S07.E15: Angela's Story LIVE CHAT

[Splashes]

Doesnt gastic bypass bypass the stomach so the stuff goes straight into the intestines? How is she able to eat like that and not be dead or constantly be feeling awful.

[Suzywriter]

"from patients who tell me da same ting while crying."

I laughed so loud that I scared the goldfish.

[DC Gal in VA]

7 minutes ago, umgoblue said:

All the tears...she will definitely be dehydrated by the time she ways in...

Hmmm... how about 613. 

Fully hydrated? 678

Okay umgoblue I  think that you were the closest and you win an 11 pound Texas-sized burger, with no onions, fries and your own plastic knife and fork!

[umgoblue]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

This week's winner of the unknown to known weight extravaganza is @umgoblue with a guess of 613*. They win a combo fried chicken, cupcake pizza, designed to be more easily consumed without the pesky need to breathe between massive bites, a choice between a front truss or a four cup bra to hold any pesky extra lumpage, a supermarket accessible cart with a 250cc engine to help boost you up the ramp, and, as always the admiration of your fellow Pounders! 

*we are giving credit for the first guess in your double guess snarkathon.

Thank you, thank you!

I would like to start by thanking the little people...that would definitely not be Angela!

[ams1001]

25 minutes ago, String Theory said:

How sweet - she and Eric have matching nasal cannula's for their oxygen!

Hey, she said no romance. Stop with that sexy talk.

[DC Gal in VA]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

"from patients who tell me da same ting while crying."

I laughed so loud that I scared the goldfish.

I know, that was awesome! ☺

[CircusPeanuts]

3 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

"Basically, I didn't have 'no control.'" [wailing ensues/death imminent]

Call the Whah-mbulance

[mmecorday]

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From certain angles, she looks strangely like Nancy Fuller from the FN.  

OMG, yes! She even kind of sounds like her! I wonder if she's got Gigi juice in that Mountain Dew bottle?

[Donut Bear]

2 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Good point, she was leaning on Eric wasn't she?   I bet she's a whole lot heavier than the scale showed.  

Well she didn’t have her shoes on

[jacksgirl]

So do they turn around and drive right back home to Ohio now?

[Concerned]

Dr Now opened a can of whoop ass.

[ams1001]

27 minutes ago, dreadfulLeigh said:

This music is...weird. Like a sprightly version of 70’s porn. 

This is the best laugh I've had all week.

Well, aside from this:

[Splashes]

1 minute ago, umgoblue said:

Thank you, thank you!

I would like to start by thanking the little people...that would definitely not be Angela!

Thanking the seven little johnstons commercial seems silly and unneeded.

[CircusPeanuts]

7 minutes ago, DC Gal in VA said:

608!? Is that it!? I don't think anyone got it right tonight.

My area code!

 I swear the number was skewed by holding her friend’s hand   

[cmpbl]

Now you knew you would have to move before you started all of this. Just stop whining already

[poeticlicensed]

Why do all the pound patients go to Dr Nows office during daylight hours and when they leave it's always dark. Longest dictor appointment in history. 

[Barb23]

2 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

(I am also old enough to have ridden in the wayback of the station wagon when I was younger.)

I am the youngest of three & sitting in a small spot in the wayback  of our station wagon on vacations was the greatest. 

[Suzywriter]

This is her last chance.

[88Keys]

BRB- I need a drink.

[Caoimhe]

The way she goes on and on about her imminent death I predict she will still be alive at the end of this program.  

[String Theory]

8 minutes ago, MsVixen said:

Eric was holding her!  Did that make a difference in her weight?

Yup, side eye on that - I know I can shave a few pounds off the scale if I hold on to the towel bar........not sure if Eric would have that same effect - but her ONLY being 608 was a bit of a surprise to me!

[Hellga]

Trying to pull the pity card with Dr. Now.  Not gonna work!  Try to use your brain, lady, not just whine!

[poeticlicensed]

2 minutes ago, Barb23 said:

I am the youngest of three & sitting in a small spot in the wayback  of our station wagon on vacations was the greatest. 

Our wayback seat faced backwards so we looked out the back window. 

Edited April 11, 2019 by poeticlicensed

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

You know what bitch.  If you died tomorrow, you did not die trying.  Go and watch Kelly’s story for someone who died trying you fucking drama whore!

[Viqutorious]

1 minute ago, CircusPeanuts said:

My area code!

 I swear the number was skewed by holding her friend’s hand   

Madison!

[Uuuugghh]

Really she (granddaughter) needs you? Really?

[ams1001]

28 minutes ago, Gbb said:

“I feel bitchy”

I feel bitchy,

Oh so bitchy,

I feel bitchy, and itchy, and weeeiiigh...608 pounds 🎶

[mmecorday]

It's only Munt 2?

[MJS]

6 minutes ago, Azubah said:

But I never know what Dr. Now expects them to say. "I'm a moron"? 

Yeah- I was wondering that too. She said she ate too much of the wrong food and didn’t move. What else is there to say? And she regained it because she ate during a stressful time. It’s not an excuse if it’s true and she realizes that’s the issues she needs to fix. 

Whether she changes or not is a different issue, but it didn’t sound like “excuses” to me. 

[Callaphera]

45 minutes of show left.

"Month 2"

[String Theory]

10 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

I have a general rule of not eating anything left on the break room table, with the exception of Wednesday bagels (provided by the cafeteria and paid for by management) and Munchkins (which one or two people bring in very occasionally).

yum......Munchkins (especially chocolate and blueberry) are my kryptonite~!

[Suzywriter]

9 minutes ago, MsVixen said:

She was 300 pounds when she had the first WLS?  She lost 100 pounds and she is now 608?!!!  TRAIN WRECK!!!!!

Train eaten!

[ams1001]

"I can't really gripe about it"

I'm sure you'll figure out a way.

[MsVixen]

Yep, throw that Parmesan cheese on the lettuce!

[nytonc]

Wow she’s actually sticking to the diet? And smiling?

[jacksgirl]

Cute dimple on Lacy!

Edited April 11, 2019 by jacksgirl

[poeticlicensed]

There is no such thing as zero calorie anything that isn't full of other shit. Except water

[ams1001]

Oh, please don't let this perfectly-healthy-weight little girl start thinking she's fat.

Edited April 11, 2019 by ams1001

[MsVixen]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Train eaten!

You are my Soul Mate, Suzywriter!

[Barb23]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

Our wayback seat faced backwards sonwe looked out the back window. 

Our neighbors next door had one of those.  It was cool.

[Callaphera]

She's gonna be poppin' bottles of 0 calorie barbecue sauce and spray it around the room like it's champagne, while judging that kid for her ranch dressing habit.

[preciousperfect]

This woman should not be around children. 

[CircusPeanuts]

2 minutes ago, CheeseBurgh said:

Madison!

You betcha!!! 🧀🍺😋

[umgoblue]

Are we seriously only in Month 2?!?! With 45 minutes left?

The entire episode was a road trip....I am shocked and appalled by the pacing...

Okay, not really.  But they do need better editors.

[mmecorday]

Be advised, Angela. The average cost of a funeral is $8835.37.

[CrazyInAlabama]

My understanding is that even with gastric bypass, you start having constant amounts of high calorie foods (milk shakes, pudding, etc) and start getting your stomach used to processing food constantly.     Then if you increase the quantity, and have things like soda all of the time, your upper digestive track stretches out, and you can eat even more.      Soda, and carbonated beverages a bad too. 

She's planning her funeral again.    She should talk to a funeral director about the logistics, and cost of burying her.     

What idiots at Pizza Hut and Papa John's decided that this was the right show for their ads?   

She's going to do it her way, and we all know what that means.  

Edited April 11, 2019 by CrazyInAlabama

[Snarkastikate]

Even the KID knows she's gonna fail!  LOL she's so full of crap.

[Caoimhe]

If she's loving this diet so much I can only imagine the quantities she is eating.  But I suppose any improvement in her eating is a good thing.  Maybe she won't die so imminently any more.  (Oops, talking about the funeral home again.)

[nytonc]

Uh oh I spoke too soon. 

[Julyolo]

She's such a know-it-all. One of these days when she predicts her death she's going to be right. Especially since she predicts it every day.