S07.E22: Janine LIVE CHAT

[Snarkastikate]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Janie is cock-eyed now, as in she's eying Doug's . . . well, you get the idea.  I'll let myself out. 

It's ok.  We were all thinking it anyway.

[DC Gal in VA]

The new THISCLOSE mom/daughter show gives me the creeps. Sharing the same bath water, sleeping in the same bed, WTF? Please TLC don't show any of these pairs expanding the parameters of their relationships, if you know what I mean. 😒

[7EasyPayments]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Janie is cock-eyed now, as in she's eying Doug's . . . well, you get the idea.  I'll let myself out. 

Now you MADE ME think............................could she be a v*rg*n ?

ACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AnnaBaptist]

Is there only one cab driver in Houston that has a wheelchair ramp, or did production make a deal with this one guy to transport Janine all the time?

"Her and me" - not that I am expecting grammatical eloquence from someone willing to date Janine, but can't anyone on this show use pronouns correctly?

[cmpbl]

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

Doug looks creepy.

Cat yoga?   It was worth it to see the cute kitties.  I  think I  want another cat.

I am still in shock that she used the walker at Dr Now's office; I may faint.

I would be up to some kitten yoga.

[ams1001]

12 minutes ago, cmpbl said:

My vet uses the spray cheese when he examines my cat. The cat is too busy licking cheese to realise what's going on.

I saw a collection of pictures of cats attempting to hide from the vet and in the background of one of them was a can of spray cheese. I was wondering what they did with it!

[fonfereksglen]

I dvr'd Paul Newman to sort of watch this nonsense.  Shame on me.

[Miss Chevious]

I’m laughing so hard at y’all’s comments, I can hardly type. Or think of anything cute to say. 

[Callaphera]

2 minutes ago, Carboncat said:

I always ordered Mc D.'s honey mustard sauce in California.  Have they discontinued it?  Haven't been since Happy Meal days---son is now 26.  It was a good sauce.

Not in Canada, anyway. And KFC changed their honey mustard recently to some horrible "southern" style. And Burger King's has never been good.

... don't judge me, okay. I think I once did an actual spreadsheet on which fast food place had the best dipping sauce. I was 19 and really stoned. 

[parrotfeathers]

13 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What kind of guy wants to meet a woman who used to weigh 600 pounds, makes being utterly helpless and dependent her life's work, and won't even WALK?

And squeals when she is poked.

[Uuuugghh]

1 minute ago, DC Gal in VA said:

The new THISCLOSE mom/daughter show gives me the creeps. Sharing the same bath water, sleeping in the same bed, WTF? Please TLC don't show any of these pairs expanding the parameters of their relationships, if you know what I mean. 😒

Parents aren’t meant to be friends!

[Armchair Critic]

Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back, you went from a scooter to using a walker and leaning on your new "boyfriend"

[Callaphera]

1 minute ago, DC Gal in VA said:

The new THISCLOSE mom/daughter show gives me the creeps. Sharing the same bath water, sleeping in the same bed, WTF? Please TLC don't show any of these pairs expanding the parameters of their relationships, if you know what I mean. 😒

The one mom kisses her daughter's pregnancy pee stick. After it had been used. 

I'm not sure if this means it's not the show for me or if it's totally the show for me. 

[ShortyMac]

Doug would look better if he cut his hair.

Edited May 30, 2019 by ShortyMac

[Snarkastikate]

She's wearing a wig and a shabby mumu.  Yeah that's a gal any normal dude would love dating.  

[Guest]

Man, her cutesy shit is all sort of creepy—as is her Jame-Gumb-looking boyfriend.

[poeticlicensed]

Dr. Now. Psst. The scooter is just outside the door. 

[ams1001]

This is Doug...he's my boyfriend...blah blah blah...blah blah shut up!

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, AnnaBaptist said:

Is there only one cab driver in Houston that has a wheelchair ramp, or did production make a deal with this one guy to transport Janine all the time?

"Her and me" - not that I am expecting grammatical eloquence from someone willing to date Janine, but can't anyone on this show use pronouns correctly?

Justin can.

[MelissaMinion]

I wonder if she heads back to the waiting room, to find Scooty has mysteriously disappeared?

[Gbb]

“Doug is the newest member of my support staff, team”

i think she means the only member. 

[Callaphera]

This is the best. Date. Ever. 

[navine]

omfg!  in front of the new bf??????????

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, ShortyMac said:

Doug woul look better if he cut his hair.

He's probably worn it that way for 40 years.

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

Janine seems like the type who'd quickly discard her cat should Doug tell her he's allergic. 

I don't like this woman. AT. ALL.

I can see it now.

“Honey, I’m allergic to cats”

(sound of window opening and closing)

“Luckily I don’t have a cat.” 

[Ivylady]

If you soak her drawers in gasoline, you could set all us on fire. She's giving new meaning to granny panties. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Her cutesy way of talking is reeeeally annoying. 

The look on Doug's face when he was looking at Dr. Now froze my blood. Talk about a thousand yard stare. Shudder. 

[String Theory]

Showing her jelly belly extra skin to Dr. Now - makes me wonder if that's a turn on for Doug.  She got Dr. Now to "smile"..........she's still a creepy woman.

[Armchair Critic]

Damn, I have been with my man over 10 years and I still don't like him seeing my stomach, she just lays her sagging gut right out in front of Doug. Talk about a boner killer.

[cmpbl]

Just now, Callaphera said:

This is the best. Date. Ever. 

I couldn't imagine taking a date to my weight loss appointment. lol

[poeticlicensed]

Omg this is why you dont take your bf to the doctor. Lift your dress so I can look at your hanging fat. 

[Lizz]

2 minutes ago, Miss Chevious said:

I’m laughing so hard at y’all’s comments, I can hardly type. Or think of anything cute to say. 

Exactly.....I’m squealing like Janine   

[Julyolo]

She should have told Dr. Now to turn off the lights so Doug didn't get the big picture.

[Callaphera]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

Omg this is why you dont take your bf to the doctor. Lift your dress so I can look at your hanging fat. 

He kinda looked like he was turned on a bit. I think. Or he was thinking about visiting his most recent ex that he keeps in his freezer. 

[iwasish]

12 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

Oh, her date totally has the bodies of his ex-girlfriends stacked like cord wood in his basement. 

He looks like the guy that found Caylee Anthony’s remains... 

[littlebennysmom]

Her head cocking, folding her hands under her chin and cooing at Dr. Now is making me stabby.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, parrotfeathers said:

And squeals when she is poked.

I don't want to think about Janine getting poked. 

[WhitneyWhit]

I'm sorry but Doug looks like he's wearing one of Jeffrey Dahmer's skin masks.

[dreadfulLeigh]

Shes damn lucky she doesn’t have hooves. 

[Twopper]

Still don't like her all that much, but I am glad she lost the weight and is walking --even with the walker.   So she is successful, but I don't quite feel as excited for her as I have for some others.

Good night for now.  See you next time, if there is a next time!!

[sagittarius sue]

Why does she still have a PT person coming?

[Pepper Mostly]

Gawd, she's still grimacing and wincing when she so much as wiggles a toe. Histrionic much? 

[Gbb]

Creepy, flirty smile with hands clasped, “I love it when you smile.”

Me shudders. 

[Guest]

I see Janine has purchased sexy purple satin sheets for all her sexy times with Doug and...

[Ellie Godfrey]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Damn, I have been with my man over 10 years and I still don't like him seeing my stomach, she just lays her sagging gut right out in front of Doug. Talk about a boner killer.

She shows off that horror show belly but she puts on a wig. I don't get it.

[aliya]

I can only  hope that 1. the storms pass and 2. I can stay awake long enough to catch the rerun so I can see the end of the show. I feel cheated. $#**& tornadoes.

[QuinnInND]

3 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

The one mom kisses her daughter's pregnancy pee stick. After it had been used. 

Wait. What  what!? 

[Snarkastikate]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Damn, I have been with my man over 10 years and I still don't like him seeing my stomach, she just lays her sagging gut right out in front of Doug. Talk about a boner killer.

BEST COMMENT IF THE NIGHT

[Callaphera]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Gawd, she's still grimacing and wincing when she so much as wiggles a toe. Histrionic much? 

I like how the cat was like, "Nah, this is my corner of the bed. You do you, I'm gonna snooze." 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, littlebennysmom said:

Her head cocking, folding her hands under her chin and cooing at Dr. Now is making me stabby.

It is so affected and annoying.  No Janine, you are not an ingenue!