S09.E14: The Show Must Go On

[KungFuBunny]

Kyle, Lisa Rinna, Dorit, and Teddi get wild at the L.A. stop of Erika’s concert tour, but a major mishap threatens to silence the show; while inviting Lisa Vanderpump to her Hawaiian wedding, Camille finds another opportunity to criticize Teddi.

Airs 5/14/19 at 9:00 PM Eastern

[Jel]

Geez, "cute" double entendre with the title.

Lisa really needs to shop her shows to another network.

[langford peel]

I don’t think Bravo would let her go. Or that she would want to leave as the promotional bounce she gets is too valuable to her various business. I think she will get a vanity spin off the way Bethenny did. Perhaps about the dog shelter. If it hits like Kim Zolizaks vanity project she would continue with it. If it flops like Bethennys various missteps she will come back to the mother ship.

Either way she will not becoming back to Beverly Hills next season.

Edited May 14, 2019 by langford peel

[KungFuBunny]

Big Dick Energy

Bwahahahaha

[nexxie]

The new kitchen is $300,000 worth of gaudy - but at least it’s brighter.

[chewycandy]

Denise’s Sami is a beautiful, sweet girl. 

[Thumper]

Love that Denise at least recognizes how fortunate her daughter is to have professional makeup and hair for prom.  Wow.

[nexxie]

So where’s Charlie - he’s not appearing on the show, but might have been there to see Sami off.

[SweetieDarling]

4 minutes ago, Thumper said:

Love that Denise at least recognizes how fortunate her daughter is to have professional makeup and hair for prom.  Wow.

I also love that she doesn't seem to need to keep up with trends just because they're the latest trends. She seems comfortable in her skin; she doesn't come across as trying to be or appear to be something she's not.

I could do without all the sex talk tho.

[bosawks]

Teddi is like a one woman crusade against active listening.

[Mindthinkr]

16 minutes ago, nexxie said:

The new kitchen is $300,000 worth of gaudy - but at least it’s brighter.

Plus all her custom Le Creuset is pink. (I’m not really in the know of that, but when I could afford 2 pieces I had to search hard for the color I wanted).I’m not internet savvy like y’all. 

Edited May 15, 2019 by Mindthinkr
Too much wine

[bosawks]

I mean, if you like pink and white that certainly was $300,000 worth of pink and white.

[nexxie]

If Big Daddy is still funding Erika’s show, is it just a vanity/desperation project?

[SweetieDarling]

Have we ever seen Erika and Tom kiss before?

[FlyingEgret]

I'm sure Mr. Girardi's favorite part of the concert was when the music went off

[Grumpbump]

I am very uncomfortable with the Kyle and Mauricio makeout session

[Straycat80]

Yeah, Kyle always has to get all the attention on her. 

[JD5166]

God, Mikey sucks so bad. He is the real life Stefan. Does it matter if she has sound it’s not like she’s “singing” anyway. Her “music” makes me want to stab my eardrums out even tho I can’t hear very well anyway. 

Grow the fuck up ladies, why must they all jump around and scream every time they see each other? 

[nexxie]

6 minutes ago, bosawks said:

I mean, if you like pink and white that certainly was $300,000 worth of pink and white.

It was all the silver trim that made it rather extra.

[whydoievencare]

8 minutes ago, bosawks said:

I mean, if you like pink and white that certainly was $300,000 worth of pink and white.

I kind of do.  Please don't think less of me.

3 minutes ago, JD5166 said:

Grow the fuck up ladies, why must they all jump around and scream every time they see each other? 

Because otherwise, how would we know they are all having so.much.fun?

[RealHousewife]

7 minutes ago, Grumpbump said:

I am very uncomfortable with the Kyle and Mauricio makeout session

I like Kyle, but agreed. I don't need to see any couple like that. 

[KungFuBunny]

KFB Exclusive

Kyle in the bridesmaid dress

[SweetieDarling]

The center braid thing Kyle wore to the mani-pedi place has me convinced she has some kind of hair(or lack thereof) situation she is trying to hide.

[Ohiopirate02]

Did Camille really have to murder Gonzo for that coat?

[Straycat80]

Just now, Ohiopirate02 said:

Did Camille really have to murder Gonzo for that coat?

IKR, and did she mug a five year old for that little pink backpack? 

[bosawks]

1 minute ago, Ohiopirate02 said:

Did Camille really have to murder Gonzo for that coat?

Maybe Gonzo’s a know it all?

[Bronzedog]

Aaron seems to be a really good stepfather.

[BodhiGurl]

Camille talks out of both sides of her arse... wasn't that long ago she was pizzed at Lisa about the Taylor thing - in fact, didn't she mention it this season (I swear we had a flashback scene of her confronting LVP for not stepping up - that wasn't shown during the actual season), and now she's all about LVP? She's done it with other women too. Was it Brandi she was ok with until she saw others weren't having it and then suddenly she hated her as well? I'd be really ok with Camille leaving after this season. Now she's kissing LVP's arse about the "wedding"... lordt. Loved the Bravo shady editors shading this supposed "close" relationship... lol

[Straycat80]

So all we are going to see of LVP is her 300k kitchen and listen to her excuses to be as far away from the group as she can get? Then she should just quit this show. 

Camille can take her place. She’s been showcased more this season than LVP anyway. 

Edited May 15, 2019 by Straycat80

[BodhiGurl]

that uncomfortable-to-watch moment with Kyle and Maurico... I noticed he had his leg crossed after it... Double uncomfortable to see on screen.. UGH.

Sweet jeebuz Camille is now talking about the others - let's just forget she talked shat about LVP with Denise... anywho....  Ooooh... and now she's shading LVP in her talking head... I'm looking fwd to Denise going after Camille... 

[BodhiGurl]

Oh good grief. LVP and her new sidekick Jon Sessa... and a "lie detector" test. Why does LVP need to take one - Accd to Ken - she NEVER lies... *insert eye roll*

[bosawks]

Whelp, I guess I was wrong when I said I couldn’t imagine being more bored about this dog story.

A lie detector test, sigh.

I stand corrected....

[bravofan27]

Why is Dr. Jon next to Lisa V at all times. I can't stand that cherub chunk.

Camille's dress was ugly.

Kyle giving Teddi an out for lashing out at Camille-- "You were being a good friend."

Teddi-- "Well I'm going to speak my mind when someone is wrong!"

Kyle and Lisa R grimace.

Was it weird that Eloise only gave the step dad a hug goodbye?

My guess is Charlie is paying for his daughter's first dance prep. 
 

Ericka and staff acted like my husband acts when the big boss shows up to supervise an expensive event. Nervous, fake nice, ass kissey. Ericka's comment that Tom was the one paying for the show-- she STILL isn't sustainable? She needs to enroll in a few business classes and learn how to make money. Or how to add and subtract.

Rinna's hair is not iconic because of her. It's iconic because it's a shag that David Cassidy made famous. And Twiggy. Luanne has a shag as well-- she's not going on and on about how iconic her hair is.

Ericka was pissed because she was caught lip syncing. And then the track when on when she was just standing there.  Not that anyone is surprised, but I'm sure some believers who think she is really a singer cried a bit.

Tom's an old man. Damn. Hopefully Ericka will be nice to him when he gets senile, which appears to be not too far off.

Kyle straddling Maurico in the middle of two other men was beyond chasing youth. Getting that wasted is just not cute. 

[Callaphera]

Okay, I have a confession to make.

The husband has called me P.K. since, like, the second day we knew each other. The husband happens to be a Mike who I am now, jokingly, calling Mikey in the grand tradition of every Michael that has shown up on HoWives of BevHills. 

I'm having an identity crisis. Should I buy a pair of CHA and NEL earrings? Do I wear one and he wears one? Do I wear both, since I'm the only one with pierced ears? What do, y'all? 

P.S. I never want to see Kyle climb on her husband like that again and I never want to hear about Aaron's dick again. 

P.P.S CHARLIE SHEEN! DRINK!

[nexxie]

2 minutes ago, BodhiGurl said:

Oh good grief. LVP and her new sidekick Jon Sessa... and a "lie detector" test. Why does LVP need to take one - Accd to Ken - she NEVER lies... *insert eye roll*

And, instead of answering the question, she deflects by mentioning the tight arm band - not allowed during a valid test.

[RealHousewife]

8 minutes ago, BodhiGurl said:

Camille talks out of both sides of her arse... wasn't that long ago she was pizzed at Lisa about the Taylor thing - in fact, didn't she mention it this season (I swear we had a flashback scene of her confronting LVP for not stepping up - that wasn't shown during the actual season), and now she's all about LVP? She's done it with other women too. Was it Brandi she was ok with until she saw others weren't having it and then suddenly she hated her as well? I'd be really ok with Camille leaving after this season. Now she's kissing LVP's arse about the "wedding"... lordt. Loved the Bravo shady editors shading this supposed "close" relationship... lol

Camille's rubbed me the wrong way with some of the things she's said this season, but when it comes to Brandi, I actually think she was the most fair. Unlike some of the other women, she wasn't hostile to her when she was the new girl. Camille was one of the few who was sweet to Brandi, but when Brandi started really crossing lines, she wasn't okay with it, even when the fans were still team Brandi. I remember Camille cared that Brandi hurt Adrienne and her family. 

[Chit Chat]

2 minutes ago, bravofan27 said:

Tom's an old man. Damn. Hopefully Ericka will be nice to him when he gets senile, which appears to be not too far off.

He seemed kind of frail when Erika gingerly hugged him.  I thought that most of the episode was ridiculous.  I'm tired of seeing Rinna trying to act like she's 20 years old.  They all try so hard to be something they're not.  

[chewycandy]

3 minutes ago, nexxie said:

And, instead of answering the question, she deflects by mentioning the tight arm band - not allowed during a valid test.

Editing tho...

[Deputy Deputy CoS]

That last LVP scene? That is just one example of why she's the MVP of this franchise.

Sorry BH bitches. The real Queen B just knows how to make good TV

Of course we are all tuning in next week for the result of that overly dramatic lie detector taking test

Edited May 15, 2019 by Deputy Deputy CoS

[Chit Chat]

2 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

I remember Camille cared that Brandi hurt Adrienne and her family. 

I like Camille most of the time, but she can really lay it on thick when she's being buddy-buddy with someone, i.e. her talk with LVP.  She knows damn well that she was just badmouthing her a few weeks prior to that, but sitting there with her you'd think that she has been defending LVP the whole time, and LVP thought she was a true friend.  Camille has since apologized to LVP for her comments, but I'd have a hard time being friends with her after what she said about LVP's teeth. 

[RealHousewife]

Just now, ChitChat said:

I like Camille most of the time, but she can really lay it on thick when she's being buddy-buddy with someone, i.e. her talk with LVP.  She knows damn well that she was just badmouthing her a few weeks prior to that, but sitting there with her you'd think that she has been defending LVP the whole time, and LVP thought she was a true friend.  Camille has since apologized to LVP for her comments, but I'd have a hard time being friends with her after what she said about LVP's teeth. 

Oh I 100% agree with this. Poor Lisa had no clue what Camille had said about her.

I just remember Camille being fair regarding Brandi-she was nice to her when she was new and hadn't really done much, and when Brandi took it too far, Camille was no longer okay with her. Some of the others hated her on sight or remained friends with her longer than they should have imo. 

[nexxie]

14 minutes ago, chewycandy said:

Editing tho...

Yeah, we’ll have to wait and see.

[Callaphera]

16 minutes ago, Deputy Deputy CoS said:

That last LVP scene? That is just one example of why she's the MVP of this franchise.

Sorry BH bitches. The real Queen B just knows how to make good TV

Of course we are all tuning in next week for the result of that overly dramatic lie detector taking test

Right? Love her, hate her, indifferent to her, whatever, you gotta admit that LVP definitely knows how to make a boring show better. 

I can't be the only one who was doing this in the last thirty seconds:

Edited May 15, 2019 by Callaphera

[Bronzedog]

You know Erica is trying to stay married until she’s given Tom’s power of attorney and it looks like the finish line is in sight.

[Gem 10]

1 hour ago, SweetieDarling said:

I also love that she doesn't seem to need to keep up with trends just because they're the latest trends. She seems comfortable in her skin; she doesn't come across as trying to be or appear to be something she's not.

I could do without all the sex talk tho.

Geeze, four days apart and already she’s talking phone sex.  “TMI”.

[Callaphera]

6 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

You know Erica is trying to stay married until she’s given Tom’s power of attorney and it looks like the finish line is in sight.

Every time I see Erika and her husband together, I feel like I've flashbacked to 10 years ago and I'm watching the Anna Nicole Smith Story on VH1.

[rustyspigot]

8 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

That last LVP scene? That is just one example of why she's the MVP of this franchise

Meh. Unless Brigitte Nielsen is asking the questions and it is to win Flavor Flav's heart I'm not interested.

Can LVP find ANYONE besides Sessa to film with? I know Blizzard was  busy sabotaging Erika's sound system, but there must be someone else around.

Tom was awe struck. Awe struck that he has wasted all that money.

And Teddi got a haircut. Hi I'm Teddi's haircut.

[RealHousewife]

1 minute ago, Callaphera said:

Every time I see Erika and her husband together, I feel like I've flashbacked to 10 years ago and I'm watching the Anna Nicole Smith Story on VH1.

I get reminded of the Girls Next Door.

[SnarkAttack]

1 minute ago, Callaphera said:

Every time I see Erika and her husband together, I feel like I've flashbacked to 10 years ago and I'm watching the Anna Nicole Smith Story on VH1.

She talks to him like he's a child.

[Duke2801]

Bravo editors, was it really necessary to “flashback” to Teddi’s son having a meltdown? It certainly wasn’t enjoyable viewing the first time around. 

On the other hand, I lol-ed at your shady “flashbacks” of Lisa VP and Camille greeting each other. “One minute ago...”  So I guess we’ll call it a draw. 

Kyle, I don’t care how “hot” you and your Maurice are for each other, nobody needs or wants to see you mounting him in pubic. That’s a whole lot of cringe. Leave that for the boudoir please.

Camille—yikes. Was she always this messy (season 1 aside) and 2-faced? Has she just been getting a good edit as a Friend-of these past years? Is it possible the cancer treatments she received kind of messed with the wiring in her brain? Because nothing she’s saying is really adding up! She seems to contradict everything she was saying to Lisa’s face in her TH. It’s definitely not a good look at all.

Edited May 15, 2019 by Duke2801