 60, and so is my husband. Do things slow down a bit as the years go by? Yeah, a bit. But if you put a willing, attractive young woman in the sack with my DH, he's not going to be all "Gee, I'd rather sleep." 

(Note to my DH if he's reading this: I will not be putting a willing attractive young woman in the sack with you. Sorry, babe.)

Is "Malcolm" actually Tim?

I think the dude has performance issues probably exacerbated by some underlying psychological disorder. 

He never told Jeniffer (that we were shown or apparently not that she's aware of) that he wanted to wait until marriage.  In fact, he's a tease because he leads her to believe they will be intimate, then feigns exhaustion or being "in my mind" (whatever the actual fuck that means) as being the reason he couldn't perform.  Dude needs to shove a Viagra down his piehole and man up or be honest tell her his interest in sex is pretty much zero.  

I'm sure it's a huge mindfuck to Jeniffer, having him claim to love her and want her, but then never laying a hand (or anything else) on her in an intimate way.  

And he's full of shit about people feeling differently if he were a woman.  If the roles were reversed, I'd be of the opinion the woman either needed to upfront and totally honest about her lack of interest in sex and stop leading on the guy to believe intimacy was going to occur and then feigning sleep or give in to it and go with the flow.   

The dude needs a therapist to figure what his underlying issue really is.  He protests way too much about his aberrant behavior.  

[Azubah]

35 minutes ago, Persnickety1 said:

Is "Malcolm" actually Tim?

Yeah, Tim Malcolm. If you try googling "Showbiz Cheatsheet" and "’90 Day Fiance’: Tim Malcolm Opens up About His Sexuality", it should show up.

[Persnickety1]

4 minutes ago, Azubah said:

Yeah, Tim Malcolm. If you try googling "Showbiz Cheatsheet" and "’90 Day Fiance’: Tim Malcolm Opens up About His Sexuality", it should show up.

Grazi, @Azubah.  I never know these people's last names.  😄 

[RealReality]

5 hours ago, Azubah said:

From Cheatsheet:

[Tim] Malcolm revealed he was not gay but said his lack of intimacy with Tarazona was because sex just isn’t as important to him as it once was.

“I’m almost 40 years old,” he told the outlet. “I want to be in love. I know sex is an important part of love, but it’s not everything like it used to be. My biggest goal was just building a foundation that I thought would be able to last because I don’t want to be divorced. I’ve waited this long to get married. I’ve never been married. I think that’s just strange that society just thinks if a man says no then he’s gay. If a woman says no, it’s fine. But it’s like the double standard that society has. I kind of laugh about it. I do have some feminine traits. The gay thing was kind of out of left field for me.”

Dude. I'm 60, and so is my husband. Do things slow down a bit as the years go by? Yeah, a bit. But if you put a willing, attractive young woman in the sack with my DH, he's not going to be all "Gee, I'd rather sleep." 

(Note to my DH if he's reading this: I will not be putting a willing attractive young woman in the sack with you. Sorry, babe.)

Yeah, I don't buy his reasoning.  I would have understood if he hadn't slept with her the first night, but if I've been out on three dates with a guy and he hasn't tried anything I would kind of assume we're going to be friends

[Christina]

This is getting to be old news but it wasn't posted here yet. From the website linked above, Tim gives some... dating advice? I'm not really sure what I'm reading here. Anyway, there are two pages so click the arrow on the right side. It may not show up well on the background, but I won't know until it posts.

If he hadn't come across so oddly on the show, this may have read as funny. Not immediately wanting to have sex with Jeniffer wouldn't have seemed as strange if he wasn't acting like he was interested only to lose interest at the last moment. 

The Danny Trejo photo with Veronica wearing a ring

Some mentions from Tim about his wife Veronica

And finally, Tim rated sex scenes for his blog. something, or other and the two mentioned in this post have been discussed a lot. 

If Tim and Veronica had been legally married, there would have been a record of it and it would have been found by now. I think he uses the word "wife" to describe their committed relationship, but they were not actually married. I didn't bother to research the records, though, so I could be wrong.

I was still typing when it posted. Hopefully, this will merge automatically. 

I think the instagrammer I posted is a Redditor but not the one who posted the marriage comment linked above. I'm not sure about that either, but wanted to give credit.

[AZChristian]

He could be using "wife" as a substitute for "beard."  

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 minute ago, AZChristian said:

He could be using "wife" as a substitute for "beard."  

I really kinda hate it when people refer to their non legal mates as a wife or husband. It is a privilege, not a cutesy term you toss around.

There.  I am done for now.

[Hannah94]

7 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

I really kinda hate it when people refer to their non legal mates as a wife or husband. It is a privilege, not a cutesy term you toss around.

There.  I am done for now.

I agree with this. Plus, it's just a flat out lie. Use "partner" or "beloved" or whatever. But the terms wife and husband are legally-binding words. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

7 minutes ago, Hannah94 said:

I agree with this. Plus, it's just a flat out lie. Use "partner" or "beloved" or whatever. But the terms wife and husband are legally-binding words. 

Wife Equivalent, Not Quite Legal Husband, etc.  I know a woman who said her wedding was the best ever!  Her and her hubby are so happy!  Did not change her name, no biggie.....except that it was a just a commitment ceremony, not a legal thing.  I thought, "You DID tell people that, right?"

Plus Tim is still an odd man who overthinks EVERYTHING.

Edited October 18, 2019 by Mrs. Hanson

[RealReality]

SMDH....when a guy with pink hair and poorly applied guyliner is giving out dating advice....

Jenniffer isn't a beauty, but she is better than this and she sure did Dodge a bullet.  Let Veronica have that girl. 

[charmed1]

I hate men who refer to women as “females.” At 18, he probably looked even more weird than he does now.  “Oh. She’s black. Not that there’s anything wrong with that!” Fuck off, Smeagol. Should be grateful that thick sista even walked up to your car.

Unrelated, but Danny Trejo is forever my man crush. He and another Good Samaritan pulled a little boy from a car wreck, then played with the boy to distract him while the emergency workers pulled his grandmother out. I love him soo mash baby.

Edited October 18, 2019 by charmed1

[Persnickety1]

17 hours ago, RealReality said:

Yeah, I don't buy his reasoning.  I would have understood if he hadn't slept with her the first night, but if I've been out on three dates with a guy and he hasn't tried anything I would kind of assume we're going to be friends

Precisely.  And at least two couples I can think of offhand had come into the franchise stating their intent to wait for sex until after marriage.  They certainly didn't snuggle up in bed together and "touch and kiss" and then roll over.  What Tim says and what he does are out of synch.  

It makes no sense that he wouldn't have told Jeniffer his view on premarital sex at this point in his life before he went over to visit.  It makes absolutely no sense that he would lead her to expect sexual intimacy and then just roll away from her or lie on his back "in my head."  

I still think the dude has performance issues with an underlying psychological disorder as a contributing factor.  He's just trying to do a little revisionist history and claim he wants to wait until marriage to do the deed.

Note to Jeniffer:  If you marry this dude, better invest in some Viagra because I have a sneaking feeling he's still going to be "in [his] head" on the wedding night...or too worn out from the wedding to stay awake.  

[Cherrio]

I don't care who Tim is.

Its really pathetic to watch how far someone will go to try and obtain F-lister fame.  Posing in a Captain Kangaroo jacket in front of his fake car, pink hair and making up movie rating websites.

Not to mention just merrily going along with his supposed love interest calling him gay and a pussy and still giving her some fake ring?

Does he really think this is going to further the career he never had and never will?

So, we are talking about him.   Doesn't he realize (of course not) that we are because he is no different than those old circus sideshow attractions like the bearded lady?

TLC should come out with yet another 90 Day......called No Way.    Colt would be a good addition too.

[Azubah]

Tim gets even weirder, you guys. Two of his favorite sex scenes in movies? Brokeback Mountain and the, uhhh, ass to ass scene in Requiem for a Dream.

The whole point of the "ass to ass" scene in Requiem for a Dream is that Jennifer Connelly has become so degraded and dehumanized by her addiction that she'll do anything for money and drugs. So that's cheery. Maybe Jeniffer just isn't sufficiently debased and depraved to turn him on. Jeniffer's too wholesome for him! I did not see that coming.

[Gobi]

1 hour ago, Azubah said:

I did not see that coming.

Neither did Jennniffffer.

[nutella fitzgerald]

Wait, was Tim trying to make the point that the black girl he met online should have disclosed her blackness before they met? Like how one is expected to disclose having an STD, or that you've had a vasectomy, or something like oh I don't know YOU'RE RECYCLING A RING THAT YOU PROPOSED TO SOMEONE ELSE WITH?! Did he disclose his whiteness, or does he think that it was just a pleasant surprise that this poor girl should have been happy to discover when she finally met the Brian Peppers-looking guy she had been talking to online?!

I fucking hate this guy.

[Joan of Argh]

3 hours ago, Cherrio said:

I don't care who Tim is.

Its really pathetic to watch how far someone will go to try and obtain F-lister fame.  Posing in a Captain Kangaroo jacket in front of his fake car, pink hair and making up movie rating websites.

This! 👍

Its also very revealing to see how these morons handle the tiny bit of fame they have.

[Persnickety1]

16 hours ago, nutella fitzgerald said:

Wait, was Tim trying to make the point that the black girl he met online should have disclosed her blackness before they met? Like how one is expected to disclose having an STD, or that you've had a vasectomy, or something like oh I don't know YOU'RE RECYCLING A RING THAT YOU PROPOSED TO SOMEONE ELSE WITH?! Did he disclose his whiteness, or does he think that it was just a pleasant surprise that this poor girl should have been happy to discover when she finally met the Brian Peppers-looking guy she had been talking to online?!

I fucking hate this guy.

I'm so relieved I'm not the only one to see the resemblance.  

Care to book a seat on my bus to hell?  😄 😄 😄

[Persnickety1]

16 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

This! 👍

Its also very revealing to see how these morons handle the tiny bit of fame they have.

And there are no boundaries as to what lengths they will go to try to secure another round at the TLC trough of greed and idiocy.  

Nicole being continually ghosted and humiliated by Assin'.

Angela with the beyond ridiculous "baby totin'" and donor egg story  line.

Ashley taking Jay back (snort) yet again.

The list goes on and on.  I guess the Z list fame and "easy" (if you don't mind selling your soul and dignity) money are highly addictive.  

I really think maybe TLC needs to make all of these bozos "one and done."  Maybe the following year they could do a special 2-hour followup "Where Are They Now?" episode.  Otherwise, the participants are too camera aware and get a little bit too "creative" to secure their spots.  

[mamadrama]

So an attractive black girl approaches him and he immediately thinks she's going to ask him for money?

Hoo boy. Timmy's got bigger problems than little man syndrome...

[Christina]

16 hours ago, mamadrama said:

So an attractive black girl approaches him and he immediately thinks she's going to ask him for money?

Hoo boy. Timmy's got bigger problems than little man syndrome...

And he hasn't matured in the last twenty years. 

Jeniffer did a Q&A on her Instagram but I don't follow her so I grabbed it from another site. She discusses sex with Tim, or rather the lack of sex with Tim. Also, she wants to be in Playboy. She probably could model nudes if she really wants to do so.

[greekmom]

https://soapdirt.com/90-day-fiance-jeniffer-tarazona-says-tim-has-odd-bedroom-demands-shes-single-now/

I know most people take soap dirt with a grain of salt but i do wonder if Tim liked the "back door" or asked her to put on a strap on.

[Joan of Argh]

8 minutes ago, greekmom said:

https://soapdirt.com/90-day-fiance-jeniffer-tarazona-says-tim-has-odd-bedroom-demands-shes-single-now/

I know most people take soap dirt with a grain of salt but i do wonder if Tim liked the "back door" or asked her to put on a strap on.

Sure sounds like it when she said "he asked to do things she won't allow with her body."

[magemaud]

the article says "...This is after the 90 Day Fiance babe declares she’s technically single."

Unlike Rebecca who is "technically married." Such technicalities! 

[Mrs. Hanson]

5 minutes ago, magemaud said:

the article says "...This is after the 90 Day Fiance babe declares she’s technically single."

Unlike Rebecca who is "technically married." Such technicalities! 

Did she say was not engaged nor married but could that translate to:  "I am seeing someone but hey I am open to other offers!"

[Snewtsie]

18 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

Sure sounds like it when she said "he asked to do things she won't allow with her body."

Sounds like he guessed what she would say no to, and then that's all he showed interest in. Effective strategy.

[AZChristian]

Someone somewhere here (I think) said that Tim looks like a male Bratz doll.  Yep.  100%.

[Cherrio]

Tim is painful to look at.  I cringe and close my eyes.

All I can speculate about his "wants" is that it probably includes beauty masks.

[ALittleShelfish]

1 hour ago, AZChristian said:

Someone somewhere here (I think) said that Tim looks like a male Bratz doll.  Yep.  100%.

omg yes, I died.  It was courtesy of @humbleopinion i think.  

Dead on.  lololololololol