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[Kip]

Falling into a icebox on New Years Eve 1925, she is thawed out in the 21st Century, unleasing her wit on the dull and tiresome.

Downton Gabby

Monday May 2 - DowCo hosts for dinner Donald Trump, Ivana Trump, Marla Maples, Melania Trump, and Megyn Kelly. With special musical guest Kanye West.

[Dave in Chicago]

So Dave needs roller derby names that somehow link Canada, photography, and pain.

The obvious answer is: "Cana-Diane Arbust Some Skulls".

Other candidates:
Tim Hurtin's; Traumatic Shutter; Polaroid Rage; InstaSlam No Filter; Yousuf Harsh; Rack Focus; Chromatic Abrasion; Trouble Exposure; Johnny LaRuthless.  If this were drag roller derby, Alanis Tourniquet.

Edited April 19, 2016 by DS1077

[Susie Derkins]

Roller derby submission: Bruce LaBruise

[Madman Felton]

Switchin 2 Glide

The Wrecker of Head Man Hits Harold

The Littlest HoBlow

Crookiepuss

ScotiaBonk

Gordon FightFoot

Hurtin' Cummins.

Corner Gash

Sharon Lois and BAM!

Alan Hamel's Comedy Bang

[Madman Felton]

Are you afraid of the Dork?

King of Lens-ington

The Trouble with Mace E

[David T. Cole]

The Wrecker of Head Man Hits Harold

 

King of Lens-ington

 

LOL, nice.

Since it was suggested independently on Twitter, I forgot to mention "Northern Exposure".

[FormerMod-a1]

Very nice quiz, Sarah! I hope to hear this feature again, if only so that Dave can redeem himself.("SORRY")

 

 

Thanks! I used less than half the possible questions, so it could easily return for Volume II.

 

I had just put together a Game Time for ID shows!  Hadn't sent it in yet though, so if you need some more titles, real and fake, for volumes II, II, IV, V or VI, let me know.

[Fukui San]

I was about to suggest Northern Exposure. Thinking this through out loud...

 

How about Kodiakchrome?

Googles. Darn, Kodiak the town is Alaskan, but it seems there are some things named Kodiak in Canada.

 

Tried to connect mounted cameras with Mounties with little success.

 

Hmm...  How about we combine a Canadian Celebrity with a photography term?

Michael J. FStop is the only one I can think of. One would think you could do something with Justin Bieber or William Shatner but the closest I can get is "William Shutter" but that doesn't scan.

 

No famous people named "Len" that I can see, or else I'd suggest changing "Len" to "Lens".

 

Combine the name of a famous photographer with a famous Canadian? 

Man Ray Borque.

 

This one's tough. I still don't feel I have a submission I can get behind 100%.

[Monty]

How many guest appearances does someone need to have for their perfect record to be counted? Asking for a friend. (Who is me. I've got two Canons and one Nonac in just two appearances, thanks to a call-in Canon submission in EHG 1.0)

[David T. Cole]

I think that counts Monty. Ramos is Dead, long live Monty!

[Madman Felton]

*Hurtin Cummings.

[SnideAsides]

Tim Bit.

[mcriss]

I love Hurtin Cummings. I really do.<br /><br />But, I'm pitching Shutt'er Down. This works on multiple levels. It's punny. It's slightly aggressive. The syntax is pure Canadiana (like me, I'm from Halifax!). Cameras have shutters. And, winter coats have down!

[David T. Cole]

That's really good mcriss!

"Derby Down" is the stance you skate in too.

[SnideAsides]

Pap Oh No?

 

...Sorry, I'll show myself out.

[villainelle]

Mostly a lurker and derby girl here to say congrats on starting practice, Dave! In answer to the question about men's derby: there are now many leagues that host men's teams alongside women's teams, and host coed practices and bouts. Here in New Orleans we have the New Orleans BRASS roller derby team that is all male. <br />Welcome to the sport, and good luck!

[Madman Felton]

History's Greatest Skating Robot.

[Jac]

AlAxe Trebek

[SnideAsides]

How did you get the themes to play backwards? I've been looking for something that will let me do that for ages but keep coming up blank.

[swimmyfish]

How about the Moose-jawbreaker?

[Primetimer]

Letting the auteur inspire more TV shows.

Read the story

[Sarah D. Bunting]

Sinister Prime Minister

[Dave in Chicago]

Do "Bubble" as a reverse "Project Greenlight" - get a known director to agree to very lo-fi production conditions for a short film (like "The Five Obstructions"); then we get a mini documentary on their process AND the resulting project. Could be one project per season or several directors assigned to different kinds of restrictions.  It could be like "Chopped" for filmmaking, where they never know what required ingredients are in the mystery box.

I could also see "Side Effects" as a modern anthology series in the style of "Alfred Hitchcock Presents", every episode is a new suspense/thriller/murder mystery.

Edited April 20, 2016 by DS1077

[Fukui San]

Haywire could be the new A-Team. Every week Gina Carano says few words, kicks someone's ass.

[Actionmage]

A Scanner Darkly (Exec. Producer on it):Recalibrate it as a sci-fi anthology in the vein of The Twilight Zone.

 

edited for clarity.

Edited April 20, 2016 by Actionmage

[Fukui San]

If Dave only cared about referencing Canada and pain, I'd go with Tim Hurtin's.

[Miguelito]

Hopefully not too late. Just throwing things at the wall.

Death of Field

OverExHoser/OverExHosed

Fright Meter

Parallax Terror

ViewBlinder

[Actionmage]

Mr. Actionmage and I enjoyed this episode and the Game Times immensely. Thanks for doing such a great job each week! 

 

For Dave's Derby name:

The Dry Mountie?

F-Stop Fitzgerald ( Canadian documentary director Thom Fitzgerald)

Velcrow Ripper (actually, that's a real Canadian documentarian)

Roll-ie Halif-axe?

Prince Ed Icon?

Edited April 20, 2016 by Actionmage

[EricJ]

Sex, Lies and Videotape as a Skinemax erotic anthology in the vein of "Red Shoe Diaries." Might need an altered title, though. Or make the framing device some good looking perv (maybe just bring back Duchovny) looking through a box of porn tapes from the '90s.

[Jael]

I know they already tried to do Out of Sight for TV as "Karen Sisco", but that's still what I want to see most.

[David T. Cole]

These are from Twitter and are great:

 

Proposed @glark derby names:
Bustin' Crude-o
Clobberson Davies
John Griefenbaker
Donald Smotherland
Lester P. FEARson
Murdercai Stitchler

 

From @BlairAWriter

 

That said, Tim Hurtin' (FYI, the most suggested name!) and others with non-Dave first names don't really work IMO.

If I was from Halifax I'd totally go with The Halifax Explosion.

[jima]

How did you get the themes to play backwards? I've been looking for something that will let me do that for ages but keep coming up blank.

 

Audacity is your friend: http://www.audacityteam.org/

[Madman Felton]

'Bubble' as a Martha Stevens helmed rustbelt mumblenoir.

I'd also love to see Tim and Eric take a shot at Schizopolis

[Kip]

Out of Sight -Show run by Graham Yost

Give Yost a chance at the real Karen Sisco, rather than the subsitute that he used on Justified (Karen Goodall). I would have her played by Natalie Morales.

[DavidJSnyder]

A workplace comedy where a former Nazi scientist relocated by Project Paperclip to a secret facility in Middle America has to deal with government bureaucracy and the nosy reporter who threatens to expose his identity while developing the technology to take the United States to the moon. Christoph Waltz is The Good German.

Edited April 20, 2016 by DavidJSnyder

[Racj82]

Dastardly Dynamo

Oh and I got every single one of those game time questions right except for Andy Griffith which should have been obvious with the whistling.

[YoSaffBridge]

Canadian Breakin'!<br />Though I also love Bustin Crudoe and Donald Smotherland.

[Susie Derkins]

Canadian Bokeh?

[FormerMod-a1]

The Cole Front 

Cole Comfort

 

Mich Coledon Light

[MuuMuuChainsmoker]

Last time Dave played the drunk tape, I made a whole bunch of budge images to accompany it. But then it took too long and the moment was lost. Here are a couple.

Drunk Dave

The Great State of Minnefornia

The BobBear

[David T. Cole]

That's the best thing ever!

[Primetimer]

The TV dealbreakers that make us want to shoot our TVs.

Read the story

[jima]

Co-sign on Sarah's hatred for the Kars4Kids commercial. My wife and I vastly improved the song by rewriting the lyrics to appeal to dogs. Ahem..

 

"1-8-7-7 Eat the Squirrel,

Om nom nom nom, Eat the Squirrel!

1-8-7-7 Eat the Squirrel,

Eat the Squirrel today!"

[Sarah D. Bunting]

hee hee hee

[April Bloodgate]

Hi, Dave. Fellow derby player here. (I wanted to be April Bloodgate, but there are several skaters already using that name. I ended up not using any pop culture references and went with Moxie McGillicut-her.) Derby names are one of my favorite things to ponder, but my knowledge of photography terms is somewhat limited, so I doubt I'll be much help. But I love seeing what others come up with. I do have general advice though. 1) Keep it short. Printing longer names onto uniforms is a pain, as I'm now finding out. 2) Think about how the name will be shortened by your teammates. Most of the time teammates will refer to you by a 1-2 syllable abbreviation of your name during game play, so try to avoid things that will get shortened into something awkward.

 

Also, what's your team's name? 

[David T. Cole]

Also, what's your team's name? 

 

The proper team is the Waimea Wranglers Rough Rollers but I'm not sure the co-ed team skates under that name.

[Carrie Ann]

This only includes one of the three things you suggested, but then you said non-Dave-first-names don't work, and I thought of this and it made me laugh: Dave Wreckening.

Edited April 21, 2016 by Carrie Ann

[Kip]

Zack effin Snyder. Yah, I know your saying to yourself he's a "movie" director that doesn't count, but then I think of all the times he has shown up in special about comics and I just have to turn it off as my mood goes from great to pissed off. Even people talking about him can put me into a rage spiral usually around the lines of "Well that was as good as Watchmen could have been done, so faithful..." or "What else was Superman going to do, he had to kill the guy".

[marny]

I'm with Joe on Melissa George. Irrational hatred whenever she's on my screen in any capacity.

[Maria]

Donald Smotherland (or Keifer, for that matter) is pretty awesome. I agree with Tim Hurtin' or Dave Reckoning/Wreckening.

Also everything April and villainelle said. Men's derby is growing by leaps and bounds, but many/most men's leagues are affiliated with women's and enjoy coed practices and scrimmages. Derby is expensive, so sharing practice space and time works out! The true coed leagues generally skate under a different ruleset (now called MADE), which features alternating periods of men and women playing, but a cumulative score.