S07.E21: Rules of Engagement

[OnceSane]

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Jax and Brittany celebrate their engagement at a fairytale-themed party; Ariana confronts Lisa Vanderpump; Brittany must inform Lala that she's excluded from her wedding party; Scheana reveals she's been with another guy.

Airs April 29, 2019.

[bosawks]

Is Lala going to knock over a liquor store before the shower?

[Steph J]

Why is Lala dressed like she's about to go burgle a house?

I didn't think Scheana's love life could get any more ridiculous. Then she decided to "fix" her "relationship" by adopting a penguin.  I can't with you Scheana.  I just can't.

[Thumper]

Ariana following the classic Reality Show plot line of confronting someone at a party.  Sigh.  

[bosawks]

Kristin’s side eye to Lala and monotone “really” about the penguin adoption is everything I love about Kristin.

[jkitty]

Did Lisa wear white to the engagement party? What a C U Next Tuesday. So tacky. 

Edited April 30, 2019 by jkitty

[whydoievencare]

Scheana has the absolute worst voice - is it the vocal fry?  Is it kind of monotone?  I can't put my finger on what it is that I hate about it.  I just know that I do.

[Wicked]

Stassi's righteous indignation about Adam not going down on Scheana is hysterial

[Thumper]

6 minutes ago, jkitty said:

Did Lisa wear white to the engagement party? What a C U Next Tuesday. So tacky. 

Does the red bra underneath help?  lol

Agree white is inappropriate.

[CSunshine76]

7 minutes ago, jkitty said:

Did Lisa wear white to the engagement party? What a C U Next Tuesday. So tacky. 

I don’t think there’s a rule about white except for the wedding.  Even if there is, etiquette wentout the window when Jax and Brittany threw themselves an engagement party.  You don’t throw parties in your own honor.

[bosawks]

“Can I borrow you?”

Does Adam think he’s on The Bachelorette?

[whydoievencare]

Scheana is literally a stage 5 clinger. 

[nexxie]

2 minutes ago, whydoievencare said:

Scheana is literally a stage 5 clinger. 

She’s scary. Run Adam, run.

[bosawks]

Adam, run far, run fast.

Fake your death, change your name and pretend this never happened.

Not to say that I don’t think Scheana also dodged a passive aggressive anger fueled bullet....

[Steph J]

Am I alone in feeling like the Adam/Scheana conversation was two people acting a scene rather than an actual, genuine conversation/confrontation?  It seemed very contrived and kind of rehearsed.

On the other hand, Adam's flat "No" followed by "I just did" when Scheana thought he just wasn't answering the question might be even better than the dead silence she got any time she told TV hanging Rob that she loved him.

[tinaw]

I have never wanted to smack someone upside their head more then i want to, to scheana right now.

She is ridiculous

[bosawks]

I wonder who is going to get custody of the penguin?

[jkitty]

12 minutes ago, CSunshine76 said:

I don’t think there’s a rule about white except for the wedding.  Even if there is, etiquette wentout the window when Jax and Brittany threw themselves an engagement party.  You don’t throw parties in your own honor.

Maybe there is not a “rule” to the extent that they exist, but it definitely has the potential to offend. There are a million other colors. Why wear the one that the star of the show - particularly one as obsessed with the title “bride” as Brittany - is likely to be in? And when you are already a stand-out guest? And it wasn’t even like it was a pants suit or something. It was basically the cousin of Brittany’s dress with the addition of an exposed undergarment. A quick google search seems to agree with me. You can go there if you want, but why would you want to?

From https://www.marthastewartweddings.com/640230/can-guests-wear-white-engagement-party

  “So, can you wear white to the engagement party?

If you don't care about potentially upsetting the bride, be our guest, but your best bet is to save your favorite white, or white-ish, dress for another occasion. If you have a good relationship with the bride and are not sure whether or not your dress even comes close to question, consider calling or texting her in advance of her engagement party to check. Should the party be a surprise, you'll definitely want to leave the white dress in your closet. However, if you're set on wearing some form of cream or white to at least one pre-wedding event, this is probably the time to do it. Since it's not a party that's thrown specifically in honor of the bride, but rather in honor of the couple, you may be able to get away with it.”

Edited April 30, 2019 by jkitty

[chewycandy]

Ariana was so sweet and thoughtful. I kind of hate Lisa right now 

[geauxaway]

11 minutes ago, bosawks said:

Adam, run far, run fast.

Fake your death, change your name and pretend this never happened.

Not to say that I don’t think Scheana also dodged a passive aggressive anger fueled bullet....

1 Yemen Road, Yemen.

[Thumper]

I'm embarrassed for Scheana.  I'm still not clear what her and Adam's relationship was all about -- but why have sex with another guy (first date)?  But I am old, repressed, and have some self respect. lol. 

[Mr. Miner]

I guess they felt obligated to give James and what’s her name a scene in the finale. 🙄

[Thumper]

Ahhh, so Lisa compares Jax to Ken. "Leopard changing his spots."

Sigh.

[nexxie]

Wow - that reunion preview!

[farmgal4]

Brittany’s mother has had a lot of work done on her face, but she was totally ignored on camera this season.  Wonder why?

[Emmeline]

Jack and Brittany sprang for a flower wall and wedding type cake but no full bar?  

Scheana is just trying to trap a guy so bad, it’s pathetic.

[Mr. Miner]

I better not watch the reunion, it looked aneurysm inducing.

[Emmeline]

Just now, farmgal4 said:

Brittany’s mother has had a lot of work done on her face, but she was totally ignored on camera this season.  Wonder why?

I noticed this too.  She was only shown for a moment or two on the last few episodes.

[nytonc]

2 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

Jack and Brittany sprang for a flower wall and wedding type cake but no full bar?  

Scheana is just trying to trap a guy so bad, it’s pathetic.

I smell a pregnancy scare in the near future

[chewycandy]

Stassi looked very elegant.

Reunion: will watch to see Brittany yelling at the lizard. 

Just now, nytonc said:

I smell a pregnancy scare in the near future

Or a penguin scare!

[iloveit]

I wonder if Lisa’s dress was actually pink and just appeared white on tv. Isn’t pink her thing?

this is my second season watching this show. I hate myself more every time I watch an episode or investing any time in this show like typing this pointless message. Lord help me resist watching another minute of  VPR. #sorryfofty

Edited April 30, 2019 by iloveit

[nytonc]

Wow Lala was really nice about not being a bridesmaid 

[farmgal4]

5 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

I noticed this too.  She was only shown for a moment or two on the last few episodes.

You know she was seething after paying to have cosmetic procedures done so she would look good on camera, but then she was totally ignored.

Does Brittany’s laugh get on anyone else’s nerves?

Edited April 30, 2019 by farmgal4

[ghoulina]

Jax and Brittany don't even really need a wedding. That party basically was a wedding. I do find it interesting that Britt is more excited to be a BRIDE than a WIFE. 

I'm a little disappointed that Ariana didn't go harder for LVP.  'Cause I am SO. DAMN. SICK of that woman playing everything off as "humor". She constantly dismisses your feelings. You have no point. "It's a joke."

Leave it to Scheana to turn someone's engagement party into a pity party for her non-relationship. She adopted a penguin for a dude who won't even go down on her??? Adam is a creep; and his anger was scary. But Scheana is a clingy mess. "You don't love me? So you don't love me? Are you sure you don't love me?" He won't even like your photos on Instagram!!!  She needs therapy, not a boyfriend. 

James is a dick, but I hate the way Raquel is using him. And she totally is. I don't see any emotion coming from her with him. She never says, "I love you too." She always qualifies his compliments. I don't know that he necessarily deserves better, but she just bugs. Also, did her earring just randomly fall out at dinner? 

[nytonc]

Will they have an assortment of beer cheese? Or are they saving it for the wedding?

[Kiki777]

OMG I wanna punch Scheana in the throat with her ranting and Botox-frozen Kardashian-crying hugging and weeping on Mamaw at her own grand-daughter's engagement party.  What a self-obsessed twat.  It takes a lot to look like the worst person in this crowd.

#savethepenguin damn I wanna adopt one too.  And a cheetah if possible.

[mbaywife123]

29 minutes ago, geauxaway said:

1 Yemen Road, Yemen.

BING!

[ghoulina]

30 minutes ago, Thumper said:

I'm embarrassed for Scheana.  I'm still not clear what her and Adam's relationship was all about -- but why have sex with another guy (first date)?  But I am old, repressed, and have some self respect. lol. 

She basically told Adam that she got with the other guy in order to force Adam to realize that he loves her. #fail

[bosawks]

Didn’t Blair wear Raquel’s reunion dress to prom on The Facts of Life?

You take the good, you take the bad I guess....

[mbaywife123]

5 minutes ago, farmgal4 said:

You know she was seething after paying to have cosmetic procedures done so she would look good on camera, but then she was totally ignored.

Does Brittany’s laugh get on anyone else’s nerves?

She sounds like woodpecker.

[nytonc]

Commit to Scheena (sp?) I think Tom meant commit Sheena 

[nytonc]

Sheena stop playing with your hair! 

[tinaw]

3 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

She basically told Adam that she got with the other guy in order to force Adam to realize that he loves her. #fail

It must kill scheana that the other girls are getting married and she isnt

She really needs therapy

[jaybird2]

15 minutes ago, farmgal4 said:

Brittany’s mother has had a lot of work done on her face, but she was totally ignored on camera this season.  Wonder why?

i noticed she changed her lipstick and her makeup has definitely lightened up!  maybe she read this forum.

[Emmeline]

10 minutes ago, farmgal4 said:

Does Brittany’s laugh get on anyone else’s nerves?

Yes me!  She’s so giddy and giggly it’s annoying.

[mbaywife123]

Sheena is such a phony "actress" her story line this year was so transparent and fake.

Yes, meemaw please take her to Kentucky and lose her in the woods not to be found for at least the next few years.

[Kiki777]

16 minutes ago, farmgal4 said:

Does Brittany’s laugh get on anyone else’s nerves?

Her everything gets on my nerves.  She just seems so fake to me.  This sweet aw shucks good ole southern girl act - I don't buy it.

[nytonc]

I’m convinced there’s nothing inside rachel’s head but rocks

[Callaphera]

The best part of the Scheana/Adam bit (was there a good part?) was her tearfully explaining that she didn't tell him about the penguin adoption after he begged to leave and she held onto him to stop because: "it wasn't the right time". 

Edited April 30, 2019 by Callaphera

[mbaywife123]

1 minute ago, nytonc said:

I’m convinced there’s nothing inside rachel’s head but rocks

Now that's an insult to rocks everywhere.

There is nothing in there to even form a carbon based item.