S09.E22: Reunion Part 1

[JD5166]

the only way teddi could  be closer to Kyle on that couch is if she was in her lap. 

[Pickles]

Kyle is so smug.

[endure]

8 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Rinna’s mouth looks even more like a baboon’s ass than usual - that outlining!

She was obviously going for the mature look on here!

[Pickles]

Camille is a bitch.

[Bronzedog]

I think Rinna and Kyle wore that color in case there's a power outage.  Both of them would have a problem if the lights went out and they couldn't be noticed.  I missed why Erika's head is so firmly lodged up Kyle's ass.

Are they ever going to talk about the season?

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Pickles said:

Camille is a bitch.

I can’t believe she rose her hand (as in go away not violence) to Denise. Even Rinna was visibly taken aback. 

[Choco9]

2 minutes ago, Pickles said:

Camille is a bitch.

I'm no fan but why is she sitting there being accosted with bitchy faces over having money from her divorce?  Why are they trying to pit her divorce against Denise's?  THIS IS SO DUMB.

Also, thank the sweet lord that Denise mentioned getting laid!  It's been two minutes.

Edited July 17, 2019 by Choco9

[BodhiGurl]

Camille is a grade A arsehole - so much for the redemption years... Morally corrupt Camile Grammer Foster whatever the heck. And why in the world did she need to have her hair re-curled ten minutes after leaving the stage, after she had just gotten on set? Lord. I really hope they dont make her a FT HW.

[Keywestclubkid]

Denise wasn’t asking the questions Camille Andy was. You chose to attack Denise for no reason

[dosodog]

Right!?  It's pretty much everything, but the season.

And why are they fighting about divorce settlements? 

[chewycandy]

Camille was in a longer marriage and was by Kelsey’s side as he struggled with his addiction issues from what I’ve heard. Yeah, girl, take that Frasier money, no judgment from me. 

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, chewycandy said:

Camille was in a longer marriage and was by Kelsey’s side as he struggled with his addiction issues from what I’ve heard. Yeah, girl, take that Frasier money, no judgment from me. 

No one was judging her she was just asked do you think Denise should have asked for more money and she snapped 

[RealHousewife]

2 minutes ago, endure said:

Way too much make-up for me to determine how she looks.....

I actually love Erika's makeup. While makeup does wonders, not everyone will look the way she does with it. She's got such lovely features, is approaching 50, and her skin is like a porcelain doll.

[JAYJAY1979]

Why is teddi on the show

[JD5166]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

No one was judging her she was just asked do you think Denise should have asked for more money and she snapped 

Why does it matter what Camille thinks? 

[Straycat80]

Andy is getting turned on by all this penis talk. 

[Choco9]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

No one was judging her she was just asked do you think Denise should have asked for more money and she snapped 

Not really.  She said, "Ok whatever ... I don't know" because that was the dumbest question ever.

Ugh, I cannot believe I have to defend Camille.  That's how bad this show is.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Choco9 said:

Not really.  She said, "Ok whatever ... I don't know" because that was the dumbest question ever.

Ugh, I cannot believe I have to defend Camille.  That's how bad this show is.

No she went into her I didn’t eat bon bons rant..... Denise didn’t do anything to deserve that attack. 

[RealHousewife]

6 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Denise wasn’t asking the questions Camille Andy was. You chose to attack Denise for no reason

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

No one was judging her she was just asked do you think Denise should have asked for more money and she snapped 

Exactly. I had to rewind because I thought I missed something. Denise didn't get on to Camille about what she got from Kelsey.

[Choco9]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

No she went into her I didn’t eat bon bons rant..... Denise didn’t do anything to deserve that attack. 

She wasn't saying Denise ate BonBons!  Andy and the women were making something out of nothing.  She defended herself by saying SHE didn't just sit around in her marriage.  Then they all made that about Denise.  

[howiveaddict]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

No she went into her I didn’t eat bon bons rant..... Denise didn’t do anything to deserve that attack. 

Camille was being made to look like she didn't deserve her settlement.  I don't think she aimed her reply at Denise, but to show how much she put into the marriage.  Every one else went into the interview with an agenda to disagree with everything Camille says. You can see it on their faces/

Regarding Rinna and Harry, I doubt there is too much sex going on, let alone, kinky sex.

Edited July 17, 2019 by howiveaddict

[nexxie]

This group is a lot of fun - just need to lose Camille.

[WaltersHair]

Rhinna says she can move? Not with that botoxed body. Just the mouth moves. Probably even in her sleep.

The lighting gods are not being nice to anyone on the couches.

[Mindthinkr]

I think that Denise is showing a lot of poise for her first reunion. 

[Keywestclubkid]

2 minutes ago, Choco9 said:

She wasn't saying Denise ate BonBons!  Andy and the women were making something out of nothing.  She defended herself by saying SHE didn't just sit around in her marriage.  Then they all made that about Denise.  

Because she was basically insinuating that Denise was a kept women. And Denise was like no he was almost in bankruptcy when I got with him. 

Edited July 17, 2019 by Keywestclubkid

[janiema]

They are anointing Kyle Queen because nobody is threatened by a mediocrity.

[Choco9]

Just now, nexxie said:

This group is a lot of fun - just need to lose Camille.

If by "a lot of fun" you mean the most boring part one of a reunion ever, then yes.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

1 minute ago, Choco9 said:

She wasn't saying Denise ate BonBons!  Andy and the women were making something out of nothing.  She defended herself by saying SHE didn't just sit around in her marriage.  Then they all made that about Denise.  

This is true but Camille has a way of saying things that makes it seem like she is asserting that she's so much better than everyone else. So the implication was definitely there that she was somehow better than Denise. 

[chewycandy]

1 minute ago, Choco9 said:

If by "a lot of fun" you mean the most boring part one of a reunion ever, then yes.

Lol. Camille brings the drama and I want to see it, not Kyle and Teddi at therapy 

[Mindthinkr]

42 minutes ago, snarts said:

Someone please tell me the minute mark where Andy calls Teddi a liar to her face, that's the one moment I want to see.

The segment begins the 53 minute mark. 

Edited July 17, 2019 by Mindthinkr
Whoops. Wrong time at first, but I corrected it.

[dosodog]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Because she was basically insinuating that Denise was a kept women. 

In the clip, Denise used the phrase "greedy fucking whore".

I'm calling it a wash.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Choco9 said:

She wasn't saying Denise ate BonBons!  Andy and the women were making something out of nothing.  She defended herself by saying SHE didn't just sit around in her marriage.  Then they all made that about Denise.  

The whole thing was stupid and weird.

Andy asked a question that was a veiled critism of Camille.  Camille reacted like Denise was the one criticizing her (which Denise wasn't.)

Camille was trying to defend herself and Denise took it like Camille was attacking her (which I don't think Camille was).

I think they both dislike each other so much and are so at odds that they fell for a badly laid trap to create drama.

[itsadryheat]

1 minute ago, chewycandy said:

Lol. Camille brings the drama and I want to see it, not Kyle and Teddi at therapy 

or getting a mammogram

[endure]

15 minutes ago, Choco9 said:

I'm no fan but why is she sitting there being accosted with bitchy faces over having money from her divorce?  Why are they trying to pit her divorce against Denise's?  THIS IS SO DUMB.

Also, thank the sweet lord that Denise mentioned getting laid!  It's been two minutes.

Totally set up Camille.....it's their gang mentality

[Keywestclubkid]

Did Camille just disappear? So random to have her out for that short burst and poof she’s gone on to new topic lol oh never mind she’s still sitting there 

Edited July 17, 2019 by Keywestclubkid

[endure]

6 minutes ago, howiveaddict said:

Camille was being made to look like she didn't deserve her settlement.  I don't think she aimed her reply at Denise, but to show how much she put into the marriage.  Every one else went into the interview with an agenda to disagree with everything Camille says. You can see it on their faces/

Regarding Rinna and Harry, I doubt there is too much sex going on, let alone, kinky sex.

Rinna is so desperate to be seen as a player.

[dosodog]

How is Dorit the victim in every single scenerio?

 

[Ohiopirate02]

So Dorit breaches her contract with VPD, the dog somehow ends up at a kill shelter,  and somehow everyone is still apologizing to her.  Why????

[outofbounds]

So something stuck out to me while they were discussing puppy gate - AGAIN.  Rinna, in a weird attempt to jump in and explain for Teddi, shouts out "Weren't you close to Blizzard?"

And it sounded to me like one of those things where you are trying to help your friend out of a jam so you shout out something for her to latch onto so she can end the conversation.

Only Teddi didn't get that cue.  And she went on to say she wasn't close to Blizzard.  

Personally I find Teddi to be exhausting in this situation.  She explains way too much. 

[Choco9]

If they get through three parts of this without mentioning any of the below:

1. Dorit's lawsuits

2. Erika's lawsuits

3. Dorit's giving of the dog to an actual stranger

4. Rinna's unwavering desire to get rid of LVP for seasons

Then I am forever done with RHOBH, Andy. 

MENTION IT ALL!

[Choco9]

1 minute ago, outofbounds said:

So something stuck out to me while they were discussing puppy gate - AGAIN.  Rinna, in a weird attempt to jump in and explain for Teddi, shouts out "Weren't you close to Blizzard?"

And it sounded to me like one of those things where you are trying to help your friend out of a jam so you shout out something for her to latch onto so she can end the conversation.

Only Teddi didn't get that cue.  And she went on to say she wasn't close to Blizzard.  

Personally I find Teddi to be exhausting in this situation.  She explains way too much. 

I am still sitting here trying to understand why a 36 year-old woman with a family is texting feverishly with a 23 year old low level LVP employee.  Makes zero sense. 

[FlyingEgret]

Why isn't Andy asking Dorit how Lucy ended up at a kill shelter?  She might actually be honest and tell everyone she traded the dog in for tacky hair bling...

[endure]

16 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

No she went into her I didn’t eat bon bons rant..... Denise didn’t do anything to deserve that attack. 

I didn't think the bon bon comment was actually directed at anyone - she was defending herself

[chewycandy]

1 minute ago, Choco9 said:

. Rinna's unwavering desire to get rid of LVP for seasons

Rinna finally got her place on the couch next to Andy. I can’t stand her, her big mouth, her knee slapping THs. Kyle now has everyone thinking of her as the “leader.” BH has always been about cattiness, backhanded compliments, vying for that top spot, and discussing excruciating minutiae. I honestly don’t know why I keep watching. 

[Keywestclubkid]

2 minutes ago, Choco9 said:

I am still sitting here trying to understand why a 36 year-old woman with a family is texting feverishly with a 23 year old low level LVP employee.  Makes zero sense. 

The same reason a 23 yo is somehow besties with a 58 yo?

[tranquilidade]

2 minutes ago, Choco9 said:

I am still sitting here trying to understand why a 36 year-old woman with a family is texting feverishly with a 23 year old low level LVP employee.  Makes zero sense. 

Unless Teddi was just desperate to be relevant and thought she was going to be a player securing the gratitude of LVP and a a long future on the show.....NOT>

[Callaphera]

So... was the point of this just for everyone to kiss Queen Kyle's ring? 'Cause I tried to play the Charlie Sheen drinking game and I gave up twenty seconds in so I wouldn't die from alcohol poisoning and aside from that, I can't really figure out what the point is. 

[Choco9]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

The same reason a 23 yo is somehow besties with a 58 yo?

Yea, except they weren't "besties" in any way, shape or form.  And that still doesn't explain it.  

[tranquilidade]

Kyle is so full of herself.  I also find her voice as bad as Erika's just in a different way. 

[endure]

3 minutes ago, Choco9 said:

I am still sitting here trying to understand why a 36 year-old woman with a family is texting feverishly with a 23 year old low level LVP employee.  Makes zero sense. 

Maybe because she is a weasel and she will go where she needs to get herself involved....I really hope Teddy doesn't come back next season.